第5章 传统桥段

xushiyuzheiyangdenvren,wulunheshihedichuxian,douhuichengweiwanzhongzhumudejiaodianrenwu。bujinshinanrenzaikanta,jiuliannvrenyehuirenbuzhuduokantajiyan。

buguocishidexushiyuwanquanmeiyouzaiyibierendemuguang,tatanzuozaiyizishang,mianqiandeneiwanmianliandongdoumeiyoudong,daoshiyipingbaijiuyijingyoubanpingmeileyingzile。

tayijingmingxianyoujifenzuiyile,kehaishizaiyikouyikoudewangduziliguanjiu。yizhangqiaolianhedetonghong,neishuangzongshizaizhaazhade,daizhexiaoyidedayanjing,xianzaiyeyinweijiujingduolejifenmenglongdeganjue。

kanzhetademoyang,yukenaohailituranchuxianle‘guifeizuijiu’sigezi。guoran,meinvhezuideshihou,poyoujifenmenglongdemeigan,bipingshigengduolejifenmeili。

laobanduanzheyiwanmianhepeicaifangzaileyukedemianqian,kanzheyukedemoyangheiheiyixiao,“zenme,meijianguozheimehaokandeguniang?”

yukeyileng,ganxiaoleyisheng,tahelaobanhenshu,“jiushihaoqi,zheiyangderenzenmehuipaodaozheililaihejiule。”

“sheizhidaoni。”laobantanlekouqi,“zheimehaokandenvrenzanzheikebuduojian,bangexiaoshizhiqianlaide,daozheilijiukaishihe,zheicaiduojiu,banpingmeile。zheimehexiaqupashiyaochushi。”

yukediandiantou,xinlidagaicaidaoleyuanyin,gujishixinlibushufu,paodaozheililaihemenjiule。

zheishi,dianmenyikai,congwaimianzoujinsangerenlai,zouzaiqianmiandeneigerengaomadade,zhanzaineilizazahuhudehandao:“laoban,laisanwanmian,zailaisanzhijitui!kuaikuai,ele。e,haiyoujiu!nayipingguolai。”

kandaozheisanwei,laobanlianseweiweiyibian,youdiandanxindekanlexushiyuyiyan,huihouchuzhunbeiqule。yukeyizhoumeitou,zheisangerentadourenshi,lingtoudeneigexingmo,moqun,fujindeyigehunhun,houmianneilianggeshitadegenban。tamensangeyilai,pashixushiyuwanshangyaochushi。

guoran,moqunhoumiandeyigegenbanfaxianlezuozaijiaoluodexushiyu,yanjingdunshiyiliang,shenshouchelechemoqun,xiangxushiyuzhilezhi。

moqunkandaoxushiyudunshiyelailejingshen,sangerenjiaohuanlegeyanshen,moqundaitou,xipixiaoliandezuodaolexushiyudeneizhuo。

“meinv,zenmezijiyigerenzaizheilihemenjiua?”moqunpazaizhuozishangxiaodao:“yaobuyaozhaorenpeiniyiqihea?”

sangehunhunxixihahadexiaochengyituan,keshixushiyuzhishitaitoukanletamenyiyan,shenshouyouquzhuajiuping。moqunbitakuai,shenshoujiubajiupingqiangleguolai,“jingnv,lai,gegejinimanshang!zheidungegeqingle!”

“gun!”xushiyudahanleyisheng,“bajiu,jiujiwo!”

tingdaozheihua,moqunlianseyibian,“jingnv,jiaogepengyouma!”

“guna!bajiujiwo!”xushiyuhandao:“zaibugunwojiubaojingle!”

moqunlianseyinchenxialai,“xiaoniunishenmeyisi?jingjiubuchichifajiushiba?xinbuxinwo……”

yibianshuozhe,moqunjiubabazhangjuleqilai,kanmoyangyaojixushiyuyibazhang。

sheizhidaozheibazhangjuqilaiquefangbuxiaqule,yourenconghoumianyibazhuazhuletadeshouwan。moqunyibianhuitou,yibianmadao:“sheia?shei……e!”

dengtakandaoshenhouderen,yizhangliandunshikualexialai,houmiandehuashuoshenmeyemabuxiaqule。

“xiaoqun,kannizheiyanshen,shixiangchouwo?”yukezhuazhemoqundeshouwan,xiaomimidekanzhetawendao。

kandaoshiyuke,moqundunshijiumeilegangcaideqishi,pangbiandeyigegenbanquezhangzuijiuma,“nishisheia?zaizheigounahaoziduoguanxianshi?!”

tingdaozheihua,moqundewuguandouniuquleyixia,taiqijiaolaiduizheneihuojiushiyijiao,“nishuoshenmeni?bizui!”

moqunbazijixiaodichuaidaoyibian,zhanqilaixiangyukediantouhayaodeshuodao:“yuge,buzhidaoninzaizhei……”

“xingle,meishi。”yukebailebaishou,ranhouyizhixushiyu,“zheishiwoyigepengyou,jiwogemianzi。”

“nindoukaikoule,neikendingyaojininmianzi。”moqunxiaorongmanmian,xiangshenbianlianggegenbandalegeshoushi,lianfandoubuchile,huiliuliudepaochulecanguan。

chulecanguan,moqunxinyouyujidezhangchuleyikouqi,yimonaomendoushilenghan。daoshigangcaiailetayijiaodegenbanyoudianbufuqi,“qunge,gangcaineirenshisheia?kanqilaizheimeniu?”

“chadianbeinihaisi!”moqunyaoyaqiechidedengzheta,“lianneiweinidouganzhaore?tajiushiyuke!yulaohu!”

tingdaozheiminghao,neiweiyisuobozi,ganjuebozihoumianzhimaolengqi。jushuozheiweiqingyibuchushou,danzhiyaochushou,jiufeishangjican。

yukeyebuguanneixierenzenmebianpaiziji,zuozaixushiyudeduimian,zhouzhemeitoukanzhetawangzijiduziliguanjiu,budahuiergongfu,yipingjiuyijingjianledi。

xushiyuhuanglehuangjiuping,dahandao:“lao,laoban,zai,zailaiyiping!”

yukeshizaishikanbuxiaqule,yishenshouanzhulexushiyudeshou,zhijuedechushouweiliang,nenhua,chuganxiangchouduanyiyang,rangtaxinliweiweiyidang。

yukebaneiguzixiehuoqiangxingyalexiaqu,kaikoushuodao:“xujingli,buyaozaihele!”

“buyaojiaowoxujingli!wobuting,buting!”xushiyuturanqingxubiandegewaijidong,wuzhezijideerduodashenghandao:“wotaoyanzheigechenghu!wobuting!”

hanzhehanzhe,xushiyudeqingxuyuelaiyuejidong,pazaineilihaotaodaku,“yigegebiaomianshanghandehaoting!beihoushuodeyigebiyigeexin!doushiyiqun**!**a!jiuni?wodejiuni!kuaidiannajiulaia!nihaizuobuzuoshengyile?”

“xujingli,nizhendebunengzaihele!”yukekandaotazheimoyangyeyoudianjile,“ninyijingzuile!”

“zuilezenmele?zuilecaihao!zuileshenmeshijiudouwangle!”xushiyuzuozaineilidashengshuodao:“bujiushizuilema?duoshaorenxiwangwoyinggaisilecaihao!kuaijiwonajiulai。”

kantazheigemoyang,laobanziranbuhuijitanajiuchulai。xushiyudengbudaojiu,gancuizhanqilaiyaoyaohuanghuangdewangwaizou,“ni,nimenbujiwojiu,wo,wojiudaobiededifanghe!”

yankanxushiyuzouludouzoubulisuodemoyang,yukezenmenengrangtajiuzheimechuquluanhuang?ganjinqishen,rengleyizhangqianzaizhuoshangjiezhang,genzhexushiyujiuzoulechuqu。

xushiyuhedetaiduole,fanguanwaimiandeliangjieloutidouzoubuwenle,shenziyiwaijiuyaodao。yukeyanjishoukuai,yibafuzhuleta。

“niganmaa?”xushiyuzuiyanrusi,xiaoxixidekanzhebaozhezijideyuke,“nishibushi,shibushixiangzhanwobianyi?”

“xujingli,nihezuile!”yukeyilianwunai。

“he,hezuile?hezuilecai,caihaoa!nimenzheixiechounanrenbu,bujiushixiwangwohezuima?nvrenbuhezui,nimennanrenmeijihuie。”xushiyuyilianshaxiao,ruanmianmiandekaozaiyukehuaili,ranhoushenchushoulaizaiyukelianshangqingqingfumo,“zhangdehaitingjundee!qimabineixie,bineixieyouninidelao,laotouziqiang,qiangduole!”

xushiyubudanshigechuzhongdemeiren,erqiehaishiyigeshutouledenvren,zheiduixueqifanggangdeyukelaishuojianzhishiyizhongzhemo。mianduizheiyangyigenvren,yukegenbenzhaojiabuzhu。

“xujingli,nijiazainaa?wosongnihuijia!”yukenulideyazhexinlidexiehuo,ditouxiangxushiyuwendao。

“jia?”sheizhidaotingdaozheigezi,xushiyudezuiyanzhongshanguoyisimimang,“woyoujiama?womeiyoujiale!womeijia,womeijialea!”

shuozheshuozhe,xushiyuwadeyishengyoukulechulai。

yukeyikanzheiyangyebuxing,xushiyudahuxiaojiaodeyijingyinqilehenduorendezhuyi,zaizheiyangxiaqusheizhidaohaihuirechushenmemafanlai?zheifujinliangexiaolvguandoumeiyou,yemeifabatasongquxingjiu。silaixiangqu,yukezhinengyingzhetoupibaxushiyudaihuilezijijia。

haozaizheiliangtianyukedefumuhuilaojiabanshile,jialijiuzhiyouyukeziji,buranzheishidoubuhaojieshi。

hezuiledexushiyusichensichende,yukefeiledianliqibatafudaochuangshang,haimeidengtaxiekouqini,xushiyushenziyice,wadeyixiatuleyidi!

“wozhenshishangbeiziqiannide!”yukekuxiaobude,zhinengyoushituoyoushicadeshoushiganjing。zaikankanshijian,yijingtingwanle,xushiyushuilewoshi,yukezhinengdaoketinglideshafashangduifuyisu。

jintianyukejiejieshishidemangleyitian,wangshafashangyitang,yizhanzhentoujiushuileguoqu。

zheiyijuejiushuidaoletianliang,yilvyangguangzhaozailetadelianshang,ganjueyouxieciyan,tamimihuhudexingleguolai,turanganjueshenshangsihuyoudianchen。

zhengkaiyanjingyikan,faxianxushiyubuzhidaoshenmeshihoucongwoshilipaolechulai,zhenggerendoutangzaizijishenshang,xiangshishudaixiongyiyanglouzhezijidebozi,shuidegewaixiangtian,neizhangwumeideqiaoliancishixianggehaiziyiyangtianjing,haidaizheyisisixiaoyi。