第2章
“zaizheidengzhe，shengshangyihuijiuchulai，nibuyaoluanzou。”shiweijilinfeidiuxiazheijuhua，zhuanshenchuqule。
burangluanzou，linfeipianyaodatanyixia，zheihuangdidaodishigeshenmeyangderen。
henqiguai，huangdirichangqijuzhichu，jimeishiweiyemeitaijian。
linfeiguangleyiquan，faxianyidaohouzhongdeweiman。
xiankaizhihou，xianwendaoyiguzuirendexiangqi，suihouyingruyanlianshiyigeshuodademutong。
yigemeimiaodenvzitangzaitongzhong，zhengzaiyidiandianxiangshenshanglinshui，tongzhongpiaofuzhehenduohuaban。
tayouzheyuanrundejiantou，ningzhibandejifu，shuizhusazaishangmianrutongzhenzhuyiban，kuaisuluohuishuizhong。
好一副美人入浴图。
biqichangguifeineizhongwumei，tayouzhejieranbutongdeqichang，shiyizhongjunlintianxiadebadao。
yinweitazhengshihuangshangbenzun。
皇上怎么是女的？
huangshangtingdaoyourenjinlai，kanleyiyan，dunshidanu：“haodadedanzi，sheirangnijinlaide？”
linfeibuganhuida，jimangdixiatouqu，tongshiqiaoqiaopieleyiyan，xindao：“zheizenmeshuoyedeshidba……”
nanguaihuangshangdeshencaikanzheyoudianguai，longpaosuirankuanda，yedangbuzhubotaoxiongyong。
huangshangdezheiyishengjinghu，jingdonglewaimiandeshiwei。
sigeshiweilijichongjinlai，balinfeiandaozaidi，ranhouwuhuadabangtuolechuqu。
qizhongyigeshiweitaijiaocaizailelinfeidelianshang，feichangyongli，yaobalinfeicaidaodiliqu：“haodadedanzi，bushirangnibuyaoluanzou，weishenmebuting？”
linfeibanbianlianbeicaizhe，lingwaibanbianlianjintiezheqingzhuandimian，zhenggenaodaijihuyaobeijiasui。
huangshangchulaile，zhongxinchuanshanglongpao，shuleyigenanzidefashi，genfangcaizaichangguifeineiliyiyang。
cishihuangshanglianshengyin，douyoudiannanxinghuale：“sheirangnijinlaide？”
linfeizaishiweidexuezixiamian，jiannandebianbo：“shengshangraoming，woshiyishineiji，zhaoweishengjianbuxiaxinzoucuodifang……”
“shenmeshiweishengjian？”huangshanglenglengyixiao：“niyigangjingongdexiaotaijian，meirenzhishizenganshanchuanggongwei，shibushihuanghoupainilaide？”
linfeizheihuierweilehuoming，daizheshenmejiushuoshenme：“dui，jiushihuanghou，tahuaiyishengshangshinvershen，paiwoguolaidatan。”
“neinigangcaikandaoshenme？”
“woshenmedoumeikandao……”
“nifenmingkandaole。”huangshangdexiaorongbiandehenliqilai：“neimenibixudesi，miandegenhuanghouchuanshetou！”
huangshanghuayingangluo，caizhelinfeideneigeshiweichouchujian，dizailelinfeideyanhoushang。
jianfengcipolepirouliuchuxianxue，liutangzaidimianshang。
danlinfeiganjuebudaotengtong，yinweineixinyibeikongjuhequruchongchi。
chuanyuedangtaijianbushuo，jingrankaijujiugua，wanquanmeiyouzhujiaoguanghuan。
zijidezheibeizizenmezheimebiequ！
“shengshangbunengshawo，yaoshiwobunenghuiqubingbao，huanghouhuirenweizijicaiduile……”
huangshangtingdaozheihua，hahadaxiaoqilai：“zheiyangxindianwai，yougehendadehehuachi，jingseshashiyoumei，kenizhidaohehuazhixia，youshenmema？”
“青蛙。”
“queyouqingwa。”huangshanglengxiaozheyaotou：“danhaiyoushangbaigesiren，shigefangpaidejianxi，doubeizhenbangshangshitouchenle。”
linfeikuaiyaokule：“shengshangshibushixiangshuo，sirenduili，duowoyigebuduo，shaowoyigebushao。”
“nizongsuancongmingyiba。”huangshangfenfushiwei：“nimenzhidaogaizenmezuoba。”
shiweinonglailiangkuaishitoujiuyaojilinfeibangzaishenshang。
linfeiqingjizhixiashunkouhuzhou：“qishiwozhongyushengshang，zhongxintianrikejian，woyuanzaihuanghoushenbianwodi。”
henxianran，huangshanghehuanghoudeguanxibuhao，jiranhuanghoucitanhuangshang，neimehuangshangbiranyexiangdatanhuanghou。
huangshangguoranbeizheihuaxiyinle：“dangzhen？”
“ruoshiyoujia，wumafenshi！”
“woqueshixuyaoyanxianzaihuanghouneibian，ruoshihuanghouwen，zhenshinanshinv，nijiushuozhenshigenanren。”huangshangxiangleyixiang，fenfushiwei：“daitaquhuanghouneili。”
linfeizhuanshengangyaozou，huangshangyouzhaohuleyisheng：“zhanzhu。”
“shengshanghaiyoushenmefenfu？”
“jintiannishibushiquchangguifeifanglile？”
linfeixinzhongyijing：“guoranwenle！”biaomianshanghaiqiangzhuangzhenjing：“shi。”
“去做什么？”
“changguifeibawodaleyidun……”linfeizhinengxianchangbianzao：“guifeiyingshuowosihoubuzhoudao，kewogangjinwu，shadoumeizuoa。”
“怎么打你的？”
“rangwotangzaichuangshang，ranhouquantouyidunchui。”linfeishuozhe，zuoshiyaotuoyifu：“shengshangruoshibuxinkeyiyanshang。”
linfeishenshangqueshiyoushang，buguoshishiweinongchulaide。
qishi，huangshangzhuyidaochuangtahenluan，ruguolinfeimeibahuangbianyuan，zheihuierjiumafanle。
“mianle。”huangshangbuxiangkanlinfeituoyifu，jimangbaishou：“changguifeixinqingbuhao，ruoshiyihouzhaoniguoqudama，niqujiushile，zhenhuibuchangnide。”
“遵旨。”
“quba。”huangshanghuilehuishou：“zhenxiangjingjing。”
“要见静贵妃？”
huangshangyidengyanjing：“gun！”
linfeiliangundaipa，beishiweiyasongzhelikaiqianqinggong，daolehuanghoudejusuochengqiangong。
yinweishihuangshangpaiguolaidetaijian，meirenganzudanglinfei。
yushi，linfeizhijiejinlehuanghouwofanghou，jieguotingdaolianggenvzideduihua。
yigenvrenjiaodididedao：“huanghouniangniang，haishiwandianba，zheiyaoshihuangshanglailezhuangjian，kezenmebana……”
“manshuobengongzheili，zhenggehougong，huangshangcongbucenglaiguo。”lingwaiyigenvrendeshengyinxiangqi：“waimianyoufengsheng，huangshangshinvershen，shuoqilai，bengongbuainanren，huangshangyaoshizhenlaihaihaoleni，daoyaokanwaijiefengyanfengyushizhenshijia。”
linfeiqiaoqiaowanglimiankanleyiyan，dangjibixuebiaofei。
后来说话的是皇后。
“zheigonglikezhenluanya！”
huanghoujingranyouzheizhongpihao，yishijianlinfeimudengkoudai，jieguobuxiaoxinpengdaoleyigehuaping。
huapingsuizhe“danglang”yishengshuaidefensui。
huanghoujuechadaofangjianhaiyouqitaren，mengdiyixiazuoqilai：“herenrucidadan？”
pa，shimeiyongde，linfeizheiyicijuedingyingkangguoqu。
linfeimeiduo，dadafangfangzoujinqu：“woshihuangshangpailaifushiniangniangdetaijianlinfei。”
“nihaodadedanzi！”huanghouyouxiuyouqi，gubushangchuanyifu，zhizhelinfeidebizinuchi：“woyaobanisuishiwanduan！”
“neimehuangshangkongpahuizhidaole。”
huanghoutingdaozheihua，qingxuzhongduoleyisijingkong。
tashencailveyouxiefengyu，shuyuneizhongzhuyuanyurundemeinv，hunshenzhifangbuzhuzhandouzhe：“nishishengshangpailaijianshiwode？”
“meicuo，shengshanghuaiyiniangniangpihaoteshu，chuanchuquweitianxiachixiao，zheicaipaiwoguolaidatan。”linfeigaoaodeangzhetou，chuanyuezhihou，haishidiyiciyangmeituqi：“kan，woshikanjianle，danshuohaishibushuo，womeixianghao。”