geweihuiderenzouhou,liucuihualazhelinyandeshou,yilianxinteng,“haizi,zheimeduonianlai,shiwomenyanxiale,rangnishouleshijiniandezui。
yihouniruoshiyoushenmexuyaode,zhijielaizhaoniangniang,niangniangnengbangdeyidingbangni!”
zheihua,bianshangdejiefanglinjuyebuduandifuhe,tamenshizaimeixiangdaozheihaizijuranshoulezheimedadeweiqu。
linyanguaiqiaodediandiantou,“xiexieniangniangshenshenmen,buguozheishibuguainimen,shitamendecuo。”
tadeguaiqiaogengjiarangzheixiejiefangmenkuijiu,lianliankuazantadongshiguaiqiao。
linqianqiankanzhebeidajiahehudelinyan,yikouyinyadoukuaiyaosuile。
“geweiniangniangshenshenmen,nimenqianwanbuyaobeitajiqipianle,tadezhenshimianmugenbenbushizheiyangde,nimenkanwomenshenshangdeshang,doushitadade!
tagenbenmeiyoubiaomianshangneimeguaiqiao,nimenbuyaobeitapianleya!”
taxiesidilideshengyinzhongyujiangdajiademuguangyinleguolai,kanzhetamoudishenchudejihen,jishitayinzangqilaile,kezheiqunrenchideyanbitachidemidouduo,nanengkanbuchukanlaitadebaxi?
“bizuibanigejian、shengzi,bieyiweiwomenbuzhidaonixinlidexiaojiliang,xianzaimeishoushini,neishiyinweishiqinghaimeiyouchamingbai,dengshiqingchamingbaile,niyiweininengtaodediao?”
shuozheihuadeshiyizhihetabuduifudexuchunxia,tayizhidoutaoyanlinqianqianjiaorouzaozuodemoyang,haoxiangquanshijiedoudeweizhetazhuanside。
有病嘛这不是!
“ni!”linqianqianqijibaihuai,danyoukongjudaolejidian,tashizhidaozijishenshide,jiushiyinweizheiyangcaigengpa!
“nishenmeni!hailianshangdebazhangshirenlinyandade,niyebukankannineizhuoliedeyanji,sheishanrenbazhangdamuzhishouyinshichaoxiade?
nidoudangdajiagenniyiyangshizhunaozishima?”
zheihuaranglinqianqianlianseqingyizhenbaiyizhen,zhiqiantajiushizheiyangyuanwanglinyande,babajishixinzhiduming,danconglaimeiyouchaichuanguota,suoyitayemeizhuyiguozheiwenti。
大意了!
“he!meihuashuoleba?”xuchunxiachaofengdepieletayiyan,xiangshizaikanshenmezangdongxiyiyang,tashangqianlazhulinyandeshou,“meimei,nibiepa,yihoujiejiezhaozheni,ruoshizheilianggerenganzaiqifuni,woyidingyaorangtamenhaokan!”
xuchunxiashiliucuihuadeguinv,bilinyandayisui,xingzishuanglangdafang,duiyukanbushangderengengshizhongbangchuji,yidianyebuhuiliuqingmian。
kanzheihaizishuohua,linyanhaishitingxihuande,lazhutadeshou,butingdikaiyou,mianshangquehaishiyifuhaixiudemoyang。
xuchunxiameitouqingtiao,zheishijiukaishangyoule?
tazhiqianjianguolinyande,bingbushixianzaizheifumoyang,tazheiyangzishishuyouxiefanchang,kanlaihaidezaishishi?
xianzaixianjiejueyanxiadeshiqing!
liucuihuakanzhelinqianqianjiedierren,lianshangdexianehaobuzheyan,“nimendefumuyijingbeidaizoule,ruonimenhaishizhimibuwu,xiachangnimenzijixiangxiang!”
shuozhekanxiangzijiaguinvhelinyan,“yanyatou,niangniangjiang**xinjilegeweihui,nibuyaoyuanniangniang。”
neibijingshirenjiamuqindeyiwu,zheihuierxiangxiangdangshiyouxiechongdongle,dangshizhixiangzheganjinshangjiao,chachuyouyongxinxi,jizheihaizihaiyoulinabaochou,yinggaiwenyixiahaizideyijiande。
linyanyaoyaotou,“liuniangniang,wozhidaoninshihaoyi,wobuyuannin,xiangfan,woyinggaiganxieninde!”
liucuihuaxinweidexiaole,zhuantouyoudanyoudekanzhetadeetou,“nitoushangdeshang,niangniangdainiquweishengsuobaozhayixiaba。”
xuejiganle,kanzhetingshenrende。
linyanyaoyaotou,“buyong,yihuierwozijibaozhayixiajiuxingle,doushixiaoshang,buaishide,zheimeduonian,shouguobizheiyanzhongdeshangduole,woxinliyoushude。”
tingdaozheihua,liucuihuayoushiyizhenxinteng,haixiangzaishuoshenme,jiubeixuchunxiadaduanle。
“ma,fangxinba,zheiliyouwoni,yihuierwojiyanmeimeibaozhayixia,ninbuyongdanxin。”
liucuihuatanlekouqi,kanxiangzijiaguinv,“neixing,chunxia,nizaizheipeipeiyanyatou,dengzhongwudeshihoudaitaquzanjiachifan!”
“haolei,baozhengwanchengrenwu!”
kanzheyoubianchengmeixinmeifeishalehedeguinv,liucuihuaxiaole,guinvzheishizhongyuzouchuyinmaile。
suoyourendouzoule,yuanzilizhishengxiaxuchunxialinyanhelinqianqianjiedi,linyanzoushangqianjiangdamenguanhao,xinlixiangdequeshixuchunxiazenmebuzou?tabuzouzijizenmeshoushilinqianqiantamen?
zanshitakebuxiangbengrenshe,rouruoxiaobailianderensheketaihaoyongle,zijidoubuyongdongshou!
“奇变偶不变!”
zhengzaisikaodelinyantingdaozheijuhua,mengdetaiqitoukanxiangshuohuadexuchunxia。
zaikandaotameitouqingtiaodefanyingshi,xinlikuaisudezaihexitongduihua。
“baobao,baobao,duimianyeshigechuanyuezhema?haorenhaishihuairen?”
xitongjianceleyixiaxuchunxia,naishengnaiqidehuida。
【suzhu,zanshijiancebuchulaishifoushichuanyuezhe,dankeyikendingdeshi,taduinimeiyoueyi。】
tingdaozheihua,linyanxinlikuaisusisuoshifoubaolushenfen,xuchunxiayoushuohuale。
“wajuejishunajiaqiang?”
kanzhetamoulidexiao,linyanzhidaozijikendingshibaolule,zheihuierzaiyanshijiumeishenmeyisile。
“zhongguoshandongzhaolanxiang!”
hualuo,xuchunxiademouguangzhouliang,“guoran,wojiuzhidaonishi!”
linqianqianhelinqiangkanzheliangrenxiangdayamiyiyangdeshuohua,haishishuozhetamentingbudongdehua,momingganjueyouxieguiyi。
ganshoudaotamendemuguang,linyanqingchezuijiao,luchuyimopixiao,“jiemei,daihuierzanmenzaixujiu,woxianjiejueyixiewenti。”
xuchunxiashunzhetademuguangkanxianglinqianqianliangren,zhangzuidao:“yongbangmangbu?”
“buyong,shoushitamenjianzhishixiaoyisi,nijiubangwoshouhaomen,bierangtamenyoujihuichuqujiuxing。”
“hao!neiwojiukankanjiemeideshili。”
xuchunxiaxiangzunmenshenyiyangshouzhedamen,shuangshoujiaocha,yifukanrenaodeshenqing。
linqianqianhelinqiangliangrenganjuedaoyizhenkongju,fenfenwanghousesuo,“ni,niyaoganshenme?wogaosuni,nibuyaoluanlai,womenkeyigaoniguyishanghaide。”
“哦?是吗?”
linqianqianjimangdiantou,“dui,danzhiyaonibushanghaiwomen,zhiqiandeshiwomenkeyibujijiao。”
jingguoganggang,tayesuanchedirenshidaolelinyandeshili,yijiasikoubeitazhuizheda,xianzaijiushengtamenliangge,jiudeaisirenfenerdezou。
zheibushiyaotademingdema?
linyanqixiaole,“kezhenyouyisi,nihaibujijiao?nishiyouduodadelian?
haoba,nibujijiao,danbudaibiaogunainaiwobujijiao,gunainaiwobeinimennvedaileneimeduonian,bulianbendailideshouhuilai,zenmeduideqinimenduiwode‘houai’!”
shuozhebuzhidaocongnanachuleyigenshilimizhangdezhen,dayueyoushigentoufasineimecu,zaiyangguangdeyingzhaoxia,shanzhehanguang,rangrenbuhanerli。
“niyaoganshenme?nibuyaoguolai。”
linyanxiaodexianggeemo,“haiyaoganxierongmamadeenci,xiangchuleyigezheimehaodezhemorendebanfa,heiheihei!jintianyerangnimenchangchanghaizhugegededaiyu。”
liangrenhedebuqing,genbenmeitingqinglinyanshuodeshishenme,zhishiyiweidexianghouduo,linqianghaixiangyaofankang,kehouyaodetengtongquerangtalibucongxin。