国庆我开豪车上高速,被人疯狂别车后他**了第一章

guoqingtilemaibahe,beichangguitongshikanjianle。

tashuapofafeng,yaowobixumianfeizaitaheerziquyibaiduogongliyuandechezhan。

wobuxiangqichongtu,haizitaoyaobaoshanglegaosu。

kexingshiguochengzhongzuochequeturanbiandaochache,haikaichuangchaowoxinchepochuxinghuangdeniaoye。

womuziyuliediyaoxiachechuangnuwentaxiangganma,zheikeshigaosu!

fengziquedeyidishuqizhongzhi,madao:

“laozideniaohaohebu?!”

“zuikanbuguannimenzheixiekaihaochede,zhibudingshizainazhuandeheixinqian!rangwopengshangsiyigesuanyige!”

tahuitouxiaoxixidichongkaizhezhibodeshexiangtoudahan:

“xiongdimenba666kouzaigongpingshang,yigepaochebiexuanfugouyici!yigejianianhuasongtaquanjiashanglu!”

zaitayicibiyicifengkuangdibiechexia,chezichedishikongfanche、che**henhenduijinlejianruideduanlan。

taxiachejuzheshexiangtouxiangzhibowodecanzhuang,xiaorongquezaikanjianhouzuoxueroumohudemuzihouchedixiaoshi。

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guoqingtichezheijianshiwosheiyemeishuo,danmouxierenjiuxianggoubizianleidale,zongshinengdiyishijianfaxian。

wogangkaichu4sdian,dasuanguoqinggaogaoxingxingdizaizhelaopohaizichuyou,jiubeilanbandaole。

zhangcuifenpixiaoroubuxiaodishuo:

“liuernizhenyoubenshi,zheimekuaijiutileliangxincheya?qunaa?”

taerziyizhizaibaichemen,erbaiduojindetige,haixiangyingeryiyangnao:

“kuaikaimenrangwojinqu!resile!”

我皱眉,冷声说:

“chemenbashousanwan,huailenipeihaishinimapei?”

zhangcuifenliansezhoubian,quebuzhizhi,baobeidiaozheyankanwo,yinyangguaiqi:

“yo,zheichezhiliangzheimechaa?bailiangxiajiuyaohuai。yaowoshuo,chehaishidemaiguidiande,bietanbianyi,kaizhekaizhejiudiaolingjian,natianchumenrangrenzhuangsijiurencailiangkongle!”

zhangcuifenzheizhangzuishigongsilichulemingdejian,renyelaipisapo,benlaigongsixiangkaileta,jieguorencunliyijialaoxiaoquanlaigongsinao,maheixinlaoban。

tiantiannao,baojingyemeiyong。

laobanheshan,gancuijiurenlexialai,zhibatadiaodaozuibuzhongyaodegangweiqu。

suoyipengshangtajiuxiangcailegoushigaoyao,exinyoujiaonian。

tabushihuo,woyelandegentajieshizheichebashiwanmaide,shengdetayimenxinsibazaiwoxincheshang。

yushiwoannazhupiqi,shuo:“songshou,woyaohuijiale。”

kezheiqipamuziquexiangyaowosongtamenquyibaiduogongliyuandechezhan。

woqixiaole:“nishoujishimeiyoudacheruanjianma?wozheixinchegangtide,pingshajinipaoyibaiduogongli,wobuzuonizheishengyi、yebushunlu!”

zhangcuifenyanyideng,dangjijiujile:

“shenmeshengyi?!zanliangkeshitongshi,nihaixiangshouqiana?liuernidiaoqianyanlela?!yigedananrenbuhaohaoxiangzhezhengtuzhuanqian,guangxiangzhexibierenxue,wopei!”

tayanzhudiliuyizhuan,lengxiaodao:

“yeshi,burannizheixinchezenmelaide!”

woyijiaoyoumencaixiaqu,zhangcuifenzhijiezhuaizhewodechemenbashou,yifuzhaosidemoyang,qidewotaiyangxuetutuditeng。

“tamade!nidaodiyaogansha!”

“kaimena!songwomenquchezhan!zheimedataiyangniyaoresiwomenmuzilianga?!”

tajidongdidajiao,tuomofeijiandaowozhanxindechechuangshang,zheiyikewoniesitadexindouyoule。

太赖了!

zuihoutamenhaishishangchele,woyoulaopohaizi、qiantuwuliang,meibiyaogentamenzhengyishizhikuai。

shangchehou,queshiemengdekaishi!

tazhijienawodangsijile,zhangzuijiufenfuqilai:

“liuer,nizheitiaolubuduia,woyaoshanggaosude!woganshijian!”

“nitaogaosufeimajiuyaoshanggaosu?niliudiandepiaoxianzaicai1dian,niganmaoxianshijiana?!”

taerzihenhenchuaileyijiaowodejiashizuo,qiangliedetuibeiganrangwozhuangshangfangxiangpan,xiongkou**diteng。

“buxuxiongwoma!buranlaozinongsini!”

zhangcuifenxiaoniaoyirenjintaerzihuaizhong,xinxidao:

“bukuishimamadehaodaer!douzhidaobaohumamale!”

wochadiantongdaoshisheng,nuhuopenyongerchu。

“下车!”

“tamadezhenshijilianjiduole!xianzaijiujiwogunxiaqu!buranlaozibaojingle!”

taneizhuzhuangdeerzijianwodonglezhenge,shunjianjiusongle,yishuangzhimadaxiaodeyanjingyizhiqiaozhezhangcuifen。

“woerziyoubushiguyide!nixiongmaoxiong!”

worenwukeren,dahou:“xiache!”

“liuernizheiyangzuokejiubutimianle,yigedananrenqiliangneimexiao!yaobushiwolaogongzaimangshengyi,buranwocaibuxihanzuonizheigepoche!”

“laonianghaipianbuxiaqule!erzinibiepa,majinichengyao!”

woshenxiyikouqi,genzheizhong**shuorenhuashilangfeikoushui,yushizitaoyaobaoshanglegaosu,zhixiangganjinbarensongzou,zhihouzaixiangfazihaohaoshoushita!

kezhangcuifenbawodetuoxiedangzuorenshu,gengjiayaowuyangweile。

yilushangbutingdizhishouhuajiao,bushimawodechejilan,huangdetatouyun,jiushihenculudilachewocheneizhuanghuang,zezedianpingzheigebuxing、neigebuhao。

hualihuahuaidouzaiqiaobuqiwo,burutalaogongyoushili。

wogangxiangpenta,yitanxinghuangyeticongwaimianposadaowojiashiweidechechuangshang!

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wokaichexiguanchechuangkaiyitiaofengtouqi。

xingdianzideyetilimajiufeijianjinwodebiaoshang、fangxiangpan、xizhuangkushang,niaosaoweishunjianjiuyangaigaojixiangxundeweidao。

woyiou,xianxietuchulai。

zheishigaosu,nalaideniao?!

zhuantouduishangzuochedakaidechechuang,yigezhongniannanziliezhezuichongwoxiao,haitiaoxindishuqizhongzhi。

woyaoxiachechuang,nubukeedipaoxiao:

“**fashenmefeng?!yibanianjijiukaishidoubuzhushiniaole?zaigaotieshangluanpen!”

tadeyiyangyangdizuochuguanxindezitai:“zenmeyang,laozideniaohaohebu?”

zenmeyouyigefengzi,laozijintianzenmezheimedianbei?

woxiangzhenverdexiaolian,qiangxinglengjingxialai,yaoshangchechuang。

taquebuyiburaodizhuizhema:

“laozizuikanbuguannimenzheixiekaihaochedexuanfugou!”

“rangwopengshangzhuangsiyigesuanyige!”

wodajing,meixiangdaoshizheizhonghuangdandeliyou?!

maibahehezuodepinpai,laiwoguokaishechechang,jiaonazujin、tigongdalianggangwei、yanghuobuzhiduoshaojiating,yiniannadeshuidoubuzhidaojihe?!

daozheizhongfengziyanli,woquechengle“xuanfugou”?!

xiayimiao,tazhuantouduizhecheneijiazhedeshexiangtou,dahu:

“xiongdimenba666kouzaigongpingshang!”

“yigepaochebiexuanfugouyici!yigejianianhuasongtaquanjiashanglu!”

我脸瞬间沉了下来。

zaigaosubeieyibieche,shigulvjida,wozuanjinlefangxiangpan,beihouquanshilenghan。

zhangcuifenjianzhuang,kaishilengchaorefeng:

“liuerniganggangbushihaidashengxiaojiaodema?zenmezheimekuaijiusongle?heng,niyejiuhuiqiruanpaying——a!”

jianjiaoshengzhongtakaishilediyicibiandaobieche,wofangxiangpandouyaolunfeilecaikankancaguo!

“zenmeyangchunhuo,babadedabiechehaichidexiaoma?”

houzuozhangcuifenerzihaihengchihengchidixiao。

neifengziyibianganxiezheliwu,yibianfengkuangdibiechebiechebieche!

zhouweidechekanchubuduijingle,fenfencaiyoumenwangpangbiandechedaokai。

zhangcuifenzheishitounaobuqingchudipaishoujiaohao:

“jiaonixuanyaoxinche,zheixiarangrenjiazhuangdexibalanleba!”

woyaoya:“zhangcuifen,kuaibaojing!”

talianseshunjianjiubianle,buzhidaodehaiyiweiwoshiyaotabaojingzhuatalaogong!

“bao…baoshenmejing!rentitianxingdaowoweishayaobaojing?!maniliangjunihaixiangxiaopengyouyiyangyaogaozhuanga?!manijiushouzhebei!”

wojianzhiyaoouxue,fengkuangpaoxiao:

“zhangcuifen!ninaozigaoqingchudian!tachongzhequanchexingminglaide!nixiangsiwohaibuxiangsi!”

zhangcuifenshengyinshunjianjiuxiaolexiaqu,quehaibusixindinannan:

“nayouzheimeyanzhong,nizheichebushihaikaidehaohaodema……”

“妈妈,我想吐!”

cihuayichu,zhangcuifengengshihaowuxinsibaojing,mangzhaogutaerziqule。

wonaomenshangdelenghandouyaodijinyanjinglile,genbentengbuchushoulaiqinzibaojing。

zuijindeyingjichedaohaiyou20gongli。

xianzaiwobunengyouyisifenxin,fouzexiachangjiushichehuirenwang!

zheifengzibuzhidaonaleduoshaodashang,gezhongturanbiandaochache、qiangdao、zhuangchetou!

cheshenbutingyaobai,yufatuoliwodekongzhi。

sifeizhudangchangtule,woangguidechedianshunjianbianchengshengmanganshuideganshuitong!

zhangcuifenxintengerzi,zhuanshenjiangnuhuofaxiedaowoshenshang!

fengkuangdipaidawodelian,jiaomazhe:

“nikaichezenmezheimehuanga!meikanjianjiwobaobeierzidouhuangtule!tadeyouduonanshoua!zaozhidaonichejizheimelan,womencaibukenzuonideche!”

woduoshanbuji,yingshiailetajigedaerguazi,guanjianxianzaiwoyagenbunengsongkaifangxiangpan!

lianshangteng、xinligengteng,youyishunjian,wodouxiangzhijiefangqizhengzha,gancuigenzheixie**yiqisisuanle!

kegangbishangyan,mannaozidoushiaiqizaoshangchumenqingshengdingzhuwo:

“lushangmandian,zaoquzaohui,wogenbaobeizaijiadengni~guoqingwomenquanjiayiqiquwuyishanwanhaobuhaoyalaogong?”

biziyisuan,yanjingmengdizhengkai,xiongkouranqiyikouqi——

woyidingyaohuoxiaqu!woyaohuijia!

yingjichedaobuyuanle,zhiyaojianchixiaqukaidaonei,jiunengtingchebaojingle!

yushirenzhetong,zhongxinzhuandongfangxiangpan,chentazaiganxieliwu,yijiaoyoumencaichuqu!

fengzijianzhuang,limajiangyoumencaidaodi,yaodehenjin!

zheishi,zhangcuifenerzibeizhouranjiakuaidechesuhedaole,yuntouzhuanxiangdizhaoanquandai。

zhaobudaohouzuodeanquandaihou,jiugancuibunaifandichongguolaibawodeanquandai!

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“nihoupaicemianyouanquandai!bawodeanquandaihuichurenmingde!”

taquechongerbuwen,yingshiyaobawodeanquandai,woyoufenbuchushouzhizhi。

zhangcuifenyejijinjiashishibangta。

“liuernigenyigehaizijijiaoshenme?bujiushiyigeanquandaieryi,hehusheini?”

waimiandecheziyicibiyicifengkuangdibieche。

judadeneiyouwaihuanxia,chezishikongfanle!

cheshenfengkuangfangun,zhuangkaihulan,anquanqinangdanchujiwohuanchongleyixieshanghai。

danche**quehenhendiduijinlelanlan,yuanbenhaizaijianjiaodehouzuomuzishunjianjiuanjingle。

铁锈味蔓延开来。

neizhongnianfengziyetingchexialai,duanzheshexiangtoulehehedizhibochehuoxianchang。

“ganxiebangyidagesonglaidejianianhua!”

“xuanfugouyijiachabuduodouyaotangbanbanlou~”

tazoujin,dunxialaikanwodecanzhuang。

shoudagaiguzhele,liancapopile,qitabufenqishihaihao,zhenzhengshangdezhongdeshihouzuoneiduiqipamuziliang。

daodishitiaorenming,yushiworenzhetongkaikou:

“niganjinda120,buranneimuziliangzhenhuobulele!”

fengziquehahadaxiao,tileyijiaochetou,manyouyoudao:

“sideshinidelaopohaizi,youbushiwode!wopingshada120,silenijiushouzhebei~”

taxianruweizhudiyiweihouzuoshiwodelaopohaizi?

zheishi,houzuoyouyoudichuanlaiyishengxuruodehuhan:

“爸爸……爸。”

genganggangneifumotongjiangshidemoyangjieranbutong。

woshunjianmingbaizheishizuihoudehuangjinqiangjiushijianle!

bianzhejidihanta:“kuaidiandajijiudianhuaa!xianzaihailaideji!”

fengzixiaoxixidi,yijiaocaizaiwodenaodaishang,guzuotongxinjishoudishuo:

“aiyou,nierzizaihanbabayo~”

tahaixiang“sharenzhuxin”dishuo:

“nitingaxuanfugou!nierzidaosidouzaihannia!”

zheishiwoturanxiaochushenglai。

太可笑了。

wolianminditaiqitoukanxiangta,fengzibumingsuoyi,yiweiwozaitiaoxinta,bianehenhendichuaileyijiaoyaoyaoyuzhuidehouchemen,houzuozhouranchuanlaijishengcanjiao。

铁锈味更重了。

可我还在笑。

xianchangdenanrenzhiyouwomenliang,neimeneisheng“ba”jiaodejiujingshisheini?

显而易见。

我畅快地大笑起来!

eyouebaoa!baoyinglaidejiuzheimekuai!

“nifengle?xiaoshenmexiao?!”

“喝尿喝傻了?”

yinweixiaochefanchehouhuizidongbaojing,jingchazhengzaiganlaidelushang,henkuaitayehuifuchucantongdedaijia!

yushiwoxinpingqiheditixingta:“niyaobujilaopohaizidagedianhua?”

tadaoshizhezhibojian,yibianganxiezheliwu,yibianfuyan:

“nihaizhenshifengle,nilaopohaizisile,wolaopohaizihaohaodeni!dashenmedianhua?”

说着,他嘚瑟起来。

“xuanfugounizhidaoma?zheiyichangzhibowojiunengzhuanqiweishu!nizheibeizidouzhuanbudaowodelingtou!wonengjiwoerzimaifangmaiche,nixianzaizhinengjinierzimaigeguhuihele。”

wohaimeilaidejihuifu,taqueturanxingfendajiao:

“ganxiejiarenmendejianianhua!”

wozaiyipanganxiao,nijiarenquansihouzuole,haiganxiejiarenmenni?

tanianzhedanmu:“yaokanyixiaxuanfugoudejiaren。”

“包的包的!”

tanazheshexiangtou,diaozhengjingtoushenjinhouzuolimian。

taxiaoxixidixiangjieshaocaipinyiyangjieshaozhe:

“gujidoulandeyikuaiyikuaidele……”

xiayimiaotakanqingpingmuzhongchuxiandeliangrenhou,lianseshuadecanbai……