第1章 李先生,您又离婚了(2304字)

hongsedemashaladiwenwentingzaileminzhengjumenkou。

lizhanganyouranxiache,baichenyiyichenburan,heixikuchenchuletaneiwanmeideshencai,yishuangheibuxiegengshirangtaqizhichuchen,yindeyipanglailihundejige**renbuzhutoutoukanlehaojiyan。

lizhanganpaipaichemen:“xuanxuan,nidaoshikuaidiana,wojinzaojiusuanhaole,jinriquechongdongnan,xishenbujiang,zhuquefenfei,zhengshilihundajidehaorizi。”

“weishenmeyaolihuna,bunengzaidengjinianme?”youyuandeshengyinchuanlai,yigemanmiaodeshenyingbushuangdezouxiache。

chuxuanxuanchuanzhefensedezhangqun,linzheaimashidexiaobaobao,jiaoyandongrenwaihaidaizhejifenshaonvdekeai,zhishixianzailazheyizhanglian,buqingyuandenuozheshenzi。

“buxing,bixujintian,bixucike!”lizhanganlazhetajiujinledating。

shouxuhenkuaibanwan,yezaojiuguolelengjingqi,nadaoneizhanglihunzhenghou,lizhanganqingqingshuleyikouqi,anantuisuanshijian:zhongyuganshangle,ganzaitaohuajiedezuihouyike,zhenshiburongyia。

tayishenqingsongdezoudaomenkou。

chuxuanxuanyilianmangrandegenzaihoumian,xianggeshiliandexiaonvhai。

zheishihou,damenfujinsaodideayihuranxiaole,renbuzhucouguolai:“lixiansheng,ninyoulihunle?”

shuowanganjuebudui,ganjinlinzhetuobaditouzoule。

lizhanganzhinengkuxiao,ayizheihuawuhuiyetaidale,zijikebushishenmehunyinpianzi,gengbushiweilemaifangmaifangshenmede。

chuxuanxuancishizhuaizhuleta:“shenmejiaoyoulihunle?zenmehuishia?”

neiyijingzhuanshendeayihaizaidiguni:“wozaizheishangbanmeijinian,guangzheiweilixianshengjiusicihaishiwucile,xianzaidenianqingrena,zhenshilipualipu。”

lizhanganganjindaizhexuanxuanchulaile。

xuanxuanhaizaizhoumeizhuiwen,youshiyilianghaochetingxia,zouchulaigeshenzifengman,jifuxuebaidedameinv,yuanyuandejiuhuanhu:“xuanxuan,gongxinihuifuziyoushen,zhongyubaneigechiruanfandefeiwujiti……a,tahaizaia!”

zheiweishichuxuanxuandeguimiliuruoxue,congyikaishijiukanbushanglizhanganzheihaofeiwu,buzhiduoshaocicuanduoxuanxuanganjinshuailezheigexixuechongle。

chuxuanxuanchongzheguimiyaotou:“bushiwo,shitabawoshuaile。”

liuruoxuexiaoleyixia:“zhidaola,nijiushizheimeshanliang,daozheishihouhaijigefeiwuliumianzi。”

“zhendeshitafeiyaolihuna。”

liuruoxuehenhendengleyiyanlizhangan:“haoa,doulihunlehaipuawojiabaobei,heng,nidengzhe,zaowanrangnizheitiaoxixuechongfuchudaijia。”

真是莫名其妙。

lizhangandandanyixiao,zhuanshenjiuzou。

chuxuanxuanxiayishidehaigenzaihoumianni,beihentiebuchenggangdeliuruoxuejizhuailehuilai:“zheizhongmeigongzuomeishilimeitiaojiandesanwurenshi,gundeyueyuanyuehao,xuanxuan,womenjigepengyoudoubangnianpaihaole,jinwan‘longhuangyedian’,danshenpaidui,nanrenjinru。”

chuxuanxuanxinlitanxi:zuichuzhishiweileweixiejialidelaotouzi,suoyilaigejiajiehun,danzheiduanshijianchuxialai,queshiyuelaiyueyilaineigenanrenle,danwonadianzuocuole?weishenmejiuhuranlihunle?

haizaixiangzhe,lizhanganlinzheyidaishuiguoyouchuxianle。

honghongdedayingtao,zhengshichuxuanxuandezuiai。

lizhanganjiangshoulideyingtaodiguolai,wenrouyixiao:“zhidaonixihuanchi,buguokebiechitaiduole,zheidongxishisuanhanshuxing,duinishentibuhao,youqinihaishizhubo,gengyaozhuyibaohuchangwei。”

chuxuanxuanngleyisheng,jieguoyingtao,kanzhenanren,xiaozuiyipie,huranbizijiusuansuande。

lizhanganyouxiangdaoshenme:“biezaiaoyele,youshijianyehuijialikankan,yihoubunengbanyejinizuohaochidele,yebunengbangni**yaozhuile,dexuehuizhangda,yaokaozijile。”

wadeyisheng,chuxuanxuanhuranfangshengdaku:“**,ni,niweishenmebizhewolihun?wo,wobuyuanyi,wohouhuile。”

lizhanganlianseyibian,ganjinhuishougaobie,feisuliqu。

pangbiandeliuruoxuezaojiukanshale,cishirouzhetou,yufabushuang:“zheifeiwujixuanxuanguanleshenmemihuntanga,xiaciyudaoyidingrangtachibuledouzhezou。”

buduoshi,liangdameinvlianglianghaoche,xiaosadejuechenerqu。

cishi,lizhanganzhengzaigongyuanshuxia,xinweidekanzhezijideqizhanglihunzheng。

“qiduotaohuajiewoyianranduguo,xianzaizhongyukeyishiyongzishennenglile!”

tazhuandongzuoshouzhishangdejiezhi,zhenggerendouranbeiqidaocaimanglongzhao,shunxizhihou,neigupodejiezhilianxushandongqisezhiguang,zuihouxiaosan。

lizhangandeqizhiyeshidouranyibian,daizheweiwoduzun,zonghengtiandidexianjunzhiqi。

“woshenfulijiamiemendexuehaishenchoubushuo,haitianshengdaizhezhelongtianjie,xingkuienshiyidashentongjiangzhelongsijiezhuanweileqiduotaohuajie。”

“erzheiqiduotaohuajiebixutaohuayuanlaijie,bunengdongxin,bunengdongqing,gengbunengdong(dong)fang!”

“qiduotaohua,geyoujiaoyandongrenzhichu,woquedexiangheshangyiyangzuoshengren,qizhongkuchu,zhenburuzhelongsijielaideshuangkuai!”

suoyilihunqici,qishishizhendetuolikuhaile。

lizhangannanyanhuanxi,nachushouji,zhuanhuanxitong,jinruleyigeshenmidejiemianli。

dunshi,jiuzhouwanguozhidi,yidaoshenmidexinhaochuanbiansihaizhinei。

chenjishuniandeshenzhouyedi,chushanle!

lizhangandeshoujishunjianrenaodebuxianghua。

zhanzunwutian:gongxidijundujiechenggong,zhanzundianquantiguibai!

tianyilingsu:dijunninzainaer?lingsumashangqujiannin。

qingbaoyuanzun:dijunnindujiezheixierizi,youxieshiliyoubutailaoshile。

ercaishendiandeshoulingwanghouqueshifalaisiliao:“dijunninhaizaihaizhoume?”

“shia,buguonimenzanshidoubuyaolaijianwo,youshiwohuixialingde。”

wanghoujimangdao:“haizhoutianyuanshanghuideliuqianjunshicaishendianxiashuxiaojiaose,dantahenbajie,tingshuodijunkenengyaochushan,suoyitiqianzhunbeilechaojihouli,haishuozijiyougenverjiaoliuruoxue,hehe,xiwangnengrangdijunjianyijian。”

liuruoxue?buhuishitongmingtongxingba?

lizhanganhaowuxingqu:“fangsi!”

wanghouhehuaile,haobantiancaihuidao:“shuxiazhicuo,neiliujiashishenmelaji,jingyouzheiyangdechixinwangxiang,neigeliuruoxuegenninshenfenchajutaida,jianzhibushiyigeshijiederen……”

lizhangandaduan:“haiyoubiedeshime?”

wanghou:“liuqianjunbijingshihaizhousuoweidedalao,woxiangduixianshengyexuyoudianyong,taneifenhoulijiuzizuozhuzhangjininsongdao‘yunhaishanzhuang’le,shuxiazhenshigaisi。”

lizhanganmeidanghuishi:“neijiuzheiyangba,neishanzhuangwojihumeiquguo,liwuzanshifengcun,liuqianjunneibianshangtadianshengyijiushile。”

嗡嗡嗡,电话震动。

zhidaowohaomaderenkemeijigea。

lizhanganjietonghoujiutingdaoyigejiaoqiaodeshengyinhanzhe:“jiefu,nikuaidianlaia,wojietahunguoqule。”

lizhanganzhoumei:“wei,nisheia?wokeshidanshenrenshi,dacuoleba?”

neibiannvhaidaizhekuqiang:“jiefu,woshihanhana,nibiezheiyang,dangchushiwomenqijiabudui,xianpinaifubaniganchujiamen,qishiwojiegennihaishiyouganqingde。”

齐家,晗晗……

lizhanganzhongyuxiangqilaile。

qihanhandejiejie,zhengshitadiyirenqianqi,yeshishougejiechengtaohuayuande,qiweiyan!