噗嗤——
zheiyouxiegaoxiaodefayanshunjianjiangxuningyandoulele，chunjiaobujinweiweiqiaoqi，mouguangliduoleyifenmingmeixiaoyi。
“weishenmeyaojiaotahuangmaoni？”xuningyanrouroumaotou，“haoqiguaidemingzi。”
jiangbaixiaodao：“nikantatoudingyicuohuangmao，duoxingxiang。”
sanyanliangyujian，chongdanleliangrendeganga。
liaozheliaozhe，jiangbainaonaotou，youxieyuyanyouzhi。
zuihouxinyiheng，dao：“zheiweihaokandexuejie，nishishenmeshihouguolaidea？”
xuningyanmeimaoyitiao，yanzhongduoleyisiyeyudexiaorong，“yesuanshiganglaiba，buguoqiahaotingdaonizaiquanshuozheiwei‘miaoxiong’congshushangxialai。”
jiangbaizuijiaomengdiyichou，xinzhongandaobumiao：neiqibushiquantingdaole！
tagangadigankeyisheng，shitanzheshuodao：“zheiweipiaoliangxuejie，neininengbunengzhuangzuomeikandaogangcaideshiqinga……”
huixiangqigangcaineiyouqudeyimu，xuningyandexinqingbuzhiweihebiandegenghaole，weiweiyangqidezuijiao，daizhejifendiaokanzhiyiwendao：“wo？gangcaideshiqing，biruni？”
jiangbaizhizhiwuwu，shuohuashengyejianjianbianruo，“jiushi，jiushigangcaiwoduimaoshuodeneixiehua。”
妈耶！
好羞耻！
xuningyanyanzhongxiaoyigengsheng，“keyishikeyi，buguowoyoujigewenti，ninengbangwojiedayixiama？”
jiangbailiketingqixiongtang，batouyiyang，gancuidihuiying，“meiwenti，xuejieninjinguanwen。”
“好，那我问了。”
“nigangcaizaiduixiaohuangshuo，‘nizheiyibeizi，youmeiyouwenbierenpiguomin’zheijuhuashishenmeyisi？”xuningyanmubuzhuanjingdekanzhejiangbai，tasikaoletingjiude，danshiyizhibulijieshishenmeyisi。
tingdaozheihua，jiangbaixianshiyileng，jinjiezhebianfanyingguolai，lianshangfuxianchuyimogangadexiaorong。
“qishi，zheishiqianjinianzaiwangshangliuxingdeyijuhua。”jiangbaijieshidao，“buguoyuanjukebushizheigee。”
shuozhe，taxunsudakaishouji，jinrubzhan，fanchushouzangjia，bofangqiyuanshipin。
shipinzhongdehuashi：nizheiyibeizi，youmeiyouweibierenpinguoming。
“dangshiwotingdemohubuqing，jiubazheihuatingcuole。”jiangbainaonaotou，youdianbuhaoyisidishuodao。
tingwanjiangbaidejieshi，xuningyanweiweiyizheng，suihou“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai，neixiaoshengruyinlingbanqingcui。
“xuedi，nikezhenyouyisi。”
xuningyanyoufanfuniantaolejici，chunjiaoqingbuzijinwanqi，piaoliangdemouzibeixiaoyijinrandegewaimingliang。
“xiayigewenti，nishizenmezhidaowoshixuejieni？jintianxinshengbaodao，wanyixinshengni？”xuningyanwendao。
“zheigehenjiandan，yinweixuejiechuandehenhaokan，buguozheizhongyifuchuanqilaiyouxiemafan，bushihexinshengbaodao，duiyuchuquyouwan，daoshihenheshi。”
“tuiyibushuo，yigechenghueryi，jiaocuoleyemeishenme。”jiangbaisongsongjian，wusuoweideshuodao。
xuningyandiandiantou，“guoguan，neijintianzheishi，wojiudangmeikanjian，buhuidanwunizhaonvpengyoude。”
bianshuozhe，biannaqinaichaxileyikou。
dangnaichazaikouzhongxiangtiandezhanfangkailaihou，xuningyancaixiangqi，zheinaichagangcaihaoxiangjixuediheleyikou。
zheiqibushijianjiejiewenle？
还是两次？！
xuningyanchengchedeyanmouzhongshanguoyisixiuse，zhuangzuoruowuqishideyangzi，bayilvchuizailianjiabiandetoufaqingqingdilandaoleerhou，erjianfasideyanyingxia，jianjianranshangyimofeihong，ruchuchunzhitouzhanfangdetaohua。
jiangbaimeiyoujiandaozheijiaoqiaodeyimu，taditoubainongzhehuangmao，niezhemaomaodexiaozhuazhua。
neixinjingtandao：zheixiaohuangmao，roudianruanruande，haitingyoulidao，nanguainengyixiazicuanneimegao。
liangrenyoudounongleyihuierhuangmao。
huoxushiyinweixinshengruxuedailaiderenliuliangzengda，zhouweiderenyezhujianduoleqilai。
tingdaolailaiwangwangdejiaotansheng，jiangbaixiangqileneisanweisuweimoumiandeshiyou，yushikaikoushuodao：“xuejie，suansuanshijian，wodeshiyouyeyinggailaile，ruguomeishenmeshidehua，wojiuxianhuiqule。”
xuningyanyezhanqishen，paipaishenshangdecaoye，lianshangguazheqianqiandeweixiao。
“好，入学愉快。”
jiangbaipaipaihuangmaodenaodai，“huangxiong，wozoule，youjihuizailaikanni，qilemingzinijiusuanshiwofangyangdemaole，haohaohuna！dengnifayuhaole，wojiudainiqujueyu。”
“喵呜？”
jiangbaiyouxiangxuejiedaobie：“xuejiezaijian。”
suihouzhuanshencongcongliqu，xinzhongquezaianzitucao。
ruguokeyi，xuejiewomenhaishibuyaozaijianle。
suiranzheixuejiezhendehenhaokan，danyihuixiangqineiyeyudexiaoronghegangadechangmian，jiangbaijiurenbuzhutoupifama，jiaozhikoudi。
haozaixuejiedayingtabuhuishuochuqule。
万幸，万幸。
gudebaixuejie，zaiyebujianle。
xuningyanzhanzaiyuandi，zhushizhezheiweibuzhimingxuedidebeiyingzaiguaijiaoxiaoshi。
“有趣的学弟。”
tadunxiashenzi，zhunbeizaimomohuangmaojiulikai，jiukandaocaodishangyougebaisedexiaowujiananjingtangzaineili。
“蓝牙耳机？”
“yinggaishigangcaixuedidaoxiadeshihoubuxiaoxindiaodeba。”
xuningyankuaisumoleliangbahuangmaodemaotou，nazhelanyaerjihenaichazouchushulin，keliangcezaojiumeiyouleneiweixuedideshenyingle。
“suanle，dengxinshengbaodaojieshuhou，zaikankannengbunengyudaoba。”
“喵呜？”
huangmaojianerrendouxianhouliqu，yuandizhuangequanhou，zuanruguanmucongbujianle。
……
huiqudelushang，xinshengjianjianduoleqilai。
sushelouyebuneimekongdang，fangjianlidouyouyilianggexinshenghejiazhangzailiaotian。
laidaosilou，414qinshidemenbankaizhe。
tuikaimen，jiangbaijiukandaoyigechuanzhekuansongyifudenanshengzhengzaibeiduizhemen，cashiyizi。
neinanshengchajuedaoyourenjinlai，chiyileyimiaokaikoudao：“laizhekeshijiangdaoyou？”
jiangbaizhengyaodazhaohu，tingdaozheizhongerdewenhou，buyoudelengleyimiao。
“ng……wodequeshijiangbaimeicuo。”
neirenlianshangluchucanlandexiaorong，kuaibuzoulai，“jiangdaoyouhao，zaixiayuanhongfei，yihousinianqingduoguanzhaole。”
jiangbaidiandiantou，lianshangduoleyisixingqu，“yuan…daoyouyeshi，qingduoguanzhao。”
liangrenkaojinhou，jiangbaizheicaifaxian，duifangchuandenalishishenmekuansongyifu，genbenjiushiyijiandaopaoa。
zhibuguogangcainizheguangxian，meikanqing。
这室友有意思啊。
Cosplay？
中二病晚期？
zaixianshizhong，“daoyou”zheigechenghu，jiangbaihaishitouyihuitingdao。
buguozheiwei……yuandaoyou，weishenmeyizhidingzheziji？jiangbaixinzhongyoudianbujie。
zhengdangtazhunbeikaikouxunwendeshihou，yuanhongfeiqiangxianyibukaikou：“jiangdaoyou，buzhiniyoumeiyoudezuiguoshenmeren？”
“嗯？没有啊。”
zheihuabajiangbaiwenmengle，tayizhidoushizunjishoufadehaogongmin，24zishenkejizaixinzhong。
——keke，xiaoshuokaichebusuan，neishifuxishengwuzhishi。
yuanhongfeiruoyousuosidediandiantou。
“zenmele？”jiangbaiyihuodao。
“meishenme，jiushikannidemianxiang，zuijinsihuyouyichang……jie？”yuanhongfeiyuqibiandeyouxiebuqueding，“dangran，yekenengshiwogonglibudaojia，kancuole。”
“哈？”
jiangbaimengdezuidouhebushang。
tayoudaliangleyixiaduimianzheiweishiyou。
shenchuandaopao，jiashanggangcaide……kanmianxiang。
xianzaicosplaydemenjiandouzheimegaolema？
江白一脸震惊。
yuanhongfeixiangshidudonglejiangbaidebiaoqing，zhendingziruodikaikoudao：“woshizaidaoguanzhangdade，ewaixuexileyixiezhuanyezhishi。daopaochuandeshufu，jiuyizhichuanzhele。”
shentemezhuanyezhishi！jiangbaizaineixintucao。
buguomeixiangdaozheigemenshigehuozhenjiashidedaoshi。
道士下山？
“至于称呼。”
tidaozheige，yuanhongfeiyouxiebuhaoyisidinaonaotou，“shiyinweiwoyiqiankanxiuxianxiaoshuokanrumile，jiansheidoujiaodaoyou，yangchenglexiguan。”
“buguodengwomenliaoduole，jiuhuigaidiaode。”yuanhongfeishuodao。
“zheiyanga，haitingyouyiside。”
“duile，nigangcaishuodewoyouyijie，shishenmeyisi？”jiangbaihaoqidao。
yuanhongfeiyoukanleyiyanjiangbai，laolaoshishidishuodao：“shuoshihua，woyebuzhidao，wogonglibudaojia，zaishanshangdeshihou，jiujingchangkancuo。woshifushuo，shiquefalilian。”
jiangbaizuijiaoyichou，“……haoba。”
zhinengshuohaihaomeichuqubaitan，yaoburanrongyiaizou。
tayemeibasuoweide“jie”fangzaixinshang，bingbushibuxin，tayiqiankanguoleisisuanguadedoushixiaoshuo，bingqiehaiyanjiuleyizhenzi。
zhidaoyouxiedongxishiduobukaide，burushunqiziran。
yuanhongfeipajiangbaiduoxiang，lianmangkaikoudao：“fangxinjiangdaoyou，buhuisijie，yebuhuishoushang，zheidianwohaishikeyibaozhengde，qitadewojiubuzhidaole。”
tayoudianxinxu，xiashanqian，tashifujiugentashuo，keyikanmianxiang，danbuyaosuibianshuo，rongyiyoumafan。
buguojiandaojiangbaizheizhongmianxiangdeshihou，haishirenbuzhutileyizui。
“嗐，没事。”
jiangbaiwusuoweidebaibaishou，suiranyuanhongfeimiaoshuhoubiandegengqiguaile。
“yuandaoyou，yihouxiuxingshangruoshiyudaoshenmenanti，bufangyitongzuanyan，lailai，xianbachuanyinyufujiaohuanyixia。”
zheixiazilundaoyuanhongfeilengzhule，zheiruxiyetaikuaile。
liangrenkuaisujiaohuanlelvpaopaoheshoujihao。
suihouyuanhongfeijixuzhenglizijidechuangpu。
cike，jiangbaineixinjingxi。
zheigeshiyou，henyouyisia。
不行了，感觉来了。
takuaisudakaishoujibeiwanglu，jiangyuanhongfeidechuanda、shuohuatedianhegangcaideshiqingjiluxialai，baocunhao。
haiyougangcaiyudaodepiaoliangxuejie、shesizhuanghunmidengshiqing。
wanquanmeiyoulehuiyizhongdeganga。
zhenbucuo，shangdaxueguorannengxuedaodongxi！
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