第二章
fuzhenzhidehuafangzaizhenggeyanhuishangdoushixiangdangzhaliede！
众人目瞪口呆。
我：「？」
linwanerqizhale，xiongkoujulieqifu：「ge，nibiebeizheigehulijingmihunletou。」
wodichuizhemouzi，guaiqiaoyouwenshun，zheizhongchanghewozheizhongxiaotoumingbaochianjingjiukeyile。
zheimeculu，chuanchuquwodemingshengduobuhaoa。
fuzhenzhishengxianzhouranjinbeng，lengbingbingdisaoleyiyanbianshangdebaobiao。
baobiaomenmaliudeshangqian，yuqigongjing：「linxiaojie，qing！」
huasuizheimeshuo，danbiwoxiaotuihaicudegebozhijiebalinwanjiachuqule，zhanzaibianshangdeqianrenxiexuanyiweishenzhangdekanlewoyiyan，yegenzhechuqule。
wobailetayiyan，zhanan，goudongxi！
daxuedeshihoutazhudadejiushigeshenqing，fengyuwuzudejiwosonglezaocan，tushuguanbangmangzhanzuo，louxiadanjitasongmeiguidegaobai......
jieguobiyemeibannianjiuheguimigaozaiyiqile。
dangchuwobenlaiduiyuxiexuanyagenmeiyouyisi，yaobushilinwaneryigejingdezaibianshangkuazanta，shuotaduohaoduohao，woyebuhuidaying。
fuzhenzhiyouyademinleyikouhongjiu，dandandao：「buxukanta？」
wozhazhayan，qingxiaodao：「zenme？chicule？」
benshisuiyidiaokandedeyijuhua，meixiangdaofuzhenzhiquedianlediantou。
我：「？」
fuzhenzhigujiefenmingdedashoulanzhuwodeyao，heibaifenmingdetaohuayanrangrenxintiaojiasu。
「明知故问？嗯？」
taifanguile，zuihouneiqingshengde「ng？」zhijiejizaiwoxinbashang。
woshentibennengdewanghouyang，yanleyankoushui：「zhenzhizhenhuikaiwanxiao。」
fuzhenzhizuijiaoweiqiao，zhuzizhuju：「wangshu，wobushikaiwanxiao。」
tadeshixianyouxiezhuore，wobuzirandeyikaileshixian，qiahaocishiyourenlaizhaofuzhenzhi。
woxiaodewenroutuikaita：「zhenzhi，neiwoxianquchidiandongxi。」
fuzhenzhidandanyixiao，yuqipinghuanwenrou：「quba，womangwanzaizhaoni。」
wozuozaishafadejiaoluochizheshuiguoshala。
gaodingdequnzipiaoshipiaoliang，danbushufuyeshizhenbushufu，wopazijisaibujinqu，jintianjiuchilegepingguo。
「nuo，neigebeizhongrencuyongdejiushifuzhenzhile，qianduodekaiyinxingzhuang。」
「zheilaotianweimianyetaibugongpingleba，tajiazheimeyouqianjiusuanle，haizhangdezheimeshuai？」
bianshangnvshengbeitadouxiaole：「kebushi，renjiachushengjiuzailuoma，buguotazheimeyouxiujushuoyeyougeqiuerbudedebaiyueguang，weiletayizhijieshenzihao。」
tingdaozheili，woxisuannaideshengyindouqingleyixie。
shuqileerduo，tingzhebagua。
fuzhenzhizheimeyouxiudenanrenjuranhaiyouqiuerbudedebaiyueguang？
zheideshishenmeyangdexiannva？
zhanzaibianshangdenvshengmendouzhenjingle，wenchulewodexinsheng：「shenmeyangdenvshengnengjujueta？bieshuotaxianhedejiashile，guangpingtadeneizhanglian，woyinianhuagejiqianwanbaoyangtadouxinga！」
redebianshangnvrendouzhixiao。
woyebeidouxiaole，jiangzhen，taneizhanglianqueshirangrenjingyan，yaoshifangzaiyulequandoushizhaliedecunzai。
「fuzhenzhidebaiyueguangjintianyelaile，jiushiganggangtalouzhedenvren，jiaosushuwang。」
「keke——」chiguachidaozijishenshanglaile，wozhijiebeizijidesuannaijiqiangdaole。
tamentingdaoshengyinqishuashuadekanleguolai，yanshenlishanguozhenjing。
haiyourenyadishengyinkanzhewo：「zheijiushisushuwang，zhangdehaimanpiaoliangde，yuanlaifuzhenzhixihuanzheizhonglengyanxing。」
我：「？」
jiemei，wohaizaizheilini！
fuzhenzhidebaiyueguangshiwo？kewohaoxiangmeihetayoushenmejiaojiba？