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【zhenxinhuadamaoxianshule,wopengyoufeiyaowobazhaopianfachulai。】
【照片】
【buhaokan,jiushiyoudianpipide。】
buxiuxianwanghuifu——【yanjingpipide,jiaopiyanziba。】
【zheishixinshengqunma?xiangwenyixiaxuexiaofujinyoumeiyouxingbakea,womeiqian,zhuyaoshiqianjinianhaiwaiyangchengdexiguan,duilezanmenxuexiaoxiaofeishuipinggaoma?wobashuoyigeyuejiwoyiwanbugouyonga,haiyouxuexiaoyoudifangtingpaochema?】
buxiuxianwanghuifu——【@qunzhutile】
【咩~】
【qitaxuezhangzenmebushuohua?】
【咩~】
【想睡觉觉了咩~】
buxiuxianwanghuifu——【xiangshuijuehuiyangquan。】
【xuezhang,sushenengdaiguoma?wozaoshangzhichidexianiupai。meibanfa,xiguanle。】
buxiuxianwanghuifu——【keyi,genxuexiaobaobeijiuxing。wodangshijixuexiaojuanleyigexinxiaoqu,ranhouxuexiaodandujiwokaileyidongsushe,qinglesanshigeayi。】
【xuezhang,wojiazaicaoyuanshang,qingwenxuexiaorangtingzhishengjima?】
buxiuxianwanghuifu——【keyide,xuexiaofanweigouda,wodangchujiushidagaotiezhijietingzaixiaomenkoude。】
……
杀疯了,杀疯了。
qunneidexiaoxifengkuangshangzhang。
jiangbaisuozaibeiwoli,xiaodeyizhanyizhandi。
zheibuxiuxianwangyebuzhishihedengrenjie,dangzhenshiwudia。
buguoyeyinci,qunneideqifenyuelaiyuehuore。
各种玩梗层出不穷。
【xuezhangxuejie,kaixuekeyirangwojiaguanjiabangmangbanxinglima?xuexiaorangburangjina。】
【xuegexuejie,xiangwenyixia,nengzijiquangedizhongshuidaoma?wopaxuexiaoshitangchibuguan。】
【xianzaidanshendexuezhangxuejieshibushibeiqitaxuezhangxuejietiaoshengxiade?】
【……】
liaodaohoumian,buxiuxianwangyedagaizhidaolegengduoderenshizaiwangeng,diuxiayiju“woqubiguanle”hou,xiaoshibujian。
qunneidexiaoxiyejianjianguiyupingdan。
……
假期一晃而过。
bailandeshenghuohaimeixiangshougou,jiujijiangjinruxiayigeguanka。
jiangchengdaxuexinshengbaomingchu。
jiangbaidazhehaqian,tuozhexinglixiang,yanjingsichusaoshezhezhouweihetayiyangdexinshenghexinshengfumu。
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而自己的父母——
jiangma:“erzia,nishangdaxuezhuajinzhaogenvpengyou,gaozhongnishuoniyaohaohaoxuexi,wogennibajiubuguanle,shangdaxuezaibuxiashou,nijiumeijihuile。”
jiangba:“ng,nimashuodedui。”
jiangma:“daxuedouzhaobudaoduixiang,nibuhuijuedegongzuolejiunengzhaodaoba。”
jiangba:“ng,nimashuodedui。”
jiangma:“nikankanrenjia,yiduiyiduide,doushigaozhongdaishanglaide,nitiantianjiuzhidaoxuexi、xieshu、dayouxi,zhiqianjinixieqingshudeneijigeguniang,hailiaozhebu?”
jiangba:“ng,nimashuodedui。”
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yiqiansongjianglianyuequshangdaxuedeshihou,fumuyeshizheimexutaojianglianyuede。
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xianzaifengshuilunliuzhuan,zhongyulundaotale。
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找女朋友?
找不了一点。
daobushishuojiangbaizhangdechou,qiaqiaxiangfan,**jiadejiyinhenhao。
nandeshuaiqi,nvdehaokan。
suoyi**jiarenzaiwaimaoshangyouzhemizhizixin。
大概体现在两点。
1、zhaoduixiangyaozhaohaokande,dangranrenpinyaoguoguan。
2、zaihaokandewo**jiadewayepeideshang。
zheimizhizixincongjiangbaitaiyeyebeijiuchuanxialaile。
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daxuezheimechongyudeshijian,dangranyaohaohaochuangzuole,zhengqubudangtaijian。
yitianmayiwan……bu,liangwanzi!
哪有时间找对象。
youneishijian,duoxiejizhangbuxiangma?
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xinshengbaodaochudechulisuduhenkuai,meiyihuierjiulundaolejiangbai。
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好帅的学弟!
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“你好,学弟。”
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yashemaoxuejiefeikuaicaozuo,luruxinxi。
shenbianyinlingxinshengdexuezhangjianzhuang,gangzhunbeidaijiangbaiqulingxinshengwuzi,yashemaoxuejiejiuzhanleqilai,dao:“liyan,nixiuxiyihuier,shunbiantiwoyixia,wodaixuediqulingxinshengwuzi。”
jiangbaihexuezhanglengshendegongfu,yashemaoxuejiejiuyijingqishenzouchulaile。
“shushuayizaizheibianxiuxiyixia,wodaijiangxuediqulingwuzihemenjinka,yihuierjiukeyidaixingliqusushele。”
erzaijiangbailikaibujiu,liangdaojinglideshenyingjiebanzoulai,pangbianshibushixiangqiqieqiesiyu。
十分钟后——
jiangbaiyijiarenzhanzaisusheloumenkou。
kanzhexuejieliqudebeiying,jiangbaisongleyikouqi。
daxuedexuejiedouzheimereqingma?
buguozuihoudouraobukaibanxiaoyuanka,haozailaizhiqianjianglianyueshuoguozheigeshiqing。
xiaoyuankabuzhejiban,dengshuxilezainongyebuchi。
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qitasanweishiyouhaimeilai。
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“fangxinba,wodouchengnianle,bielaodanxinzheidanxinneide。”jiangbailijiefumudedanyou,yemeiyouluchubunaifandebiaoqing。
“jidehaohaoheshiyouxiangchua。”
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