第1章
找个乞丐做夫君
shengjingshixiweideguodou,jingjifanhua,maoyiwanglaishifenrenao。zhishijinrizheiqingxing……shizaiyouxieguaiyia!
shenyankanzhezhiyoulingxingjigexingrendejiedao,renbuzhuhuaiyizijishibushizoucuodifangle。
“gongzi,zanmenshibushizoucuodifangle?”zhangqingkanzheshouzhongdeyutu,zixiquerenlehaojibianluxian,zuizhongkendingdishuodao:“meicuoya,zheijiushishengjing,ninkanneibiandegongdian,yinggaijiushixiweidehuanggongmeicuo!”
shenyanlalegecongcongerguodenanzi,zhengyaowengeqingchu,jiutingneinanziwuzheliandahandao:“xiaorensuiranshilingdanshen,danshishenyouanji、bunengrendao……qiujunzhuraowoyitiaogouming!”
“ninengbunengrendaoguanwopishi!”shenyanxianqijiangnanzirengjizhangqing,wendao:“zheilifashengshenmeshile?zenmejieshangdoumeijigerenying?”
“nibushiguiningjunzhupailaizhuazhuangdingderen?”neinanzisongleyikouqi,daikanqingchushenyandexiangmaoshi,youturanjinzhangqilai,huangmangquandao:“jinrineifujiadejunzhupaoxiuqiuzhaoqin,nizheibanhaoxiangmao,haibukuaikuaiduoqilai!xiaoxinbeiqianglezuofuxu,daoshihoukeyounikude!”
“zhaoqineryi,youzheimekuazhang?”shenyanbuxiedipiezui,“neifujiadejunzhuhaishigeyaomoguiguaibucheng?”
“bushiyaomoguiguai,queshihubaocailang!”nanziyilianjingkong,“nishicongwaidilaideba?jingliantademinghaodoumeitingguo?guiningjunzhu,maoruowuyan,biaohanruhu,xiongerulang……zongzhi,shengjingchengmeiyourenheshilingnanziyuanyiqutaweiqi!
“jinritazaichengdongpaoxiuqiuzhaoqin,jushuozhiyaofuhejibentiaojian,bujushenmejiashi、xiangmao,zhiyaoganjieletadexiuqiu,tajiujia!”
shenyankanleyanqianmanlianmazidenanziyiyan,haoqidao:“jibentiaojianshishenme?”
“danshen、shiling、nande、huode……”
shenyan:“zheiyaoqiu……haitingshizai!”
“jiushitaishizaile,suoyishengjingchenglideshilingnanzidouhededuoqilaile!”nanziyadishengyin,“woquangongziyiju,chenxianzaiganjinpaoba,nizheibanxiangmao,yaoshibeineiguiningjunzhukanjianle,gujiqiangyedeqianghuiqudangfuxu!”
“woyoubuquqiangxiuqiu,neixiuqiuzongbuhuisongdaowohuaililaiba?”shenyanxiaoxiao,buyiweiyidizoukaile。
neinanzikanzheshenyankexidiyaoyaotou,limayongyixiuzhezheliantaole。
“gongzi,ninzhenbupabeirenzhuahuiqudangfuxua?”zhangqingxiaodeyilianbagua,“ninkan,zaizhangandeshihou,neixieguinvkuzhehanzheqiuzheyaojiajini,daolexiwei,suiranmeirenzhidaonideshenfen,danshinizheimoyang,jiusuandanggexiaobailianyangzheyechuochuoyouyu……”
“kaca!”shenyanshouzhifachuyidaoxiangsheng,zhangqinglimatiaojianfanshedituihouliangbu,peixiaodao:“shuxiajiushikaigewanxiao,kaigewanxiao!gongzininershinianqianhaimeibeifurenhuaishangdeshihoujiudingxiaqinshile,dangranbuhuiqudangchiruanfandexiaobailianle!”
“nizenmezhidaozheijianshide?”shenyanzhoumei,wendao:“womuqinchenwobuzaijiadeshihoudouganlexieshenme?”
zhangqingsuolesuobozi,youtuihouleliangbu。“furenzhishibangnizhanlewushudetaohuaeryi……”
“shuowopiqibuhaoxinggecha、haishitongfangxiaoqieyiluokuang?rujinyoujialeyitiaowozaoyidingqin,shime?”
zhangqingyaotou,shuodao:“qunianyinian,furenzhiyongleyigeliyou,shuogongziyijingbeisongjibierendangshangmennvxule。”
“wodieni,yeyouzhetahunao?”
“laoyebushiyizhidouyouzhe……shuxiashishuo,laoyeshuotatingfurende。”
“hehe。”shenyanlengxiao,“jiusuanshizheiyang,tayexiuxiangbiwojiufan。”
“keshigongzi,niruoshibutingfurende,furendeshouduannishizhidaode……”zhangqingyilianjingkong,“daoshihou,wokendinghuizhanfurenneibiande!”
“meiguqi!wojiubuting,tanengnaiwohe?”
“furenshuo,tadasuanjiangnicongxiaodaodadeshixiechengyibenmiwenlu,zaizhanganchengligongkaichushou!”zhangqingshuowan,yourenzhenbuchongdao:“baokuonisansuiniaochuangdeshi!”
shenyanyaoya:“suantahen!”
zhangqingyilianxingzailehuo,guyishuodao:“gongzi,ninyidingbuhuixiangxieeshiliditoude,duiba!”
shenyanqingleqingsangzishuodao:“youdaoshi,youqimubiyouqinv,woniangcongqiandeguizhonghaoyoupingyanggongzhucaihuahengyi、jushiwenming,tadenveryinggaiyebuhuicha……”
zhangqingtoutoubiyi,“gongzi,nideguqini?”
“nizheishizaizhiyiwo?”shenyanhuitou,caifaxianzhangqingyijingtuidaolizijihaojizhangyuandedifangle,gougoushouzhi,xiaozheduizhangqingshuodao:“niduoneimeyuanganma?bengongziheshizuoguonvedaixiashudeshi?”
“meiyoumeiyou,gongziduiwomenzuishiwenrouheshan、heaikeqin……”zhangqingpaimapidehuahaimeishuowan,jiubeishenyantuileyiba,ranhouyijiaojiangtatifeilechuqu,zhijiezhuangdaoleyigerenshenshang,zhuangdeneirenqihunbasu,bantiandoumeihuiguoshenlai。
zhangqingyikan,zheirenbujiushigongziyaozhaodelijiahouren?jieshoudaoshenyandeyanshen,zhangqinglimahuiyi,baozhelijiashaoyeqiuraodao:“daye,xiaodebushiguyide,woshangyoulaoxiayouxiao,zhongjianhaiyouponiangshenzibuhao,qiuninraolewo,shunbianshishejigeqianzhishangba!”
shenyanzaiyipangyuanyuandikanzhe,neilijiashaoyemingjiaoliminglei,shitawaizufuliyanqiudejizi。dangniantamuqinliqingluoyinwaizufuxuxianerlijiachuzou,rujinwaizufuguoshi,biantuorenzhaodaozaiwaiduonianweiguidenver,jiangzijidequanbucaichandouliujileta。
shuoqilai,liyanqiusuanshixiweidiyifushang,tachuanglidelishishangxingbianbuzhenggexiwei,rujintajiangzheifencaifujinshujiaojinver,yeshiweilemibuduitadekuiqian。zhishi,dangnianlijiachuzoudenverxinzhongzaoyishihuai,fanermeinengjianshanglaofuqinzuihouyimian,suoyiduizheifencaichankuibuganshou。
cicishenyanlaishengjingweidebianshitimuqinjianyijianzheigeliminglei,ruocirenbingxingliangshan,tabiantimuqinjiangwaizufudecaichanguihai。
bijingmuqinyijingbukenengzaihuiguigutu,erlimingleisuiranbushiwaizufuqinsheng,quezaoyirulelijiadezupu,yejiwaizufusonglezhong,suandeshangshiwaizufudehourenle。
zhengxiangzhe,shenyanbiankanjianneilijiashaoyeyijingpaleqilai,jiekaileyaojiandeqiandai……
shenyanhezhangqingduishiyiyan,yanzhongdoushimanmandexinwei。zhishixiayike,limingleijiujiangqiandailideyinzidoudaozailedishang,dashengshuodao:“sheijiwobazheigebuzhangyandegoudongxizouyidunchuqi,zheixieyinzijiuguisheile!benshaoyedaonaerdoushihengzhezoude,niganzhuangbenshaoye,jiuzuohaoqusidejuewuba!”
benlaianjingdejiedaoturanyongguolaiyiqunren,gengyoushenzhe,shouzhonghainazhejiahuo……tingzheneicanburendudehaojiaosheng,shenyanyaoyaotou,zhuanshenlikaidetongshichaozhangqingdaleshoushi——zaishitayici。
shenyanhuanleyishenpojiudeyishang,zoudaoyitiaopojiudexiangzili,suiyizhuaguoyigexiaoqigai,jitayidingyinzi,maitayigeqishenzhisuo。zhidengzhangqingjianglimingleipianguolai,shishitashifouyouyikerexinzhurendexin。
zhishishenyanmeixiangdaohaiweidenglaineilijiadehouren,quedenglaileyigemeiqingmuxiudeyuanlianyatou。tasuiyipieleyiyan,jiuganjuezheiyatouhaoxiangbutaicongmingdeyangzi。
guoran,neiyuanlianyatouyibianshuzheshuyibianzoudaoleshenyandemianqian,zhizhetakouzhongniandao:“congwaibozishushuqi,diqigeqigai,nande,sizhiqiquan、wuguanzhouzheng、danshen……”
“duile,niquqilema?”
shenyangangyiyaotou,neiyatouzhuazhetabianzou,“jiushinile,xiaojiezhengdengzhenijiumingni!”
yitingxingmingyouguan,shenyanyebuhaojujue,dengbeirenladaopaoxiuqiuzhaoqindexianchang,zaifanhuiyijinglaibujile。
fuguiningbaozhexiuqiucongxiuloushangfeibenxialai,jiaobuqingkuai,qunjiaofeiyang,jiangshouzhongxiuqiuwangshenyanhuailiyisai,deyidiyixiao:“kanba,wojiushuohuiyourenyuanyiquwode!”
shenyankanzhetamianshaxiayinyueluchudezhangyangxiaorong,buzhiweihe,jingduitaqilejifenhaoqidexinsi,zixikanqu,zhijiantaturancoudaotayanqian,zhengzheyishuangqingcherushuidemouzikanzheziji,renzhenwendao:“xiaoqigai,nizuowodefujun,kehao?”
youfengchuilai,mianshaluodi,yingruyanliandebianshiyizhangdaizheminglixiaorongdelian,mingmouhaochi、shuanglangdafang,ruxiarichuyangbancanlanduomu,rangshenyancuoedetongshi,jingbeijingyandaole。
“tatongyile!”fuguininghuitoudahanyisheng,angshoutingxiongdichongxiuloushangdefuqinyijijimuchenshishuodao:“woshuoguo,wofuguiningningweiqigaiqi,buzuolijiafu,nimenhaiyoushenmehuahaoshuo!”
fuxiuqihechenshiduishiyiyan,liansedoushifennankan。
“dengdeng,”shenyanfanyingguolai,bianzhidaozijirelegedamafan,lianmangjiangxiuqiuguihai,“zheiweixiaojie,woxiangniwuhui……”
“wuhuishenme?nibujiushizaojiuduiwoyijianqingxin、zaijianjiufeiwobuqude……neigeqigaime,wotongyile,nidengzhequwoba!”fuguiningyibianjiangxiuqiutuihuishenyanhuaili,yibianchaotajimeinongyan。
shenyanyitouwushui,suishuozheiweiguiningjunzhubingbushichuanshuozhongdemaoruowuyan,danshitayebunengwuyuanwugujiuquletaba!
“nizheirenzenmehuishi!”fuguiningjianzijidefuqinhejimuchenshiyijingcongxiulouxialai,dunshijiuzhejile,“bushishuohaolema?nixiandayingquwo,dengzheijianshilele,nizaiduoqilai……nanbuchengnishixianqianshao?”
shenyanzhidaotawuhuile,zhengyaojieshi,jiujiantacongquxiatoushangdezanzisaijinzijideshouli,“zheishiwoniangliujiwodezuihouyiyangdongxishoushi,yeguinile,nibuxufanhui!”
fuguiningshuowan,bianzhuanshensuifujiarenzoule,zoulejibuyouhuitoukanleshenyanyiyan。neiyanshenzhongdaizheqiqiu,jingxiangshizhuazhulejiumingdaocaoyiban。
shenyanxinzhongyidong,yegubushangceshilimingleile,limarangzhangqingdatingqingchulefufudeqingkuang,ranhoufanqiangjinlefufu。fuguiningdanduzhuzaifufuzuipianpideyigexiaoyuanzili,shenyanhenrongyijiubikailexiarenchuanglejinqu。
gangtuikaichuang,shenyanbianbeirenyingmiansaleyibadaizheliezhixiangweidefenmo,juliedikesouleqilai。taxunsutiaolexialai,shanshenjinwu,zhuaqizhuoshangdechashuijiuwanglianshangdaoqu,dailianshangdeliezhixiangfenbeichonglegeganjing,cairushizhongfudisongleyikouqi。
“nalaidedengtuzi!”fuguiningjuqigunzichaotabeihouzaleguoqu,shenyanceshenduoguo,zhuanshenzhuazhulegunzi。quebuxiangfuguiningrengbusixin,taijiaojiuxiangtamouchugongqu,tazhinengrenglegunzi,jiangtayazhizaiqiangshang。
zhikexi,shenyandiguletadebiaohan,gangyifangsong,jiubeitahenhendiyaozhulejianbang。
fuguiningbenzhedabusitayeyaoyaositadexintaiyizhiyaozhebusongkou,quemeixiangdaoduifangjingranwanquanmeiyoufankang,taweiweiyileng,zhitingduifangxixuedixiaodao:“nizheibanbiaohan,nanguaijiabuchuqu!”
fuguiningyihuoditaitou,zhijianmianqianderenyishanpojiu、toufalingluan,zhishilianbeixiganjinghoujingluchuleyuanbenyingjundexiangmao……tagudeneigexiaoqigaiyouzheimehaokanma?
“re,nidezanzi,haijini!”shenyanjiangzanzifanghuitadeshouli,youbuchongdao:“nideqianjigoule,zanzibuyongjiwole。”
“dangzhen?”fuguiningyouxiebuxiangxindidaliangzheshenyan,faxianzheigeqigaisuiranchuandepopolanlande,danshikanshangququeganjingqingshuang,erqieyuezixikanyuejuedetawuguanchuzhong,jingshiyidengyidehaoxiangmao。“zheizanzikezhibushaoqian,ninaqudangleqibushigenghao?”
“xiaoyatou,nibawodangshenmerenle?”shenyanzaitanaodaishangqiaoleyixia,xiaodao:“jinrinibuxianqiwozheiqigaideshenfen,yebuxianqizheizanzijingguowozheiqigaizhishou,kejianshigezhenxinshiyizhiren,zheizanziwohaijini,nihaohaoshouzheba!”
fuguiningjiantamuguangqingming,shenshangziyouyizhongxiaosabujideqidu,yishijianbuyoudeyouxiefaleng。
turan,yuanziwaichuanlailejiaobusheng,fuguininglimafanyingguolai,jimangjiangshenyantuidaopingfenghou,dingzhudao:“qianwanbiechusheng!”
“daxiaojie,”lairenshichenshidebinvqinglian,suiranhuanfuguiningyisheng“daxiaojie”,lianshangquehaowugongjingzhiyi,“furenrangniqujianta!”
“tayouxiangzuoshenme?”fuguiningshuodao,“woshuoguo,zhiyaoyourenjielewodexiuqiu,jiushuomingwobingfeijiabuchuqu!suoyiwodehunshibuyongtaguan!”
qinglianqingmiediyixiao,“daxiaojie,jielenixiuqiudekeshiyigeqigai!yigechouqigainiyeqiaodeshang,yetaiziganduoluoleba!”
lianggeshenqianglizhuangdepozishangqianlai,kanyangzishiyaoyongqiangle。
“qigaizenmele,qigaiyebinimenzheixieneixinangzangderenqiang!niqugaosuchenshi,wohaijiudadingzhuyile,feijianeiqigaibuke!”
shenyanbeihedeyidou,zijidouchengqigaile,jingranhaiyourenzhuizheyaojiata!pingfenghongrandaodi,shenyanxiaodeyouxieganga,“zheigepingfengshizaitaicuiruolexie……”
fuguiningcishiyoujiyouqi,gancuiyibalazhushenyandeshou,jiangqingliandengrenshuaizaishenhou,kuaibuchaochenshideqingxuegeerqu。yuanbentazhishixiangguyigeqigaituoyanshijian,danshiruochenshijixuxiangbi,taningyuanjiujiageqigaisuanle!
fanzheng,chenshixiuxiangxiangcaokongtadehunshi!
shenyanganjuedaoshoubeitawojin,zhangxinchuanlaiwenrerouruandechugan,rangtayishizhengzhu,jingmeiyouxiangwangchangyurenchupengshineibanpaichi。
takanxiangta,ganghaotayehuiguotoulai,shensuieryoushangdeyanshenfangfoshunjianbuzhuodaoletadexin,liangrensimuxiangdui,taluchuyigecuiruoyoudaizheyisiqipandexiao,zaiciwendao:“wei,xiaoqigai,nikeyuanyizuowodefujun?”