第4章
yidaoqixiyouyuanjijin，linaolandequkan，bianzhizhouyingqilaile。
guobuqiran，zhouyingqichuxianzailinaoshenqian，jiaoxiaqingdianshuguanzhiye，yilianshenshidao：“yuanyiweinibutongwudao，meixiangdaojingkeyiyuqifeishen，bucuo，yinideniansuihechengzhanghuanjinglaishuo，nisuandeshangyouxiu！”
shuoshikuajiang，danziyiweishidetaiduyilanwuyu，linaolenglengdikanleyiyan，meiyouhuiying。
zhouyingqijianlinaobushuohua，xinxiayaotou，tachushengaogui，tianfuzhuojue，keyishuojixiaguowanqianchongaiyuyishen，qinglipeiyangzhijin。
takebuxinlinaoyouchaoyuetadekeneng，gengbuxinlinaoshijiejiuzhangjiaoshouzhiren！
tazuobudao，linaogengzuobudao！
“wei，nishifouyizhizaizheili？kekandaoshisheijiulezhangjiaoshou？”zhouyingqihulvelinaodewuli，dadudizaicifawen。
linaozuijiaogouqi：“shiwo！”
“ni！”zhouyingqilianseshunbian，cirenguozhenwulizhiji！
liugeshashou，jihudouyouzhanhuangdeshili，tadanduidanhainengqusheng，danmianduiliurenweigong，genbenbushiduishou。
nengzuodaoduiliurenweigongyijibishade，zhenggexiaguo，zhiyouliaoliaoshuren！
“xiaozi，nibuyaowangxiangsiqibailaidijiuchanwo，wojiuhuiduinilingyanxiangkan！”zhouyingqiyunnuhedao：“nidaodilaiyimingshiganshenme？weishenmeyizhigenzhewo？”
“jiehun！”linaoqishen，zhunbeilikai。
“jiehun？！”zhouyingqilishibaonuwubi，fengkuanghoudao：“lizhangshengjiushizheimejiaonide？woyijingjujuenile！nihaizeixinbusi！xianghewojiehun？ni......”
huahaimeishuowan，linaoshenxingyizhuan，likaishuguan。
zhouyingqiqidezhiduosuo，zheimehoulianpidezhuiqiuzhetacongsuoweijian，yigezongshen，huidaobieshu，fenfudao：“mashangjiwodiaochaqingchulinaodeguiji，woxiangzhidaotadaodiyaoganma！”
清婉阁，张家别墅。
linaotaruketing，zhanganpingreqiediyingleshanglai，lazhulinaodeshou，butingdaoqian：“xianxu，zhenshiduibuqi，wonverbeiwochonghuaile。juranganbanirengzaibanlu！nimeichushenmeshierba？”
“xinyan！haibukuaidaoqian！”
zhangxinyanbuqingyuandidunangleyisheng：“duibuqi。”
zhanganpingyoudao：“yeshiwoyishijidong，wanglezhuzhang，zheiweishileishijituandeleidongshizhangleimingzhen，tingshuonilaile，tamashanglaleyichededongxi，qianlaiwenhou。”
“yifu、xiezi、shouji、diannaohaiyouyinxingka、lingshi、yijineiliangchequanbusongjileni，culvegusuanleyixia，zhishaodesanbaiwan，guangyinxingkalimianjiuzhuangleliangbaiwandelinghuaqian。”
yimingjingshenjueshuodelaotou，zaozhanzaizhanganpingshenhou，zheihuilimakaikou：“linxiaoyou，lishenxianduiwoyoujiumingzhien，xianliaoshitiji，nihetazaishenshanzhongzhangda，congweikanguodianshi，meirirumaoyinxue，youcitaxiashanjinimaileyigemianhuatang，nikuzhechilesantian！shuocongweichiguozheimehaochidedongxi！dannikekuxiuxi，yishenyishu，yijingdadaotadeshifenzhiyi！zhenzhenhaonaner！”
mianduileimingzhenditongxizanshang，linaozuijiaozhichouchou！
什么深山？
什么没看过电视？
shenmechimianhuatangkusantian？
shenmeyishudadaotadeshifenzhiyi？
zheilaojiahuozaimianwaidaodishizenmebianpaizijide？
qiangrenyikounuqi，linaomianwubiaoqingdao：“duoxie。”
zhanganpingzidedikanleyantangmeifeng、zhangxinyan，youyiwuyidishuodao：“leidongshizhangduinishigewaikanzhong，ruobushitanverzaoyijiaren，sunnvhaidouweichaoguoshisui，takeshifeichangyuanyizhaoniweixude！”
leimingzhendaxiaodao：“shilaofumeiyoufuqi！jingcuoguolehelishenxianchengweiyijiarendejihui！”
tangmeifenglianseyinqingbuding，leimingzhennaishiyimingshidegaowangzhongdeshangyesulao，leishijituangengshiyoubaiyizichandeguimo，yuanchaotamenzhangjia。
leimingzhenkanzhongdehoushengwanbei，tachuyanbuxun，xianranbuheshi。
“neihaishilishenxianhuorenwushu，yishugaochao！”tangmeifengbuganxindicileyiju。
zhangxinyanquejijinshitai，bijingyaojiajilinaoderenshita，gangcaiyouyinweibalinaoganxiachedeshier，beizhanganpingmaleyidun，xinlifenwainanshou。
xianzaileimingzhenzheiyangdedalaodoubiaoxianchuduilinaodezanshang！
nandaotazhangxinyanzhendeyaojiajilinaolema？
“yigeshenshanlaolinzhongzhangdadeyeren！yishubudaotayifudeshifenzhiyi！zheisuanshenmehaonaner？”zhangxinyanweiqudajiao，mengdichaoloushangpaoqu，daoleloutikou，huitouhoudao：“zhengnanjuntuanzhanshenyangfancaishizhenzhengdehaonaner！”
zhongrendoubeituranbaofadezhangxinyanjijingdaole。
guolehaoyihuier，leimingzhencaiyouyoushuodao：“xiaozhang，nizheigenverhaodadeyexinwa！”
zhanganpinglianseshanguoyisiyinchen，jierxiaodao：“xiaonverhuyanluanyu，zhuweibuyongfangzaixinshang！dajiaruxi！”
chifanjian，zhanganpingduilinaohaoyidunanfu，linaoquesihaobuzaiyi。
shuodaodi，yaobushiweilefumuxiaoxi，zhangxinyantakandoubuhuiduokanyiyan。
翌日。
linaozhengzaifangjianshuijue，fangmenturanbeidakai，tashenxiyikouqi，dingzhejinruzhiren，lengshengdao：“zhouyingqi，nirucijiuchanbuqing，moyiweiwobuganshani？”
congmenwaijinlaidemanmiannurongdezhouyingqitingwenciyan，xianshiyileng，xuanjinubukee：“linao，nihaiganerenxiangaozhuang！wowenni，nimenfuziweishenmetongshidingxiawohezhangxinyanyunidehunyue？”
yiwanshangdeshijian，zhouyingqijiubalinaozaiyimingshidezongjichalegedichaotian。
dezhilinaodehunyueyouliangfen，zhouyingqipofangle！
tazhouyingqitianzhijiaozi，jingshipingqizhiyi？yihuozhebeitaizhiyi？
简直滑天下之大稽！
linaodandandao：“yigenvrenjieshouqibagenanrendezhuiqiulisuodangran，yigenanrenzhuiqiuqibagenvrenbianshitianliburongle？”
zhouyingqinudao：“zheishihunyue！bushizhuiqiu！”
林傲：“都一样！”
zhouyingqiqideyaoyaqiechi，henhendao：“ruobukanzainiyifumianshang，youyourenwuzaishen，wojueduihuirangnizhidao，qiruwozhouyingqidedaijia！”
linaomianshanggujingwubo，landehuiying。
shenxiyikouqi，zhouyingqizuijiaoluchuyisiwanweidixiaorong：“buguo，nixiaoziyeshidaomei，zhangxinyanxihuanderenshizhengnanjuntuandezhanshenyangfan，haishiyangfanhouxuannvyouzhiyi，renjiakendingqiaobushangni！”
“wojujueleni，zhangxinyankanbushangni，zheiziwei，buhaoshouba！”
“haiyou，zuoriwoxiangzhengnanjuntuanfachuyuanzhuqingqiu，duifanglimapailerenlai，lairenzhengshiyangfan！”
“哈哈——”