第二章算计的婆婆
woyiqianzenmemeifaxiangujinandemazhanglezheimeyizhangjiansuankebodelianni？
zhiqianyinweigujinanfuqindeguanxi，womeishaotaohaogumu。
fengnianguojiemaideliwu，wobamayoude，tayehuiyouyifen。
laiwomenzheigexiaofangzikanwanggujinanshi，woyehuiqinkuaidejitazuohaofansihoudetashushufufude。
quemeixiangdaotaxinlishizheimexiangwode。
meidengwochushengfanbo，liwuneidegujinanjiukaishihaojiaoshangle：“youtemeshule！kao！”
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tajincuzhemeitouyuanshengzaidaodechulai，jiukanjianzhanzaimenbiandewohegumu。
gujinanerhuabushuo，shangqianlakailewohegumudejuliyilianjiebeichongshuowo：“niganshenme？shibushiqifuwomale？”
jiantarucifangzhewo，woweilituranganjuedaoleyizhenfanwei。
zhenshiliangxindouweilegoule。
wozhushizhetamouzi，yiziyidundeshuodao：“womenyijingfenshoule，nimenwuquanganshewodexingdong。”
hualuo，wojiuyaobawoxinglixiangqianghuilai。
danshigumuqueyibajiangtatuidaolelimian，chaozhezijideerzijiushiyidundekusu：“nichouchouta，yaobushitadangchujiudebujishi，nibayebuhuisi！”
“kantaneiyangzigujizaiwaimianyourenle！buyaonile！”
“buguozouzhiqian，nidebaqianwomendeneiyitiaominghaile！”
woqixiaole：“ayi，qinianlehaibugouma？”
gumushouhuimoxuyoudeyanlei，gaiweibiandimoshi：“bugou，nizheizenmenenggou！genghekuangwomenjiaduinibuhaoma？nixianzainongzheiyichuganma，lijiachuzou！”
“nixianzaixuanzelikaigujinan，neinixiabanbeizihaiyouzheluo？”
“lilenanren，nvrenzenmenenghuoxiaqu？”
gujinanjianwozheiyang，haiyiweiwoshizaiyinweiganggangdeshiqingnaopiqi。
tashuo：“nibiejiaoqingxingma？zanliangdoushikuaiyaojiehunderenle，zenmehaigenxiaohaiziyiyangbudongshi，kuaiqubadisaole，wojiudangzheijianshimeifashengguo。”
wodeyanshenzhujianbinglengxialai，zaitamencuoedemuguangxia，zhuanshenlikailewuzi。
xinglixiangwobuyaole，limiandedongxiyebuyao，baokuoren。
wocongneilikaihou，jiujingzhiquleyiyuan。
jiranhunjiebucheng，neihaiziyebunengyao，henkuaiwojiupaishanglehao。
wozuowanshoushuzhihou，zaiyiyuantangleyiwanshang，diertianyizaojiuhuilejia。
qiaoxiangjiamenneiyike，wangzhekaimenhouguanqiekanzhewodefumu，wobujinhongleyankuang，daodihaishikulechulai。
kuleyishangwu，yanjingdouzhongledeshihou，wocaigentamenjiangqingchushiqingdejingguo。
“jiranbuxiangjie，neijiubujiele，zuoyouwoyekanbushangneixiaozi，yaobushiyinweineijianshi，wodoubudaitongyide。”
yuanbenzaiwomianqiansihaomeishuoyijugujinanbuhaodemuqin，zhongyurenbuzhudemalechusheng。
fuqinzezuozaishafashangminleyikouchashui，pingjingdeshuodao：“zaojiuburangnijia，nifeiyaojia，jialiyoubushiyangbuqinizheigeren。”
ranhouwoyoubuzhengqideluolelei，jiangzijihuaiyundeshiqing，ganggangyoudaletaideshiqingshuole。
tamentinghoutanxiyisheng，wanshangjiwozuolewoaichidetangcupaigu。
wobendasuanzaijialihuanyihuanshen，quemeixiangdaogujinandiertianjiuqiaoxianglewojiadefangmen。