第二章.桂花味白天鹅

houjingyouxiefare,fangzhixinxisuyichudezugetiecishijiuxiangyikuaishaohongdetiejintiezaipifushang,tawuzhebozicongcongzoujinnancesuoli。

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“nibushangcesuoshima?”

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shangkedeshihou,sheihuipaolaishangcesuoni?

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“回来上厕所的。”

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“……”

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e……haishiyizhiguihuaweidebaitiane!

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