xuxichuanshule,haizhijiechuandaolexinhundangtian。
tatouhunnaozhangdizuozaichuangshang,muguangdaizhidekanzhetianhuaban。
nongcundeniwafang,bolishanghongsedexiziyingruyanlian。
tamaleyishengguocuimengdicongchuangshangqilai,yingmianzhuangshangleyizhangshuxidelian。
xuxizhengdayanjingkanzhetongyanghuangluandenvren,lianwuzhebeizhuangetoudezishidouwanquanxiangtong。
liangrenchuanzhetongkuanhunfushixianduishang,shunjianganshoudaolebicishuxidelinghun。
xuxishentizhandoudikaikou:“shijiannanmoduorugou,”
nvrendangchanghuiying:“buruguimishouqianshou。”
“bashanchushuiqiliangdi,”
“huisuoshuaigebuzadi。”
“chuisimengzhongjingzuoqi,”
“meinvjiushiwoguimi。”
“……”
都对上了!
xuxishunjianyanleimohu:“jiemei,nizenmeyezaizheili?”
chenyaojidongdebaozhuta:“baozi,zheidaodishizenmehuishi?”
kanzheduifangshenshangchuanzhedahongsexifu,liangrencaiqueding:“womenjingranyiqichuanshule。”
erqiejintianshitamenlianggerenjiehunderizi,haitongshijiadaolelujia。
xuxijiadeshilujiadageluwenbin,chenyaojiadeshididilujianwu。
zheishishenmegouxuejuqing,tamenchuandezheibenxiaoshuojiaozuo《jiaojiaonvzaiqilingdangtuanchong》。
tamenchuanchengleniandaiwenxiaoshuozhongnvzhudedasaoheersao,haishinvzhudeduizhaozu。
lianggerenshijunqujiashuyuandeerdagonghai,tuotuodeyiduiwolongfengchu。
xuxishiwolong,dajiamajie,kengmengguaipian,fanggaolidaitaopaohoubeizhuazuolao。
chenyaoshifengchu,haochilanzuotouqingbeizhua,genjianfusibenshibeichezhuangsi。
guimiliangrenzaibieshukanzheibenxiaoshuodeshihou,heduoleyiqitucaopaohuimingziweishagentamenyiyang。
jieguoyizhengkai,tamenjiuchuanchenglezheilianggetongmingtongxingdezuosipaohui。
“woqu!”xuxibengkuijidizhuazhetoufa:“jiemei,xianzaizaban?”
chenyaoyiyaoya:“yaobu,zanmentaohunba!”
“taohun?zheikeshijunhun,yaoshibeizhuahuilaikendingyaoaipidou。”
“erqiezheigeniandaichumenchifandouyaopiao,zanmenshenwufenwentaoqunali?”
“cishihunlixianchangdoushibinke,chuqukendinghuibeifaxian。”
“……”
taohunshitaobuleyidiande,yinweijiexialaidejuqingmashangjiuyaodaole。
xuxishensibanshangyadishengyintaolunzhe:“dengyihuiernvzhuguolai,womenjiuzheimeban……”
lianggerenzaifangjianlimianshangliangduice,wuwaichuanlailecierdesuonasheng。
jiezhenvrenqingcuideshengyinxiangqi:“niang,wotingdaoxinfanglimianyouchaojiasheng,shibushidasaoheersaonaoqilaile?”
“nimenlianggezaoxinwanyieryouchaoshenme?wozhenshishangbeizizaoleshenmeniea?”
lumumiaoguihuadaizherenbunaifanchezhegongyasangzi:“yigexinfangnimendapotou,xiangshenmeyangzi?”
“kerendoudaole,nimenhaibuganjinchulaibaitang……”
fangjianmenbeituikaiwu,jieguobingmeiyoukandaolianggerenmeiyouyuliaozhongdehuxiangzhuatoufa。
zhongrenyilianjingya,miaoguihuadaozuibiandehuashunjianyanlehuiqu。
zhiqiantamenweilexuankaonandefangjianzuoxinfangdaqilai,huxiangtukoushuiwenhouduifangshibadaizuzong,madaozuihoubabicideyifuzaidishangsapodagun。
dangshiduoshaorenkanrenao,zuihouhaishimiaoguihuahaoburongyicailakaitamen,laoliandoudiujinle。
kexianzaihaoxiangbingmeiyouchaonao,ershireqingdebaozaiyiqi。
miaoguihuashenbianzhanzheyigenianqingnvhai,ershisuichutoudenianji。
tachuanzheoufensedelianyiqunhelijiqun,piaoliangdezhangfalongzaierhou。
gaotiaodeshencaizidaiyouya,baijingdepifuxiaolusidemouzi。
jiaoshangyishuangjiazhibufeidexiaoyangpixie,yifuzibenjia**dezhuangban。
zheijiushibenwendenvzhu,lujiadeyangnvluyingying,quanjiarentuanchongderenjianfuguihua。
xuxihechenyaozuoweitadedasaoheersao,zhiyaojiandaotajiuhendeyagenyangyang。
duizuoweituanchongdeluyingyingshixianmujiduhen,xiangfangshefaxianhaiwumiedancicidouhuibeitajiangzhidalian。
xiangduierxianvzhushizhenshanmei,ertamenlianggerenchouqiongcuo。
miaoguihuafeichangbuxihuanzheilianggeerxifu,yaobushiweilechengnuojueduibuhuirangzheilianggenvrenjinmen。
jiazhongzhengtingneidoushiren,qianlaizhuhedeqinpenghaoyoudoudaole,yuanzilimianbaileqibazhuojiuxi。
xuxihechenyaolaidaoleketing,quechichimeiyoujiandaoxinlang。
cishiluyingyingxiaomimidizouguolai,huailimianbaozheyizhidagongjisaidaochenyaohuaizhong。
youqianlaiyitiaodahuanggoudidaoxuxideshouzhong,jiaodidididao。
“dasao,ersao,jinridageergeyourenwuhuibulai,nimenjiugentamenbaitangba。”
chenyaodehuailibaozheyizhihuagongji,xuxishouliqianzheyitiaodahuanggou。
jinritamenbaitangmeiyouxinlang,suoyihaoguimijiushiyaoyiqijiajisuijijiagousuigou?
lujiaxiongdidoushixinanjunqudejunguan,benlaihunlidingzaijintianjuban,sheizhidaolujiaxiongdilianggerenyinweizhixingrenwuyoubunenghuilai。
kedingxiadehunqibunengquxiao,zuihounvzhubianxiangdaoyonggongjihehuanggoubaitangdefazi。
yuanjuqingzhongliangrendefuqincengjingjiuguolujialaoyezideming,houlaitingshuoxiongdiliangrendanglejunguan,liangjiaxieentubaobuyaocailiyeyaoguitianzhejiaguolai。
jiushiweilejiajijunguanchishangshangpinliang,dangshangrenrenxianmujidudejunguantaitai。
erweiledangzheijunguantaitai,zheilianggerenkeshirenqitunshenggenzhejihegoubailetang。
zheijianshichenglezhenggejiashuyuandexiaohua,zhidaosidouzaibeizhongrenchaofeng。
zhouweideqinqifenfenwuzhezui,bijingcongmeijianguozheimexiururende。
“hahaha,genjigoubaitang,weilejiadaolujiakezhenshishenmedounengrena。”
“neishi,renjialujiaxiongdiyigetuanzhangyigefutuanzhang,jiutamenzheilianggegonghainalipeideshang。”
“meiwenhuahaicubibukan,yaobushitamenxieentubaozenmekenengqutamen,genjigoubaitangdoutaijule。”
“……”
tingzhezhongrendechaoxiao,luyingyingchunjiaoshouqiyinzangdexiaorong:“dasao,ersao,nimenjiuweiquyixiaba。”
renqitunshengconglaidoubushitaxuxidefengge,tamoqigenchenyaoduishiyiyan。
“niang,pingshatabaozhegongji,wozhinengqianzhegou?”
xuxibumandizhiwen:“nizheishibushihoucibobi?”
“wojiuyaozheizhiji!”xuxishuozhejiupushangqujiuqiangduoqilai。
“sha?”miaoguihuayilianmengbi,qidelianhongbozicu:“zheishashihoule,nimenzenmelianzheigeyeyaoqiang?”
“nijiwofangkai,zheishiwolaogong!”chenyaogenxuxizhengqiangqilai,talianseyichenjiangjirengguoqu。
dagongjiputengzhechibangfeidaoluyingyingtoushang,bei**dejizhuazhetadetoufafengkuangzhuoqilai。
taneiyizhang**dexiaolian,shunjianjiubeidagongjijizhuochulexueyinzi。
“a!jiuminga!”luyingyingjinghuangshisetanzuozaidishang,wuzheliandajiaoqilai。
xuxirenzhexiaoyiyijiaojianggoutifei,shoushangdedahuanggoufenglesidepuxiangluyingyingkuangfei。
yikouyaozhutadetuirangluyingyingcanjiaolianlian,miaoguihuapushangqusisibaozhufafengdegou。
“aiya,gaisidegoufengle,bieyaole!”
yipangbinkemenlenglebanshang,ganjinshanglaizhuajiniangouchangmianyipianhunluan。
“wuwuwu!”tingtangneiluyingyingbiaoqingniuqukushengciqibifu。
xuxihechenyaolengyanzhanzaipangbiankanzhe,jiehunxianchangjifeigoutiao。
shenmewanyinger,xianggenrangtamengenjigoubaitang?jiemeiwoshenmedouchijiushibuchikui。