第1章

“gongxiliangweisuzhu,chenggongbangdingshoushishengzixitong!”

tangzaixuebozhongdexiezhiyanyusongyixuetingjianzheishengyin,shouzhihurandongledong,shengzixitongshengyinzaicizainaohaixiangqi:

“jiexialairangwojiandanweiliangweisuzhujieshaoshengzixitongzhuyaozuoyong。”

“yushoushixiongxingwanchengjiaopei、huaiyun、shengxiahaizi,doukededaodaliangjifenzuoweijiangli,jifenkezaishangchangduihuannimensuoxuderenhedongxi。”

“liangweisuzhugongtongwanchengshengxiayibaigehaizirenwu,kehuodelikaishoushijihui。”

“xianyingnimenchudaoshoushi,wojiangsongnimenliangyifenxinrendalibao,liangpingjiumingyaoshuiyuliangpingbianmeiyaoshui。”

“闭嘴!吵死了!”

xiezhiyanmengdezhengkaiyanjing,shengzixitongshengyinyezainaohaizhongxiaoshibujian。

“laozuzhang,nikankanzheiducidetaidu,nizaibuchengzhiyixiataheaimili,weilaitamenshuobuzhunhuigengjiabianbenjialinvedaixiongxing!”

xiezhiyanwenshengwangqu,zhijianwuyangyangyiqunchuanzheshoupidenanrennvrenweizaitadeshenbian。

nanrenquanshishuaige,dannvrenquanshi……choubaguai。

taganggangbushizhengzaiyibianheguimihejiu,yibiantucaolvchatongshixiedexiaoshuoma?

zenmehezhehezhejiudaolezheili?zheishenmeguidifang?

“xiaozhizhi,nishibushiyouyongnide36dzawotoule?wotouhaoteng!”

shuxideshengyinrangxiezhiyanmengdebieguotoukanxiangyipangchuanzheshoupi,manlianshixuedenvren。

这声音是……

“依依?”

songyixuezaixiezhiyanjiaohanzijineiyike,huanhuanzuoqileshen,zaikanjianxiezhiyanneizhangzangderenshengongfendelianshi,ta**yisheng:

“xiaozhizhi,wozheishihetaiduojiudaozhijiujingzhongdulema?wozenmeganjuenixianzaizangdeyoudianguofen?”

lianshangshenshangquanshiwuni,shenshangshoupiningjiechengkuai,zixiyiwentashenshanghaiyouyiguweier,yebuzhidaoduojiumeixizaole。

taxingganwumeihaiyongyou36daddexiaozhizhi,zenmebianchengqigaile?

zaitaitouwangshangkan,yiqunnanrennvrenjitidingzhetahexiezhiyan,zixiyikan,neiqunnanrenhaizhangleweiba:“a!xiaozhizhi,youyaoguai!”

songyixueshunjianheyun,xiezhiyanhaimeilaidejichakansongyixuedeqingkuang,jiukanzheweishoudelaozuzhangzhanchulaifenfu:

“maruiya,aimili,nimenlvcisanfancanhaixiongxingzhisi,xianzaihaidaozhiwohuzuzuzhangshenshouzhongshang,nianzaitamenshizhenguicixingfenshang,raoqixingming,quganchuhuzu,zhaogaozhenggesenlin,congciyihoubudeyuhuzujiaopei!yijitajinhuzuyibu!”

laozuzhangdehua,lingxiezhiyanrutongbeidianjizhongyiban,zheijuqingzenmehelvchatongshixiedeneiben“shoushitianchong”yimoyiyang?

maruiyaheaimilishitayuguimisongyixuedeyingwenming,tamenliangshilvchatongshibixiachulemingdeducixing。

gezhongchoulatazangyejiusuanle,haixihuanoudanvedaixiongxing,zuiyanzhongdejiushijianghuzugangjiweidexiaozuzhangdadeyaosibuhuo,congneiyihoutamenducishenfenbianbuzhenggesenlin。

xiongxingduitamenbizhibuji,cixingduitamengezhongnveda,zuihouzaibeihuzuquganliulangdetuzhong,beinvzhuderenhuohuodasi,pushihuangye。

xiezhiyanguangshixiangxiangtaheguimizaishuzhongbeicandejieju,jiujuedehaipa,zaizuzhangzhunbeilikaineiyike,tachushengjiaohanzhuleta:

“laozuzhang!woheaimilizhidaocuole,weilemibuguocuo,woyuanyitixiaozuzhangzhishang。”

tameichuanjinlaizhiqian,shiyiyuanchulemingdewaikeyisheng,zhidianshangbuzaihuaxia。

laozuzhangyiting,weiyandeshenshiyiyanxiezhiyan:“shouyidouzhibuhaodeshang,nizheigeducizenmekenenghuizhi?”

xiezhiyandanaokuaisuzhuandong:“woyiqiangensenlinqitashouyixueguoyidianyishu,laozuzhang,nirangwozhiba!ruguozhibuhaoxiaozuzhang,woziyuandaizheaimiliyiqiyisixiezui!”

gangxingguolaidesongyixue:“……”??

xiaozhizhikezhenshitaqinguimia!

死也要带上她一起。

laozuzhangxiangqizijierzideqingkuang,tayouyuliangjiu,caitongyile:“hao,wojiujiniyicimibudejihui,santianzhineizhihaowoerzi,wofangguoniheaimili,ruozuobudao,niheaimiliyisixiezui!”

laozuzhangzheijuedingyichu,aimuxiaozuzhangdecixingfenfenkaishi**qilai:

“laozuzhang,aimilihemaruiyakeshiwomenhuzuchulemingdeduci,tamenliangyijingdasishijigexiongxingle!nixianzaijixubaxiaozuzhangjiaojitamenzhi,xiaozuzhanghuizhijiesidiaode!”

“laozuzhang,sansia。”

laozuzhangruohaiyouqitadebanfa,yebuzhiyujiangzijierzijiaojimaruiyaheaimilizhi。

tabiaoqingningzhongdeshuodao:“goule,woyijingjuedingle,nimenbuyongzaishuole。”

laozuzhanglikaihou,weizaixiezhiyanhesongyixueshenpangdecixingxiongxingyefenfensankaile。

songyixuexingguolaihou,yijingjianjianmingbaizijihexiezhiyanxianzaishenchuzaishenmedifangle:

“xiaozhizhi,womenliangshibushiyiqichuanjin**xiedexiaoshuolile?”

“对!”

“neiwomenyoushibushibangdingleshenmeshoushishengzixitong?”

tagangganghunmideshihou,tingjianyizhenjixiebandeshengyinzaitadanaoxiangleqilai。

xiezhiyantuchuyikouqihuidadao:“buchuyiwaidehua,shide!”

“neitashuosonglewomenbianmeihejiumingyaoshuizaina?”

shengzixitong:“suzhu,wocunzaiyunidedanao,zhiyaonibishangyanjing,jiunengjinrushangchanglingquxinrendalibao。”

songyixueyiting,ganjinchangshiqilai,kanjiannaohaizhongzhendeyoudalibaokeyilingqu,talvxianlingqubianmeiyaoshui。

songyixuenachuzaixiezhiyanzhushixiayikouqiheguang,zhijiantayuanbenchouloubukandelian,shunjianbiandejingzhiqilai。

buguotalianzangzangde,tademeimaomeiyouwanquanbeixianluchulai,songyixuepenglepengzijidelian,gaoxingdewendao:“xiaozhizhi,wobianpiaolianglema?”

“nixianzaipiaoliangdejiugenxiaoxiannvyiyang!”

songyixuetingjianxiezhiyanzheiyangshuo,gaoxingdecuicutayeganjinhebianmeiyaoshui,xiezhiyannachulaihewan,tadeshentiyuliantongshifashenggaibian。

songyixuedingzhexiezhiyandexiongshuodao:“xiaozhizhi,nide36dheniqingchengxiaolianhuilaile!buguonilianshanghaozang,buzixikanwodoufaxianbulenibianmeile,yihuierjiuwananuo,womenyiqiquxizaoba?”

“xizaokeyi,danxilianbuxing!”

songyixuebujiedewen:“weishenme?”

haoburongyibianmei,budequzheiqunchoubaguaicixingmianqianxuanyaoyifanma?