shenjiazushangshikaiguomingjiang。
shenlaotaiyerongmayisheng，diyuguowaidi，pingdingguofengyangdaluan，lianxingmingdouliuzailezhanchang，beizhuifengweipingyangjungong。
shendalaoyegengshizaozaojieguolelaotaiyedebaofu，zhengzhanshachang，lingledajiangjundezhi，beifengqiguogong。
shenjiaxianglaidoushirangrenwufahushidecunzai。
jibianrujin，zaipangrenyanzhongguruojintangdefudiyouleliefeng，yeyijiuyinrenzhumu，rangrenbugancaocaozuoxiadinglun。
guershentaoxigangchuxianzaiqinshuihepan，bianbeibushaoyanjianderendingshang，shitucongtadanmoshensezhongqiaochuduanni。
keshaonvtongwangribingwubutong，tamenshenmedoumeinengqiaojian。
zhidaoguxiaohouyeweileyinvzi，yigaiwangridelengdan，neixiegeyilunsheng，caiyidiandianchaozheshentaoxierqu。
youkexi，youkanxi，yeyouxingzailehuo。
liuyunshiyishiyinzhedongjingkanleguolai，jianneibinglengmuguangluozaitashenshang，tayanzhongshanguohuangluan。
buzhishibushibeihedao，tajingzaizhongmukuikuizhixia，shenshouquchelechenanrendeyixiu。
shentaoxiwubiqingchudeqiaojian，nanrendaxiufuguodeneiyishun，haiweizhuanshenderen，xiayishihuiwozhuliuyunshideshou。
qingwoleyixiayousongkai，xiangshianfu，jiqiyinhui，queyourutongzuolewushucineibanshulian。
shentaoxihuranyouxiaolexiao。
tayiweinianshaoqingyizailiangjiahunshidingxianeiyikezhongdeyuanman，kerujinqiaolai，zheiyuanman，queshihuanlefuchangjing，chenglejieshu。
gujinwenzhongyuzainuyipingxihouzhuanguoletou。
tamuguangxianshiluozaimianqianrouruodenvzishenshang，erhoutaimou，chuanguoangranchunse，yuyaoyanriguangzhizhong，kanjianletaxujiuweiquqiaoguodeguniang，shentaoxi。
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jiuweixiangjian，gujinwenweiweishangtiaodemeiyanxiandeyouxiemosheng。
shentaoxikanzheta，jinshengdeyidianxiji，zhongshizaitaxiayishiquanfuliuyunshihou，xiaoshidaijin。
zheiyangdefanying，duishencelianbinvdoumeiyouguodegujinwenlaishuo，zuyishuomingbushitaerrendediyiciqinjin。
tashizhenjiangliuyunshifangjinlexinli。
zaitamenmeiyoulaiwangdezheijigeyue，zaitadezhiliujiarenyinchayangcuojiuleta，titabeixiaxielizhihou，gujinwenmanzheta，zaiyidiandianditongbiedenvziqinjin。
shentaoxikanzhetaxiao，chajuedaoxindiyoushenmezaiyidiandiandisuiqu。
qishitacongweijiangjijineiri，gujinwenluozaitaerpandeshiyandangzhen。
bishitashuotajuebunaqie，tashuotadexinlizhirongdexiatayiren。
shentaoxibutaixin，dantayecengzaineiyangdudingdeyuqilichenniguopianke，danpiankezhihou，tatixingguoziji，dangzhumu，zongshiyaodadu。
jibianshihouzhainvzi，muguangyegaiyaofangdezhangyuan，bunengbeiqingaibanzhujiao。
suoyitajizijiliuleshiri，yinian。
dahunyinianhou，tahuixuezhezuozhumugaizuode，dalihaohoufu，guanhaoshouzhongshiwuhepuzi，zaizhudongtitanaqie。
ketameixiangdao，gujinwenbiandezheiyangkuai。
pangbianyouyouyilunshengchuanlai，qizhongxiaotadeshengyingewaida。
keshentaoxifandaozaizheixieshengyinzhongqingxing。
tashouqilezheixieshiridepibei，xiabaweiweitaiqi，mousedanmo，fangruokanleyichangxi。
一场不入流的戏。
“桃溪。”
gujinwenqiaojianbuyuanchulengyanpangguandeguniang，xianglailengjingzichidenanren，zaizheiyikejingyeyouhuangluanshanguo，zhuanshunjishi。
tatibuwangqian，xingxiangneigejibianchuanzhesuseyiqunyeyijiunanyanmingmeideguniang。
zhishigangzoujibu，houtouqueturanchuanlai“dong”deyisheng，xiangshishenmedieluozaidi，bansuizheweiruodeqinghu，jinzuanrenxin。
gujinwendebuzitingxia，huitoukanqu。
yuanbentingzaitashenhoudeliuyunshibuzhiheshigenleshanglai，queyoushuaizailedishang。
qunbaizhanlenininghuacao，bijianetoujiehongleyipian，manshenlangbei。
kedanggujinwenqiaoguoqushi，tayouhaosiqiangchengzhexiangqishen，renzheyanzhongshirun，kanxiangpangren，shuochuletajinrizuiyingqideyijuhua。
“wofuguanzhisuibujiguniang，danyeduanbushiguniangnengqiruwodeyuanyou！ruojinriguniangrengyaobipo，wobujutiaolezheiqinshui，miandezailianleitarentiwochutou！”
“nihushuoshenme？zijizoulubukanlu，haixianghuluanpozangshui，sheijinidedanzi？”
beitaqiaozhedenvziyanzhongluchubunai，tuileyibu，zhengdaihuanren，quetingtayoudao：“wocengzaishenguniangshencejianguoguniang，zhixiaoguniangbushiwodengxiaoguanzhinvnengqijideshenfen，danwoyuguniangwuyuanwuchou，jibianyaobeiyuanhen，woyebuxiangzairennai！”
zheihualuoxia，daoshiduolexieyisi。
zaiwairenyanzhong，shentaoxipixingsuanbudehao，nengyutalaiwangzhirenbenjiubuduo，danyidanxiangjiao，zirandouhuiweizhetachutou。
yanxiaguxiaohouyecaihuxialezheiliujiaguniang，zhuanyantabianbeirenbandaozaidi。
henmingxian，jibianbushideleshentaoxishiyi，yeshizaititachuqi。
zhongrendemuguangshunjianbianluodaoleqiantoudeshentaoxishenshang。
kepianpianbeidingshangderen，cikequexiaodexinubuming，haosijuwairenyiban，qiaozhexingdaoyibandegujinwenzhuanshen，chenshenghechi。
xushinanrenmusetaileng，jingdepangcederensanlexiexu。
yichangnaojujianjianpingxixialai，qiantoukongchuleyipian。
“顾锦文。”
jiuweichushengdeshentaoxizhongyukailekou，duishangtakanguolaideyan，“jinrizheiyichang，nidasuanruhe？”
“liujiayuwoyouen，wobunengbuguan。”
“ng，suoyiwowenni，nidasuanruheguan。”
liuyunshidieluozaidi，nongchuzheimedazhenzhang，yifupabuqidemoyang，zenmeyebukenengzhanqishengengemeishirenyiyangzoudong。
gujinwenruozaiyaoxiangbang，yaomeqinzijiangtafuqi，yaomesuoxingbaozhetaqianxing，wulunnayiyang，douzaixiatashenjiadelianmian。
gujinwenlengleyishun，sixiangdaoyanxiadechujing，youpiankedelengshen。
zhidaodishangyouchuanlaixiexudongjing，liuyunshidaizhechuoqikaikou，zheijiangchicaibeidapo。
“yunshibuganzailianleihouye，buguozhishiweilejiao，zuoshangpiankejiunengqishen，houyeheshenguniangtianzuozhihe，moyaoweilewozaishengjuyu。”
liangchuzaizi，zuoshilegujinwentongliuyunshi，zaimeiyoutaderiziliyoulelaiwang。
eryanxiakanlai，yigedengbujidedonglexin，yigezaimingzhitaerrenyoulehunyuehou，haishenglebugaiyoudexinsi。
daoshirangtamomingchenglebangdayuanyangdeeren。
shentaoxizhalezhayan，chixiaoyisheng，“zaishengjuyu......suizhixiaoliujiaduigujinwendexiangzhuzhishi，danniliuyunshiduiwoeryan，shizaimeiyouzheimedadebenshi，suoyiliuguniang，bubirucigaokanziji。”
“taoxi，yanxiabushinihuluanshengqideshihou。”
gujinwenmouzhongshenglejinggao，daduanleshentaoxidehua，“tashengxingrouruo，liangshanguanle，nibubihuazhongdaici，youshangtayici。”
ruozaizheininingzhizhongzaizuoshangpianke，liuyunshibianhuichedichengweiguinvmendexiaobing。
lianpibode，xushiqishenjiuhuiyinxiukuitiaolehe。
gujinwenmeixinjinning，sizuolejueding。
“buguoyidianxianyansuiyu，nizheixieniantingdeyebushao，ketatongnibuyiyang。”
shentaoxijiantazhongshiyouzhuanleshen，tabanchuixiamouzi，kanxiangbuyuanchubeiliuyunshiyazaishenxiadexiaohua。
“haoyigetongwobuyiyang。”
gujinwenxiangdaoleliujiaduitadeen，xiangdaoleliuyunshiderouruo，xiangdaolebeiqirudegunianggaiyouduoweiqu，quedudumeixiangguotadelianmian，meixiangguotagaiyaoruhezichu。
xingxuxiangdaole，queyebushenzaiyi。
yinweitaheliuyunshibuyiyang。
真真是好笑。