linwantangdehuarangworuzhuibingku，zaizheiyanredexiatian，hunshenfaleng。
qianjitian，wodexingchengzaodaoxielu，beidapiheifenweisui，cheliangtingxiadeneiyike，tamengongranxingxiong。
qizhongyigequanfuwuzhuangderennazhezhedieshuiguodaozhizhixiangwochonglai。
jibiancongxiaolianguoyixiewushu，danzaitushouyingduizheizhongqingkuangxia，wohaishibuxingbeicizhonglesandao，xianxueranhonglezhenggedimian，tamencaihuangleshen，congmangtaoli。
jingjirenzhejiyaosongwoquyiyuan，woquelaojiyulinwantangdeyueding，renzhejutong，canjialezuihouyiqigongyan。
meicengxiang，zheiyiqiedezuikuihuoshoujingranshita。
“hahaha......”
“haideshiwomenwantangdameinv，xiechengyubeininaniedemingmingbaibai。”
baoxiangdexiaoshengjiangwodesixulahui，yishenggaoguoyishengdexiaosheng，xijuanlewodesizhibaihai，neiyiridetongganzaicixilai，tongdewochuanbuguoqi。
xiaohuawanzheijudadexinxiliang，wopingfuxinqing，likaixianchang，jifuqinboquleyitongdianhua。
“ba，gushidejietanda**haizaima?”
02
dianhuaneitoudefuqinyihuoyishun。
“在啊，怎么了?”
“helinshidelianyingaichengta!”
wobameifanyingguolai，chenmolexujiu，caikaikoudao。
“zenmelehaoerzi，nizhiqianbushizuixihuanlinwantang，feitabuquma?zenmegaibianzhuyile?”
laobadehuarangyuanbenyaxiadeqingxuzaicixilai，yankuangrenbuzhufanqileshuizhu。
shia，suoyourendouzhidaowoailinwantangruming。
congxiaobugunannvzhibie，genzaitashenhou。
gengshizaichengnianzhihouyanzhizaozao，feitabuqu。
kejiushizheiyangdeaiyi，chengledijilinwantangdedao，rangtakeyisuiyishangwozhishen。
ganshoudaowodeqingxu，wobameizaizhuiwen，zhishitanxidao。
“nixiangqingchule?gujianei**zaonianzaoyuduijiaansuan，shilezigong，niruoshiqutaguomen，houbanshengdexingfu……”
“ba，jiranyaolianyin，jiuyaozuodaoliyizuidahua，gushishijingquansidajiazujinciwomenzhihoudejiazu，yutajialianyin，yenenggengjiawentuodegongguwomendediwei。”
wodaduanlefuqindehua，biaoshizailiyimianqian，gerendexingfukeyipaihou。
“zaishuo，xingfushikaoliangrendelinghungongzhen，woyouxinxinkeyihetapeiyanghaoganqing，zhiyubiede，wobuzaihu。”
tingwanwodehua，fuqincaifangxiaxinlai，xinweiwodechengzhang。
“hao，babazunzhongnidexuanze，jiranniyijingjueding，babahuiweinianpaihaoyiqie。”
“谢谢爸。”
guaduandianhuahou，wosongleyikouqi，zhenglihaoqingxu，huidaodating。
linshidedinghunyanyijingjinxingdao**。
zhuchirenxuanbuxinrenruchangdehuayingangluo，linwantangbianwanzhexieyanlichuxi。
jiandaozheiyimu，zhongrendemuguangfenfentouxiangwo。
都等着看我的笑话。