第一章

dabachetingkaozaijiaowaigongyuan。

guimisushanyonglituixinglewo,tazhabazheshuiwangwangdedayanjing,yanlidelianminkuaiyaoyichuyankuang。

jianwomianwubiaoqing,tazhizhebachemendecanjiren,lvedaikuqiang:「xianglu,tahaokelian,womenbangbangtaba。」

zheishuxidewugubiaoqing、shuxideshengmuyanlun。

zheiyikewozhongyuxiangxin,wozhendezhongshengle!

qianshilinghunjijiangxiaosanneiyike,guowangdejinglirutongfangdianyingzaiwonaohaibuduanshanguo。

yourengaosuwo,sushanbangdingle「shengmuxin」xitong,erwojiushineigeweitaca**weitadoudidekelianchong。

tayixiangzhifuzezuishuo,wozefuzeluoshitade「shengmujuece」。

zhiyaoshiqingluoshitadeqiyunjiuhuizengjia。

sihouwocaizhidao,wobuguoshisushande「qiyuntaban」eryi。

sushandeshengmuxinzhizhenduimouxietedingren,biruxianzai。

woyiyanjiukanchuanzheigecanjirenshijiade。

jiangjin30dudetian,tachuanzheyigekuandadepomianao,yizhigeboshenchulainawanzhuangqian,er“canji”deneizhigebozebeitayongdamianaozangdaolimian。

qianshi,shishecanjirendeqianshiwochude,haomingshengqueluozaisushantoushang。

wozhuangzuomeikandaotadeyanlei,huanlegeshufudezishijixutangzhe。

sushanbuganle,tazhanqishenhuyutongxue:「tongxuemen,womencouqianbangbangtaba,nimenkantaduokeliana。yizhigebomeile,zhinengkaoqitaoduri。」

tongxuefenfenyaozheerduo,danjuekoubutijuanqiandeshi。

「tianna,zheirenbuhuishipianziba,xianzaizhuangcanjirendehenduoai…」

sushanwushitongxuehuaiyi,jideyuandidazhuan。

zuihou,tabamuguangzhongxintouxiangwo:「xianglu,wozhidaoniyouqian,nijiakaizhedagongsikendingbuchazheidianqianduiba,nibangbangtaba,suanwoqiunile。」

wodagehaqianqingpiaopiaojujue:「bie,wokemeiqian。」

xianglubusixin,zhizhewodexieziyindiaoturanbagao:「niyishuangxiejiuhaojiqian!nizenmehuimeiqian!nijiushibuyuanyibangtaduiba!」

我:「……」

daodebangjia?kexige,jierujinbuchizheiyitao。

wobujinbumanhetazhouxuan:「shanshan,nikannizheimeshanliang,yaobu?nibangbangtaba。tazhendehenkelian,nizheimexinshan,yidinghuibangtadeduima?」

huayingangluo,sushandelianbiedetonghong。

tajiajingpinhan,qianshimeishaogenzhewocengchicenghe,nayouqianshisheqigai。

wochenredatie,qishenkuangchuicaihongpi,「tongxuemen,sushantongxuerenmeixinshan,womendajiayidingyaoxiangtaxuexi!

dajiakuaiguzhang,sushantongxueyuanyibayizhoufanqiannachulaibangzhucanjiren!」

wolvxianguzhang,tongxuejingenqihou。

tamenfenfenmobaisushan:「tazhende!wokusi!juranyuanyibayizhoudefanqianshishejiqigai!」

「shiashia,mingmingtajialineimeqiong,renmeixinshanzheigecijiushiweisushandazaode。」

caihongpiyichui,sushanzhinengyaoyacongkoudailitaochuzhoubabade100kuaimanlianbugandijijiacanjiren。

diqiandeyishuntaehenhendenglewoyiyan,wozhuangzuomeikandaopiekaitou。

jiacanjirendunshiledehebulongzui。

guanjianshike,woyibachexiatademianao。

tajinghuyishenglaibujifanying,lingyizhigebominghuanghuangbaoluzaitaiyangdixia。

苏珊懵了。

同学嘲笑她是蠢货。

xiayimiao,wotingdaoxitong「qiyunjianshi」deshengyin。

jinjiezhe,sushanxinlinuma:【made!xianglukendingshiguyide!haiwobaibaisunshiwushikuai!】

wochadianlechushenglai,zhongshenghouwojurannengtingdaosushandexinsheng!

qianshiwoshoulesushanguhuo,dashouyihuizhijiejilejiacanjiren1000kuai,zhuantouwojiujiantatuoleweizhuangshangleyilianghaohuajiaoche。

dangshisushankuanweiwo:「aiyameiguanxidelulu,fanzhengnijianeimeyouqian,zhishi1000kuaieryi,nibuhuizheimexiaoqiba。」