港片:反骨大佬,我掀蒋天生的桌第17章

“yiqianzenmemeizhuyidao?”

山鸡难以置信。

chenhaonandiantou:“suoyi,zheisuwenbinkebuxiangbiaomianshangkanqilaineimejiandan,zanmenyihoudexiaoxindian,bieqingyizhaoreta。”

砰!

shanjiyilianbuman:“zheijiahuo,biwomenxianchumingle。”

hunbangpaideren,sheibuxiangchurentoudi?

erzheisuwenbinbujinshalelingyigebangpaidetoumu,haiquanshenertui,zhenshirangrenjingya。

jiusuanshishanji,xinlisuiranbutaiyukuai,danyebudebufuqi。

shanjixinlijidu,mengdipailexiazhuozishuo:“nange,yaobuwomenyezuojiandashiba!neisuwenbindouchutoule,womenbunengluohou!”

chenhaonandiantou:“woyeyouzheigedasuan!”

datianer、chaopi、baopisanrenyefuhetongyi。

……

几天转眼就过去了,

shisanmeizaiyijiagaodangjiudianyanqingsuwenbinjiweixiongdichifan,bingqinzijingjiuganxie。

jiuzhuoshang,shisanmeibiaoqingyansu,kaikoushuodao,

binge,chengmengguanzhao!zheicidedaenshizainanyiyanbiao!

"woxianjingnishibeijiu,yibiaoganji!"suwenbinyangshoushiyi,gangyaokaikou,jiubeishisanmeishuanglangdidaduan:"yiqiedouzaijiuli!"

shisanmeiyiyangtou,jielianganbei,zhayanjianshibeijiuyijiandi。

"tongkuai!""zhenyounide!""wofunile!"xiangdi、feiji、wuyingfenfenchengzan。

shisanmeicalecazuijiao,jiangkongbeidaokou,shiyidijiuweisheng。

zhuoshangjiweinanshigengjiaqinpei。

zheishi,shisanmeibujingyipiejianpangbiandearunsihuyouxiebuduijing。

tazhuantouyikan,zhijianarunwaizhenaodai,shuangyanzhigougoudidingzhesuwenbin,fangfodiulehunyiban。

shisanmeibenjiushizhongrendejiaodian,qitarenshunzhetademuguangwangqu,faxianarundelianjiafanhong,zhengchimidikanzhesuwenbin。

jiweixiongdidunshiluchuyiweishenzhangqielvexianweisuodexiaorong。

qishisuwenbinzaojiuzhuyidaoarunneihuachibandebiaoqing,dantashenweidangshirenbubianduoshuo,meiliaodaoshisanmeifaxianle。

"wei,shazhanzheganshani?"shisanmeizaiarunmianqianhuilehuishou。

"a?!"arunzhongyuhuiguoshenlai,yishidaodajiadouzaizhushita,dunshimanliantonghong,huangmangjieshi。

"mei,meishenme,wozhishi..."

"hahaha!"dajiazaiyerenbuzhu,xiaochengyituan。

...

dongxingwuya,bukeyishi!

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"xingle,biexiaole。

"suwenbinchushengweiarunjiewei。

arunxiudebatoumaijinxiongkou。

"binge,zheimekuaijiukaishixintengle?"

"zanmenshenmeshihouhanarunsaozia?"

"duia!"

suwenbin:"..."

tazhidaozaibuguanzhu,zheibangxiongdiyouyaojiweilaidezhiziqimingzile。

tawunaiyixiao,zhuanyihuati,juqijiubeixiangshisanmeijingjiu。

ganxienitixing,danwobunengshengchenghuoxiugaibaohancileineirongdewenben。

ruguoniyouqitawentihuozhexuyaobangzhudedifang,wohenleyixiezhu。

dianhua**turanxiangqi,daduanlejirendexianliao。

suwenbinjietinghou,dalaobdeshengyinlikechuanlai:“abin,zuijinxiuxideruhe?”

“还不错。”

“meishidehua,ganjinqudiaochayixiawuya。”

dalaobdingzhu,“biewanglewozhiqianjiaodaideshi。”

“明白!”

苏纹斌应声答道。

shuoshihua,ruobushizheitongdianhua,tachadianbawuyadeshipaodaojiuxiaoyunwaile。

suiji,suwenbinlijicaiquxingdong。

yucitongshi,dongxingwuyadezhihongxingsijiuzhanshendechuanwenhou,xiangxiaodixunwen:“neigesuwenbinzhenyouneimelihai?”

xiaodimangdiantoufuhe:“shide,wuyage,waimiandouzaichuan。”

wuyayihuodizhoumei:“zhanshen?wokebuxin。

随便编的吧!”

jianxiaodiyuyanyouzhi,wuyacuicudao:“zenmele?”

xiaodijinzhangdidixiatou:“mei、meishenme。”

wuyahengleyisheng,jingzhizouxiangtangkou,diguzhe:“buguoshixieyaoyan,dangbudezhen。”

piankehou,tayoubuchongdao:“jibianshushi,youshayong?genzhegefeiwulaoda,zailihaiyeshifeiwu。”

xinliqueanxiang:yaoshihuanzuoziji,nengfouduziduifuxianshi?

xiangdaozheili,wuyayangqixiaba,aoqishizu:“huanwokendingxing!”

suihou,taqingmieyixiao,zhuanshenburutangkou。

wuyayixiangchongmanzixin,jibianjiangchuanwenzhongdejiaosetihuanweiziji,taxiangxinpingjiezishenshiliyenengqingsongyingdui。

banxiaoshihou,jiweixinfuxiashujuqi。

wuyamianwubiaoqingdifawen:“tongluowanneibiandehuowuchuleduoshao?”

yimingshouxialikedadao:“wuyage,yijingchuleyiban。”

“为何如此缓慢?”

wuyazhoumeizhuiwen,“wojileniwutianshijianwanchengrenwu,rujinyiguosiri,niquegaosuwohaishengyibanweichu?nishizenmechulishiqingde?”

wuyaliansezhujianyinchen,lengyandingzhexinfu,ruoduifangwufajichumanyidafu,yidunzemakanlaizaisuonanmian。

shouxialuchuwunaishense,jimangjieshidao:

“wuyage,wotingshuodalaobyijingchajuedaoyourenzaiqishilifanweineifanmaihuowu,bingkaishipairenzhankaidiaocha。”

“suoyiwofanghuanlejindu,jianshaolechuhuoliang,yimianyinqidalaobzhuyi。”

wuyatingbabingbumanyi,chenzhelianhechi:

“feiwu!zheidianxiaoshidoubanbuhao!”

shaozuotingdunhou,taaomandiliaoxiahenhua:

“pashenme!dalaobbuguoshigewunengzhibei!jixuchuhuo,jiadasudu!”

wuyazhongzhongpaizhuo,yuqiqiangying:

“liangtianneiwubiqingkongshengyuhuowu,xinyipihuojijiangyundi!”

xiashumenyilianyihuo,bumingbaiwuyacijuyitu。

疑问迅速得到解答。

乌鸦宣称:

“zicongwozaicidishoumaihuowu,dalaobchichiweiyourenhedongzuo,zhijinbuganduiwoyousuozuowei,kejianqibuguoshituyouxumingdefeiwu,hebizaiyi?”

xiashumendiantoufuhe,renweiwuyayanzhiyouli。

“mingbaila,wuyage!”

"likeanpaixiaqu,liangtianneibixuchuliwansuoyouhuowu!"

"haode!"tingdaozheihua,wuyalianshangluchulemanyideshenqing,jiezheshuodao:"rangdixiaderenzhidao,woyiweitamenchuangzaolezhuanqiandejihui。

yaoshiyourentoulan,jiubieguaiwobujiangqingmian!"

"mingbai!"

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yemudichui,suwenbinlaidaoyexiangrenjiuba,zhunbeizhaodongxingwuyadeshouxiafenzi。

yexiangrenshidalaobjingyingdexiangdangchenggongdejijiajiubazhiyi,suwenbinyejingguodiaochadezhi,zhengyinweishengyixinglong,wuyacaidingshanglezheigedifang。

gangjinmenjiuyoushizheshangqianxunwen:"xianshengjiwei?"

"wozhaodatou!"suwenbinweixiaozhehuida。

shizhebianrenchutadeshenfenhou,daitazouxiangbataideyice。

chuanguorenqun,suwenbinzhongyujiandaofuzeyexiangrenjiubaanbaodedatou。

kandaodatou,yizhongshuxiganyouranersheng。

suwenbinqingchudijide,zheiweidatoucengzaidianyingzhongshiyanyigezhongyaojiaose,yeshidalaobshouxiayinengdawenmingderenwu。

yinci,dalaobjiangjiubaanbaogongzuojiaojileta。

datouzuidadetedianshilaoshibenfen,meiyoutaiduoxinji,zheizhengshihesuwenbinbanshi。

"datouge,yourenzhaoni!"

datouzhuanshenjiukandaolesuwenbin,"aiya,binge!"

datoureqingdijuqishouhesuwenbinjizhang,"bugandang,bugandang……"suwenbinqianxundihuiying。

qishiliangrenyiqianzaiquanguanjianguoyimian,neishidatoushiqujidalaobsongqian,danneishisuwenbinhaiweichuming,liangrenbingweijiaotan。