第五章 一派胡言

“jianzhishiyipaihuyan!woxingyishushinian,congweizhenduanchucuo,niyigemaotouxiaozijingranyeganhuaiyiwodeyishule?”

wangzhixinlengzheliankanzhexufeng,chenshengshuodao。

xuanhuyiguanderen,yequandougenzheduixufengzhizhidiandian。

“nizheirennaerlaideya,sheibuzhidaowangshenyidemingshenga,shenyichucuo,neihainengjiaoshenyima?”

“jiushi,wokannishixiangzailing**mianqianchufengtou,guyidebani。”

“weilechufengtoubuxirurenqingbai,meixiangdaoninianjiqingqing,xinchangjingranzheimedaidu!”

“nianqingren,nixiangzailing**mianqianboyigefengtoudexinsiwokeyilijie,dannizheitiaolubuzheng,woquannihaishibiewuruqitule。”wangzhixindao。

xufengyaoleyaotou,dao:“yongyi!”

“womeikancuodehua,ling**dezhengzhuangyinggaishizhongwuhewuyeshifen,chuxianxiongkoujiaotong,tongbuyusheng,meicichixubangexiaoshi,duima?”

tingdaoxufengdehua,wangzhixinhexuanhuyiguanderenlimazhamaole,yigemaotouxiaoziganchengwangshenyiweiyongyi。

这也太大胆了。

danlingfeiyanqueshiyilianjingya,huishouzhizhulejiren,kanzhexufengdao:“xianshengruhezhidaowodebingzhengde?”

xufengdao:“wobujinnengkanchunidebingzheng,haizhidaonizheigenbenbushixinjiaotong,ershinitineiyinyangerqixiangchongdaozhide。”

“ertajinidewanyao,zhuyaopeiliaoshichuanxiong、baishu、rencan、bingpian,zheixiedongxiquandoushiyouzhuyuqixuede,duinidebingqingfeidanmeiyouyidianbangzhu,fanerhuijiazhongnidebingqing。”

“niruotunfu,likejiuhuifabing,quanshenchouchushiquyishi,tazheizhongyongyi,genbenshushouwuce,jiubulenideming!”

xufengyifanhuadaochu,wangzhixindouyouxiejingyale,xufengjingranjiangtadewanyaopeiliaoshuodeyidianbucha!

莫非他真有点学识?

danwangzhixinhenkuaiyoufoudingle,zhiliaoxinjiaotongdeyaocaidongdianyishuderendouzhidao,xufengmengchulaibushimeiyoukeneng。

“fangsi!wowangzhixinbeiyuweishenyi,nandaohaiburuniyigemaotouxiaozima?wowenni,nizainaxuedeyi?”

xufengyaotou:“womeixueguoyi,zhishizuchuandeeryi。”

“zuchuande?hao,neiwowenni,nifubeiyouhemingyi?”

徐风:“没有。”

“neinikeyouyiguan,jiduoshaorenzhiguobing?”

xufeng:“womeiyouyiguan,yemeijirenzhiguobing。”

xufengmeiyousahuang,shihuashishuo。

tingletadehua,wangzhixinyangtoudaxiao。

“ling**,nitingdaole,yigemeiyouyiguan,meiyoujirenzhiguobing,zubeimeiyoumingyi,queshuozijiyouzuchuandeyishu,biwogenglihai?”

“这话,你敢信?”

lingfeiyanyanlifuxianchuyimoshiwang,danbingmeiyouduixufengeyanxiangxiang。

fanerweiweiyixiao,dao:“xiansheng,xiexienidehaoyile。”

xufengkanlingfeiyanmeiyouyidianshengqilingren,juedezheiyangyigenvrenwangsileyeyouxiekexi。

biandao:“wojiaoxufeng,niyaoshiyudaoleyiwai,keyidaochengnanrongshujiexxhaolaizhaowo,wonengjiunideming。”

“yipaihuyan!”wangzhixinlengzhelianhedao,“jirannishuoninengjiuling**,neiyouhebidengyihou,buruxianzaichushou,rangwomenzhangzhangjianshi?”

xufengdao:“zhiyaotayuanyi,keyia。”

quezaizheishi,xufengdianhuaturanxiangle,shixulandaguolaide。

xufengjimangjieledianhua:“xiaolan,zenmele?”

“ge,nikuaihuilai,yourenzaizawomenjiademen,wohaohaipaya。”

dianhualichuanchuxulanjinghuanghaipadeshengyin,tongshihaiyoujudadeqiaomenshengherangrangsheng。

xufengxinliyichen,nalihaigudeshanglingfeiyan,limashuodao:“xiaolanbiepa,womashanghuilai!”

shuowan,feiyesidechaojialikuangbenerqu。

kandaoxufengturanlikai,wangzhixinyaoleyaotou,dao:“jiekou,doushijiekou!”

“ling**,nikandaoleba,tabaimingleshimeibanfayuanhuizijidehua,haipabeijiechuan,jiazhuangjiedianhua,shizeshixinxupaolule。”

“xianzaidenianqingren,zhenshiyuelaiyuemeiyouxiaxianle!”

lingfeiyandao:“yexutayezhishichuyuhaoxinba,buguaita。”

“ling**,nibufangxianzaifuxiayiliwodeyaokankanxiaoguo,wobaozhengyaodaobingchu!”wangzhixinshuodao。

lingfeiyandianlediantou,ranglingxuenaleyikeyao,jiushuitunlexiaqu。

yifenzhongbudao,lingfeiyanturanyishengjianjiao,liansefeikuaixuebai,wuzhexiongkoujiuwangdishangdao。

“**!”

lingxuejinghu,jimangbaozhulelingfeiyan,danlingfeiyanyijingshuangmujinbi,bushengrenshi,xuanjijiushentichouchuqilai,shifenheren。

lingxuedengzhewangzhixinnuhou:“nidaodiji**chideshenmeyao?”

wangzhixinyehuangle,dao:“zhei,zheijiushiwoqinshoupeizhidezhiliaoxinjiaotongdeyaoa,zheibuyinggaia?”

shuozhe,wangzhixinjimangqujilingfeiyanhaomai,zheiyihaomai,lianselimabianle。

“maixiangyouli,danshifenzaluan,zhei,zheibushixinjiaotongdemaixianga!”

lingxuenuhou:“nidaodinengbunengzhi?”

wangzhixintieqingzhelian:“zheigemaixiangwoyemeijianguo,wo,wowushushouwuce!”

lingxueturanxiangdaoleshenme,dao:“dengdeng,zhiqianneigexufengshuoguo,**chilenideyaojiuhuilikefabing,quanshenchouchushiquyishi,zheibujiushi**xianzaidezhengzhuangma?”

“takendingnengjiu**,kuai,kuaidai**quzhaota!”

lingxuelimabaoqilingfeiyansongjincheli,huiyizhiqianxufengliuxiadedizhi,jichierqu。

wangzhixinyebianlelianse,fenfurenkaiche,genleshangqu。

tabuganxin,nandaotazhendeshishoule?

chengnan,rongshujie,xufengyilukuangben。

“小岚!”

xufenghanleyisheng,chongdaojiamenkou,jiukandaomenyijingbeiqiangxingpokaile,wulizuyoushijigeren。

xulanbeiyigehuangmaochezhetoufazhuazaishouli,lianshanghaiyoujigetonghongdebazhangyin。

kandaozheiyimu,xufengdenaozilikerexueshangyong,nuhuoranshao。

“nimentamajiwoqusi!”

xufengnuhou,chongjinqujiushiyiquan,jianglvmaodafanzaidi。

“哥!”

xulankandaoxufeng,likebaozhetakuleqilai。

“meishierdexiaolan,wohuibaohunide。”xufengqingqingbaozhexulan,roushengshuodao。

zheishi,yigemanlianxionghandepangzicongrenduilizoulechulai,shoulitizheyigengangguan,heiheilengxiaokanzhexufeng。

tabagangguanwangjianbangshangyifang,dingzhexufengshuodao:“nijiushixufeng,dashangzhaogongzideneigexiaobizaizi?”

xufengnudao:“shizhaozilinpainilaide?”

pangziheiheiyixiao:“kanlaimeizhaocuole,ziwojieshaoyixia,wojiaopanghu,jintianlaimeibiedeyisi,jiushiyaodaduanniyitiaogebotuier,jizhaogongzixiaoxiaoqi。”

“e,shuoloule,bujinshiyaodaduannidegebotuier,zheixiaoniangmenerde,laoziyeyaodaduan!”

——neironglaizi【miguyuedu】