tianxiadiyizongdezhangmenxianjunyunyin,yaoyingqudingjia**zuodaolv,erwo,
queyaobeixianjitasishiduosuidedabozuoluding。yingqinneiri,wobuguyiqiechongdaoxianjunmianqianxianghan:xianjunjiuming,
dingfurenyaohaiwo!sheixiangyiduishangneizhangjuemeideyan,wozuiyipiao,hanchengle:「fujunjiuming,dingxianrenyaohaiwo!
」yunyinxianjunbaoqiwo,qingqingyixiao:「furen,nizhongyukenrenwole?」yi?
zheinanrenbushibeiwotiantianqifudexiaobailianme?!1、woyougemimi,woshitaichuanlaidaozheigexiuxianshijiede。
woyougebaobei,yikuaipingpingwuqideshitouguazhui,moyimojiukeyigenxiaodongwushuohua。wohaiyougebeicandeshenshi,
gangchushengmeijitianjiusijuelequanjia。hai,zheidaomeisha,shigechuan,jiugebeima。haozaiwobeigebidefushang,
dingjiaderuniangliumamajianhuidingfuqule。qiaodeshi,woyudinglingertongyitianchusheng,runiangliumamatitaifengyu,
liangdaguanbao,wochizhedingda**detongkuannaishui,gentayiqizhangdale。wochengletadepeidu、peiwan,
pianpianzuobuletadepeichen。wuta,wobidinglingerpiaoliangtaiduo。yuanxianwoshitadetieshenyahuan,
danneixiaoguniangzaiwusuideshihouturanjuexingleshenmei,chaozherangzherangtaniangqinbawohuanle。dingfurenainv,
tongyile,dinglingerrushizhongfu,woxichuwangwai。tainaide,jirenlixiadediwunian,
zhongyubuyongzhengtianpeizheigexiaozuojingle。congneinianqi,wodabufenshijianbushizaichufangchaifangxiyifang,
jiushizaihoushanlinzilicaiyaowacaiwanniba。bierenjiahaiziwusuihaizaiguojiajia,erwo,
yijingkeyizhanzaixiaobandengshangzuodaguofanle。2、zhiyunenggendongwugoutongzheijianshi,
shiwoliusuineinianwuyizhongfaxiande。neiricaiwancaoyao,wozuozaishuxiayongnibanieshouban,
xiangniexiaomaomiqueniechengleshilaimu。turan,yizhitiezhexiongkoufangdeshitouguazhuiyouxiefare。wowachulaimolemo,
neiwanyierjuranshanqilewucaihuaguang,yidaolingqicuanchu,ruliuxingbanshedaolinzili。buchupianke,
yizhiyeshanjizhanzheqicaideshuangyichaowofeileguolai,tingzaiwomianqian,zhiqicuzhuangdeshuangtui,taiqigaoaodetoulu,
yangzhexizhangdebojing,yongneiduiyuanliuliudehuposetongkongningshizhewo。「furen,zheixienian,niguodekaixinme?」
shigenianqingnanrendeshengyin,youciyounuo,sudewogutoufaruan。yeshanjimeiyouzhangzui,
shengyingengxiangshicongtadefuqiangfachulaide,takanleyiyanwodezuopin:「haiyou,niniedeshishenme?」
wocongtadeyanlikandaolexianqi。wojuedeyidingshiwotaixiangjiale,naozichulewenti。
weileyanzhengzheizhijishizhenshijia,woshenchushou,niezhuletadebojing。「gugugu。」shanjitongkongshiqulezhihui。
neitianbanye,wotoutouzaichufangjizijizuoledaoyexiao:junzidunshanji。tangzhenxian,jiushirouchailexie。
bangeshichenhouwodaoxiale,bushijidewenti,shijunzi。duzitengdelihai,woshenzhiyouxiebuqingxing,
mihuzhijian,ganjuedaoxiongkoushitouyoureleqilai,ranhoujiuyouyigechuanzheyuebaisexianpaodenanrenpiaolexialai,
zuodaowochuangbian。tayangmaokanshangquhaibudaosanshi,shiwojianguozuishuaidenanren,meiyouzhiyi。
taqingqingfulefuwofahandeetou,shuangmeiweicu,bochunqingqi:「furen,junzikebunengluanchi。haiyou,
zheichuangbanyetaiyingle。」yiguqingliangdeqicongtadezhangxinyichu,liujinwodeyintangxue,xiangjuanjuanxiliu,
jingguoshidaodaoleweili,zuihoutingzaixiaofu,suoyoudebushiganshunjianxiaoshile。neishuanghuposedetongkongtouzheaiyi,
tengaideai,zheiyanshengenwodundeneizhijiyimoyiyang。sanfenzhonghou,nanrenxiaoshile。
wojuedezheinanrenyidingshiwodehuanjue,shijunziliuxiadehouyizheng,zhidaodiertianqingchen,
wofaxianwoshenxiayuanxianyingbangbangdemutoubanshang,duoleyicengyouruanyouqingliangdechuangdian。weici,
wohaibeixieguanshidaleyidun。neichuangdianshiyonghanjingzhudezhusibiande,dongnuanxialiang,fuzhelelingli,kejingdaoxin,
zhuxiuxing,shiyunluzonghoushandetechan,yizhangdianziyaojiqianzhihanjingzhutusibainiancainengbiancheng,
zhizhishaoshiwanshangpinlingshi。huanjuhuashuo,zheibushiputongbaixingjiajiandedaodedongxi,zaiyouqianyebuxing,
zhishaoyedeshijindanjingxiushicaipeiyongdexianwu。dasiwo,woyebianbuchushicongnalitoulaide。
zheijianshizaiwo**kaihuahoubulelezhi,hanjingchuangdianziranshijimeishoule。erzaiwo**kaihuatongyiri,
fashengleyijianzhenjingquantianxiadeshi:mojiaojibaiyunietuxiyunluzong,xianjunyunyindaxianshenwei,
dadeneixieyaoxiepigunniaoliu,luohuangertao。tingshuoshizongmenyouneijian,xiangchuaileyunyinzheizundafo,
danmeixiangdaofanbeizoudediemadouburenshi,zhesunhaojiyuanmojiang。dinglingerxingfendigenwoshuotadabodeyingyongzhanji。
「lincuo,nizhidaojinlinggendexiushiyouduolihaime?qie,nikendingbuzhidao,nilianshenmejiaolinggenyebuzhidaoba?
tazhiyongyigeshouzhi,jiumielesangemoxiu,dadetamenwalawalajiao。」tazaineiergenmaquesidejijizhazha,
yaoshipingrili,wohaipeiheyanyiyan,jige「omg,haolihaie!」debiaoqing。zheihuier**teng,
wozhuangyebuxiangzhuang,tadabodeshi,guanwopishi。wozhizhidao,neirizhihou,
yuebaixianpaodeshenyingzaiyemeiyouchuxian。3、shinianguangyingenguomenfengdebaimaside,xiuxiu,jiuzheimemeile,
woshiliusuile。mouri,wozhengzailinzilizuorichang,yizhihuimaoyetugenlewoyilu,jianwotingxiale,
tayetingxiale。「furen,zheixienianniguodekaixinme?」yetushuqierduo,liangzhuafuyushenhou,shenzitingli,
diliuyuandehuposetongkongningshizhewo。sicengxiangshi。shuoshihuawodoukuaiwangleyejizheishile,jingcituyitixing,
wocaiquexindangnianneizhijibushiwodehuanjue,jikenengshiwozijidoumeiyouyishidaodeshenmechuanyuelibaojinshouzhi。
zheiciwomeiyouqulintuzierduo,ershizhaolekuaishitouzuoxialai,chaotazhaolezhaoshou。yetuhuiyi,
bengdadaowogenqian,taiqitagaoaodetoulu。wotilelinghunsanlianwen:「nishishei?congnaerlai?zhaowozuoshenme?
」tuziyanmili:「woshinidefujun,congyunluzonglai,wochulexiezhuangkuang……zhinengoueryuanshenliti,
fushendongwulaikankanni。」yunluzong?bujiushidinglingerzuiliyizhiniantaodejindanjingdabodezongmenme?haiyou,
「fujun」shizimianyisime?wo「qie」leyisheng:「wonianjixiao,danbusha,haifujunni。hunqijiwokankan?
shangmianeryouwoshenfenzhenghezhengjianzhaome?」tuzidixialetou:「wozanshiwufadiaodonglingli。
hunqiwoxianzaizhanshibuchulai,dan,dequeshiyoude。」woturanxiangdaoneigehuipiaode,
haiwo**kaihuadebaiyidashuaige,tayehuanwo「furen」laizhe。「woliusuineinianjunzizhongdu,
shibushinijiude?」tuziyanlituranyouleguang:「shi。」wojurancongtagailemaodelianjiashangkandaolehongyun。
「nidaodishirenshiyao?」tuzilveyisisuo,zhangeryidou,
congneimaorongrongdeshentiliyouyouranchouchuyituanjinsedeguang。woyankanzheneituanguanghuanhuachengleneibaiyinanzi,
yijiuwenrunjunlang,qizhichuchen,shinianguoqule,tayanzhijiuweibianguo!yuanshenliti……womiaodongle。
zheinanrenshiyuanyingjingde,erqieshigexiuxingtiancai,sanshisuibudaojiujindanjingle,
suoyicainengzhuyanzaitazuimeideneiyinian。shuaigebawocongshitoushangqianqilai,tadeshouliangliangde,
zhenggerenyunleyicengdandandeguang,moqilaigenzhenrenbutaiyiyang。tabiwogaolezuzuyigetou,yaoxituizhang,
fengdupianpian,wufagaoshu,yisibuluan,bilianggaoting,zhangjiebanchui,
jingliangdehuposeshuangtonglidaoyingzhelianggeshanzhexingxingyandewo。tayihuixiupao,qingxiaohanshou:「zaixia,huayinfeng。
」yuebaisejinsixianpaoyichenburan,yunhaianwenyinyinliudongzhelinglizhiguang,batachenderudongxuezhongaolidehanmei,
anyezhongshanyaodexinghan,leiyuhoutianbiandehong。wozhongyuzhidao,heweiyiyanwannian。suiranhuanlegeshijie,
danwosexinweibian,duiyurucimeihaodeshiwu,wocongbulangfei。「wozhenshinifuren?」「qianzhenwanque。」
「shi……keyiqinqinbaobao,shuijuejuedeneizhong?」shuaigeneicibaidelianpizhangdetonghong。wocuolecuoshou,
yonglipaileyixiatade**。nanrendeyuanshenhunfeiposan,huidaoshitouli。huimaoyetuhaiyundaozaiyuandi,
wolinqitadeerduodouledou,meiyouyidianfanying。neitianbanye,womenjigexiarenduozaichufangkaixiaozao。
wokenzhemalatutou,dazhebaoge,renzhensikaozheshuaigedehua:zheishiliunian,woguodekaixinme?
wowenpangbiankentuzituidexieguanshi:「nixingfume?」xieguanshimolemowodeetou,
quedingwomeifashao:「woxingxiea,meimei。」yiqianwodoushiyigerenkaixiaozao,daobushizisi,
shipatouyongchufangzheijianshibeifaxiandehua,lianleibiedexiaren。danzicongchuangdianshijianbeidade**kaihuahou,
woxuehuilefenxiang。xieguanshiliumama,shuangerxueerdonger,
xiaozhaoxiaolixiaosuntamenzaichiguowozuodegezhongyeweizhihou,womenzheixiexiarenkongqiandituanjieleqilai。neizhihou,
xieguanshifuzenaniefencun,yahuanmenbangwokuadashangshi,liumamazhiyaomoyanleijiuxing。
wo**aidazaiyemeikaiguohua,hainengbaidebantianjia,sixiali,xiarenmendoujiaowo「er**」。woa,
guodehaizhendetingkaixinde。4、dierri,yizhijipiaoliangdezhangmaochunbaishizimaojiuzailinzilidengzhewo。
「furen,zuoriweihedawo?」wuluntafushenzaishenmedongwushenshang,
neidongwudeyanshenlimabianweiqingchedehupose,biaoqingshenshengerwenrun,kanzheyouneimeyidiudiuguiyi,buguoma,
xiguanjiuhao。woyaolekoumomo,baliusuineinian,yinweitasongwoneizhangchuangdian,beidade**kaihuadeshishuole。
baimaoxianrulechensi:「neiriwochuledianzhuangkuang,biguanleshinian。baoqian,wo……xinyishihaode。」
「wodongwodong。」wotundetaimeng,chadianyezhu,「papa」paizhexiongfu,「nishishanshangdeshenxian,
budongrenxinxiane。yibandefanrenni,doujianbudeqinjinderenguodebizijihao,
huiyongzuihuaideeyichuaicetamenturandedaodehaodongxi。」zheijuhuasishichudaoletadexinshi,
baimaoshentiweiweiyizhan,bushuohuale。guolebanshang,tatixingwo:「furen,woyuanshenbuwen,
yihoumoyaozaidawole。」wodiantouruxiaojizhuomi。neibazhangshuoshijichou,qishigengpianxiangyuzhantabianyi,
sheizhidaotadeyuanshenneimeruo。zuotianbatadasanle,guanjiandewentidoumeiti,
wochenreyouduanlechulai:「niweihejiaowofuren?womenshenmeshihouqiandehunqi?」
baimaoyongroudianzhilezhiwoxiongkou:「neikuaijipinlingshili,youwomendehunqi,kehaijidenisangeyueshihoudeshi?
」zheiposhitoushijipinlingshi?!haiyou,sheijiazhengchanghaizihuijidezijisangeyuedeshi?!baimaogaosuwo,
wogangchushengshitajiuxiananleshouyin,bahunqifengrulingshiguadaowobozili。sangeyuewoxuehuilefanshen,
lingshicongbojingliloulechulai,beiwowuyizhongmoleyixia,hunqizidongdanchu,zaiwomianqianxuanfuchushijixingjinzi,
heyigeanzhiyindekuang,woyiyiyayadibaxiaoshoupaileshangqu。jinguangyishan,qiyincheng,
yidaofuwenmeiruwodeetou。womolemoyintang,zuibazhangdelaoda:「weishenmeshiwo?!」
baimaohuanlegeyouyadezuozi,zhangweijuanzaishence:「yijianzhongqing。」......suoyi,
woyigeshangyishimutaidanshenershiwuniandegou,liannanrendeshoudoumeiladaoguojiucusizaigongweishangdeniuma,
zheiyishi,juranyougebiyiyounanzhuhaishuaidejueshidameiren,zaiwogangchusheng,lianhaizhouchengyituan,
yanjingdouzhengbukaideshihouduiwoyijianzhongqing?!shenmegouxuejuqing!「……nizheishipianhun!」
wogaoxingdetiaoleqilai,ranhoulinqibaimao,duizhetadupimengxileyikou。woguoyinle,tazhenggemaojiangle。
wocaibuguan,luzhetademaowen:「ruguowoshuowoguodebukaixin,niyaozenmeban?」baimaotaiqitou,
gongzhebeicenglecengwodeshoubei:「wohuimashangdainihuiyunluzong,benzuo……zhunixiuxing。」「zhuwoxiuxing?
xiushenmexing?yaozenmexiu?」woquantouchengzhexiabazhabazhabayanjing。baimaopailepaiweiba,
balianbieleguoqu:「wo,women……shuang,shuang……」「shuijue。」wobangtashuowanle。beng。baimaoyunleguoqu,
hunfenchengwugufeihuilelingshili。wolulelubaimao,neimizizhengkaiyan,shuangtongbianhuileshuilanse,「miao」
dijiaoleyisheng,chaolinzilitaoqu。ai,pai**buxing,zenmelianhaixiuyehuihunerfeini。zhihoujigeyue,
zaiwode**xia,huayinfengyijingnengtanrandi、mianbugaiseditingwotuneixiezaiwoneishijietingzhepingpingwuqi,
danzaicixiuxianjieshifenyourusiwendehua。congwomotadeshoudouhuiliangjiafanhongdechunqingxiaobaitu,
daowogentatietietanengzhudongyingheshanglaidefangdangxiaolanggou。fanzhenglinzilimeiqitaren,
womeitiandouqifudaotataorao,nengmodebunengmodedoumole,kexitahuarenxingshijianyouxian,zhinengchengsanfenzhong,
genaotemanside。tayebushimeitiandoulai,danbaimaomeitiandouzai,tabuzaiwojiulumao,woailumao。jiuzheiyang,
wopingdanwuqideshenghuoli,duoleyijianrangwojuedeshenghuozhenmeihaodeshi。womeitianpanzhequlinzilicaiyao,lumao,
luta,qifuwanle,xinmanyizudihuijia。tahaishijingchangwenwoneigewenti:「niguodekaixinme?」
woshuo:「tingbucuodea,wokeshidingfudeer**。」talveweijingya:「woshiyouhenjiumeiyouxiashanle,
xianzaifanjiedefujia**,yijingyaoqinzishangshancaiyaozuofanleme?」wodouta:「nidongshenme,
zheijiaoshangdeletingtang,xiadelechufang,yadezhufujun,dadeleliumang。」tahuangran:「furenzhenlihai。」
wobatapudao:「hahahaha,wolihaijinikan。」......wonengganjuedao,
tazaidengwoguodebukaixin,ranhouhaomingzhengyanshundaiwoqushanshangxiuxing,dannvrendediliugangaosuwo,
yougejiehaimeijiekai。mouri,wotangzaitahuailidengriluo:「huayinfeng,niweihebucongshanshangxialaizhaowoni?」
taxiabadizhewonaodaicengleceng:「bingfeibuxiang,ershibuneng。wolinggenshousunyanzhong,guhuachengliyunluzongtaiyuan,
wowufadongyonglinglishunyiguolai。woyebunenglikaitaijiu,ruobeizhanglaomenzhidao……」
wotingchuleguanjianxinxi:「womendeguanxi,bunengbeiqitarenzhidao?yaotoutoumomodeneizhong?
hunqibuhuishijiadeba?haishiniyoushenmenanyanzhiyin?」tamianlunanse:「furen,wo……」huameishuowan,
shijiandaole,danzheici,tameiyoufuhuidaobaimaoshenshang,ershihuidaolelingshi。kanlai,
tashibuzhidaoyaozenmejieshile。anwokanjushuawangwendejingyan,nanrenyinmandeguanjianxinxi,
wangwangshinvrenwufajieshoudeshishi。woturanjuedexinxiangqueleyikuai,xiongkoududeyouxiefamen。shile,
zheijiushineige「jie」。baimaokanlewoyiyan,shuilandeyanjingtouzheyonglan。tadalegehaqian,chaowofanledupi,
wobatalinleqilai,lianmaijinquhenhenxilejikou,ranhouwanqiletadelingdang。「lincuo!」
liumamayuanyuandipaoguolai。baimaocongwohuailifeilechuqu,wopaipaiyibaizhanleqilai。tahanyebuca,
lazhewojiuwanghuizou:「aiyo,nizenmezheigedianerlehaibuhuiqua!kuaikuai,furenzhaonizhaodejin!」
wotuijiaoliluo,henkuaigaichengwolazhetapaole:「dingfuren?zhaowozuoshenme?」
liumamachaowoyiliezuixiangjigexiao,touchudequeshishiluo:「haoshier。nia,yaoqujianyigezhongyaoderenwu。」
ranhoujiushenmeyebukenshuole。rending,rencai,renwu,shisangecengji。liumamashuoshirenwu,
neikendingshidingfudeguike,lihaidebudeledeneizhong。zhongyao?nengyouduozhongyao?wocaibuchulai。zongzhi,
tabawoladaofangjian,huandiaolewoshenshangzangxixidecubuyi,jiwochuanletaoshuilansedeluoqun,
rengdiaolewozhanmannidecubuxie,nachuyishuangxiulehudielandebuxie。haijiwoxilebalian,
zhongxinshulegexianliangshunvdefaji,chaleyizhipingshijuewukenengrangwomoyixiadeyuzan。
zheitaoqunxieshidinglingerxianchou,zhichuanleyicide;yuzanshibierensongdingfurende,taxianmeidangci,daidoumeidaiguo。
daojiwozhanlebianyi。liumamabawozhuanlaizhuanqufankanleyiquan,yanjiaofanqileleihua,gengelaomuqinyiyang,
cixiangdibawobaozaihuaili:「wodeer,zhongyuzhangdale。」tagengyanle。5、shiliunianqian,
shiliumamaconglinzhaidefeixulibawojianlechulai,guizaidingfurenmianqianqiutashouliuwo。taneitianzhenghaoluguodamen,
yinyuetingdaolinjiashaoyebianxiaobianhou:「cuole,zheiyiqiedoucuole!hahahahahaha……」ranhou,
linzhaijiuzhelexiehuo,shilansedeyehuo,zenmedoupubumie,linzhaishangshangxiaxiasanshiqikouren,
zhihuoxialaiyigeqiangbaozhongdenvying。congciwodeming:lincuo。cuoshengzailelinjia,cuotoulezheigetai。tingtashuo,
zaizheichangxiehuoshijianzhiqian,linjiashaoyeyijingfenglekuaidabannianle。linjiaduzi,linshuyun,
renpinyangmaocaihuajiashiyangyangchuzhong,zhuiqiutadefujiaguanjia**paiduinengyanzhedajiepaichuguhuachengqu!
pianpianzheiyangyigefanjiedechuanqi,zhexiansidenanren,zaiyiweixianshilaifanghoubudaobannian,fengle。
neiweixianshishiyunyinxianjundeshidi,zongmenrenrenjingyangdexiaoshishu,xiayuzhu。
meirenzhidaozheiweixianshilailinjiazuoshenme,haiyiweizheishilinjiatiandadejiyuan,jieguoqueshizainan。
liumamabagushishuowan,yaotoutanxi:「xianjiadejiyuan,yebushirenrendouchengshoudeqidea。
zheihuoyansezheimexiehu,gaobuhaoshixiemofangde,yebuzhidaolinjiazenmedezuixiemole,ai,ai……」
wodangshibuguosansui,taiqinaodai,yanjingjingjingliang:「neimama,woniangshisheia?woweihehuizailinzhaili?」
jiranlinshuyunweiquqi,linzhailiyouzenmehuiyouyinger?
liumamaciaidimolemowodexiaonaodai:「wulunniniangshishei,tadingshitengainide,
tadingshipinlemingcaihulenizhouquan。」congtadebiaoqingli,
woduchuletayanxiaqudehua:woshilinshuyungennageyahuansishengde。zhiyuwobozilidechoushitou,
yidingshiwoqinniangjiwodenianxiang,woyeyiweishiwoqinniangjiwodenianxiang,zhidaohuayinfengcongtianerjiang。
wobuzhidaoyaozenmegaosuta,zheishitoushiwojianlaidebianyifujunjiwodedingqingxinwu。
buzhidaozenmeshuobianbushuoleba,woyeloujinleta。wulunruhe,
liumamacaishiwozaizheigeshijiezuitengaiwodeniang。6、liumamafangkaiwo,weixiaozhecuolecuowodeshuangbei,
qianzhewodeshoujiuwangdingfudehuiketangzou。yilushang,woxiangzhezijitaichuanyilaideshi,yijianyijianchuanlianqilai,
xiangzoumadengyiyangzainaozilihuifangzhe:xianshilaifang,shaoyefengmo,zijichusheng,dingxiahunqi,xiemofanghuo,
linjiatuanmie,jirenlixia。woturanjibeiyiliang。huayinfeng!zaitabalingshiguawobozishangzhihou,
linzhaicaibeixiehuoshaole!taheneishishuxiayuzhu,doushiyunluzongdea!woanmazijilianainaoshangshen,
mannaozizhizhidaozhanshuaigebianyi,zheimezhongyaodeshidoumeixiangdao!wodangjibabozilidechoushitoutaochulai,
youmoyounieyoushuai,xinliananhuhuanzhe,keguazhuiyidianfanyingyemeiyou。liumamalalelawoxiuzi:「haizi,
niqulejinancheng,kebunengzheimemeiguimeijulea,yaoxiangzhenzhengdedingjiaer**neiyang,wo,wo……」
tayanleiyoudiaolexialai。wozhanzhule,bashitousaihuiyijinli:「qujinancheng?」haimeiwendiergewenti,
dingfurenconghuiketangpaochulaile:「zenmeneimeman!」lazhewojiuwanglichong,
dingjiajiazhudingshian、dinglingerdouzai。datangzhengqianfang,benyinggaishizhurenzuodetaishiyishang,
zheihuieryilegeyuemosishichutoudedashu。tashenzhebaishanqingpao,yinfagaoshu,qingguanyuzan,
liuzhexiexuluosaihu,kanshangquqichangqiangda,weifenglinlin,haosideshengguilaidejiangjun。tazhangmeirubin,
bunuziwei,jiandaowodaoshimianrongyizhan,cixiangqilai,huoxiangkendejiyeye。woxiumeiweining,
zheidashufasetingxinchao,zumuhuia。dingfurenlazhewocoudaoqianmian,chanmeiyixiao:「fuxiong,
zheihaiziyijingzhangzheimedale,nikankan,wobangnibatayangdeduohao。」shengpawoshili,
taeryudao:「zheiweishilingerdedabo,dingyutang,dingxianshi!nikeshouzhedianxingzi!」dingyutang?!
yunluzongneigesishisuizhuji,quejinyonglewunianjiupojingjindandetiancaijianxiu?zheiweidabo,
dinglingerzaiwomianqianxianbailebuxiasanshibian,erduodoutingchujianzile,jinrihaishidiyiciqinyanjiandaobenzun。
zaizheigexiuxianjie,juexinglinggenyouzigexiuxingdefanrenbuzuwanyi,
nengzaiwushisuizhineizhujideyiranshiqiangzhezhongdeqiangzhe,xiangdingyutangzheizhong,keyisuanshijianxiulidetiancaileba。
suoyi,tazaiguhuachengdediweijigao,yeshidingfudexianyuan、kaoshan、paimian。ze,
jiushibuzhidaoguibuguihuayinfengguan。dingyutang「ng」leyisheng,zhongqishizudihahayixiao:「henhao,
jinianbujian,guoranchuluodetingtingyuli,hao,haoa。」「hao,haoa......」
「haoa......」「a......」jindanjingdexiushishuohuadouzidaigongfang,
datanglihuixianglesanbian。dinglingerzaiyibianbiaoqingyiyannanjin,tachuanzheitaoqunzideshihou,
kemeirenkuatatingtingyuli。dingshianyepeizhexiao,qinzijitadagetianlekouhuacha。
dingyutangshangxiadaliangwodeyanshenjiuxiangzaitiaohuowu,dingdewoxinlifamao,
yigejiqibuhaodeyugantiaolechulai:buhuishiyaobawomaileba?tingtadekouqi,haoxiangjinianqianjiudingshangwole,
jiudengzhewochuluochengtingtingyulidehuaguniang?gangcaidingfurenqueshishuole「wobangniyangdeduohao」yunyun。
dingyutangxialekouhuacha,meitouyicu,babeizifanglehuiqu。yo,haixianqifanjiedejipinhuachaleni,
zheihuachashidingjiatezhide,pingshilaiguikedoubuyidingjiwenyixia,daolexiushizuili,daochengleshenmelaji。
wosaoleyiyandiantouhayaodedingshian,yilianbuandedingfuren,jingdegenanchunsidedinglinger,
zheiyijiazizaixianshimianqian,genbeiqialebozidejiside。haizhenshixianfanyoubie,jiezhexianshishenfenyaowuyangweini?
woxinlibutingditucaolaiyangaijinzhang,yaozhezuichunyiyanbufa。
baokuoliumamazaineidesuoyoupucongquandoubeiganlechuqu,ruodadehuiketangzheihuierzhiyoudingjiasankouzi,
jiakendejiyeyehewo。dingyutangfuzheshou,congtaishiyishangduolexialai,dingzaiwomianqian,
zuijiaoyangleyang:「zheixienian,niguodekekaixin?」womengdiyitaitou。bushi,
zheijuhuashiyunluzongdetechanhaishislogana?wodixiatouqu,
gezheyijinmozhezangzailimiandeguazhui,ruoruodiyingzhe:「kaixin。furenduiwojihao,wochidebao,chuandenuan,
haigenzheda**xuexi,woyuanyiyongyuanfushifurenhe**。」gaiside,huayinfengnidaoshichulaia?
guanjianshikekaobuzhudenanren!「hahahaha。」dingyutangyonglipailepaiwodejianbang,
chadianbawopaideyigeliangqiang,「lincuo,nikeyuangenwohuijinancheng?wobaoniyishifuguipingan。」tainaide,
guoranshiyaomailewo!「dingxianshidedaming,wozaojiuting**shuoguo,ruowonengdexianshibiyou,
zhenzhengshiwodefufenni。」woyanjingshanzhechongbaidexingxing,jiaqilesangzi。wokandaodinglingeryigejiling,
yinggaishibeiwoexindaole。wozijiyeexin。「ke,keshi,woshenshiqican,kesilelinjiasanshijikou,
renrendoujiaowozaixing,nengdedingfurenchuilian,woyijingxinmanyizu,naliganzaiwulexianshidefudi?」
wozuoshousimingcuozheguazhui,youshoudangzhelian,yongxiuzidianledianyanjiao,calecabucunzaidelei。「lincuo,
moyaohushuo!」dingfurenhuangle,「ninengzaineichangzainanhuoxialai,buzhengshifuxingme?」shengpawobeixianqishiba?
woyingyingyinglejisheng,nulibayanjiaocenghong:「a,furenninbutixingwodouwangle,linjianengyoujinri,
zhengshibaiyunluzongshishuxiayuzhusuoci。dingxianshi,nikewenguonijiashishu,shiliunianqianweihemielelinjia,
queweidubawoliuxia?nanbucheng,tashixiangdengwozhangdachengren,lulequdangluding?wanyitaxunlai,
faxianwoyijinggenxianshininquxiangfule,huibuhuiduidingjiabuli,duininbulia?xiaoshishushishenmejing?
ninyabuyadezhu?」henhao,wokandaodingyutanglianselengxialaile,kanlaixiaoshishuduitayouyidingweishezuoyong。
「lincuo!」dingshianhouwole,beitadageyitaishoujingleyin。dingyutangchenmoleyihuier,
wenledingfurenyijuwomeixiangdaodehua:「dimei,yigezainiyanpizidixiazhangdadexiaoguniang,
weihehuizhidao『luding』?」woyileng。ng?ludingzheigecier,zaizheigexiuxianshijieshishenmejimime?
laizijindanjingxiushideweiyazhizhipuxiangdingfuren,tachadianermeijiguixia:「wo,wo,womeiyou!lincuo!
liumamadoujiaolenixieshenmeluanqibazaodedongxi!」woyigehuaguibaozhutadedatui,yonglijiyanjing:「furen,
woduibuqini!zheishieryumamawuguan,wo,wozhidaoludingshiyinwei,yinwei……」dingshianyipaizhuozi,
nudao:「yinweishenme?shuo!」weilexiaoguogenghao,woxianmanmansaoguoqitaren,
zuihoucaibamuguangdingzaidingyutanglianshang,basuoyoubukaixindeshidouxiangleyibian,
caizhendeluoleyidishaonvlei:「wo,woyijingzuolebierendeluding,wobuganjing。」jingmo,luozhenkewen。
dingyutangfengyuyulai,dingfurenmianrusihui,dingshianbiaoqingjingcai,dinglinger……kenengmeitingdong,yilianmengbi。
jinqianchengkegui,zhenjiejiagenggao,ruobeiyeyewu,mianzikebuyao。zaishaonvzhenjiebishengminggengzhongyaodefengjianshehui,
ruguonvzibeibiedenanrenwuguo,yinggaihuibeixianqiba?huideba?huideba?zheilisuibushifengjianshehui,
dankanqilaiyechabuduo,haozaiwoyaomingbuyaolian。xiongkoudelingshituranyouxiefatang,woganjinpailepaixiongkou,
「wa」diyishengkuchulai,jiadewozijidoubuzhidaonengbunengmanguoqu。xinlizaikuanghan:huayinfeng!
nichulaichulaichulaichulai……dingyutangxiangshiganzhidaoleshenme,fangchushenshichaowotanleguolai!
woyankanzheneilvlvheisizailiwobudaoliangchidedifang,「kuang」dizhuangdaoyigejiejie,suichenglejifen。pu!
dashupenlekouxue,tadeshenshibeigongjile。「nishenshangdaileshenmedongxi?」tagubudetimian,
fengleyiyangxiangwopuguolai,shouzhangdaizhelinglipaixiangwodetoulu!beng!tahaoxiangpaidaolegangban,
zhenggerenbeizhendedaotuileshiwubu,yizhituidaodamenfujindelizhucaikaozhu,wuzhexiongkouchuanqilecuqi:「ni!
nidaodishenmeren?mingmingmeiyoulinggen,jingmaidusai,weihenengshoufanglinglijiejie?nishisheideluding?」