第1章

xuxichuanshule,haizhijiechuandaolexinhundangtian。

tatouhunnaozhangdizuozaichuangshang,muguangdaizhidekanzhetianhuaban。

nongcundeniwafang,bolishanghongsedexiziyingruyanlian。

tamaleyishengguocuimengdicongchuangshangqilai,yingmianzhuangshangleyizhangshuxidelian。

xuxizhengdayanjingkanzhetongyanghuangluandenvren,lianwuzhebeizhuangetoudezishidouwanquanxiangtong。

liangrenchuanzhetongkuanhunfushixianduishang,shunjianganshoudaolebicishuxidelinghun。

xuxishentizhandoudikaikou:“shijiannanmoduorugou,”

nvrendangchanghuiying:“buruguimishouqianshou。”

“bashanchushuiqiliangdi,”

“huisuoshuaigebuzadi。”

“chuisimengzhongjingzuoqi,”

“meinvjiushiwoguimi。”

“……”

都对上了!

xuxishunjianyanleimohu:“jiemei,nizenmeyezaizheili?”

chenyaojidongdebaozhuta:“baozi,zheidaodishizenmehuishi?”

kanzheduifangshenshangchuanzhedahongsexifu,liangrencaiqueding:“womenjingranyiqichuanshule。”

erqiejintianshitamenlianggerenjiehunderizi,haitongshijiadaolelujia。

xuxijiadeshilujiadageluwenbin,chenyaojiadeshididilujianwu。

zheishishenmegouxuejuqing,tamenchuandezheibenxiaoshuojiaozuo《jiaojiaonvzaiqilingdangtuanchong》。

tamenchuanchengleniandaiwenxiaoshuozhongnvzhudedasaoheersao,haishinvzhudeduizhaozu。

lianggerenshijunqujiashuyuandeerdagonghai,tuotuodeyiduiwolongfengchu。

xuxishiwolong,dajiamajie,kengmengguaipian,fanggaolidaitaopaohoubeizhuazuolao。

chenyaoshifengchu,haochilanzuotouqingbeizhua,genjianfusibenshibeichezhuangsi。

guimiliangrenzaibieshukanzheibenxiaoshuodeshihou,heduoleyiqitucaopaohuimingziweishagentamenyiyang。

jieguoyizhengkai,tamenjiuchuanchenglezheilianggetongmingtongxingdezuosipaohui。

“woqu!”xuxibengkuijidizhuazhetoufa:“jiemei,xianzaizaban?”

chenyaoyiyaoya:“yaobu,zanmentaohunba!”

“taohun?zheikeshijunhun,yaoshibeizhuahuilaikendingyaoaipidou。”

“erqiezheigeniandaichumenchifandouyaopiao,zanmenshenwufenwentaoqunali?”

“cishihunlixianchangdoushibinke,chuqukendinghuibeifaxian。”

“……”

taohunshitaobuleyidiande,yinweijiexialaidejuqingmashangjiuyaodaole。

xuxishensibanshangyadishengyintaolunzhe:“dengyihuiernvzhuguolai,womenjiuzheimeban……”

lianggerenzaifangjianlimianshangliangduice,wuwaichuanlailecierdesuonasheng。

jiezhenvrenqingcuideshengyinxiangqi:“niang,wotingdaoxinfanglimianyouchaojiasheng,shibushidasaoheersaonaoqilaile?”

“nimenlianggezaoxinwanyieryouchaoshenme?wozhenshishangbeizizaoleshenmeniea?”

lumumiaoguihuadaizherenbunaifanchezhegongyasangzi:“yigexinfangnimendapotou,xiangshenmeyangzi?”

“kerendoudaole,nimenhaibuganjinchulaibaitang……”

fangjianmenbeituikaiwu,jieguobingmeiyoukandaolianggerenmeiyouyuliaozhongdehuxiangzhuatoufa。

zhongrenyilianjingya,miaoguihuadaozuibiandehuashunjianyanlehuiqu。

zhiqiantamenweilexuankaonandefangjianzuoxinfangdaqilai,huxiangtukoushuiwenhouduifangshibadaizuzong,madaozuihoubabicideyifuzaidishangsapodagun。

dangshiduoshaorenkanrenao,zuihouhaishimiaoguihuahaoburongyicailakaitamen,laoliandoudiujinle。

kexianzaihaoxiangbingmeiyouchaonao,ershireqingdebaozaiyiqi。

miaoguihuashenbianzhanzheyigenianqingnvhai,ershisuichutoudenianji。

tachuanzheoufensedelianyiqunhelijiqun,piaoliangdezhangfalongzaierhou。

gaotiaodeshencaizidaiyouya,baijingdepifuxiaolusidemouzi。

jiaoshangyishuangjiazhibufeidexiaoyangpixie,yifuzibenjia**dezhuangban。

zheijiushibenwendenvzhu,lujiadeyangnvluyingying,quanjiarentuanchongderenjianfuguihua。

xuxihechenyaozuoweitadedasaoheersao,zhiyaojiandaotajiuhendeyagenyangyang。

duizuoweituanchongdeluyingyingshixianmujiduhen,xiangfangshefaxianhaiwumiedancicidouhuibeitajiangzhidalian。

xiangduierxianvzhushizhenshanmei,ertamenlianggerenchouqiongcuo。

miaoguihuafeichangbuxihuanzheilianggeerxifu,yaobushiweilechengnuojueduibuhuirangzheilianggenvrenjinmen。

jiazhongzhengtingneidoushiren,qianlaizhuhedeqinpenghaoyoudoudaole,yuanzilimianbaileqibazhuojiuxi。

xuxihechenyaolaidaoleketing,quechichimeiyoujiandaoxinlang。

cishiluyingyingxiaomimidizouguolai,huailimianbaozheyizhidagongjisaidaochenyaohuaizhong。

youqianlaiyitiaodahuanggoudidaoxuxideshouzhong,jiaodidididao。

“dasao,ersao,jinridageergeyourenwuhuibulai,nimenjiugentamenbaitangba。”

chenyaodehuailibaozheyizhihuagongji,xuxishouliqianzheyitiaodahuanggou。

jinritamenbaitangmeiyouxinlang,suoyihaoguimijiushiyaoyiqijiajisuijijiagousuigou?

lujiaxiongdidoushixinanjunqudejunguan,benlaihunlidingzaijintianjuban,sheizhidaolujiaxiongdilianggerenyinweizhixingrenwuyoubunenghuilai。

kedingxiadehunqibunengquxiao,zuihounvzhubianxiangdaoyonggongjihehuanggoubaitangdefazi。

yuanjuqingzhongliangrendefuqincengjingjiuguolujialaoyezideming,houlaitingshuoxiongdiliangrendanglejunguan,liangjiaxieentubaobuyaocailiyeyaoguitianzhejiaguolai。

jiushiweilejiajijunguanchishangshangpinliang,dangshangrenrenxianmujidudejunguantaitai。

erweiledangzheijunguantaitai,zheilianggerenkeshirenqitunshenggenzhejihegoubailetang。

zheijianshichenglezhenggejiashuyuandexiaohua,zhidaosidouzaibeizhongrenchaofeng。

zhouweideqinqifenfenwuzhezui,bijingcongmeijianguozheimexiururende。

“hahaha,genjigoubaitang,weilejiadaolujiakezhenshishenmedounengrena。”

“neishi,renjialujiaxiongdiyigetuanzhangyigefutuanzhang,jiutamenzheilianggegonghainalipeideshang。”

“meiwenhuahaicubibukan,yaobushitamenxieentubaozenmekenengqutamen,genjigoubaitangdoutaijule。”

“……”

tingzhezhongrendechaoxiao,luyingyingchunjiaoshouqiyinzangdexiaorong:“dasao,ersao,nimenjiuweiquyixiaba。”

renqitunshengconglaidoubushitaxuxidefengge,tamoqigenchenyaoduishiyiyan。

“niang,pingshatabaozhegongji,wozhinengqianzhegou?”

xuxibumandizhiwen:“nizheishibushihoucibobi?”

“wojiuyaozheizhiji!”xuxishuozhejiupushangqujiuqiangduoqilai。

“sha?”miaoguihuayilianmengbi,qidelianhongbozicu:“zheishashihoule,nimenzenmelianzheigeyeyaoqiang?”

“nijiwofangkai,zheishiwolaogong!”chenyaogenxuxizhengqiangqilai,talianseyichenjiangjirengguoqu。

dagongjiputengzhechibangfeidaoluyingyingtoushang,bei**dejizhuazhetadetoufafengkuangzhuoqilai。

taneiyizhang**dexiaolian,shunjianjiubeidagongjijizhuochulexueyinzi。

“a!jiuminga!”luyingyingjinghuangshisetanzuozaidishang,wuzheliandajiaoqilai。

xuxirenzhexiaoyiyijiaojianggoutifei,shoushangdedahuanggoufenglesidepuxiangluyingyingkuangfei。

yikouyaozhutadetuirangluyingyingcanjiaolianlian,miaoguihuapushangqusisibaozhufafengdegou。

“aiya,gaisidegoufengle,bieyaole!”

yipangbinkemenlenglebanshang,ganjinshanglaizhuajiniangouchangmianyipianhunluan。

“wuwuwu!”tingtangneiluyingyingbiaoqingniuqukushengciqibifu。

xuxihechenyaolengyanzhanzaipangbiankanzhe,jiehunxianchangjifeigoutiao。

shenmewanyinger,xianggenrangtamengenjigoubaitang?jiemeiwoshenmedouchijiushibuchikui。