第5章
yuanshenzaifumusihou，nengbazheigejiachengqilai，shenshangyeyoushiguhenjingerde。
suoyizheihuibeibidezaifahenyidian，shetaozibazhulaizishoushile，daobubingsuantuwu。
jiangshanhonghejiangshanxiulianggezhengkaixindebudele，yemeiyouduoxiang，queyuedipaoquzuofanle。
muchunshengzheicaiyadileshengyinwenjiangyanzi：“wozheigeshihenongyaoguale，wocaiguolaide，nineishishenmeqingkuang？”
jiangyanzizhilezhihounaoshaozhongdeyigedabao：“shuaileyijiao。zheidifangzhengcunzhe，wogumozheyeshigalede。”
muchunshengkuzhongzuole：“jiemei，xinghaozanlianghaizaiyiqi！”
jiangyanzifengkuangdiantou：“xinghaohaiyouzanlaodibangmangtuodi！kuaikuai，kuaijizanlaodixiefengxinguoqu，rangtajizanmenxianchuanliangtaohailanzhimiguolai，kanwozheishouheliandoucaochengshenmeyangzile！”
“zanliangyiyangdenianji，pingshajininianqingle12sui，jiuzhijiwonianqing10suia......”
muchunshengwuyu：“yanzia，nishibushiguanzhucuozhongdianle！”
“zhongdian？”jiangyanzixiangdaoleshenme，shenseningzhongqilai，“a，wojuranshiyoufuzhifule！”
“tian，wohaixiao，wobuxiangdiaosizaiyikeshushang，haiwoyipiandahaosenlin......wuwuwu！”
muchunshengniezhulejiangyanzidezui：“dazhu，yanzi，nihaishitingwoshuoba。”
jiangyanzicongshanruliudidiantou：“chuner，nishuo，xianzaidezhongdianshishenme？”
muchunshengzhandingjietiedituchuyigezi：“qiong！”
liangrenshenshangdeyifudoushihuipupude，shouzhouhexigaibuweigengshibudingzhongbuding。
jialidemiganglishicaomi，jingchanghundeyouxiaoshizierhesuiguqiao，meihuiyaozhufan，doudexianzixitiaojianyibiancaixing。
jiuzheizhongmi，nalaizhuganfanderizidoushikeshude，yiniandaotoudabufenrizi，shiyaoduohongshukuai、luobushenmedehejinquyiqizhuxifan，chigeshuibaohuduzi。
youshishebudeyongde，suoyihenshaochaocai，changnianshuizhucailidishangjidi，suanshizhandianyouxing......
这是什么地狱开局！
yifanchuzheixiejiyi，jiangyanzidelianjiukule：“wozhensha，woyiqianzenmejiuhuagaojiachineixiegoupidejianfeicanni！chuner，woxianzaitexiangchirou！”
muchunshengyongliyanleyankoushui，yongduzixiangliangdegugujiaoshengbiaoshiduijiangyanzizheihuadegaodurentong。
liangrendemuguangdoutongshiluozailekuabaoshang。
现代。
yizhishouzhebaobeikuabaodemuqiuyangdiyishijianchajuedaolimiansihuduoledianshenmedongxi，dakaiyikan，guoranduoleyitacaozhi......xin。
yizhangzhangkanwan，muqiuyangyonglilapinglerenbuzhushangqiaodezuijiao，kaishihuixin。
“shenme？meilexiaolanggou、xiaonaigouneixieyingyingyanyanbushuo，nihaibeirenxianqituiqin，haibeierliuzijiuchan？！”
“oo，yanzijieyeyiqichuanyuele？hei，nimenkezhenshinanjienanmeia。”
“xingxingxing，guoliangtianwojiudingpiao，guoqukankanniliangzaixiandaideshentizenmegeqingkuang。”
“zezezeze，can，zhencan，candelaojienidoubiaoyanjile，shizaishicanburendua！”
“tingshuoneiniantounongcunshangdedoushihance？weilejieyuecaozhishangwandadedoushiyongzhupianergua？ehouhouhouhou，laojieniheyanzijieqianwanyaochengzhuyo~”
“a，nihaiduolelianggemeimei？nibushiyizhixianqiwoshihunxiaozichouxiaozima？meimeixiang，meimeihao，xianzainiyixiaziduoliangge，zugourangnilaohuaixinweileba......”
老怀欣慰个屁啊！
ruguobushikuabaolichulemuqiuyangdexin，haimanmandangdangzhuangleliangjuanzhujiangweishengzhi、yidadaidaroubaozi、yixiaotabaizhiheliangzhiyuanzhubi，muchunshengnengqidebachuangbanchuita。
daofantiangangle，douganyinyangtale，goupidejiediqing，suliaodeba！
muchunshenghejiangyanzisanliangkougandiaodaroubaozi，guanlebangangzishuixiadu，zheicaitibi：“zheiniandaideqianbiyouxiekeshihenyoushouzangjiazhide，hehe，jirannibuxiangyao，neiwoheyanzijiubuyongfeixinqushoujile！”
muqiuyangbeidianxing，henkuaihuilexinguolai：“wozuizuiqinaidelaojie，yijiqinaideyanzijie，xiangdaonimenneigeniandaiquechishaochuan，laodiwojiaolvwanfen。”
“jiejiemen，nimenxuyaoshenmezhiguanzhiyishenger，jiusuantianshangxiadaozi，jiusuanyaolaodiwomaixue，doubixujinimensongguolai！”
“ling，1972nianpingbanshuiyindewujiaoqianmuqiancunshiliangzhiyoushiwanzhang，shouzangjia500yuan，qiujiejiemenjixiaodiwoshangkoufanchi，diguixie，koushou，tilingwanfen！”
“ps：tongqidatuanjiemuqianzhizhi100yuan，wohaikeyinawujiaoqianbangnimenhuanchengwuzhangdatuanjie！”
xiaoyanger，wohainaniebuleni？muchunsheng“ze”leyisheng，aojiaohuixin。
“xingba，kanzainizheimedongshierdefenshang，womengaitianjinihuandianlai。jintianxianbamaojinyagaoyashuaxiangzaofeizaochuanguolai......”
“babiaoqianshenmededousidiao，xiangzaowoyaoneizhongmeibaide，maijigelaoshixuehuagaopingzikongchulai，bangwomailiangtaohailanzhimizhuangjinqu......”
“haiyou，yihounidaizhekuabaobielishen，suishidengwodexin，worangnisongle，nizaisong！”
muchunshengjijuhua，muqiuyangchadianmeipaoduantui。
meibanfa，shijisuideshihouliangrenfumulihun，gezizujianjiating，chulejifuyangfei，qitawanshibuguan。
diebutengniangbuaidejiediliangshixiangyiweimingzhangda，muchunshengxuemaiyazhizheiyixiangjinengdianshidianmanlede。
dengbamuchunshengyaodezheixiedongxidoumaihaoyiyangyangfangkuabaolichuanguoqu，muqiuyangjiutanzaishafashangle。
zheibitayanshitizaidishangtangyitianhailei！
sheirangtamenjiediqingshenni？tazhende、jueduibushiweiletalaojiehuadedabing！
muchunshengbalaodichuanlaiderihuayongpinfenleyibanrangjiangyanzishouhao，lingwaiyibangejuzilifangle，zhuantoujiuqukannianhuashangdenongli：“mingtianmapingyouji，yanzi，niqugangeji。”
“yuanshiyuanledian，zhenghaojizheixiedongxianyigelaili。mingtianworangxiaoyangzaisongdianmimianyouroushenmedeguolai。”
xiangjintiancaipingkongchuxiandedaroubaozi，jiuzhinengtamenchidushile，buranjieshibuqingchu。
jiangyanzicaganjingzuijiaodeyouxing，ganjindiantou：“fangxin，mingtianwoyizaojiuchufa，baozhengwanchengrenwu！”
liangrengangshangliangwan，jiangshanhongjiuduanzheliangwanfanjinlaile：“jie，zheijitianwodoujinibafanduanjinlaichi，miandebeirenkanjiannimeishi。”
ranhouyouzhaohujiangyanzi，“yanzijie，nishizaiwulitoupeiwojiechi，haishichuqugenwomenyiqichi？”
jiangyanziganjinbaishou：“woxianzaihaibue，wohuiquzaichi。”
zaonieyo，qiaoqiaojiangshanhongduandeneiwanshishenmefan！
honghonglvlvhuanghuangdekanzhehaokan，qishijiushiluobuyezhuluobuhehongshukuai，limianjiuhunlejilimi，liandianyouxingzidoukanbudao。
zheiyiwannadaoxiandai，pashizhudoubuaichi......
muchunshengganggangchidaroubaoziyijingchibaole，qiaozhezheiwanluobuhongshuxifan，xinliyeyizhenxixu：
“shanhong，niheshanxiuchiba，ganggangniyanzijiehaijilewoyikuaitangchile，woxianzaiyebue。”
quedingmuchunshenghejiangyanzishizhendebue，jiangshanhong、jiangshanxiuliangjiemeisanxiawuchuerjiubaneiliangwanxifanfenle。
lianggerenchiwandoumozheduzimanzudidalebaoge，shuoshuoxiaoxiaodiquxiwanle。
沐春生看得眼睛酸。
takebuxiangchizheiyangdezhushi！
yebunengguangzhiwangzheganji，bixudexianggewentuodefazibaneixiehaodongxiguogeminglu。