wanghaiyileng，lianseyinchenrushui，dingzheyangfanwendao：“xiaozi，nikeyiqudatingdating，zaipinminku，ganzheimejiwoshuohuaderen，zuizhongdexiachangshishenme。”
zaipinminku，tashenmeshihoushouguozheizhongweiqu？
bujinzaitamianqiandongshoudaren，erqiehaiweixieduantashuangtui。
“砰！”
sunanyijiaojiangxiaohuangmaochuaichuquwumiduoyuan，wanquanbuguduifangsihuo，taitoukanxiangwanghai，lengxiaodao：“wobuzhidaozijidexiachangshishenme，danwozhidaonidexiachangshishenme，hetayiyang……”
tashenshouzhilezhituxuehunmidexiaohuangmao。
“qiyoucili，jiwoda！！”
suizhewanghainuhoushengdexiangqi，xushidaifadexiaodimen，rulangsihupuxiangsunan，yichanei，putiangaididegunzi，rutongtianluodiwangbanluoxiangsunan。
“zheijiushidezuiwodedaijia。”
wanghailengxiaoyisheng，kanxiangsunandeyanshen，fangfozaikanyigesiren。
jinwan，sunanbisiwuyi！
danshi，henkuaiwanghailianshangdebuxiejianjianbianchenglejingya、zhenjing……daozuihoudemudengkoudai。
“砰砰砰！”
yilianchuandemenxiangshengjieshuzhihou，liuqiweishenqianglizhuang，shouchiwuqidexiaodibianyijingtangzaidishangaihao，shenzhiyouyiren，kuangtuxianxue，keweishicanburendu。
ersunanwanrutaishanyibanyiliyuandi，fangfoshijianmeiyoudongxikeyihandongta。
tebieshineilengmoyanshen，wanrukeyikongzhirenleishengsidetianshen，rangrenganjuedaokongju。
“还有八分钟。”
sunanzhuanshenzuozaishafashang，kanleyiyanmianqianangguidechaye：“chayebucuo，woxiwangzaiwopaowanchazhiqian，keyirangwojianshidaonizhenzhengdeshili。”
“ninini，nijiwodengzhe。”
wanghairusangjiazhiquanpaochubangongshi，kaishidadianhuayaoren。
shifenzhonghou，sanshiduoweishouchikandaodezhuanghanchongruqipaishi，gegeshenqianglizhuang，rulangsihu，zheirangwanghaijinzhangdexinqingshunjiandedaohuanjie，talikedao：“laoba，jintianwoyunxunisharen，chuleshi，wokangzhe！”
jiaozuolaobadenanzinaishigensuiwanghaiduonianxinfushouxia，zaipinminkunaishirenjinjiezhidefengzi，shoushangyoujitiaorenming，taxinghongdeshetoutianletianzuijiao：“haige，daiwoqujianta。”
henkuai，yiqunrenbianjiangbangongshiweidudeshuixiebutong。
“shierfenzhong，wanleliangfenzhong！”
sunankandaorenlaile，huanhuanjubeiheleyikourecha，dao：“suoyi，jieyueshijian，yiqishangba。”
mianduizheimeduoren，zaisunanyanzhongkandaodezhiyoupingjing，haiyouyisidewusuowei……
“好狂的小子！”
“wozaipinminkuhunlezheimeduonian，congweijianguozheimekuangwangdexiaozi。”
“laoba，jiwonongsita。”
wanghainuhouyisheng，laobajiuxiangshigudaidajiangjun，shouchikandao，jiqiyingyonglvrenchongleshangqu。
“嗖！”
xiayimiao，biankandaosunanshouchiyibabishou，wanruyidaomeiyingbanchongjinrenqun。
“啊啊啊啊啊……”
yishizhijian，bangongshineiqiliangdecanjiaoshengxiangchebuting。
laobadengrenzaihanmangshanshuozhong，yigegedaoxia，meigerenyifudoubeifenglidebishouqiegedeyishanlanlv，xianxuelinli，zuizhonggengshifachutongkudecanjiaosheng。
fanguansunan，lianbuhong，qibuchuandezhanzaiyuanchu，shouzhongdebishouzaoyixiaoshibujian。
嘶……
wanghaidaoxiyikouliangqi，xiayishitaitoukanxiangsunan，yanzhongmanshinanyizhixin，dangtaheneishuanglengmoyanmouduishizhihou，fangfobeidingshenyiban，dongdanbude。
“ninininibieguolai！！”
“wojinggaoni，wonaishijiangshaoyederen，niruoganpengwoyigenshouzhitou，tabidingbuhuiraoni！”wanghaibuduanxianghoutuiqu，jinghuangshicuodechongzhesunanpaoxiaodao。
“jiangshaoye？burenshi！！”
“咔嚓！”
sunanyijiaotasuiwanghaishuangtui，xiaosaliqu！
“a……”shuangtuibeifei，wanghaiyangtoucanjiao，hunmizhiqian，nuhoudao：“huibaojiangshaoye，jiangnianyoubaobiao，jiangnianneigechou**，zaishenbiantoutouzanglebaobiao！！！”
……
xinruijituan，nianyingjituanqixiafenjituan，julipinminkuzhiyousangongli。
“bukeneng，wozaojiudiaochaguole，jiangnianshenbianzhiyouhetamahemengmengerren，jueduimeiyoudisangeren，zenmekenengchulaiyimingwugonggaoqiangdebaobiao？”
shenchuanxizhuang，liuzhebeitoudejiangtaozhanzailuodichuangqian，kanzhelouxiachuanliubuxidecheliangshuodao。
zhanzaiyipangdemeinvmishu，nachuyigeshouji，laidaojiangtaoshenhou，dao：“jiangshaoye，yikaishiwoyerenweiwanghaishihushuobadao，keshiwotongguojiankong，dequefaxianyougenanzi，jiangtamendadeluohualiushui，zheishishipin，ninguomu！”
jiangtaojieguoshoujikanleyiyanshipin，etoujianjianzhouleqilai！
yiren，yibishou，buguoyifenzhongshijian，bianfeidiaojishiren，zheishouduannanmianyouxiehairen。
“jiangshaoye，niyinggaizhidaojiangnianshenmeren，nianyingjituanchuangzaozhe，zhishangmeiyoudaotuizhiqian，xinsizhenmi，yunchouweiwo，jiuliansuchengshangshendouzaitashoulichiguobie！”
“tazaishenbianliuyigeshenshouqianghandebaobiao，worenwei，bingbushishenmechurenyiliaodeshiqing。”
mishuchenmopianke，huanhuankaikoudao。
“zhenbukuishiwotangmeia，napashale，douyaoliuyishoudipai，hehe，meiguanxi，jirandipaiyijingchuxianle，jitafeidiaobianshi！”
jiangtaoyanshenbiandewubilingli：“zheixienianlai，jiazuyizhipaiwofuzepinminkuneibiandeshengyi，wozaojiushougoule，zhiyaodedaoshejituzhi，naxiashengchengjiazuneibiandexiangmu，wojiunengchedifanshen，suoyi……bieshuotayouyigebaobiao，jiusuanyouyibaige，yiqiange，zheizhangshejituzhi，woshizaibide！！”
“您的意思是？？”
mishutaitoukanxiangjiangtao，yuyanyouzhi。
“anzhaowomendeshili，genbenduifubulezheiyangdegaoshou，qujiwodiaochashipinzhongdenanzi，jiranbunengmiediao，neijiulalong……buxiyiqiedaijia，lalong！！”
jiangtaotaitoukanxiangluodichuangwaideneiyizuogaosongruyundegaolou，lengshengdao。
……
贫民窟，小南面馆！
sunanzhanzailuduiguo，kanzhemianguanneineidaomangliudeshenying，yanmeijianjianweihong，takeyiqingchudikandao，muqinbiyiqianxiaoshouxuduo，toushangduolehenduobanbodebaifa。
tebieshineidanbodebeiying，gengshirangtaxiangqilemuqindebuyi。
dangchuyinweitashigefengzi，beimeiliangxindefuqinzhuchujiazuhou，muqinbiandaizhetalaidaosuchengqiuzhuniangjiaqinqi，jieguoyoushiyinweitadecunzai，relaiwaigongdexianqi。
“nijiaruyanjing，benkeyirangzhoujiafeihuangtengda，keyinweinishenglezheimegefengdongxi，daozhisujiaduanjuelehezhoujiayiqiewanglai，nigun……likedaizhenierzigundan！！”
zuizhong，muqinzhinengdaizhetalaidaopinminkugouqietousheng，yiwanmianyiwanmiandejiangtafuyangchengren。
ta……shigebuxiaozia！！
yinweiyouleta，muqinbujinbeilaogongxiudiao，gengshishiquleniangjiaren。
而他呢！
yizou，bianshishijinian，jiangmuqinzijiliuzaipinminku，wuyiwukao！！
“妈……”
tazhangzhangzui，xiangyaohanyishengma，queturansangziganzaodaojizhi，weinengzhenzhengfasheng。
zhouruoyunyechajuedao，yourenyizhidingzhetademianguan，yiweishixiangchimianquemeiqianderen，zaipinminkuzheigedifang，youxuduorenyinweimeiqianereduzi。
zhiyaoshimeiqianchifanderen，tadouhuimianfeisongshangyiwanretengtengdemian。
“haizi，shibushimeiqianchifanle？lai，ayizheiliyoumianfeidemiantiao，guangou！”
zhouruoyunzoudaomenkou，miandaixiaorongdechongzhesunanzhaoshouhandao。
“ma！！wohuilaile！！”
sunanreleiyingkuang，shengyinsiyadechongzhezhouruoyundahandao。