zheibianjimoruhui，neibianquerelangruchao。
tiantangyedeyewan，xueseluoqunjuesemeirenyaoraoyipian，yinxiangshengzheneryulong，jiusexianqiyiboyouyiborelang，chenshuideyuwangyebeiyesehuanxing。
“yushao，nibushiconglaibuxieguangguzheilide，jintianzenmelaile？”tiantangyedelaobanlengxiaodijiyujingtingyibeiweishiji。
“feihuashaoshuo，woyaonizheilizisezuihaode！”
yujingtinglengzhelian，jieguojiubeiyiyinerjin。
yinweihelejiu，tadebiaoqinggengjialengjunzhengning。
“郁少，你……”
lengxiaoshiyujingtingdefaxiao，tazhidaoyujingtingcongxiaoxihuanyukeqing，suoyiconglaibulaizheizhongdifang，jintianshishoushenmecijile？
“daodiyouhaishimeiyou！”yujingtingyouxiebunaifanle。
“e，you，you。”lengxiaokaimenzuoshengyi，ziranyebuzuzhita，tayezuzhibuleta。
baojianliyipaiyunianzhise，zhenjiudexiaomeimeigegeruhuasiyu，su、xiongbanguo，zhanzhuanzaiyujingtingshenbian，jijinmeihuo。
yujingtingwanshanghelexuduojiu，xiangdaoyukeqingzaibiedenanrenshenxiazhanzhuanchenghuan，tajiuhenbudeqinshouqiasita。
女人，都特么犯贱！
yiriyizao，yukeqingjiedaoyujingtingdedianhua，rangtaqujiudiansongyifu。
yukeqinggubudechizaocan，jiangtadeyifushouhao，zhibenjiudian。
jiudianfangjiandemenmeiyouguanjin，yukeqingzhijietuimenzoulejinqu。quezaikandaodachuangshangdeyimuzhihou，jiangzaileyuandi。
dachuangshang，yujingtingguangluozheshangbanshen，yiweinongzhuangyanmochuanzheyupaodenvren，zhengguizaiyipangjitadianyan。
“yuxiansheng，zheiweishi？”yaoraodenvrenkandaoyukeqinghenjingya：“xueshengmei？”
yukeqingwozhedaizideshoumengdiyijin，tamendexinhunzhiye，taquehebiedenvrenlaijiudiankaifang……
“nikeyigunle。”yujingtingmengxileyikouyan，shensuidemouguanghuianyipian。
“hailengzheganshenme，yuxianshengrangnigunni。yuzong，ninzuowanzhendetaibangle，renjiahaoxihuane。”
dachuangshangdenvrenmianlujiaose，xianranzuotianwanshangyichenghuan。
“worangnigun！”yujingtinghaobuliuqing，yijiaojiangchuangshangdenvrenchuailexiaqu。
xianqianhaixiaoyeruhuadenvren，shunjianhuarongshise。
taofanglideyanweijiazazhehuanaiguohoudeyiniqixi，yukeqingyanqianyipianmimeng，yujingtingdelian，yebiandemoshengqilai。
“ruguomeishenmeshi，woxianzoule。”yukeqingfangxiashoutidai，jueqiangdizhuanguotouqu。
tapazijixiayimiaohuirenbuzhukuchusheng。
jingtinggentajiehun，zhishiweilezhemotaba，neitazuodaole。
“zenme，wosongnidediyifenxinhunliwu，buxihuan？”
yujingtinglenglengdizhuaizhetadeshoubei，jiangtarengzailedachuangshang，shenshoujiuyaochekaitadeyijin。
xiangdaozuowantahebiedenvrenzaizheizhangchuangshangdianlongdaofeng，yukeqingxindishengqiyizhennongnongdeexin。
“yujingting，nifangkaiwo，wobushineixierenniwannongdenvbiaozi！”
yukeqingyanjingzhengdedadade，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan，tajueqiangdiyangqitou，burangyanleiliuchulai。
yujingtingjinjindiyazheta，youshousisidiniezhutadexiaba，mouzhongchongmanlehenyi：“nvbiaozi，nibujiushime？”
yukeqingxinzhongyitong，tazenmekeyizheiyangwuruta！
ruguobushiweileyujia，ruguobushiyumu，tazenmehuibianchengjintianzheiyang！
shouyangqiquebeiyujingtingjinjinwozhu，yujingtingdeyuqibingleng：“ku，haizhenshikelian，wochadianjiubeinizheigechunqingdemoyangjipianle。wogaosuniyukeqing，zheizhishiwosongnidediyijianxinhunliwu，jiexialaihaiyougengdadejingxi！”
yujingtingshuaikaiyukeqing，qishenjinlexishujian。
yukeqingbuzhidaozijishizenmepaochujiudiande，tadexinhaotonghaotong。
jieshangcheduorenduo，yukeqingzhiguzhewangqianpao。
yishengjianruidechacheshengxiangqi，tayanqianyihua，zuoshouchuanlaiyizhenqiangliedecitong。
“buyaomingle！zishakeyixuanzetiaohea，ganmachulaihuohaibieren！”sijijinghunweiding，ganjinquchelikai，yidazaodejianzhitaihuiqile！
yukeqingdanaoyipiankongbai，genbenmeitingqingsijishuoleshenme，shoucashangleyichuyinyinzuotong，biqixinzhongdetong，zheidiantonggenbensuanbuleshenme。
“zongcai，meihezheninba？zheiniantou，jingranhaiyourenshadaoyongzheizhongfangshiqingsheng。”fujiashizuoshangdezhulihuiguotoulai，quefaxianhouzuodenanrenwangzhechuangwai，tadeyanshenhenlingli，tongyangyehenjiaoxia，xiangshibuhuoliewuyiban。
henjingzhideyizhanglian，neimechuchukelian。
gongyihuanghujianxiangqineiwandenvren，tameikanqingtaderongmao，zhijidetahunshenzhandoumanlianleishui，neimeqingsezhinenrerenlianai。
neiwan，tajihukuaijiangtasisui……
xiangzhexiangzhe，tadeyanshenbuzijuewenrouleqilai。
“gongshao，mingtianshigongshizongcaimishuzhaopindehaixuan，yixiexijiewentihaixuyaoninqinzi……”
fujiashizuoshangdezhulizaicihuiguotoulai，quefaxianchehouzuodenanrenzaixiao。
yangguangtouguobolichuangxiexiedizhaojinlai，tayanjiaoyoujinguangliuxie，yuanbenjiujunmeiwuchoudenanren，xianggaogaozaishangdewangzheyiban。
henshaojianzongcaixiao，jibianshixiao，yeshipixiaoroubuxiao，huozheyinxiansherendexiao，congmeijiantazheimeqingsongdixiao，mishuzhangyunyishijiankandaile。
chejianxingjianyuan，gongyishouhuishixian，bochunqingqi，shengyinxinggandichen：“niganggangshuoshenme？”
zongcaijingranmeiyoushengqiyaonongsizheigenvren？！
zhulizhiwuleyihuier，juedezheizhongxiaoshimeibiyaozaitixingzongcaiyici，bianshuo：“gonglaoxianshengzaoshangdadianhuajinin，rangninchoukongdainvpengyouhuijiachifan。”
gongyifanyinghendan，bobodechunbudaiyisiganqing：“zhidaole，kaiche。”
“neigongshao，zhaojiu？”zhuliyouwen。
“嗯。”
jinnianlai，laoyeziyonggezhongshouduanbitazhaonvren。
meiyici，doushizhangyunbangtazhaonvrenyingfu，qianqianhouhouyinggaiyoushijigeleba，yeyinci，tadelegefengliutitangdeminghao，ranerneixienvrenzhangshenmeyang，tayidianyinxiangdoumeiyou。
daoshiganggangneigenvhaier，rangtayinxiangshenke。
zhangyungenzaigongyishenbianyijingshinian，zuidonggongyidexinsi，zongcaishuyutianshengjinyuxing，haoxiangduinvrenbingbuganxingqu。zhiyufengliu，neijiugengbucunzaile。
“diaotou！”gongyixinlimougexiangfayishanerguo，shensuidemouguangyiyishenghui。
“zongcai，nindeyisishi、diaotouhuiqu？keyushijituanderenzhengzaidengwomenni。”zhangyunyoudianbudonggongyideyisile。
“rangtaxiandengzhe，womenganggangzhuangleren，defuze。”gongyiyibenzhengjingdidao。