guoqingtilemaibahe,beichangguitongshikanjianle。
tashuapofafeng,yaowobixumianfeizaitaheerziquyibaiduogongliyuandechezhan。
wobuxiangqichongtu,haizitaoyaobaoshanglegaosu。
kexingshiguochengzhongzuochequeturanbiandaochache,haikaichuangchaowoxinchepochuxinghuangdeniaoye。
womuziyuliediyaoxiachechuangnuwentaxiangganma,zheikeshigaosu!
fengziquedeyidishuqizhongzhi,madao:
“laozideniaohaohebu?!”
“zuikanbuguannimenzheixiekaihaochede,zhibudingshizainazhuandeheixinqian!rangwopengshangsiyigesuanyige!”
tahuitouxiaoxixidichongkaizhezhibodeshexiangtoudahan:
“xiongdimenba666kouzaigongpingshang,yigepaochebiexuanfugouyici!yigejianianhuasongtaquanjiashanglu!”
zaitayicibiyicifengkuangdibiechexia,chezichedishikongfanche、che**henhenduijinlejianruideduanlan。
taxiachejuzheshexiangtouxiangzhibowodecanzhuang,xiaorongquezaikanjianhouzuoxueroumohudemuzihouchedixiaoshi。
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guoqingtichezheijianshiwosheiyemeishuo,danmouxierenjiuxianggoubizianleidale,zongshinengdiyishijianfaxian。
wogangkaichu4sdian,dasuanguoqinggaogaoxingxingdizaizhelaopohaizichuyou,jiubeilanbandaole。
zhangcuifenpixiaoroubuxiaodishuo:
“liuernizhenyoubenshi,zheimekuaijiutileliangxincheya?qunaa?”
taerziyizhizaibaichemen,erbaiduojindetige,haixiangyingeryiyangnao:
“kuaikaimenrangwojinqu!resile!”
我皱眉,冷声说:
“chemenbashousanwan,huailenipeihaishinimapei?”
zhangcuifenliansezhoubian,quebuzhizhi,baobeidiaozheyankanwo,yinyangguaiqi:
“yo,zheichezhiliangzheimechaa?bailiangxiajiuyaohuai。yaowoshuo,chehaishidemaiguidiande,bietanbianyi,kaizhekaizhejiudiaolingjian,natianchumenrangrenzhuangsijiurencailiangkongle!”
zhangcuifenzheizhangzuishigongsilichulemingdejian,renyelaipisapo,benlaigongsixiangkaileta,jieguorencunliyijialaoxiaoquanlaigongsinao,maheixinlaoban。
tiantiannao,baojingyemeiyong。
laobanheshan,gancuijiurenlexialai,zhibatadiaodaozuibuzhongyaodegangweiqu。
suoyipengshangtajiuxiangcailegoushigaoyao,exinyoujiaonian。
tabushihuo,woyelandegentajieshizheichebashiwanmaide,shengdetayimenxinsibazaiwoxincheshang。
yushiwoannazhupiqi,shuo:“songshou,woyaohuijiale。”
kezheiqipamuziquexiangyaowosongtamenquyibaiduogongliyuandechezhan。
woqixiaole:“nishoujishimeiyoudacheruanjianma?wozheixinchegangtide,pingshajinipaoyibaiduogongli,wobuzuonizheishengyi、yebushunlu!”
zhangcuifenyanyideng,dangjijiujile:
“shenmeshengyi?!zanliangkeshitongshi,nihaixiangshouqiana?liuernidiaoqianyanlela?!yigedananrenbuhaohaoxiangzhezhengtuzhuanqian,guangxiangzhexibierenxue,wopei!”
tayanzhudiliuyizhuan,lengxiaodao:
“yeshi,burannizheixinchezenmelaide!”
woyijiaoyoumencaixiaqu,zhangcuifenzhijiezhuaizhewodechemenbashou,yifuzhaosidemoyang,qidewotaiyangxuetutuditeng。
“tamade!nidaodiyaogansha!”
“kaimena!songwomenquchezhan!zheimedataiyangniyaoresiwomenmuzilianga?!”
tajidongdidajiao,tuomofeijiandaowozhanxindechechuangshang,zheiyikewoniesitadexindouyoule。
太赖了!
zuihoutamenhaishishangchele,woyoulaopohaizi、qiantuwuliang,meibiyaogentamenzhengyishizhikuai。
shangchehou,queshiemengdekaishi!
tazhijienawodangsijile,zhangzuijiufenfuqilai:
“liuer,nizheitiaolubuduia,woyaoshanggaosude!woganshijian!”
“nitaogaosufeimajiuyaoshanggaosu?niliudiandepiaoxianzaicai1dian,niganmaoxianshijiana?!”
taerzihenhenchuaileyijiaowodejiashizuo,qiangliedetuibeiganrangwozhuangshangfangxiangpan,xiongkou**diteng。
“buxuxiongwoma!buranlaozinongsini!”
zhangcuifenxiaoniaoyirenjintaerzihuaizhong,xinxidao:
“bukuishimamadehaodaer!douzhidaobaohumamale!”
wochadiantongdaoshisheng,nuhuopenyongerchu。
“下车!”
“tamadezhenshijilianjiduole!xianzaijiujiwogunxiaqu!buranlaozibaojingle!”
taneizhuzhuangdeerzijianwodonglezhenge,shunjianjiusongle,yishuangzhimadaxiaodeyanjingyizhiqiaozhezhangcuifen。
“woerziyoubushiguyide!nixiongmaoxiong!”
worenwukeren,dahou:“xiache!”
“liuernizheiyangzuokejiubutimianle,yigedananrenqiliangneimexiao!yaobushiwolaogongzaimangshengyi,buranwocaibuxihanzuonizheigepoche!”
“laonianghaipianbuxiaqule!erzinibiepa,majinichengyao!”
woshenxiyikouqi,genzheizhong**shuorenhuashilangfeikoushui,yushizitaoyaobaoshanglegaosu,zhixiangganjinbarensongzou,zhihouzaixiangfazihaohaoshoushita!
kezhangcuifenbawodetuoxiedangzuorenshu,gengjiayaowuyangweile。
yilushangbutingdizhishouhuajiao,bushimawodechejilan,huangdetatouyun,jiushihenculudilachewocheneizhuanghuang,zezedianpingzheigebuxing、neigebuhao。
hualihuahuaidouzaiqiaobuqiwo,burutalaogongyoushili。
wogangxiangpenta,yitanxinghuangyeticongwaimianposadaowojiashiweidechechuangshang!
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wokaichexiguanchechuangkaiyitiaofengtouqi。
xingdianzideyetilimajiufeijianjinwodebiaoshang、fangxiangpan、xizhuangkushang,niaosaoweishunjianjiuyangaigaojixiangxundeweidao。
woyiou,xianxietuchulai。
zheishigaosu,nalaideniao?!
zhuantouduishangzuochedakaidechechuang,yigezhongniannanziliezhezuichongwoxiao,haitiaoxindishuqizhongzhi。
woyaoxiachechuang,nubukeedipaoxiao:
“**fashenmefeng?!yibanianjijiukaishidoubuzhushiniaole?zaigaotieshangluanpen!”
tadeyiyangyangdizuochuguanxindezitai:“zenmeyang,laozideniaohaohebu?”
zenmeyouyigefengzi,laozijintianzenmezheimedianbei?
woxiangzhenverdexiaolian,qiangxinglengjingxialai,yaoshangchechuang。
taquebuyiburaodizhuizhema:
“laozizuikanbuguannimenzheixiekaihaochedexuanfugou!”
“rangwopengshangzhuangsiyigesuanyige!”
wodajing,meixiangdaoshizheizhonghuangdandeliyou?!
maibahehezuodepinpai,laiwoguokaishechechang,jiaonazujin、tigongdalianggangwei、yanghuobuzhiduoshaojiating,yiniannadeshuidoubuzhidaojihe?!
daozheizhongfengziyanli,woquechengle“xuanfugou”?!
xiayimiao,tazhuantouduizhecheneijiazhedeshexiangtou,dahu:
“xiongdimenba666kouzaigongpingshang!”
“yigepaochebiexuanfugouyici!yigejianianhuasongtaquanjiashanglu!”
我脸瞬间沉了下来。
zaigaosubeieyibieche,shigulvjida,wozuanjinlefangxiangpan,beihouquanshilenghan。
zhangcuifenjianzhuang,kaishilengchaorefeng:
“liuerniganggangbushihaidashengxiaojiaodema?zenmezheimekuaijiusongle?heng,niyejiuhuiqiruanpaying——a!”
jianjiaoshengzhongtakaishilediyicibiandaobieche,wofangxiangpandouyaolunfeilecaikankancaguo!
“zenmeyangchunhuo,babadedabiechehaichidexiaoma?”
houzuozhangcuifenerzihaihengchihengchidixiao。
neifengziyibianganxiezheliwu,yibianfengkuangdibiechebiechebieche!
zhouweidechekanchubuduijingle,fenfencaiyoumenwangpangbiandechedaokai。
zhangcuifenzheishitounaobuqingchudipaishoujiaohao:
“jiaonixuanyaoxinche,zheixiarangrenjiazhuangdexibalanleba!”
woyaoya:“zhangcuifen,kuaibaojing!”
talianseshunjianjiubianle,buzhidaodehaiyiweiwoshiyaotabaojingzhuatalaogong!
“bao…baoshenmejing!rentitianxingdaowoweishayaobaojing?!maniliangjunihaixiangxiaopengyouyiyangyaogaozhuanga?!manijiushouzhebei!”
wojianzhiyaoouxue,fengkuangpaoxiao:
“zhangcuifen!ninaozigaoqingchudian!tachongzhequanchexingminglaide!nixiangsiwohaibuxiangsi!”
zhangcuifenshengyinshunjianjiuxiaolexiaqu,quehaibusixindinannan:
“nayouzheimeyanzhong,nizheichebushihaikaidehaohaodema……”
“妈妈,我想吐!”
cihuayichu,zhangcuifengengshihaowuxinsibaojing,mangzhaogutaerziqule。
wonaomenshangdelenghandouyaodijinyanjinglile,genbentengbuchushoulaiqinzibaojing。
zuijindeyingjichedaohaiyou20gongli。
xianzaiwobunengyouyisifenxin,fouzexiachangjiushichehuirenwang!
zheifengzibuzhidaonaleduoshaodashang,gezhongturanbiandaochache、qiangdao、zhuangchetou!
cheshenbutingyaobai,yufatuoliwodekongzhi。
sifeizhudangchangtule,woangguidechedianshunjianbianchengshengmanganshuideganshuitong!
zhangcuifenxintengerzi,zhuanshenjiangnuhuofaxiedaowoshenshang!
fengkuangdipaidawodelian,jiaomazhe:
“nikaichezenmezheimehuanga!meikanjianjiwobaobeierzidouhuangtule!tadeyouduonanshoua!zaozhidaonichejizheimelan,womencaibukenzuonideche!”
woduoshanbuji,yingshiailetajigedaerguazi,guanjianxianzaiwoyagenbunengsongkaifangxiangpan!
lianshangteng、xinligengteng,youyishunjian,wodouxiangzhijiefangqizhengzha,gancuigenzheixie**yiqisisuanle!
kegangbishangyan,mannaozidoushiaiqizaoshangchumenqingshengdingzhuwo:
“lushangmandian,zaoquzaohui,wogenbaobeizaijiadengni~guoqingwomenquanjiayiqiquwuyishanwanhaobuhaoyalaogong?”
biziyisuan,yanjingmengdizhengkai,xiongkouranqiyikouqi——
woyidingyaohuoxiaqu!woyaohuijia!
yingjichedaobuyuanle,zhiyaojianchixiaqukaidaonei,jiunengtingchebaojingle!
yushirenzhetong,zhongxinzhuandongfangxiangpan,chentazaiganxieliwu,yijiaoyoumencaichuqu!
fengzijianzhuang,limajiangyoumencaidaodi,yaodehenjin!
zheishi,zhangcuifenerzibeizhouranjiakuaidechesuhedaole,yuntouzhuanxiangdizhaoanquandai。
zhaobudaohouzuodeanquandaihou,jiugancuibunaifandichongguolaibawodeanquandai!
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“nihoupaicemianyouanquandai!bawodeanquandaihuichurenmingde!”
taquechongerbuwen,yingshiyaobawodeanquandai,woyoufenbuchushouzhizhi。
zhangcuifenyejijinjiashishibangta。
“liuernigenyigehaizijijiaoshenme?bujiushiyigeanquandaieryi,hehusheini?”
waimiandecheziyicibiyicifengkuangdibieche。
judadeneiyouwaihuanxia,chezishikongfanle!
cheshenfengkuangfangun,zhuangkaihulan,anquanqinangdanchujiwohuanchongleyixieshanghai。
danche**quehenhendiduijinlelanlan,yuanbenhaizaijianjiaodehouzuomuzishunjianjiuanjingle。
铁锈味蔓延开来。
neizhongnianfengziyetingchexialai,duanzheshexiangtoulehehedizhibochehuoxianchang。
“ganxiebangyidagesonglaidejianianhua!”
“xuanfugouyijiachabuduodouyaotangbanbanlou~”
tazoujin,dunxialaikanwodecanzhuang。
shoudagaiguzhele,liancapopile,qitabufenqishihaihao,zhenzhengshangdezhongdeshihouzuoneiduiqipamuziliang。
daodishitiaorenming,yushiworenzhetongkaikou:
“niganjinda120,buranneimuziliangzhenhuobulele!”
fengziquehahadaxiao,tileyijiaochetou,manyouyoudao:
“sideshinidelaopohaizi,youbushiwode!wopingshada120,silenijiushouzhebei~”
taxianruweizhudiyiweihouzuoshiwodelaopohaizi?
zheishi,houzuoyouyoudichuanlaiyishengxuruodehuhan:
“爸爸……爸。”
genganggangneifumotongjiangshidemoyangjieranbutong。
woshunjianmingbaizheishizuihoudehuangjinqiangjiushijianle!
bianzhejidihanta:“kuaidiandajijiudianhuaa!xianzaihailaideji!”
fengzixiaoxixidi,yijiaocaizaiwodenaodaishang,guzuotongxinjishoudishuo:
“aiyou,nierzizaihanbabayo~”
tahaixiang“sharenzhuxin”dishuo:
“nitingaxuanfugou!nierzidaosidouzaihannia!”
zheishiwoturanxiaochushenglai。
太可笑了。
wolianminditaiqitoukanxiangta,fengzibumingsuoyi,yiweiwozaitiaoxinta,bianehenhendichuaileyijiaoyaoyaoyuzhuidehouchemen,houzuozhouranchuanlaijishengcanjiao。
铁锈味更重了。
可我还在笑。
xianchangdenanrenzhiyouwomenliang,neimeneisheng“ba”jiaodejiujingshisheini?
显而易见。
我畅快地大笑起来!
eyouebaoa!baoyinglaidejiuzheimekuai!
“nifengle?xiaoshenmexiao?!”
“喝尿喝傻了?”
yinweixiaochefanchehouhuizidongbaojing,jingchazhengzaiganlaidelushang,henkuaitayehuifuchucantongdedaijia!
yushiwoxinpingqiheditixingta:“niyaobujilaopohaizidagedianhua?”
tadaoshizhezhibojian,yibianganxiezheliwu,yibianfuyan:
“nihaizhenshifengle,nilaopohaizisile,wolaopohaizihaohaodeni!dashenmedianhua?”
说着,他嘚瑟起来。
“xuanfugounizhidaoma?zheiyichangzhibowojiunengzhuanqiweishu!nizheibeizidouzhuanbudaowodelingtou!wonengjiwoerzimaifangmaiche,nixianzaizhinengjinierzimaigeguhuihele。”
wohaimeilaidejihuifu,taqueturanxingfendajiao:
“ganxiejiarenmendejianianhua!”
wozaiyipanganxiao,nijiarenquansihouzuole,haiganxiejiarenmenni?
tanianzhedanmu:“yaokanyixiaxuanfugoudejiaren。”
“包的包的!”
tanazheshexiangtou,diaozhengjingtoushenjinhouzuolimian。
taxiaoxixidixiangjieshaocaipinyiyangjieshaozhe:
“gujidoulandeyikuaiyikuaidele……”
xiayimiaotakanqingpingmuzhongchuxiandeliangrenhou,lianseshuadecanbai……