第1章

“jiuminga,lairena,jiuminga,womenjiaanantouhele!”

“tianpusaa,womenjiazheishizaoleshenmeniea,lairena,ganjinlairena,ganjinlairenjiuminga——”

“xiaowei,xiaoweinixiaoxina,anan,xiaowei——laotianyea,nizheishiyaojuelewomenhejiaa——”

yizhenzhenkutianqiangdideshengyinyongruleermozhong,ranghexiaoweinaodaiyizhenzhendetoutongyulie。

yigugubingliangdeheshuiyanmeizheta,rangtawufahuxi。

hexiaoweishuangmoudoukanbuqingle,yikaozhebennengbalalejixia,zheicaifeijingdijianghuaizhongbaozhederenyibabaodaoleanshang。

tahunshenfaruanwuli,tanruanzaidishang,bingqiekekedituchuleliangkoushui,zhongyudakoudakoudihuxileqilai。

jinjiezhe,yixieguangguailulidehuamianyemanmandizaitanaohailitouzoumaguanhuadifangyingleqilai。

xiangbudaochuanyuezheimeshimaodeshiqing,juranyefashengzaitadeshenshangle。

yuanzhugentatongmingtongxing,yejiaohexiaowei,shigexinxiangunreladexiaoguafu。

meicuo,anzhaoyuanzhudejiyi,taganggangjiadaobaiyuncundehejiabudaoyigeyue,tazhangfuningjinchengyinweigongganchucha,sijipilaojiashi,zuihouchongjinledajianglitou,zhaolezhengzhengshitian,huobujianrensibujianshi。

hejiajiatingbenlaijiubijiaokunnan,yinweigongdietuijiaobulisuo,ganbulezhonghuo,liangkouzishishengchijianyongjiangningjinchenggongchugedaxuede,yankanzhegangbiye,youqulexifu,rizimashangjiuyaohaoqilaile,sheixiangdaofeilaihenghuo,chulezheidangzishi,liangkouziyanjingjihudouyaokuxiale。

zheihaibusuanle,tingshuoningjinchengchushile,zheiqiangdaozhongrentui,xiaoguzibenlaigencunlitoudechenjiadinglehunyuede,neihaishichenjiazhudonglaishuodeqinshi,jintianyidazao,chenjiajuranjiuyaolaituihunle。

xiaoguziningananyishixiangbukai,zhijietoulehe,jianglaoliangkouhedehunfeiposande,zuihouhaishihexiaoweitiaolexiaqu,neiyuanzhuyagenjiubuhuishui,zaihelitouyandeyunjueguoqule,tajiuchuanguolaile,zheicaifeijingjiangningananlaoshanganlai。

“xiaowei,nimeishiba?ganjinbatoufacaca,anan,ananzenmeyang?anannixingxinga,nibiehenianga——”

ningmunalaileganmaojinjihexiaoweicazheshiluludetoufa,youkutianqiangdiqilai。

hexiaoweicaganlelianshangdeshui,zheicainilepangbiandexiaoguziyiyan。

这——

zheixiaoguziningananbujinmingzigenzijishangbeizidehaoguimiyimoyiyang,zhangdeyeshiyimoyiyang!

erqietahuichuanguolai,jiushiyinweigenningananyiqizuofeijilvyou,feijishishile!

ningananjiuzuozaizijipangbian,tahuibuhuiyechuanguolaile?

hexiaoweidangjijidongleqilai,yibajiangninganandetoucefang,ranhoujiangtazuilitoudeshuicaoqingliganjingle,youjiyalejixiatadeduzi,rangtajiangshuitulechulai。

ninganankesouleliangsheng,zongsuanshihuanhuanzhengkaishuangmoule,buguohaimeiyouhuiguoshenlai。

jianningananxingguolaile,meiyounaochurenming,neichenjialaiderenyoukaishifangpile。

“ningdasaoa,zheiyebushiwomenchenjiaqirentaishen,luojingxiashia,wobushishuolema,niyaoshibuleyituiqin,keyiranganangaijiajiwomenjiadashaa,zhiyuqiusheng,neikendingshibuchengde。”

“womendangchudingqindeshihoukeshishuohaode,rangnimenjiajinchengbangmang,rangqiushengzaiyaochangtigande,xianzainimenjiajinchengdousile,hainengbangshangshenmemanga,womenqiushenghaodaiyeshiyoutiefanwande,bukenengquananyigechuzhongmeibiyedeguniangba,zheiyebuheshia,nishuoshibushi?”

“womenjiadashajiubuyiyangle,genanandaoshixiangpeide,erqiewomenjiadashaliqikedale,younengganhuo,nimenananyaoshibeituilehun,yezhaobudaoshenmehaorenjiale,zheibuwomenjiadashaxinsichunliang,yebuhuixianqita,nishuoshiba?”

chenjianeidasha,keshigedashazi,sansisuishihoufashaoshaohuaide,kanjianrenliangezhaohudoubuhuida,zhihuishaxiao,erqiechidehaiduo,shigeyibaibashijindedapangzia!

guaibudeninganannenggouqidequtiaohe!

“chenshenzi,nijiwogun,nishibushifeiyaobisiwomenjiaanan!zheiqinshituijiutuile,yaowomenjiaananjiajinimenjiadeshazi,nizuomengquba!nijiwogun,jiwogun!”

ningmujianchendanianghaizaitianbuzhichidituixiaozijiadeshaerzi,qideyanzhuzidoutonghongle,yaoyaqiechidimadao。

“aiyo,nishengqishenme?woshuodenandaobuduima?”

“womenjiaqiushengyouzhengshidegongzuo,youshiyibiaorencaide,nimenjiaananqueshishipanbushangde,wozheibushiyouxingennijieqinjiadema,womenjiadashazenmele?womendashabuquta,tatuileqin,hainengshuoshangshenmehaoqinshi?”

“zheiyangba,womenshidaizhechengyilaide,niyaoshishizaishebudeanan,neiyaoburangnimenjiaxifujiajiwomenjiadashayeshiyiyangde,ruguonidayingdehua,neiqiushengheanandeqinshijiubutuile,zanmenjieliangmenqin,qinshangjiaqin,zheibushigenghaoma?”

“nikannimenjiazheixiaoxifu,zheicaigangjiaguolaiyigeyue,jiushouguale,zheinalishoudezhua,tazaowanyaogaijiade,daoburujiajiwomenjiadasha,zheiyangyilai,woniannideqing,qiushengheanandehunshijiuzhaojiu,nikanruhe?”

neichendaniangjianningananxunsimihuode,erqieningmuyebusongkou,younachulediergejihualai。

raoshihexiaoweiyigelaizihoushideren,doubeizheichendaniangde**jizhenzhule!

hezhe,tabenyibushilaituihunde,shixiangyaomaiyisongyide?

tagangsilelaogong,zheichendaniangjiubazhuyidadaotadetoushangle!

真够不要脸的啊!

“ni,ni——nishizaishi——”ningmubenlaijiushigexinggewenrouderen,zheihuierbeichendaniangqideyijingshuobuchuhualaile,zhihunshenzhandou,yifuqidemashangyaoyunguoqudeyangzi,huxidoubushunchangle。

“niang,woyaozheigexifu,zheigexifuhaokan——”

neichendashayeshigenzhechendaniangguolaide,jianlehexiaowei,jurancoushangqianqu,jiuduizhehexiaoweishaxiao。

“xiaoweia,nitingdaniangdeba,nizheiganggangjiaguolaijiukesilejincheng,nizheimingshengyebuhaotinga,yihousheihaiganqunia。”

“nikan,womenjiadashakexihuannile,nijiajiwomenjiadasha,zheiyangyeshiqinshangjiaqina,womenjiadashazheimezhuang,bupanike。”

chendaniangjianchendashayexihuanhexiaowei,xinlitougengshilekailehua,neizhanglaolianxiaodemanshizhezi,jiaxingxingdikanzhehexiaowei。

hexiaoweikanzheneichendashadingzhezijidoukuaiyaoliuhalaziliu,buyoudeluchuleyimolengxiao。

buguotameiyoudangchangfazuo,fanergoulegoushou,duizhechendashadao:“niguolai,wogennishuojuqiaoqiaohua。”