第1章 墓园暴动

xueyuegaoxuan,guiyipinfa。

yefengzhouqi,fentoucaodong。

gulaodechuanshuozaiyesezhongqiaoransuxing,guiyideqiximimankailai。

谁在夜色中召唤?

samanyizudeliliangyoujiangjianglinyushei…

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“bulululu~bulu~balalala~bala~”

nazhesaobabianhenggeer,biannazhesaobadasaoyuanqu。

wojiaosanyue,jinnian20sui,binzangzhuanyedasixuesheng,xianzaizaimuyuansuoshudebinzangbushixi。

muyuandegongzuohenqingsong,youshihouzaoshangyaojiedaiguhuiluozang,jiouerhuiyouyilianggesangzangyitiaolongdehuoer。

ruoshidoumeiyoudehua,yitianjibenshangchulexunluojiushifadai。

zhengxiangzheyihuierzhongwushitangchishenmedeshihou,jiukanjiancongmuyuanshenchudecaoconglipaochulaiyizhidongwu。

womenzheilibenshenshishanao,zaijiashanghuanjinghaodifangda,changchangnengjiandaodongbeiwudaxian…

hu,huang,bai,liu,hui。

jihuli,huangpizi,ciwei,changmanghelaoshu。

ouershanyetushenmedeyenengkanjianyiliangzhi。

dongbeirenjibenshangjiandaozheiwuzhongdongwudoushiraozhezou,bijingchuanshuotaiduo,buxiangremafan。

zhenyaoshiyougehuangpiziwennitaofeng,zenmehuidadoumafan。

womifengzheyanjingkanxiangneizhidongwu,xiangzheshishenme,kanlebantianfaxianzheidongwudexingzhuanghepingshikanjiandebudayiyang。

yansexianghuangpizi,quebihuangpizidaxie,yebuxianghulineiyangshentixiuzhang。

shenzicuzhuang,xiaotuierjingxi。

erqie…haoxiangshichongwolaile!

suizhetapaodeyuelaiyuejin,wozheicaikanqing…

是一只水豚?!

shencaiduanxiao,maofapianzongse,kanqilaixiangshigeshuitong。

yanjingbuda,bikongchaotian。

zheijiushizhiqiandouyinshanghenliuxingdeneigekapibala。

chunmengchunmenghaitingyouyisi!

wokanjiantapaoguolaidaoyemeiduojingya,muyuandehoushenlianzhedeshiyigeyeshengdongwuyuan,zhiqianhaicengjingpaochulaiguoliangpibanma…

banyezhibanshiliudayexunluofaxiantamendeshihou,haibeitamenliaojuezitile,damenyadoubeitidiaole。

xianzaizuibalixiangzhedeliangkedajinya,haishidongwuyuanpeide。

wotaochushoujizhengxiangjiliudayedadianhua,rangtalianxidongwuyuanderenlaijiezheizhishuitundeshihou。

jiutingjianyigeyouxieshayadeshengyincongyuanchuchuanlai。

“快跑…快跑…”

benshenwoshizuobinzangzheixingde,baiwujinjidanziyebuxiao,kehuangusizhoufaxianmeirendeshihouduoshaoyeyoudianerdachu。

guangtianhuarilanglangqiankunde,yujianguile?

zhengxiangzheshixiandadianhuahaishixianniannianquguizhoudeshihou,shuitunyijinglaidaolewoshenpang,yaoleyaowodekutui,youxiebiyidekanlewoyiyanshuodao:

“nishibushisha?woshuo…kuaipao!paoa!”

水…水豚开口了?!

wozhanzaineililengleyixia,youdianerfanyingbuguolai。

xianzaidongwuyuandeshuitundouhuijianghuala?

新表演项目啊?

挺…挺会玩啊!

zhengdangwoyouxiejingyadeshihou,yuanchuchuanlaiyishenghuxiao,dingjingyikanyouxiaohuangdiancongganggangshuitunzuanchulaidecaoconglipaolechulai。

suiranhenyuandanshineibanwenwoyiyanjiurenchulaile!

是老虎!

一只,两只,三只…

我艹!

zheishidongwuyuanlouleduodayigekulong?!zenmepaochulaizheimeduodongxi!

sanzhilaohuchulaiyihou,houmianhaosihaiyoujizhishenmedongxiyaochulai,qizhongyizhilaohusihufaxianlewo,kuaibuchaowochongleguolai,wozhiganjuenaodaifamengshenshangxiansubiaosheng,erhuameishuobaoqiganggangshuohuadeshuitunsayaziwangwaipao,xinlipansuanzhenalinenggouduoyiduo。

muyuanweizhipianpi,wanglaicheliangyebuduo,pingshiliangewaimaidoudianbudao,rujinjiusuanshipaodaowaimiangujiyezaijienantao。

zheimexiangzhewozhijiebaozheshuitunpaodaoguaijiaochu,paojinzhibanshi。

zhibanshiliyigerendoumeiyou,yebuzhidaozhibandayepaodaonalishaitaiyangqule…

bamenfansuoyihouwoguanchaleyixia,rujinyijingguoleqingming,yuanqulisaomuderenbuduo,lingxingyilianggerendalaoyuankanjianlaohushiziyihoudouganmangpaole,suoxingyishijianyemeiyoushangwang。

laohuzhuileguolaimeifaxianwo,zhinengxunzheqiweizaizhibanshiwaiweiliuda,zheilijihumeiyoushenmegeyinketan,woshenzhinengtingjianlaohudichendechuanxisheng。

wodeshentitiezheqiangbidunzaidishang,jinliangrangzijidechuanxishengxiaoyixie,ganggangzhenshipinlemingdepao,zaijiashangbaozheshuitunneigedaroutuozi,xianzaizhenggefeixiangshiyaozhaleyiban。

dagaihuanleliangsanfenzhong,wocaijianjianbahuxichuanyun,houbeideyifuyijingbeihanshuidashi,zheishihouwoxiangdadianhuabaojinghetongzhiyeye,jieguomolebantianlengshishenmedoumeimodao…

zijideshoujikanyangzishiganggangpaodeshihoubeipaodiaole。

yebuzhidaoyeyeneibiananquanme,zhengshiyoudanxinyouhaipadeshihou…bianwendaoleyiguyanwei。

着…着火了?

yihuitoukanjianneizhihuishuohuadeshuitun,cikexiaozhuazilijialeyigenyan,wozaishafaliqiaozheerlangtui,zaineilitunyuntuwu,suiranshidongwu,danwohaoxiangkanqingletaneigeyuxianyusidebiaoqing。

tayouxileyikouyihou,sixiaofeixiaodekanzhewo。

“xiaoyatou,nikatangzikalezheimejiu,buzhejime?”

卡堂子…

tingdaozheisangezideshihouwozhijuedenaoguaziwengwengdeteng。

这事儿说来话长。

woheyeyeqishimeiyoushenmexueyuanguanxi,dangchuwobeiyigeyunyoudesuanmingxianshengshuoshitianshaguxing,shuoyaodaiwozou。

fumudangtashirenfanzi,chadianermeidatasuanmingxiansheng,zhishijiaomaleliangjubarenganzoule。

tamenbenlaishibuxiangxinde,kesuanmingxianshengzoulemeiliangtian,jialilianggegegedouzaolehuosile,zhishengxiayigedidi。

fumuxiangxinlesuanmingzhiyan,shuowoshisangmenxing,handahanshadeyaonongsiwo。

shuozheiyangcainengbaodezhudidi。

mamanazhetiaozhou,fuqinnazhegunzi,dadewohaowuhaishouzhili。

jiuzaifuqinyaoxiashashoudeshihou…

zhenghaoyeyechumenbanshierhuilaikandao,jiulewodeming,kanwoyigexiaoguniangshizaikelian,jiwofumunaledianerqian,jiubawoguojiguoqudangsunnv,shuojianglaijitayanglaosongzhong。

neishihouwoliusui,gangdaoyeyejia,yeyezuozaiantangqianbibihuahuahaobantian,shuokanyuwoyouyuanyaojiwopiming。

bihuajieshuyihou,yeyexingfendegaosuwo,woshigechumadizi,erqiexianjiabuyiban。

chumaxingdangsuanshisamanchuancheng,danyeyoubutong。

samanshiwanwuyouling,ganyingtiandi,xunqiuziranliliang,niandaigengweijiuyuan。

erchuma,zeshiqizhongdongwuxiulianyouchengyihou,qurenjianzhaoyouyuanrenzuoweizijidedima,laijidexiulian,sihaiyangming。

samanshiyoutianfuzhirenyuyuzhouwanwugoutong,erchumazeshixianjiazhaozijideyouyuanren,kaiqiaolitangruyingxiaoli。

shuobaileyigekaotianfu,yigekaoyuanfen。

hexianjiadeyuanfenyibanfenweiliangzhong。

一种是供保家仙。

datishangshizijihenagexianjiayouyuanfen,huozheshizuzubeibeicenghenagexianjiayouyuanfen。

yiweixianjiazhihuyijiaren,buquwaimianjirenkanshier。

danchunjiushiguolaibaoende。

还有一种是出马。

zheizhongrenxiangduilaishuoyuanfendaxie,chumadiziyejiaodima,youhuozhedingxiangtongzi。

neishiyitangrenma,shaoleshijige,duolenengyoushangbaige。

nengqumo,nenggaiyun,nengzhixiaoertikuyinanzazheng。

nengwangtaohua,wangcaiyun,shenzhidounengsuanyisuanweilaihaizishinanshinv。

zhishi,nixiangyaoshenmedongxi,jiuyaonashenmelaihuan。

youdeyaodeshiqian,youdeyaodeshiming。

就看你敢不敢换了。