第5章 太得罪人

tazhenghusiluanxiang,huranganshoudaolujinchuzaitatoushangqingqinganleyixia。

“没事,加吧。”

jiangqinglisonglekouqi,youjingwuxiandijiashanghaoyou。

haoyoushenqingtongguoshi,xitongdeshengyinzaitaerbianxiangqi:【zhuandale,jifenyidaozhang。】

jiangqinglipingzhuhuxiqushu,youxiehuanghu,gangganglujinchuyouzheimeshengqi?zenmejifenzheimeduo?

haishishuoyinweitaqiyuntaigao,suoyijideduo?

jiangqinglimeixiangtaiduo,bajifendouzanqilai。

张叔开车很稳。

wendetakunyidoufanleqilai。

daodamudediqian,tadakaishoujisuibiankanleyiyan,jiujianzhidingshichenyufalaidexiaoxi:【jiangqingli,nizaijiadengwohuilai。】

jiangqinglimeihuizheitiaoxiaoxi。gaoxiao,gangshanwanrensheishangganzhehuiquaizou?

tabachenyudezhidingchexialai,guanleshouji。

zijizudefangzishuideanxin。

jiangqinglishoujijingleyin,yijueshuidaotianliang,zaochenmimihuhudakaishouji,xianshiyiyankandaotabadakaideshilaigeweijiedianhua,jinjiezheyoukandaoweixinshangchenyufalaideshijitiaoxiaoxi,naozidunshiqingxingle。

taxiandakaiweixin,xuanzechulichenyuneibian。chenyufalaidexiaoxiduanduanxuxu,daduoshikongsu,shijianduangebuxiangtong。

【jiangqingli!nijuranpaole?wogaosuni,jinwanshangbuhuilaiyihoudoubiehuilaile!】

【xutingsongwohuilaile,nibushitaoyantama?jinishifenzhongxianzailikehuilai,wojiurangtazou。】

……

【ali,wohezuiletouhaoteng,nizainaer?zheimewanlewaimianbuanquan。】

……

【jiang、qing、li!yuyouqingkandaonishangleluzongdeche,nishenmeyisi?panshanggaozhijirendangleshiba?woyijinggenjiangshushuole,nidengzheba!】

……

【ali,nihuilaijianjianwo,wohaonanshou。】

youshangdaoxiazhengzhengshijitiao,nengqingxikanchuchenyupofangquanguocheng。

挺精分。

jiangqinglizhijiehuadaozuixiamian,shizaoshangjiudianfade,dagaishiyijueshuixinglengjingxialai,yanciyehehuanlexuduo。

【qingli,zuowanwomendouyoudianchongdong,zuoxiahaohaoliaoliaoba。】

jiangqinglihuiletagebiaoqing:【:)】

neitoumiaohui:【shenmeyisi?】

jiangqingli:【wohaimeixianghao,xianlengjingliangtianba。】

xitongyihuo:“weishenmeyaoxianlengjingliangtian?”

jiangqingli:“tahainengzaihenwoyiduanshijian,zheiduanshijianwozhiyaobuduanretashengqi,wojiuyoujifennengna。”tabiaoqinghenpingdan,tongkongliyouzhetianzhendecanren,“zheishitajiaojiwode,julichanshengmei,hulenghurecaishilianaibixiuke,zheigeshihoujueduibunengbeitayishishiruodadong,dengtashenmeshihouxuehuiguaiguaitinghua,shenmeshihouzaijitagetianzao。zheiyangqingxubodongcainengdadaozuida。”

【……】nimenzheiquntianshaderenleidaodibatamenguaiqiaotinghuaxiaotiantianbichengshenmeyangle?

jiangqinglihuadongpingmu,xianzaijiuzhishengxiajiangfule。

jiangfupingshijishaogentalaidianhua,tagenjiangjiarenguanxihenyiban。

tadiebijiaonengliuzhong,nianqingshihousichubosa,tikuzijiuzou,zhongnianshifuaidafajiehuilaidesishengziyuhouchunsunsideyichajieyicha,waimianchanyeyingshouyinianburuyinian,jialidoudejifeigoutiaobudeanning,tayishangdaxuejiubanchuquzijizhu,rujinkanlaihaishizhaoshangmenlaile。

jiangqinglibenxiangshierbujian,meixiangdaoduimiangenzhangleyanjingsidelikedaleguolai,tasisuopiankejieleqilai:“wei?ba,youshenmeshima?”

neitouchuanlaijiangfuzhongqishizudenuhou:“jiang、qing、li!nihaizhidaojiedianhua?chenjiawenzededianhuadoudaguolaile,kankannidougandexieshenmehaoshi?benlaigenchenjiahundoudingle,hunlijiuzaimingnian,niyigerenxingquanjiaohuangle!”

lveyitingdun,jiangfuyadishengyin:“nidangchuzenmedayingwode?shuolehaohaolongluozhuchenyudexin,zenmerangtayoujihuizaiwaimianguoye,zheidianxiaoshidouzuobuhao?”

jiangqinglizuanjinshouji,dingzhexigaifadai。

“wogaosuni,jiwoquchenjiadengmendaoqian,genchenyuhaohaodaoqian!nimenhunlizhaojiu,buranwotinglenideka!nijiudengzheshuidajiequba!”

啪!电话挂了。

jiangqingliguadianhuadeshihouhenyingqi,shuyuedeshihouhunshenshangxiazhishengzuizuiyingqi:“weixinshanghaiyouzuzuwubaikuai,genbenxiangbudaogaizenmeesi。”

xitongzhunshishangxian:【huaile,gangcaitinichaxunlexia,nimingxiadekaqueshidoubeitingle,zheixiaogongyusuishuobuda,dandiduangui,haibubaoshuidian,yaodezujinbubianyi,nisantianhoudefangzuzenmejiao?xuexiaobushiyoujiaonimenmaihuacai,nichoudechulaiqian?】

jiangqingliyilianyansuyaotou:“meixianghao。”

【……meixianghaonihaizheimedezuiniba?】

jiangqinglitanlekouqi:“meibanfa,woyaoshishuncongtakendingyaobiwogenchenyuzaiyiqi,wozuotiandezuileta,tashuobudingzenmezhemowo,woxianzaidegentabaochijuli。erqiea,buguangqianbugouyong,jifenyebugou。”

xitonggekongpaipaitatou:【haole,nihaishixiuxiquba,biemanghuole。】

jiangqinglidiantou:“hao。”

tayikaishiyongjifengoumaileershinianshouming。zaiershinianzheigejiediantaxuanzelechenyu,kexichenyubuaita。rizihaiyaoguo,tayaoyongjifenhuanshouming,zheiyinianzhetengxialaitadejifensuoshengwuji,zuotiangangbadelaidejifendikoudiaoshouming,rujintajifenquanwu,shouminghaishengqitianlinglianggexiaoshi。zhenshihuoshaomeimaole,zaibuxiangbanfanongjifen,kongpatajiumeijihuile。

jiangqinglibilebiyan,taxiangqilaizheijitianyougejuhui。zhiqianyuyouqingyaoqingguota,dantameidaying,qishiyuyouqingyeyou80qiyun,hengao,jiangqingliyikaishixiangxuanzeta,danyuyouqingzheimeduonianlaigentazhenfengxiangdui,tajuedehaishizousiduitoudelaoluzibijiaohao。

xitongshuo:【nixianzhaopengyoujiedianqianjiaofangzu,dengaoguozheiduanshijianzaihai。woxianbangnizhaozhaofujindejianzhi,kanyoumeiyouheshide。】

jiangqinglidayingdedaotingkuai,keximeiyoushijidongzuo,bijingtayemeiyouguanxihaodaoyaojitajiezufangqiandepengyou。

jiuzaizheishi,taweixindanchuleyitiaoxiaoxi。

【xiaolizi~xinglemeiya?youmeiyouxiangwo?】

又是于右青这家伙!

jiangqinglidiankaitadeliaotiankuang,gangxiangshuodianshenme,jieguoduimianlikedanlaiyigedianhua,benlaixiangdianjujue,yibuxiaoxindianchengletongyi——zheijiahuodadehaishishipin,zhenbuyaolian!

jingtouyaohuanglexia,fadingrongmaoluanfei,zaipianledian,youduizhuntadelian,bainenguanghuadepifu。jujiafuhenkuansong,shifensede,zaijialibuyongchuanhouzhongdemaoyiyehennuanhe,zuichunhongyanyande。