第1章

系统部分比较无脑。

爽是自然爽。

benwenshijiaobijiaodute,zhazhashishidehun。

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gangpian:haochuwona,guonilaibei

shigeguhuozi,jiujiugeshuaidaodi!

nizhibuzhidangguhuozi,danghundangda,niubijinian,linlaohunxiaqujiushuidajie,zaijietoudongsi。

linshenganjuezijigoushuai,yijuexinglaijiuchuanyuedaoyigegangzongronghedeshijie,chengleyimingguhuozi。

gengshuaideshitahaishiheheyoumingdedongxingwuhuxiashanhuwuyagedexiaodi。

jiwuyadangxiaodi,santianejiudun。

linshenxianggaibianmingyun,tuoliwuya,buxiangdangshuaizi。

jieguoyigecanliedeshishijiaoyuleta。

“dangchunidangzheguanlaoyedemianfashiyaogenwode,xianzaishuobugenjiubugen,nidangdageshishenme?dangguanlaoyeshishenme?”

“lairen,jiwobatajiduole!”

yigeedebuxing,xiangpaoludexiaodizhijierangwuyaji**,linshenlikeximiepaoludexin。

wuyazheijiahuomeirenxingde,zaimeiyouwanquanbawozhiqianlinshenzhinengxianlaoshidangxiaodi,tiwuyabochezhuanqian。

zheiri,youshijiulonghaoyunloutiantai,mingweihaoyunlouqishijiushijiulongchengquyizhonglaoquzhongyidongpolandelaolou。

yemushenshen,zhouzaodenghuotongming,louxiachixiaoye,guangjiedererenaonao,loushangtiantaizelengruhanbing。

linshenheqitasimingxiaodizhanchengyipai,zhanzaitiantaizhongjian,mianqiangongzheyigeguanshengshenkan,erlaodawuyajiuzhanzaishenkanmianqian,guangzhebangzi,senlengdemuguangzaiwurenshenshangsaolaisaoqu,zaitashenbianshiyizhangzhuozi,zhuozishangfangzhejibakandao。

zhouweihaizhanzhebagexiaodi,tamenyongxingzailehuodeyanshenkanzhelinshendengwuren。

linshenjinbengzhelian,xinlizhimaniang。

“cao,wotamazhenshishuaidaojiale,zenmezheimedaomeiyudaozheizhongshi。”

tashenbiandesigexiaodigancuihedesesefadou。

wuyazaisaoleliangbianhouhuanhuankaikou。

“zheicijingchasaochangzi,dagesunshilewushiwan,dagehengongping,zheibizhangnimenyirenshiwan。shiqingjiuzheimesuanle。”

十万块?!

jiwuyazuoxiaodiganhuo,yigeyuedouzhuanbudaowuqiankuai!

shiwankuai,tamenmeigerenbuchibuhezanliangniancaigou。

linshenpangbiandexiaodirenbule,genwuyajulilizheng。

“dage,womenzhishifuzezaidianmenkouboche,kerenlaitingche,womenjiubangmangtingche。dianlifashengdeshiqingzenmenengzhaowomenle?”

wuyazaitamenbochedejiubalimianzangletangwan,jieguobeisaoduzutuxi,yixiazijiusunshilewushiwandehuo。

五十万啊!

wuyayigeyuejingliruncaishilaiwan,nirangsunshiwushiwan,neibushiyaoletadelaoming。

weilewanhuisunshi,wuyajiudingshanglelinshenzheiwugezaijiubamenkoubochedexiaodi,zhunbeibasunshizhuanyidaotamenshenshang。

wuyabeixiaodidingzui,limajiudengyuanyanjing,nushizheta。

“你什么意思?”

“dagedeyisi,niyeganfandui?”

“niyanlihaiyoumeiyouwozheigedage?”

xiaodihuidao:“dage,dianlitangwandeshiqing,womendoubuzhidao,womenzenmefuze。nizheiyangweimiantaiguofenleba。”

过分?!

wuyazuijiaochoudong,lenglengyixiao。

“什么叫过分?”

“worangnimenzheixie**zaimenkouboche,youmeiyougaosunimenjilingdian,zhuyidianlaiwangderen。nimenzheibang**jiuzheimefangjingchajinlai,niganshuonimenmeizeren?”

xiaodi:“duifangshibianyi,womenzenmenengrenchulai。zaishuodagenizailimianmaitangwan,youmeiyoufenqianjiwomen,womenweishenmeyaofuzepeichang?”

zheijuhuakesuanshijiaowuyazhuadaotongjiao。

“钱?”

wuyazhizhedingzuidexiaodi,luchusensenbaiya,guaijiaoqilai。

“e,yuanlaishiqiana,nishiguaidagemeifenqianjini?”

“xiandagejiqianshaoshiba?”