第3章

下面跟着一排问号。

【你很有钱咯?】

【gemen,niwanchouxiangdeba。】

【别说英文。】

【xuexiaodeliandoubeinidiuwanle。】

【抖音看多了吧。】

xiamianyiweiidjiaobuxiuxianwangdequnyoujinsuiqihouhuiying。

【nengbunengyongtiandiyinxingdeqian,wogangcongyanwangneipaohuilai。】

jiangbaiyile,duanzizhaojinxianshi?

好素材,记录下来。

zheihuafangfoanxialechouxiangdekaiguan,qunlidunshirenaoqilai。

【yuyin▶ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|ıı|33"】

(xuezhangxuejie,buhaoyisiwenyixia,zanmenxuexiaodechuangbanshiduozhangdea,dui,jiushiwoshengao185,pachuangbanbugouzhang,shide,185。)

zheiyigeziyigeziwangwaibengdeqipaoyin,tingdejiangbaiqileyishenjipigeda。

buxiuxianwanghuifu——【chuangbanbugouzhang,nikeyibatuijule。】

【zhenxinhuadamaoxianshule,wopengyoufeiyaowobazhaopianfachulai。】

【照片】

【buhaokan,jiushiyoudianpipide。】

buxiuxianwanghuifu——【yanjingpipide,jiaopiyanziba。】

【zheishixinshengqunma?xiangwenyixiaxuexiaofujinyoumeiyouxingbakea,womeiqian,zhuyaoshiqianjinianhaiwaiyangchengdexiguan,duilezanmenxuexiaoxiaofeishuipinggaoma?wobashuoyigeyuejiwoyiwanbugouyonga,haiyouxuexiaoyoudifangtingpaochema?】

buxiuxianwanghuifu——【@qunzhutile】

【咩~】

【qitaxuezhangzenmebushuohua?】

【咩~】

【想睡觉觉了咩~】

buxiuxianwanghuifu——【xiangshuijuehuiyangquan。】

【xuezhang,sushenengdaiguoma?wozaoshangzhichidexianiupai。meibanfa,xiguanle。】

buxiuxianwanghuifu——【keyi,genxuexiaobaobeijiuxing。wodangshijixuexiaojuanleyigexinxiaoqu,ranhouxuexiaodandujiwokaileyidongsushe,qinglesanshigeayi。】

【xuezhang,wojiazaicaoyuanshang,qingwenxuexiaorangtingzhishengjima?】

buxiuxianwanghuifu——【keyide,xuexiaofanweigouda,wodangchujiushidagaotiezhijietingzaixiaomenkoude。】

……

杀疯了,杀疯了。

qunneidexiaoxifengkuangshangzhang。

jiangbaisuozaibeiwoli,xiaodeyizhanyizhandi。

zheibuxiuxianwangyebuzhishihedengrenjie,dangzhenshiwudia。

buguoyeyinci,qunneideqifenyuelaiyuehuore。

各种玩梗层出不穷。

【xuezhangxuejie,kaixuekeyirangwojiaguanjiabangmangbanxinglima?xuexiaorangburangjina。】

【xuegexuejie,xiangwenyixia,nengzijiquangedizhongshuidaoma?wopaxuexiaoshitangchibuguan。】

【xianzaidanshendexuezhangxuejieshibushibeiqitaxuezhangxuejietiaoshengxiade?】

【……】

liaodaohoumian,buxiuxianwangyedagaizhidaolegengduoderenshizaiwangeng,diuxiayiju“woqubiguanle”hou,xiaoshibujian。

qunneidexiaoxiyejianjianguiyupingdan。

……

假期一晃而过。

bailandeshenghuohaimeixiangshougou,jiujijiangjinruxiayigeguanka。

jiangchengdaxuexinshengbaomingchu。

jiangbaidazhehaqian,tuozhexinglixiang,yanjingsichusaoshezhezhouweihetayiyangdexinshenghexinshengfumu。

qitadexinshengfumudouzaizhufuzheshangdaxuedezhuyishixiang,huozheshiyaohetongxueshiyoudahaoguanxi,yaomeyeshizaixunwenshenghuofeigoubugouhua。

而自己的父母——

jiangma:“erzia,nishangdaxuezhuajinzhaogenvpengyou,gaozhongnishuoniyaohaohaoxuexi,wogennibajiubuguanle,shangdaxuezaibuxiashou,nijiumeijihuile。”

jiangba:“ng,nimashuodedui。”

jiangma:“daxuedouzhaobudaoduixiang,nibuhuijuedegongzuolejiunengzhaodaoba。”

jiangba:“ng,nimashuodedui。”

jiangma:“nikankanrenjia,yiduiyiduide,doushigaozhongdaishanglaide,nitiantianjiuzhidaoxuexi、xieshu、dayouxi,zhiqianjinixieqingshudeneijigeguniang,hailiaozhebu?”

jiangba:“ng,nimashuodedui。”

tingzheerlaozaierbianxuxutaotao,jiangbaimantouheixian,henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

yiqiansongjianglianyuequshangdaxuedeshihou,fumuyeshizheimexutaojianglianyuede。

dangshihaizaishangchuzhongdejiangbaihaidubudongjiejiedebiaoqing。

xianzaifengshuilunliuzhuan,zhongyulundaotale。

tayezongsuanshizhidaole,weishenmezaoshangjianglianyuebulaisongtabingqiejitaleyigeziqiuduofudeyanshen。

找女朋友?

找不了一点。

daobushishuojiangbaizhangdechou,qiaqiaxiangfan,**jiadejiyinhenhao。

nandeshuaiqi,nvdehaokan。

suoyi**jiarenzaiwaimaoshangyouzhemizhizixin。

大概体现在两点。

1、zhaoduixiangyaozhaohaokande,dangranrenpinyaoguoguan。

2、zaihaokandewo**jiadewayepeideshang。

zheimizhizixincongjiangbaitaiyeyebeijiuchuanxialaile。

jiangbaikanguojiazudelaozhaopian,shuzhesanqifendetoufa,nongmeidayangaobiliang,sihaobuxiayuneigeniandaidegangxing。

buguojiangbaidexinsixianranbuzaizhaoduixiangshang。

daxuezheimechongyudeshijian,dangranyaohaohaochuangzuole,zhengqubudangtaijian。

yitianmayiwan……bu,liangwanzi!

哪有时间找对象。

youneishijian,duoxiejizhangbuxiangma?

buguojiangmazairenduodedifanghaishijizijierziliuleyixiemianzi。

yaoburanbaodaodiyitian,tajiuhuichengweiquanxiaomingrenle。

xinshengbaodaochudechulisuduhenkuai,meiyihuierjiulundaolejiangbai。

luruxinxideshiyiweidaizheyashemaodexuejie,benlaiyouxiebaiwuliaolaideyangzi,jiandaojiangbaideshunjian,jiuhaoxiangshamozhongdelvrenjiandaolvzhouyiyang,yanjingshuayixiajiuliangle。

好帅的学弟!

lvlveqiandesuifa,zuozhishenzi,yashemaoxuejiedeyangziyixiazijiuduanzhuangqilai,tiantiankaikoudao。

“你好,学弟。”

“xuejiehao,zheishiwodeluqutongzhishuheshenfenzheng。”jiangbaibashouzhongdedongxidiguoqu。

yashemaoxuejiefeikuaicaozuo,luruxinxi。

shenbianyinlingxinshengdexuezhangjianzhuang,gangzhunbeidaijiangbaiqulingxinshengwuzi,yashemaoxuejiejiuzhanleqilai,dao:“liyan,nixiuxiyihuier,shunbiantiwoyixia,wodaixuediqulingxinshengwuzi。”

jiangbaihexuezhanglengshendegongfu,yashemaoxuejiejiuyijingqishenzouchulaile。

“shushuayizaizheibianxiuxiyixia,wodaijiangxuediqulingwuzihemenjinka,yihuierjiukeyidaixingliqusushele。”

erzaijiangbailikaibujiu,liangdaojinglideshenyingjiebanzoulai,pangbianshibushixiangqiqieqiesiyu。

十分钟后——

jiangbaiyijiarenzhanzaisusheloumenkou。

kanzhexuejieliqudebeiying,jiangbaisongleyikouqi。

daxuedexuejiedouzheimereqingma?

buguozuihoudouraobukaibanxiaoyuanka,haozailaizhiqianjianglianyueshuoguozheigeshiqing。

xiaoyuankabuzhejiban,dengshuxilezainongyebuchi。

sushe4lou414,shangchuangxiazhuo,duliweiyu,youyangtai,shineiyouxiezaluan,daoyechengbushangzang。

qitasanweishiyouhaimeilai。

“yihoubuzaijia,haohaoheshiyouxiangchu,weilaisiniannimendouyaozaiyiqishenghuole,buyaochaojia。”

“bamalideyuan,chuleshiyebunengdiyishijiangandao。”

jiangbajiangmayibiandasaozheweisheng,yibianzhufudao。

“fangxinba,wodouchengnianle,bielaodanxinzheidanxinneide。”jiangbailijiefumudedanyou,yemeiyouluchubunaifandebiaoqing。

“jidehaohaoheshiyouxiangchua。”

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