第1章
wojiaoliguan，muzili，guancaideguan。
yeyeshizhenlideyinyangxiansheng，kailegeguancaidian，wocongxiaogentaxueyinyangxuanshu，yeyeshuowotianfuhao，yixuejiuhui。
bamabuxihuanzheigeshengyi，keyeaobuguoyeye，shenzhilianwodehunshi，yeyedouburangtamenchashou。
zhenlirenjiehundouzao，shisansisuijiudouzhangluodinghunle，shiba.jiujiudoujiehunle，meishenmewenhua，panzheersunmantang。
keshimeicibamayaojiwozhangluohunshi，yeyedoulanzhe，gaosutamenbuzheji。
bamawenyeyejiwoxuanlenagerenjia，yeyeyebushuo，jiushuoshigehaorenjia。
meicitingdaozheihua，bamadouqihuaile，kanzhegenwotonglingdehaizidoudinghun，yanchouzheguojinianjiuchengqinle，tamennengbujime？
meibanfa，bamabeizhewoyeyejiwotoutoudingleqin，daizhewoquxiangkan。
keshisheicengxiang，zheiqingangdingxialai，wohuilaijiuzuoleemeng，mengzhongwokandaoleyikouzipiguancai，limiantangzheyigepiaoliangnvren，tazhengkaiyanjinggaosuwo，tashiwolaopo，woyaoshigenbierenjiehun，jiushalewo！
haigaosuwobuyaoji，tahuilaizhaowode。
zheigemengzuowanzhihou，wojiudabingyichang，yitangjiushiyigeyue。
houlaiwoxinglecaizhidao，yeyebazheimenhunshijiwojiaohuangle，wocaihaode。
zheigemengwomeiyouduiyeyeshuo，yinweijiushiyigemengeryi，jianjiandejiubazheijianshijiwangle。
kesheixiangdao，tazhendelaizhaowole！
jiuzaiwoshibasuishengrineitian！
neiyiyiripiaopodayu，chonghuilebushaocunminjiadeyuanzi。
yeyechouzhecaojuan，zuozaimenkoubadabadayikoukouchouzhe，liansehennankan，fangfoyoushenmedashifashengyiyang。
woyouxieyihuo，wobenxiangwenyeyefashengshenmeshierle，keshizheigeshihou，yeyedishengshuoleyiju。
“来了！”
zheilianggeziluoxia，jiukandaodayudangzhongpaoguolaiyigezhuanghan，shizhenlideliuerzhu，jialishidanmianhuade，pingriliyeshigerexinchang，dajiahuodouxihuanta。
ciketaqichuanyuyudepaojinlai，yilianjingkongdekanzhewoyeye。
“jiuye，buhaole！anbianchongshanglaiyikouzipiguancai！”
“dajiahuodouhehuaile，rangrangzherangninlaoquzhangzhangyan，jiuye......womenmatouzhenbuhuichudashierba？”
zheihuayichukou，woyejingdaile！
womenmatouzhenbenlaixiehudehen。
mianchaobaijiang，beikaoheishan。
zhenzilirendoushuo，baijiangyouling，heishanyougui，heibaijiadeshimatouzhen，suoyicongxiaodaoda，zhenzilizongshixieshierbuduan。
buguo，guancaibunengpengshui，douzangzaileheishan。
rujinzheidayutiancongbaijiangchongshanglaiyikouguancai，haitemeshizipide，kendingyaochudashiera！
yibandeguancaidoushihongmujuduo，yeyeshuoguo，guancairuoshifazi，neijiushiyuanqida，yuanqixundehongmushenglezise。
keruoshifahei，neijiushiwandanle！
heimuguancailimianzhuangdeneidoushihenjiaose，doushinengtuntiandijinghuadedongxi，tonglelingde！
“还真来了！”
yeyemengdizhanqishenlai，liansegengnankanle，keshizheihuayeredewolengzhule。
yeyezheihuadeyisinanbuchengshi......tazaojiuzhidao？
“shia，jiuye，laojianinlaoqukankanbei。”
yeyebadabadachouleliangkouyan，fangfoxiadingleshenmejuexinyiyang。
“zheiyang，nimendouhuijia，buyaoguanzheikouguancai。”
“haiyou，mingtianzaoshangjiaoshangdahuodoulaiwojia。”
yeyeshuowan，liuerzhulengzhule。
“jiuye，mingtianlaininjiaganmaa？”
“来抬棺！”
yeyeshuowanzheijuhua，yebuguanliuerzhutingmeitingdong，zhijiejitatuichuqu，suihouzhijieguanshangledamen。
woyilianmimang，yeyezheishibuguanle？buyinggaia？zhengchanglaishuoyeyedexingzijiusuanguanbule，yeyinggaiqukanyiyancaiduini。
zhengdangwoyilianyihuodeshihou，yeyezhijielazhewolaidaolehouyuan。
neilidoushiyeyezuohaodeguancai，buguodaduodoumeiyoumai，anzhaoyeyedeyisilaishuo，zheiguancaiyebushisheidoumaide。
rensiruguan，keguanyexuanren。
yuanfenbudao，jinlebugaijindeguancai，yehuibuxiang。
“来，跪下磕头！”
yeyelazhewozoudaolezuilimianyikouhongguanmianqian。
“啊？”
wolengzhule，yeyeshuoguo，nanerxixiayouhuangjin，zheibeiziguitianguidiguidiema，jiulianwofengnianguojieyaojiyeyexiagui，yeyeyoudeshihoudouburang。
jintianzenmerangwojiyikouguancaiguixia？
“跪下！”
yeyebaoheyisheng，woheleyitiao，yebuzhidaoyeyezenmeturanfahuole，limajiuguizailedishang，guiguijujudekelegetou。
“guaner，yihoumeifengchuyishiwu，nidouxiangzheyaojizheikouguancaiketoushangxiang。”
“haiyou，buguanniyihouganbuganzheigeguancaidian，zheikouguancaidoubunengmai，renherendoubunengmai。”
“记住了么？”
womunededianlediantou，genbenbumingbaizheishishenmeyisi。
“ng，jizhuleyeye，keshiwobumingbai，zhei......”
“nibuyongmingbai，zhaowoshuozuojiuxing！”
yeyedaduanwodehua，suihoudaiwohuidaolezhengwu。
zhishi，jiuzheimeyihuiergongfu，woturanganjuedaoyeyeyanghuoyuelaiyueruo。
“yeye，nimeishierba？”
wojiangyeyefudaoleyizishang，guanqiewendao。
“hehe，guanerbuyaohaipa，yeyeyangshoudaole，yihuierjiudezoule。”
yeyecixiangdekanzhewo，shenzhimolemo.wodetou，keshizheihuashuowan，wozhijiejiushale！
什么？
爷爷阳寿到了？
这怎么可能！
woyehuikan，yeyedemeimaoxiuzhang，yintangminghuozu，neikeshizhangshouguanzhixiang，zenmekeneng......
keshixiayimiao，wojiushale！
wozaikanxiangyeyedeshihou，tayintangfahei，tongkonghuansan，shenzhilianshangdouzhangchulesirenban！
这是死人之相啊！
“zhei......zheizenmekeneng！zenmekeneng！”
“yeye，zheidaodizenmehuishier，wo......wobuxiangrangnisi，nikuaigaosuwo，wozenmecainengjiunin！”
wohaipajile，zhuazheyeyedeshoudakuqilai。
“haizi，buyaopa，yeyesuiransile，danshihuibaoyounide。”
“haole，nixiantingwoshuo，yeyeyongleyuxiadeershinianshoumingjinisuanleyigua，bangnipotian！”
“diyijianshi，bianshinidehunshi，jinwantajiuhuilai，nibuyaopa，tashinidelaopo，niyibeizidouyaoduitahao！”
“dierjianshi，nihaidekaizheguancaidian，danshitiancaheierjiuguandianba，buranyeyepanizhenbuzhu！”
“disanjianshi，heshinenglikaizheili，huiyourengaosunide！”
yeyedehuawoyetingbujinqu，shenmelaopobulaopode，woxianzaijiuxiwangyeyehaoqilai。
“bu，yeye......wohaimeiyoujiniyanglaosongzhong，ninbunengsi，ninbunengpaoxiawoa......”
yeyekanzhewo，yedaizhebushe。
“yeyeyexiwangpeinizouwanzheiyilu。”
“zhishi，nidemingtianshengjiuyuzhongbutong。”
“haohaizi，yidingyaojizhuyeyedehua，zhidaome？”
yeyeshuodaozheili，yongjinzuihouliqimolemo.wodelian，woyonglidedianzhetou，kudeqibuchengsheng。
“duile，jinwanhuiyoujiewodeguancai，nibuyongcaoxin，jiwosongdaojiangbianjiuhaole。”
yeyezuihouyijuhuashuowan，neizhishouwulidechuixia，tabishangleyanjing，meiyoulehuxi！
“爷爷！”
wohaotaodaku，baozhuleyeye，yigubinglengcigudehanyiyecongyeyedeshentishangchuanleguolai！
ranerjiuzaizheigeshihou，waimiankuangfengdazuo。
嘭！
fangmenbeichuikai，suihouwobiankandaoyikouguancailuozaileyuanzizhongyang！
紫皮棺！