他指哪，她打哪儿！
haibudaosanfenzhong……hejingshuzhongyuzaishuleliuqibazhihou，diyicitishenyitong“zheng”daoqianle！
dierba，youshishunfengshunshui！
disanba，youshitahule！
budebushuo，shengyutingzheipaiji，haizhenshibucuo！
danshizuozaipangbiandejiweiquekaishiyumenle。
“sanshao，nizheishiyaopeiyangchuyigequeshena！”
“hehe……”shengyutingqingsongdexiaolexiao，“dequehenyoutianfu！”
zheirenshizaikuatayou“tianfu”？
haishizaibaojiangzijipaidadehaoa？
disiba……diwuba……dadeqitasangerenjiaokuliantian！
zaishenyitongcongmaokenglibei“qiangjiu”huilaideshihou，hejingshubudanjianggangcaishudiaodebenqianyinglehuilai，jingranhaiduozhuanlebushao！
“怎么样怎么样？”
shuwuyebuzhidaocongnalituranjianmaolechulai，kandaohejingshuzaishouqian，kaixindewen：“yinglemayinglema？”
“neidangran！”hejingshumeitouyitiao，yangleyangyinghuilaideyidaluochaopiao，deyideshuo：“dashengezhezheierni，binijishuhaoduole！”
“呵呵……”
hejingshudekuajiang，dedaoleduifangyuyuedehuiying。
zheijipaidade，tashishenxintongchang，chadiandouwangle，jinwanlaizheilishiganshenmedele。
shoutouzheibajieshuzhihou，hejingshuxunsuqishenzhandaoleyibian，jiangpangbiandeshenyitongzhuaileguolai。
“自己打！”
ranhoujiuyilianreqingdekanzheshengyuting。
“sanshushishenmeshihoulaide？”
shengyutinggezihengao，zuiqimatayimiliubajiashangyishuangwugongfendegaogenxie，caimianqiangnenggougaopandaotadexiaba。
nuansedeguangxiancongtoudingshangfangdalexialai，zaitashenshangdushangleyicengjinguang，rangtazhukeyinglangdewuguanzengtianlejifenrouhe，jianmeixingmu，lengjiaofenming，chunjiaoweiyang，kanderangrenjuedeshufu！
tagenshengyuting，yebingbusuanmosheng！
chuleyeyegenhejiadejiaoqingzhiwai，liangjiazaishengyishang，yedoushichangnianhezuodeguanxi。
shengyutingyiqiangenzhetafuqinyemeiyoushaoquhejia，zhishizheixienian，tayizhidouzaiguowaidushu，suoyitamenyeyouhaojinianmeijianle！
ertajintianlaizheilidemude，jiushiyaozhaoshengyuting！
yinweita，genfujinzhoudegegefuxuchenshitongxue！
fujiajiulianggeerzi，biqizhengfangtaitaiyangchulaidefuxuchen，fujinzhouzheigexiaoniangyangdezaifujiakebingmeiyouduoshaoyoushi。
danjiuzheimeyigemeiyouyoushideren，quezaishangbeizi，yongyouleyiqie！
tingdaozheihua，shengyutingwunaideyaoleyaotou，xiaolexiao，shuangshouyouxiandechazaikudaili，kanzheta，“benlaiwohaijuezhe，wogennimenshitonglingrenni，danshinizheiyijusanshu，kezhenshirangwoshunjianjiuchenglezhangbeile！”
hejingshulengleyixia，xixiyixiao。
“meibanfa，woyaoshigentamenyiyangjiaonisanshao，wobazhidaodehua，feiderangwochizhusunchaorou！”
“jinwannibabayoubuzai，nijiusuanjiaowoge，yemeishier！”
hejingshukanleyixiasizhou，renyoudianduo，shuohuabushihenfangbian。
takanleyixianeibiananjingdeshafaqu，ranhoutaishouzhilezhi，“womenquneibianliaoba？”
“好！”
dajiadouzaineibiankandaqiukandapai，suoyishafaqumeiyouren。
liangrenfenbiezuozailexianglindeliangzhangshafashang，yaolejiushuigenyinliao。
xiangzhezhijieshuodehua，haoxiangyoudiantaitangtule，suoyihejingshuraozhewanzi，wenyixieyoudemeide。
danshimingxianyoujifenxinbuzaiyan。
“nisihuyouxinshier？”
kantaraodekelian，shengyutingkaozaishafashang，diezhetui，youshougezaixigaitou，qingqingyaohuangzheshoulimiandehongjiubei，xiaozhewen。
hejingshuyouyizhongbeirenkanchuandexinxugan，gangadexiaolexiao。
“sanshu，wonengqingnibangwoyigemangma？”
“说来听听！”
“woxihuanyigeren，woxiangyaozhuita！”
yaohuanghongjiubeideshouyidun，ranhouyouzhongxinyaohuangqilai！
“e？”shengyutingtiaoleyixiameishao，raoyouxingqudekanzheta，“worenshi？”
“en！”hejingshuyonglidediandiantou，rangzijidebiaoyankanqilaigengjiadeshengdong。
“ni……shixiangyaotadelianxifangshi？haishixiangrangwobangnijieshao？”
hejingshuxianglexiang，“ninengjiwolianxifangshima？”
“ng……”shengyutingjianghongjiubeididaochunbian，minleyikoujiu，guoleyihuierwen：“wonengzhidaotashisheima？”
“傅诩琛！”
tingdaozheigemingzi，shengyutingdelianshangfeikuaidelveguoyisiweiya。
傅诩琛他认识！
但是，他很意外！
tajuranhuiduitayouyisi！
“fuxuchenwodaoshirenshi，buguowojidetazheixienianhaoxiangyizhidouzaiguowaimeihuilaiguo，nishizenmerenshitade？”
mianduishengyutingdezhuiwen，hejingshujuede，zijixianghaodeliyoudouyijingkuaiyaozhichengbuzhuzijijixubianxiaqule。
“zaiyigeyanhuishang，wo……woduitayijianzhongqing！”hejingshukelianbabadekanzheshengyuting，shituhuhuantadetongqingxin，“sanshu，qiuqiunile，bangbangwo？woqingnichifan，haobuhao？”