第3章
fengzhangliyihuitou，jingyadefaxianzuozailanbojinilimiande，jingranshizaijichangjiandaodeneigehongmaoqingnian。
buguoneimingjiaoxiaomeidemeinvquemeizaicheshang，buzhidaoquleshenmedifang。
fengzhangliyuanbenjiukantabushunyan，xianzaijiantaganrumamuqin，gengshinaohuo！
帝君不可辱！
能动手绝不逼逼！
tayibumaichu，jiudaolelanbojinijinpang，yiquanjiuchaohongmaozaguoqu！
“zhushou！tashinidage！”liqiufenhuranjishenghedao。
fengzhangliyingshengshengjiangyijingdachuqudeshouyoushoulehuilai，chayidewendao：“dage？”
“dui，tashinidabodeerzi，jiaofengzhangkun。”liqiufenlianmangjieshidao。
fengzhangkunyerenchulefengzhangli，qingmiedeshuodao：“cao，nibushineigexiaozhuboma？wohaimeishoushinini，nidaoxianzhuangwoqiangkoule！”
liqiufenyikanzheigeliangyaodaqilai，dunshizhejideshuodao：“zhangkun，nibieshengqi，tingwoshuo，tashididizhanglia，jintianhuijiarenzuguizongde。”
fengzhangkunhurandawu：“nijiushineigetianshaguxing？”
“nishuohuazuihaokeqiyidian！”fengzhanglilengshengdao。
“cao，paozheigenlaozizhuangbilaile？niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaonineixiongyang，nipeirangwohaohaohenishuohuama？ganjinnalilaide，huinaliquba！bielaihuohaiwofengjia！haixiangrenzuguizong？niyiweifengjiashishenmerendounengrenqinde？”
fengzhangkundiuxiayijuhua，yijiaoyoumenxiaqu，yiliuyanpaole！
“尼玛！”
fengzhangliqidebaoleyijucukou。
ruguobushilanbojiniqidongkuai，tajiuyouyiquandaguoqule！
liqiufenjianerzishensebushan，biandao：“xiaoli，nibiegentayibanjianshi。tashiniyeyezuitengaidesunzi，nidezuileta，jiuwufazaifengjializule。”
fengzhanglimeiyoujiuchanzheijianshi，ershiwendao：“ma，shifengjiarenbinizaizheilisaodajie？”
liqiufenmorandao：“wozaijiayeshixianzhe，gandianhuoerzhenghaoxiaomoshijian。”
fengzhanglikankanmamaneizhangfengchuirishaidelian，haiyouneishuangzhangmanlaojiandeshou，xinzhongmanshikuijiu。
tagenzheshifuxueyishi，suiranbunenghuijia，danshimeiniandeshangyuanjie，shifudouhuishizhandaofa，zhebitianji，rangmamalaidaoguanhetajianyicimian。
zheiyeshitagangcainengrenchumuqindeyuanyin。
muqinmeicilaideshihou，dabandedouguangxianliangli，doushuozaifengjiashenghuodehenhao，fengjiarenduitahenhao。
fengzhangliyeyizhixinyiweizhen。
ciketacaiyishidao，zijicuole！
mamakeshifengjiadeernainai！
dapai、guangjie、zuomeirongcaishitadexiaoqianfangshi，erbushimeitianxinxinkukusaodajie！
haiyaobeiyigezhiziruma！
fengzhangliduifengjiarendeyinxiangzhixianxiajiang！
“ma，congciyihou，meiyourennengzaiqifuni！sheiganzaiduiniyaosanhesi，wonieduantadebozi！”fengzhangliyaoyadao。
liqiufenxinzhongyinuan，shouzhitouquechuolefengzhanglimeixinyixia，xiaodao：“zheihaizi，doushiyijiaren，nalaideqifubuqifu？”
“wogaosunia，nihuijiahou，kebunengdingzhuangnideyeye，shushubobomen！niyaodayingwo！”
“ma，nifangxinba，wozhidaogaizenmezuo。zouba，womenhuijia。”fengzhanglibangmamashoushigongju。
“jintianshifengjiajuhuiderizi，nihuilaidezhenghao，budankeyijianjianniyeye，hainengjianjianfengjiaqitaren。duile，zhanglia，youmeiyoujijiarendaixieliwu？”
“fangxinba，mama，wozaojiuzhunbeihaole。duoshaoqiandoumaibudaodeliwuni！”
“woerzizhendezhangdale。”
niangerlianggehuidaojiazhongdeshihou，fengjiadejuhuiwuyanyijingkaishi。
zhuangxiuhaohuadecantingzhong，baizheyizhangzhangtiaozhuo，liangbianzuomanlenannannvnv，yigegejinyihuafu，zhuguangbaoqi，yuxiangjinming。
zhuozishangbaideshixishidacan，egan、woniu，yuzijiang，xunguiyudengdeng。
canju，jiujudoushijinyinzhizao，yiyishenghui！
zhongrendeshenhouhaizhanzhebagenianqingmaomeideyongren，yibiansige，chuanzhetongyidezhifu，miandaiweixiao，suishitinghoufenfu。
daochudousanfazheshehuaqixi！
zhengzaiyinjiuchifandezhongrenkandaofengzhangliliangrenjinlai，quandoukanguolai。
fengzhanglidemuguangsaoguozhongren，meitouyezhouqilai。
jintianshijiayan，zheixierenjingranbudengmamadaolai，jiukaixile！
zheixianranmeiyoubamamafangzaiyanzhonga！
taxinzhongzhengbushuang，zuozaishouweideyigelaotoubianheizhelian，duifengmamahedao：“liqiufen！sheirangnidaimoshengrenjinlaide？nidongbudongguiju？zheilishiwairennengsuibianjinlaidema？”
liqiufenmashanghuangkongdeshuodao：“ba，tabushiwairen，tashizhangli，yeshininsunzia！tayijingershiyile，huilairenzuguizongle！”
tayongshouqingqingpengleyixiafengzhangli，shuodao：“zhangli，hailengzheganshenme？kuaijiaoyeye，tajiushiniyeye！”
fengzhangliyouxiebumanzheilaotoudetaidu，dantabijingshizijideyeye，zijibijingshihuilairenzuguizongle。
yushichonglaotouweiweidiantou，jiaodao：“yeye。”
“哼。”
laotouzizhishi“heng”leyisheng，meiyouduoshuo。
“zheishinidabo，dabomu，sanshu，sanshen，sishu，sishen，dagu，dagufu......”
liqiufenyikouqibazaizuodefengjiarenquandoujieshaoleyibian。
jieshaodaoshei，fengzhanglibianlimaodedazhaohu，danshiquemeiyoujigerenhuiyingta。
fengzhanglibujinyouxiexinleng，andao：“kanlaiwozheirenzuguizong，shizhendebushouhuanyinga！shipawofennimendejiachanma？”
liqiufenbasuoyourendoujifengzhanglijieshaowan，youdao：“zhangli，nibushijidajiadaileliwuma？kuaidiannachulaia！”
fengzhangkunhuran“puchi”xiaochushenglai，duifengjiazhongrenshuodao：“yeye，ba，ma，boboshenshen，nimenzhidaozheitianshaguxingxianzaishiganshenmedema？jiushiyigebuzhimingdexiaozhubo！”
“wangluoqigai？”yourendao。
“dui，jiushiwangluoqigai！woqinyankandaotaxiafeijideshihou，haizhibode。jiuzheizhonghuosenengjidajiazhunbeishenmeliwu？”
fengzhangkunyitongwaku，youduifengzhanglidao：“wei，wokannidedongxijiubienachulaile，miandekechendaodajia，dianwulewomendeshenfen！”