guolejifenzhong，liboyanshoudaolesunzhengxifaguolaideweixin。
“boyan，neibudianyingjintianshouying，wokanguohuaxule。nvzhujiaohenmei，zhishinanzhujiaobujiniwanfenzhiyi。”
liboyanmeiyouhuizheitiaoweixin，ershizhijieshandiaole。
meiyihuier，sunzhengxiyoufalaidiertiaoweixin。
“xiexienijiwodeai，xiexienijiwoneimemeihaodeyiduanshiguang。”
zheitiaoweixin，zhongyurangliboyandebiaoqingyoulexiexubianhua。
tazuijiaofuchuyigejiqiandandexiaorong，huilesunzhengxilianggezi：shima
dangnianqingmeizhuma，liangxiaowucai，qingshenyinong。houlai，tayuanfuyiguo，yinxunquanwu，zhiliujitayigebeiying。
erxianzai，tayouzhanzhuanjialetadeweixin，duitashuoxiexie，shuotahaijideneiduanmeihaodeshiguang？
这是不是很讽刺？
sunzhengximeiyouhuifutadezhiwen。liboyanbashoujizhuangjinkoudai，zhunbeizaiquxiaoyuanzouzou。
dezhitaxuechengguiguo，muxiaoyaoqingtaxiazhouzuoyigeyanjiang。taxiangxianhuilaikankan，xiangxiangcongnagejiaoduqieru。
dianyingyuanmenkourenhenduo，yihuieryouyibuhuobaodongzuodapianyaokaishile，paiduiderenjideshuixiebutong。
liboyanzhouzhoumei，guowaizhuguanle，tazhenshoubulerenduoyongji。
zouzhezouzhe，turanyourenmengdipaileyixiatadejianbang：“youshini！jiwozhanzhu！”
liboyanyiniutou，kandaolemanmiannurongdeluqiao。
dandinggaolengruliboyan，yewuyuwangtianle，zheiyoushizenmele，zenmeyoupengshangzheinvrenle？
luqiaobitahaiyaowuyu。tahaoduanduanzairenqunlizouzhe，chizhebingqilin，nazhidaoshenshangdemaoyihuranjiukailiele！maoxianbeishenmedongxigouzhule，kaishizidongchaikai，yixingyixingde，jiugenwanxiaoxiaoleside。
tajuededuziliangsousoude，ditouyikan，shenshangdemaoyidoukuaichengluqizhuangle！！
zaizixiyikan，maoyidexiantoubeipangbianneigenanrendelaliangouzhule！xiantouyiquanquanchekai，tademaoyiyidiandianbeichaidiao！
zaizaizixiyikan，zheigenanrenzhenghaoyoushineigebaofahu！
liboyanyefaxianlewentisuozai，tarenzhubuyue，dongshoubangyeyatoujiexiantou。
chandejinjindexiantounalineimerongyijiekai？taraolairaoqu，yemeiraokai。zhouweiderendoukaishikanrenaole，haiyourenhaowutongqingxindihahadaxiao。
luqiaoyongbaozhezhubaoluchulaidexiaomanyao，ehenhenbaliboyanwangpangbianla：“biezhanzheiernong，nicunxinxiangrangwochuchoushibushi！”
kanzhetaxiongsheneshadeyangzi，liboyanyizhenxiane。
tacongkoudailinachushouji，zhijiebawaitaotuodiaorengjiluqiao：“manmanjie。”
“e？”luqiaodaizhu，waitaodeneichenshangyouyigelogo，suiranyindehendidiao，suirantapingshibuguanzhushechipin，dantahaishiyiyanrenchulai，zheishigeruleiguanerdedapaizi。
zheijiushichuanshuozhongdejinchantuoqiaoma！
nanrenzhuanshenyuzou，luqiaochongzhetadebeiyingdahan：“baofahu！nijiwozhanzhu！nihaimeipeiwodeyifu！”
nanrenjizou，bingbuhuitou，buzhidaoshizhendemeitingjianhaishizhuangmeitingjian。
luqiaoyukuwulei。zheijianmaoyi，shitahua108yuanmaidebaokuana！shuang11aoyeqianglaidea！jintiandiyitianshangshena！jingranjiuzheimehuile！
luqiaozailubiandianlisuibianmailejianyifuhuanshang，xianglexiang，jihaoyouanningdalegedianhua，zhunbeisuku。
taheanningshidaxuetongxue，xianzaidouzaizhongshenggongsishixi，zhishibuzaiyigebumen。
“qinaide，xiangwola？”anningdeshengyinyongyuanchaoqipengbo。
“shia！wojianzhitaixiangnile！nidoubuzhidaowojintianyouduodaomei！”luqiaobatayudaobaofahuhoudegushijiangleyibian，beifendao：“nishuozheishinaerpaolaideshenjingbinga？shishangtianpailaizhemowodema？”
anningyizhidouzaixiao，xiaodedouhebulongtuile：“haha，buyaoshuorenjiashenjingbingma，wojuedetahaitingmengde。”
“meng？”luqiaochadianpenchuyikoulaoxue：“mengzainaer！anning，nihewoshizaitongyigepingxingshijiema？”
anningxiaodao：“shitingmengdea。youshuai，youyouqian，haineimegaolengneimedanding，haishuonifeilitadejiao，hahaha，zheihaibumeng？jianzhijiushigouxueyanqingjudebiaozhunnanzhuma！”
“wobujuedetameng！”luqiaoyishengnuhou。
anningwanquanbuguanluqiaodexinqing，jixuzanmeitadechouren：“ng，queqiedishuobushimeng，shiku。taikule！haha，guangtingnidemiaoshu，wodouyaoaishangtale！”
“anning，niwodeyouqingdaociweizhiba！zaijian！”luqiaoshichushashoujian。
anningganjinfuruan：“biea！womenqingbijinjian，zenmenengyinweinanrenfanlianni？womingtianhuiqu，jinidaihaochide！”
有好吃的……
luqiaojuejiaodeniantoukaishidongyaole：“shenmehaochide？xiangsuji？”
anjiamamazuodexiangsuji，neishiyijue。xiangxiangdouyaoliukoushuiya！
“daduile！mingtianzaijialidengwo，zhengzhijiquanjinichi！”
“haojiemei！jiuzheimedingle！”luqiaomashangdaying，yimiaozhongdoumeiyouyu。
taheanningzaigongsifujinzulegeyijushi，pingshishangxiabanjiuzhuneili。zhoumodeshihouanningjingchanghuijia，meicidouhuijiluqiaodaihaochidehuilai。
xiangdaonengwozaishafashang，yibiankandianshiju，yibianheguimikenxiangsuji，luqiaodexingfuzhishucengcengshangzhang，chongdanlebushaobaofahujitadailaideyinying。
luqiaozhengzhunbeiguadianhua，anningturanqiqiaiaidao：“neige……qiaoqiaoa，ni，nikanxinwenlema？”
“shenmexinwen？”luqiaoturanyoubuhaodeyugan，yibananningzheiyangtuntuntutude，tiedingshiyoushenmeehao。
anningkaolvleyixiacuoci：“gujingyanghelijiadexiaonverdinghunle，jintianyulexingbaguagangbaochulaide……”
“……”
fangfoyijizhongchuicongtianerjiang，luqiaoyixiazimengle，tasisiwojinshouji，zhangzhangzuiquefabuchurenheshengyin。
顾景阳订婚了？
taanlianlesiniandexuezhang，hebierendinghunle？
neigeyouzheganjingdeweixiao，youzhehuposeyanzhudedananhai，hebierendinghunle？
luqiaobushuohua，anninghuangle：“nibiewangxinliqua，yulebaguama，haoduodoushiluanxiede，neixiegouzigenbenmeiyoujiecao。shangciwomenjiandaoguxuezhang，tahaishidanshenni，zenmekenengzheimekuaijiudinghunle，yidingshiyaoyan！wojuedeguxuezhangdangchuyexihuannide，zhishinimenliangdoutaihanxu，yizhimeitiaoponeicengchuanghuzhibale。”
shima？guxuezhangshixihuantade？luqiaowojinshouji，suanchudiyaoyaotou。
guxuezhangduita，zuiduozhishiyouhaoganeryi，zheihaogan，haibuzuyirangtaquzunyugui，jieshoutazuotadelianren。
taqueshipeibushangta。taneimeyouxiu，ertazheimepingfan。tashiyuanshanbaixue，ertazhishijiaoyelidecaohua。
配不上的……