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“zhanzhu!kanwozhuazhenizheigexiaotou,feidaduannidetui!”

anxiatingdaozheiju,yibianpaozhe,yibianchaohoukan,xinliyizhenaihao。

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卧槽!!!

“砰——”

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自己这是要死了吗?

可是好不甘心啊!

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“chengege,nishibushibushufu?”

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“rangxiaxiabangbangnihaobuhao?”