第1章

yiyezhijiancongtiantangdieluodaodiyushenmeganjue?

lailailai,shenrangaosuni。

qianyitianzuoweiniumadagongrendeta,suiyizoujinyijiacaipiaodian,maileyibaikuaidecaipiao。

jieguodangwancaipiaokaijiang,tajingranzhongleshigeyi!

shenranxingfendeyiyemeiyoushuijue。

diertianyidazaozhijieqiaoban,qushengcaipiaozhongxinduijiang。

jieguojiuzaibanlushang,beiyikuaicongtianerjiangdezhuantoujizasile。

daoledifu,jieyingtadegouhunshizhexiaobaiyiliankuijiugaosuta,tagoucuohunle。

shenran:“shenme?nigoucuohunle?ganjinbawosonghuiqu,woyaoqulingjiang!”

xiaobai:“songbuhuiqule,nidenaodaidoubeizasuile,naojiangbengleyidi,meifazhi。”

“neizenmeban,woshigeyihaimeilingni,nizhibuzhidaoshigeyishishenmegainian?”

“shigeyikeyimaiwomengmeiyiqiudehaijingbieshu,haikeyimaiyiliangwozuixiangyaodefalali812,gengbieshuoyifubaobaoshoushihuazhuangpinneixie!”

“woyuanbenhaidasuanhuanqiulvxing,zhuwuxingjijiudian,xiangshouzuigaojidefuwudaiyu,zaidianjigenanmoxiaosaxiaosade。”

“jieguoyinweinigoucuohun,zheixiequandoumeile,meile!”

shenranyueshuoyuebengkui,yuebengkuiyuejuewang。

tasisizhuazhuxiaobaidejianbang,fengleyibanyaohuangzhetadenaodai。

“nihaiwohaijingfang!haiwofalali!haiwoshigeyiaaa!!!”

“咚!”

xiaobaidenaodaizhijiebeiyaodiaole。

他把脑袋接上去。

shenranjiezheaaadiyaohuang。

“咚!”

又掉。

沈苒又摇。

就这样反反复复的。

xiaobaizijidoushubuqingdiaoleduoshaocinaodai,youjieleduoshaoci。

yuanbenshuidehenhaodeyuannaodai,beizadekengkengwawa。

ertazuililailai**jiuneimejiju:

“对不起。”

“jintianshiwodiyitiandaodifushangban,butaishuxiliuchenggaocuole。”

“shiwodecuo,niyaodajiuda,yaomajiuma,wobuhuiyouyuanyan。”

shuodaozuihoutazhijiebizuile,yifuniaizadizadidebiaoqing。

“我要投诉!”

沈苒一嗓子吼出来。

xiaobaihedetianlinggaidouxianqilai。

“jie!nikeqianwanbuyaotousu,wopaiduileyibainiancaipaidaodifushangbande!

zhiyaonibutousu,yiqiedouhaoshuo,xingbuxing?!”

shenran:“neiwoyaobuchang!”

xiaobaiganjindao:“buchangkeyi,nibushixiangyaonideshigeyime,wozhesuanchengwuzihaijini,zaisongniyigezhuangwuzidekongjian,ranhousongniqutoutai!”

“xing!”shenranmouguangyixi,kaishitiyaoqiu:

“xianbawodehaijingbieshugenfalali812saikongjianli,zheiliangyangdongxiqueyibuke!”

“jiexialaizanmenzaikaishixixishuoyixiajutiwuziba,yi、shi、zhu、xingdoubixuyao!”

“yifudehua,neiyi、duanxiu、kuzi、chenshan、zhangqun、maoyi、mianfu、yurong......butongchicungelai5wantaoba!”

“shiwuzhushilei:dami30wanjin、mianfen20wanjin、xiaomiyumigaoliangge10wanjin,gezhongzaliangyelai10wanjin。

guaguoshucairouleihaixianlei:xigua、hamigua、putao、xiangjiao、juanxincai、shengcai、xihongshi、jiyayuyangniuturou、yuxiapangxiebeiqiao...gelai5wanjin。

zuihouhaiyoulingshi,woxihuanchilatiao、haiyouguodong、dangao、shupian、tangguo、qiaokeli、paomian...geleilingshifenbielai1wanjianba。”

“zhufangmian,xiangfangjiandeshafa、yiju、zhuozi、chuangzheixiedaxingjiajujiwogeyanglai1wanjian,haiyouchuangdanbeitaozhentoutaochuangliandengyelai1wanjian。

dianqilei、hufulei、shenghuolei、yaopinlei,zhijinlei、xihulei、qingjielei、chongwuleidengnengyongdaodedongxiquandoulai2wanjian。”

“chuxingfangmian,qiche、suv、pika、paoche、fangche,haiyoulunchuan、youting、kuaiting、zhishengfeiji、motuoche、tuolaji、zixingchezheixiechuxinggongjuquandoufenbiejiwonong20liang。”

“zuihouhaiyouyixieqitade,biruwoxihuandemingguibaobaohuazhuangpinjinyinzhubaoshoushizheixiequandoulai2wantao,zaishiyixiehuwaihuodongjianshengongjuayedougaoge5qianjianba。”

“duile,haiyounanmo,woyao188yishang,haiyaobakuaifujide。

yaoshimeiyounanmo,nijiwozhengjigejiqirenyexing,wokongjianlandedali,zhenghaorangjiqirennong!”

shenranyikouqishuowandoubudaichuanqide。

heihei,bukuitakanleneimeduodaikongjiandexiaoshuo。

cengjingtayehuanxiangguo,ruguotayoukongjianhaiyoudabadeqian,kongjianyinggaidunnaxiedongxi。

weicishenranhaizhuanmenqubaiduguo。

zheixieziliaozainaohailidoudaobeiruliule,meixiangdaoyouyitianzhendehuipaishangyongchang。

tingwanshenranshuodezheixie,xiaobaizhenggerendoumale。

zheiyadezhenshishizidakaikoua。

zheixiedongxiheqilaikendingchaoleshigeyi,baiyidoubuzhidaogoubugou。

xiaobai:“nizheixiedongxiyijingchaole...yaobujiandian?”

shenran:“zaijianshaogentousuzhijian,nixuanzeyige?”

xiaobaimoya:“suanle,jiuzheimeyangba!”

wuwuwu,tazanlejibainiandelaoben,douyaopeiguangle。

ganjinbazheigewenshensongzou!

xiaobai:“kongjianwuziwoyijingdianjinnishentile,niqutoutaiba,wohuijinixuanzeyigefuguirenjia。”

沈苒:“慢着!”

xiaobaiyanzhuziyideng:“nihaixiangganshenme?!”

shenran:“zheigekongjianwuzibenlaijiushipeichangwodeshigeyi,nigoucuowodehun,yedemibuwoyixiaa。”

xiaobai:“...nixiangyaoshenme?”

shenranweiweiyixiao:“nimendifudagongrenbushihenlihaime,nisuibianjiwoyigejinshouzhijiuxing。”

小白:......

xiaobaibuqingbuyuandicongdoulitaoletao,taochuyikefanzhejinguangshanshandeyuanqiudiurutadetinei。

“zheigejiaoshoushizhixin,yongyoutajiunenggendongwugoutong,yenengtingdaodongwudexinsheng。”

shenranmouguangyiliang:“zheigebucuo!”

xiaobaizuijiaofanqiyisikuxiao,nidangranjuedebucuo,zheikeshiwozuihoudelaobenle。

jiuzheiyang,shenranxiezhekongjian,daizhedongshouyujinshouzhi,kaikaixinxinqutoutai。

jieguogangzoudaotoutaitongdao,jiubeirenconghoumianxiji,yijiaobeichuaijinlepangbianchuanyuetongdao。

shenhouhaichuanlaiyidaolenghengsheng:

“nibawolaobendouhaoguangle,haixiangtoutaihaoderenjia,xiangdemei!”

沈苒:......

**,zhenshigejichoudejiahuo!

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mingyueshi:niandaiwenxinshulaila,ganxiebaozimendezhichi。

zheibenyijiushigaoxiaodanvzhuwuluojishuangwen,zouguoluguobuyaocuoguo,mafanjigewuxinghaopingba。

ganjibujin,ainimenmemeda~