第1章 今晚什么姿势

nanchunzaijuzumangdaobangwan,caiqudetongxuejuhui,tazhanzaibaoxiangmenkou,zhengyaotuimenshi。

“ei,nihenanchuntanlezheimeduonian,congxiaoyuanzoudaoxianzai,zhenrangrenxianmu。”

yourensuikouyiti,yizhiheyanyuesedechensuliansebiandenankanlexie。

“xianmu?he,nibuzhidaotayouduomeiqu,wohetatanlianaijiuxianggenyigemutou,zhangdeyepingpingwuqimeiyisidehen。”

“wozhijinliantadeshoudoupengdaoguo。”

nanchunlianselenglejifen,zuanjinlemenbashou,pingzhulehuxi。

“zhendeyouneimebuhaoma?nanchunyebuchou,jiushibuhuidaban,dangshihaishixiaohuani!bushinizhuidetama?”

有人笑着调侃问。

chensulengchaodao:“dangchuhaibushixurongxinzuosui?xiangyaoxianbaixianbai,houlaijianlejiazhang,woyeyetebiexihuanta,nimenzhidaoyinweishenmema?”

“yinweitahuixiaqi,haishiwuziqi,doubuzhidaoyouduolaotao。”

zhouweirendunshihongtangdaxiaoleqilai。

“buwanyouxi,bushejiao,jiulianzuiqimadegongtongyuyandoumeiyou,tajianzhibiwoyeyehaiyaolaocheng。”

“guicheni,renjiabenlaijiushigaolingzhihua,keshibushaonanrendemengzhongqingrenni!”

yinweichensudejijuhua,bushaorendoukaishitanlunqilenanchun。

yourentanqiletadechuanzhe,yeyourentanqiletahennengzhuang,haiyourenbaxiaoyuanshineixienanchunxiangguandeshiyoufanlechulai。

chensushuowan,jiumentouheqilejiu。

dagaishituluwanxinsheng,xinlideyujieyedousankaile。

nanchuntingxialedongzuo,zhuanshenjinledianti。

dagaishixiguanlezheixie,nanchunbingmeiyouduodadeqingxuqifu。

tahechensuganqingbingbushen,hetazaiyiqi,yezhiweilexunzhaomuqindexialuo。

yinweifuqinlishi,dangnianmuqinshizaitawusuishizong,zuihouyicichuxiandedifangshichenjia。

muqinhaizaishi,jiuyourenshuotaxianggedaren,meiyouhaizidetongzhen。

zheiyangqiguaidexingge,haishimuqinyangchude。

至今也不知道原因。

tahuidaochuzuwu,tadehezushiyoujianguimisonglinyezai。

“回来了?”

nanchunnglesheng,baxiehuanwanjiuzhunbeijinwoshili。

“niqutongxuejuhuilema?”

nanchunshenziweidun,zhuanshenkanxiangsonglin:“ng,zenmele?”

“mei……meishenme。”songlinxinxudezhuanlezhuanyanzhu,haizaichizhelingshi。

dianshijubofangzhe,tayouyiwuyidao:“neininanpengyoushibushiyezai?”

kandaotadiantouhou,songlinzaicishuodao:“ai,nibuzhidaowonanpengyoujiwosongleyigebaobaotebiepiaoliang,jiuzaiwofangjianli,nilaikankanbei。”

nanchunyanweipiedaolegebisonglindefangjian,sihushiguyichangkailemen,neishixiangnaierxinkuan,buguozheigebaochensuyesongguota。

很巧。

nanchundandanyixiao:“zheigekuanshizhenghaowoyeyou。”

“啊……”

nanchunshuohuayouguqiguaidemoli,neijiushishunjianjieshurenliaotiandeyuwang。

buzhishibushihanshasheying,songlinpielepiezui,badianshideshengyinfangdale。

banye,nanchunjiedaoledianhua。

“来一趟公寓!”

nanchun“ng”leshengjiugualedianhua。

lizhiyoukaishimeilaiyoudezhemorenle。

tahelizhixiangshiyujiuba,tuixiaojiushuidetabeilizhikanshang,beidangchengpeijiunv,jixuqianjiuzhidididenanchunyejiangcuojiucuo,zhihouyizhihelizhibaochizhezheizhongguanxi。

tadaogongyushi,kandaolesonglinfadepengyouquan,shibaobaodetupianhaiyouwenzi。

“laogongniduiwozhenhao……”

tasuiyikanlejiyan,gangyaoqiaomenshi,jiubeiyizhishoulalejinqu。

wulimeikaideng,takanbuqingneizhanglian。

“yidiandoubuzhuanxin,haiwanshouji。”

nanchunxianqilemou,lengdan:“lizhi,nibawoshounongtengle。”

haosimaomisajiao,ruanmianmiandeyinqiyizhensuyi。

wuziliangle,taxiazhangdeyanmoushensuiruyuan,songkailetadeshou,dadishimeilejixuwannongdeyisi。

quetingdaonanchunwen:“jinwanshenmezishi?”