lieridangkong，zhireyangguangcitoufengyangchengshangkongdebowu，zhaoshezailujiayanwuchangshang。
changdizhongyang，yigesansuinanhaizailierixiabuduanhuiquan。
“呼！哈！”
shengyinshifenzhinen，quanfazhaoshiqueshiyoubanyouyan。
buyuanchu，shijimingchuanzhelujiazhifudeqingnianyezailianquan，zhishidongzuoshifenfuyanleshi。
“ei，taijuanle，sansuijiuzheimepin，nandaoxiaoshaoyeshixiangsansuijiulianqia！”
“huchebani，sansuilianqi，wensuoweiwen，shiersuiqiannenglianqi，jiuyijingshirenzhonglongfengle。”
lujiajiaoguandengleyanzheiqunqingnian：“xiaoshaoyesanyuexueyu，sansuijiuconghuiruchengren，rujinhairucikeku，shisuiqianyidingnengtarulianqiqi！nimenyaoyixiaoshaoyeweibangyang，jixujiwolian！”
zheishi，yigeshifenrouruojiaomeidenvrenchaozheibianzoulai。
takandaoerzizailierixiakekulianxi，yanzhongtouchuyisiburen。
“aner。”qinyueerqingshenghuandao，“xianxieyixie，hedianshui，chidiangaodianba。”
luqinganweiweichuanxizhe，tingxialedongzuo。
“niang，doushuolebiegenwoshuohuale，wojintianhaishengsijuhuakeshuole。niyihoubadongxifangwopangbianjiuxing。”
shengyinzhinenkeai，quejirenyizhonglaochengdeganjue。
qinyueerkuxiao：“niangbushuole......”
tawunaijile，yisuizhihou，erzizhanxianchulejingrendetianfu，tongshiyebiaoxianchuleyijianguaishi。
一天只说五句话！
shuoduolebianhuizijidazijizuiba。
tamenzhaolexuduogaorenlaikanzhen，doushuoshiqizheng，wufayizhi。
qinyueerxinzhongyongqiyigunanyandetengxi，dishengdao：“nicaisansui，dengdaoleshisuizailianyeshikeyide......niangqinzhixiwangnipingankuaile。”
luqinganbuzailihuizijimuqin，jixulianquan。
zheishixiuxianjie，fengyangchengneihaibijiaoanding，danwaimianqueshiguijueweixian。
taxianzaibunuli，yihouzainuli，jiuhuiluohoubierentaiduo。
shenweichuanyuezhe，erqiehaishenhuailaoyeye，shangbeiziliuliuwuweimeishenme。
nandezheibeizichushenbucuo，haishenhuailaoyeyehunlingdejiezhi，tiantianyoulaoyeyezhidaoxiulian。
zhiyaonulijiunengtashangxiuxianjiezuigaofeng，tazennengbukeku？
nianjici，takanleyanxiongkouchuyonghongshengdiaozhedeyushijiezhi。
tazhisuoyiyitianshuohuabunengchaoguowuju，yeshijiezhilicanliulinghundezhishi。
shuotazheitizhishihexiulianwuqingdao，daolenianling，jiunengtongjiewudi！
xiulianruheshui，shadiruqiecai！
erwuqingdaodecongxiaopeiyang，buyurenshuohua，buyurenyoutaiduowanglai，bianshiwuqingdaodiyizhongjingjie。
qinyueershishuwunai，zhinengbagaodianfangxia，kanqilaigengrouruoleyifen。
ranerzheirouruoyejiuzhichixuleyixi，taturankandaobuyuanchuyiqunlansandeqingnian，mengdishuangshouchayao，madao：“douchengshenmeyangzile！lujiaotou，jitamenjiashibeiqiangdu！！”
“a？！！”yiqunqingniandengdashuangyan。
luqingankanzhepingrilikansirouruo，shizenenggoudaobachuiyangliudemuqinliqu，yaotouyixiao，suihoujixukekuxunlian。
“bixuyaobadizidahao，zaibawuqingdaoxiulianchenggong。”
jiuzaitaniantouwubijiandingzhiji，turan，yidaodingshengzaitaerbianxiangqi。
【suzhudangqianwubaisui，quedingweishijilaofeiwu，feiwunixixitongkaiqichenggong】
【xitongchenggongjiazai，zhiyaosuzhubuduiwaibaoluxitong，xitongjiangdailingsuzhunixichengwanguzuiqiangshendi！】
陆清安：“？？？”
系统？？
五百岁？？
啥玩意？？？
jinwanguohou，zijicaiganghaosansuia。
【逆袭分析开始】
【lingsui，nichuanyuedaolezheigeshijie，xingyundichengweilelujiashaozhu，fumujianzai，jiatinghemu。
yisui，nijiandaoleyimeiyushijiezhi，limianyongyouyigexiuxianjielaopujiedelinghun，zaiduifanggezhongguhuoxia，nirendingzheijiushizijidejinshouzhi，kaishizaitadezhidaoxiaxiulian。
sansui，nibeihuyouxiulianlewuqingdao，kaishibuherenherenshuohua，duanjuerenheganqingjiaoliu。
shibasui，nidetianfuyuelaiyuehao，quewuyiweiwuqingdaofahuilezuoyong，gengjiajiandingwuqingbiannenggengqiang，haituolijiazu，likaifumuxiulian。
sanshisui，nichengweilejiedanqixiushi，danzaineilaoyeyelinghundezhidaoxia，zizhiquanbuhaokong，wuyuanjixuxiulian。
sishisuihou，niyijingzouhuorumo，xiuweiyizhizhibubuqian。
wubaiwushisuihou，nishouyuanhaojin，zuihougukulingdingdicansizaihuangyedongfulimian。】
luqingankanzheyanqiancongxukongzhongdanshechulaideguangyingmianban，renmale。
“sansuiqiandemiaoshu，jihuhewodeqingkuangyimoyiyang！yejiushishuo，zheilaoyeyezhenshigelaopujiexiulianzhe？zaihuyouwo？！budui，zheixitongmingxianyoumaobing！wonayouwubaisui！”
【rujinsuzhujijiangwubaisui，benxingchunzhen，quewuruwuqingdao，daozhiyishenggukulingding，qingganqueshiyanzhong，danshengxinmo，xiuweiwufacunjin，fuhenixiguilv，kaishifaburenwu。
suzhuxiangyaobaituobeicanweilai，jikefangqiwuqingdaoxiulian，sanqusuoyouxiuwei，zhongxinxiulian！
renwuwanchengjiangli：1liwuzhuanruqidan！】
“不对啊！”
taxianzaigenbenmeiyouxiuwei！
zheiliangniandouzailianquan，qianghuagengu，weiyihoulianqizuozhunbeilaizhe。
yejiushishuo，tazhijiefangqixiulianwuqingdaojiuxingle？
“要不试试？”
luqinganzhalezhayan，zheigenbenmeiyourenhedaijia。
ruozheixitongshizhende，zhishichuleyidianxiaowenti，tiqianlaileeryi，tacishimeiyoulihui，yihouzhendefeilejiunangaole！
“shishijiushishi！neiwojiubuxiulianwuqingdaole。”luqinganzaixinlimoniandao。
xiayike，xitongdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。
【suzhusanquxiuweichenggong，renwuwancheng，jiangli1liwuzhuanruqidan！】
luqinganfaxianzijishouxinchuturanchuxianyiliwucaidanyao，erqiehaidaizhewenre，haosiganglianhuachulaiyiban。
真的？！
jiuzailuqinganfadaizhiji，yidaolengheshengdaduanletadesixu。
“sheirangnishanzitingxiade！jixujiwowangsililian！”
canglaoyanlideshengyinzaitaerbianbaoxiang。
taxiongkouchuguazhedeyushijiezhiyezhanlezhan。
luqinganbiaoqingguaiyidikanzhezheimeijiezhi，juedingshitanyixia。
“jiaqianbei，gangcaiyouweidalaogenwoshuo，niqishizaipianwo，nishengqianbushidujieqidaneng。”
“a？！shei......sheishuode......”
gangcaihaiyanlibuyideshengyin，turanjianbiandebulisuoqilai。
wenyan，luqinganzuijiaofengkuangchoudong。
zheibuzixindeyuqiyiranshidaan！
这是心虚的表现！
jiashangxitongmeiyouganqingkeyan，meibiyaoyuanwangyigelinghun！
“ganqingniyizhizaipianwo？gaiside！chadianzhelenidedao！”
ruomeiyouzheixitongchuxian，taanzhaozheijiahuodezhidaoyibanyiyanxiulianxiaqu，wannianjiangyaobeicanwubi？
huixiangzhezheiliangnianqiangxingxiulianwuqingdao，haishanzijizuibazidehuamian，taqibudayichulai。
“wosuiranmeiyoudujieqixiuwei，danniyaoxiangxinwo，nijiugaixiulianwuqingdao！tingwode，niyidingnengchengweidingjianqiangzhe！”zheilinghunbuqingchuluqinganheshijiechuleqiangzhe，danhaishilianmangjieshidao。
“pei！wuqingnimagedao！”
luqinganbuxiangzaitingzhei**shuohua，yibachediaobozishangguazhedeyushijiezhi。
tashiyisuideshihou，wunaidipeiweihunqiwannibashi，zaiyichuqiangjiaowachudezheimeijiezhi。
tashangbeiziyeshixiaoshuokanduole，zaijiezhilinghunkuazantatianfuyibingxia，juranzhenjuedezheishizijidejinshouzhi。
xianzaikanlai，zheijiahuodingyoumouhua，shenzhiyoukenengshixiangduoshetadeshenti！
talianselenglie，huangusizhou，henkuaizhaodaolemubiao，kuaisuwangyigefangxiangpaoqu。
“bu！nibunengruciduiwo！”
zheilinghunsihucaidaoleshenme，shengyinjianruididahandajiao。
luqingansuoqufangxiang，zhengshiyichumaokeng。
茅坑前。
echouxundeluqinganniejinxiaobizi。
“xiaobieduzi！niruoganruciduiwo，wodingrangnishengbu......”
“rangnidieshengbani！”luqinganmanlianbiyi，jiangjiezhikunzaiyikuaishitoushang，wangfenchilimianzaqu。
“雅诗压你！”
“啊！！！！”
suizheshitouchenrufenchilimian，taerbianzaiyemeiyouleshengyin。
“shufule！qingjingle！”
luqingandunganxinqingshuchang，suiranbeipianleliangnian，dantahaimeibawuqingdaoxiulianchenggong。
fanerzheiliangniandekekumolian，rangtadegengutishenglebushao。
genguhetipotishengdaoyidingchengdu，jiunengzhengchangxiulian，tarulianqiqi。
shisuizhiqiannenggoutarulianqiqi，biansuantianfuyibing！
luqinganlikaimaoce，kanzhexiaoshouzhangzhongdewucaidanyao。
xitongguangpingzaicichuxian，xianshichudanyaoxingnengyuzuoyong。
【wuzhuanruqidan，tunfuzhihou，kekuaisujianggenguhetipoqianghuadaodingjianchengdu，kuaisujinrulianqiqi，bingqiexiaochulianqiqisuoyoupingjing】
luqinganqingchedayanshanguoyidaojumang。
“woxianzaicaisansui，zhendenengjinrulianqiqi？！”
jutalejie，shisuilianqibianyijingshitianfuyibing，sansuilianqi，neishiwensuoweiwen，jiansuoweijian！
luqinganguoduantunfudanyao。
tacikeyijinghuidaoleyanwuchangzhong，yiqunqingnianzhengkanzhetingxialianquandeta。
“xiaoshaoyezhongyukenxiuxile？”yiqunrenyiwaidao。
tamengangxiangdaozheili，turankandaolelingtamenmudengkoudaideyimu。
lujiajiaoguanshiyimingzhongniandahan，yishenlianqiqixiuweishifenxianyan。
tashisansuijinrulianqiqi，jinniansishisui，yishilianqiwucengxiuwei。
duonianguoqu，nengyourucichengjiu，zaifengyangchengyeshuyuyoutouyoulianderenwu。
kecike，taquexiangshikandaoleguiyiban，shuangmoudengrutongling，shenzibuzijuedizhandou。
“lian.....lianqiqi？！sansuilianqiqi？jianguile！！！”