尴尬身份

rongjingchendeyanzhongdaizheyisixingwei,suiranbuyongneigenvrenjiu,tayeyoubanfabaituoneixieren,keyigehuidataiquandenvren……youyisi。

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qiaoyuanyizhizouguoguaijiao,zheicaitingxialai,huitouyizhangwang,gangcaineigenanrenyijingbuzaile,zhiyouyiliangpaochedebeiying。

hu~tatuchuyikouqi,yaoshibeishangsikanjianzijizaiwaimiandajia,huibuhuibeikaichua?

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mouyedianli,qiaoyuansixiazhangwangleyihuier,meikanjiantangyijunderen,xiuqidemeitoubuyoudeweiweizhoulexia,renni?

yemuganggangjianglindeyedian,zhiyouliaoliaoshuren,qiaoyuanweizhebataizhuanyouleyiquan,yiranmeiyoukandaotangyijunderen。

jiuzaiqiaoyuandasuanjitadagedianhuadeshihou,turanzaijiaoluolichuanlaiyigehaomaideshengyin,“wochanigesijilao,laoniangshinvde!”

“ni……”neigezhaotangyijundashandenanrensihuyeshiyijing,neizhangpingfandelianshanglvexianweisuo,zaikanqingtangyijunweiweilongqidexiongbuzhihou,tashanshandezoule。

“kao,exin!”tangyijunbiyide‘cui’leyikou。

tangyijun,congmingzishangjiuyouxiefenbianbuchunannv,shijishangtayeshiyishenzhongxingdaban,duandaoerjidelisetoufa,zhongxingdelianpang,rangrenyouxienanfencixiong,jiashangshengaojiangjinyimiqi,kanshangqujiugengxiangshigenanrenle。

“yijun。”qiaoyuanxiaozhejiaoletayisheng。

“e,yuan,zenmecailai?”tangyijunwanleyixiayixiu。

“ng,zheicishinanrenzhaonidashana。”qiaoyuandebiaoqingdaizheyisiyeyu,zhongxingdabandetangyijunjianzhishinannvtongchixing。

tangyijunlenglengyixiao,kanqilaibutaixiangtiqigangcaideshiqing,“nijintianxinqingbuhaoba?”tahendudingdeshuodao。

“哟,半仙啊你!”

“temede,wohaibuzhidaoni?”tangyijunshuaiqideyitiaomei,“fashengshenmeshile,genwoshuoshuobei?”shuozhe,tashunshounaqizhuoshangdeyibeijiuheqilai。

qiaoyuanchenmoleyixia,kanxiangtangyijun,tuchusigezilai,“wojiehunle。”

“pu……”tangyijunxiayimiaojiubayikoujiupenlechulai,tadengdashuangyan,yongshoubeicacazui,“woqu……shenmeqingkuang?zenmedenijiujiehunle?genshei?”

qiaoyuankanzhetangyijunfangyilianjingchademoyang,yuanlaihehurentinghaowande。tangyijunshitaweiyiyigezhenzhengjiaoxindehaoyou,tayoushiqingdouhuigentashuode。

“yuanlaishizheiyangdea……nihaixiaoni!”tangyijuntingmingbaile,doushiqiaojianeixiejianrenmenzuochulaidehaoshier!“woshuonimenjiadoushenmerenna,qiaofeifeineijianrendaitiniqushangdaxuele,jiuyaonidaititaqujiajiyigezaolaotouzi?”

guangshitingzhejiuhenlaiqia!

“guanjianshi,wodouhaibuzhidaoneirenshishei。”qiaoyuanzhouzhoumeitou,“woyizhimeizhengmingbai,gentajiehundedaodishiyudeweihaishirongjingchen。”

真是超级~不爽的!

“e,rongjingchen……tingzhetingershude,bujideshisheile。”tangyijunchensizhedianleyizhiyan,“neinizhunbeizenmeban?”

“liangbange。”qiaoyuantankaishou。

tangyijunpaileyixiaqiaoqiaoyuandehounaoshao,“nishaleba?jiuzheimebazijiyibeizidajinqule!”

doushuohunyinshifenmu,tajinniancaishiba,zheimejiubazijijihuomaile!

qiaoyuanwugudemomozijidehounaoshao,“neiwonengzenmeban?”tazhishiyigesishengnveryi,lianshenfenzhengdoumeiyoude。

“keliandebaobeier!”tangyijunzhidaoqiaoyuangangadeshenfen,tameiqianmeiquande,tuolibuleqiaojia,zhinengyouqiaojiabaibu。

qiaoyuanshenshoujiangtangyijunshouzhongdeyannaguolai,xileyikou,tuchu,biaoqinglengyanerxinggan,zaiyanwumiraozhong,tazixindeyangchunweixiao,“qiaojiasuangepi!”

tangyijunxiaoleqilai,tajiuxihuanzheiyangdeqiaoyuan。