23shiji，zaigaokejimanmanqudairengongdemeihaoniandai，renleizhongyushougouleqianzhejixiegouchumensanbudewuliaoshenghuo，chutaileyixilietigaoshengyulv、zengjiarenkoudezhengce——nianman20，suijifenpei，shuodaozuodao，burangaoefadanjiaodaosi。
henbuxing，qiaoyijiuchajixiaoshijiuman20le，pianpiantashenbianweishubuduodepengyouyaomecaidaqicuzhijindanshen，yaomeyudaolerenzhaxiaoshengniji，qiaoyikebusha，tashentibeibang，zenmezheyenenghuodaobashi，zenmekenengqingyijiuxuanzedangchangqushi。
【ding，gongxiqiaoyinvshi，guojiaweinifenpeidezhangfuyijingzaidengzheninle，qingninzailiangxiaoshineigandaominzhengju，banlilingqushouxu！】
啥！
屁哦！
qiaoyimengle，tajuedezijizhendedangchangqushile。
mingmingtadalehaoduozhangqiantiaocougoulefajin，zenmehaihuijitafazheizhongla！ji！duan！xin！
“铃铃铃”。
zheihuishidianhuale，qiaoyikanleyanlaidianxianshi，shiqinmabaiyudelaidian，yishunjian，xinlijiuyoulegecaice。
“wei，xiaoyia，shoudaoduanxinlemeiyouya，woteyiquminzhengjuwenle，ganggengxinguodeziliaokulimiankedoushihaorenxuan，nigankuaiquminzhengjukankanchouzhongleshei。”
“wohaizaizuotoufa，jiubupeinile，wanshangjidedaihuijiayiqichigefanha。”
gezhewuxianxinhaodounengtingchubaiyudexiyue，qiaoyiyijingfengle，tanalibumingbaizijilaxialiancoudeqianqulenali！
【ding，qingqiaoyinvshijinkuaigandaominzhengju，lingquguojiafenpeidezhangfu。】
shoujipingmushangyoutiaochuyitiaoxinxi，cuicuzhe，redeqiaoyihuoqiyixiazijiushanglaile，henhengaojuqishou，quehenbuxiabashoujishuaile，jialibingbufuyu，zhiyaotashuaileshoushangzheige，jiexiaqujiumeijihuiyongshangshoujile。
yuexiangyueshishengqi，qiaoyiyijingmeilerenhedouzhi，neixiezaijiemeimenmianqianliaoxiadehenhuaxianzaiquandoupaizailetadelianshang，wubideteng。
【叮——】
youshiyishengtishiyinxiangqi，qiaoyifanzaodeguanleji，suishoulanleliangchewangminzhengjuqule。
zheihaishitadiercilaiminzhengju，diyicihaishilaizixunfakuanjine，diercijiuyaolailingqulaogong，luochadadetadoumeiliuyidaozhouweiyiyuxunchangderenao。
denghoudatingrenshanrenhai，meigerendouhenxingfendehefujinderenzaitaolunxieshenme，shenzhigongzuorenyuandoushikezheguazikanrenaodeyangzi，qiaoyizhinengzijizhuanzhuan，zhuanleyiquanyebuzhidaogaiqunali“lingqu”tadelaogong。
“ei，niyeshitingdaoxiaoxiguolaideba~”
“啊？？？”
“jiushilutingchenya，jintianxitonggangchujieguoquanguodemeitidouzhale，niguolaideshihoumeikandaowaimianquanshikangzhezhangqiangdapaodejizhedunzhema，doushixiangzhidaosheizheimexingyun。”
……
lutingchen？qiaoyiyerenbuzhuhaoqi，bijingduliubangguazhedesuirandoushixie“liupai”dedanshen“gou”nanren，danshilutingchenkeshipaizaifuhaobangqianshidenanren，yaobushiminzhengjuchulezheigewanedexitong，lutingchenjueduishiquanshijienvrenzuixiangshuidenanren。
kexi，lutingchenzaihao，genzijiyemeishaguanxi，qiaoyijiupaxitongjitafenpeigewaigualiezao，yaoshigezhazha，tahuikongzhibuzhuzijicaoqicaidao，baneigerensuichengzhendezhazhade。
“ninshiqiaoyinvshiba，kuaigenwolai！”
zhongyuyougegongzuorenyuanfaxianzijile，qiaoyizheicaiconggangcaineiyizhenzhendecaozazhongtuoshenchulai，beisailemannaozide“lutingchen”rangtadouchanshenghuanjuele。
“qiaoyinvshi，ninmeiyoutingcuo，womenfanfuquerenguode，xitongtiaoxuanchulaidezhangfurenxuanqueshishilutingchenxiansheng。”
“哦……啊！！！”
qiaoyizhongyufanyingguolai，ganggangbushitatingcuole，danshi，neigerenkeshilutingchena，tayoudianbuganxiangxin。
“luxianshengxianzaibufangbianguolai，womenhuianpairenyuanjiangninsongdaoluzhaibanlilingqushouxu，ninbuyongdanxin。”
erbianwengwengwengdexiangzhe，qiaoyichedimengle，ta！qiaoyi！guojiajingranbalutingchenfenpeijitadanglaogongle！
guaiguaiei，youdiantaicijileba。