第1章
fangjiannei，chuanlaiyinanyinvdeshengyin。
erzaiketing，fengchenpupudechenhao，qingtianpili，dailiyuandi。
yinweinvrendeshengyin，shitanvpengyouzhangjialide！
tameixiangdao，jintianzijichuyuhuijia，jiuzhuangjiannvpengyouhelingyigenanrenzaifangjianlizongqingfangdang！
“不…”
chenhaoliansefabai，buxiangxinnvpengyouhuibeipanziji。
dangnianzhangjialidelezhongbing，chenhaoweitahualejiangjinliushiduowan，jiulianmuqinzheitaofangdoujidiyale，qingjinjiachan。
tashenzhiweilezhuanqian，zaiyiyuansimaiguowaikangaiyaopin，beiyiyuanfaxianhou，gaotaruyuzuoyinianlao！
binghaohoudezhangjiali，sangeyueqiantahaiqujianyutanwangchenhao，shuodengtachuyujiujiajita。
kexianzai，quehuanlaizheiyangdejieguo。
“啊，**！”
nuhuozhichongnaomen，chenhaonuhouyisheng，chuaimenjinru。
dachuangshang，yinanyinvzaidapuke，beituranchuangjinlaidechenhaohedejifeigoutiao…
“zhangjiali，niweishenmebeipanwo，weishenmea？”
chenhaohongzheshuangyan，nudengzheiduigounannv，nuhuogongxin。
zhangjialiyikanshichenhao，dunshitajiubuhuangle，wendao：“nishenmeshihouchuyude？”
“wowennihua，niweishenmezheiyangzuo？”
shangqudechenhaoxiangzhuazhuzhangjiali，danbeitajianfulintaijituikai：“xiangganma？”
“林泰！”
chenhaonushita，meixiangdaohenvpengyougoudayiqide，jingranshizijicengjingzaiyiyuandetongshi！
chenhaozhuanyeshixuezhongyi，zaizhengheyiyuanzhongyikeshijiurenzhuzhidafu。
erlintaishixuexiyi，shiyiyuanzuinianqingdezhuren！
yinweitafuqinshiqiangshengyiliaokejiyouxiangongsidedongshizhang，shituotuodefuerdai！
“chenhao，niyekandaole，womeishenmehaojieshide。”
zhangjialilengzhelian，buzhixiukui，hailizhiqizhuangshuodao：“woxianzaihelintaizaiyiqi，suoyi，womenzhijianjieshule！”
“zhangjiali，nishuozheizhonghua，niduideqiwoma？”
chenhaozhizhetanudao：“woweinifuchuneimeduo，xianzainigenwoshuojieshu，nandaoniliangxinbeigouchilema？”
“heng，neiyouzenmeyang？”
zhangjialibuyiweiranshuodao：“benlaijiushiniyingwangwoshenshangtiande，woyoumeiqiuzheni，jiwohuaqianzhibing！”
舔狗，妥妥的舔狗！
chenhaoxinrudaoge，meixiangdaotanengshuochuzheizhongzhaxindehualai，tongxinnudao：“zhangjiali，nihaohendexin，dangchuwozenmehuikanshangnizheigexinruduxie，zisizilidenvren…”
zhangjialilengyanxieshita，baishoushuodao：“xianshidianbachenhao，nixianzaizuolaochulai，yihoukendingzhaobudaohaogongzuo，wokebuxianggenzhenishouku。”
“ganjingunchuwojiaba，wohaiyaohelintaijixuzaowani。”
yizhizhanzaipangbianlintaikanzhechenhao，xixuechaoxiao。
“shenmenijia，zheishiwojia，yaogunyeshinimengun！”chenhaonuhou。
zhangjialihuaixiao：“wanglegaosuni，nineigeshamamayijingjiangzheitaofangziguohudaowomingxiale！”
“shenme？”chenhaozhenjing。
“hehe，shuolainineigeshamamazhenhaopian，wosuibianhuyoutayiju，shuodengnichuyuwomenjiujiehun，jieguotajiuxinle。”
zhangjialilengxiao：“renshanbeirenqi，shuodejiushinimenmuziliang，huogaidaomei。”
“你…”
chenhaobeitaqidenuhuogongxin，mengranpushangqu：“**，woyaodasini…”
jieguolintaizhanchulai，yigegouquanzhongzhongzazaitalianshang，jiangchenhaodafeichuqu，lengxiao：“wokeshilianguosandade。”
“lintai，jiangtaganchuqu。”
“得嘞。”
lintaishanglai，yibazhuazhuchenhaobozihouyiling，xiangtuosigouyiyang，jiangtazhijietuochumenwaiqu。
“这个还给你。”
jiezhezhangjialijiangyikuaiyupeidiujilemoyu，lengheng：“shenmechuanjiabao，wodouzhaorenjiandingguo，jiushiyikuaiputongdepoyupeieryi，ganjindaizhequzhaonineigeshamamaba。”
“eduile，nineigeshamamaxianzaiyinggaishizhuzaitianhongqiaodixia！”
“什么？”
“haiyou，wohejializheigeyueershihaojuxingdinghunyan，daoshinijidequhexijiu，hehe…！”
lintaichaoxiaoshuowan，pengyishengguanshangdamen。
chenhaodengyan，taxiangdaomuqin，neixinzhejiwanfen，nazheneikuaiyupei，niutouwanglouxiapaoqu…
bangexiaoshi，zailinhaishitianhongqiaodeqiaodixia，chenhaokandaolerangtayibeizidounanwangdechangjing！
zhijiantamuqinheyuzhu，pengtougoumian，yishanpolan，haiquezheyitiaotui，helingwaijigeliulanghanjuzhuqiaodixia…
“妈…！”
chenhaomuziyulie，xinrudaojiao，tapaoguoquguizaimuqinmianqian：“erzibuxiaoa…”
zuozaineizhenglipingzideheyuzhuniutou，jiandaoshierzi，zangxixidelianjidong：“haoer，nichuyule…”
“wuwu，ma，woduibuqinin…”
chenhaotongkuliuti，etoupengpengdizazaidishang，douchuxuele。
“昊儿别这样…”
quezhetuideheyuzhuxintengdizhuaiqichenhao，tanqishuodao：“yaoguaijiuguaineigezhangjiali，meixiangdaotarucixinhen…”
shuangyanxuehongdechenhao，cikexinliduizhangjialiyishihenzhirugu。
“妈，你的腿…”
kanzhemuqinzuojiaoquele，heyuzhutanqi：“shineigejiaolintaiderendade。”
“啊…”
chenhaoyangtiannuhou：“zhangjiali、lintai，woyidingyaojiangnimencuoguyanghui…！”
qingxushaoweilengjingxialaidechenhao，zhunbeidaimuqinxianquyiyuanzhiliaocantuishi，yigenianqingnvzichuxian！
nvziyishenbaisezhangqun，yuyanjuemei，qizhiqingleng，qichangshizu，yuanchuyikan，yourunvwangjianglin。
kanzhechenhaomuzilangbeimoyang，nvziweiweicumei，yuanyuanhuandao：“nishichenhao？”
chenhaohuitouwendao：“nishishei？”
“wojiaoxuqingge，congjingchenglai，zhaonituihun！”nvzishuodao。
“jingcheng？tuihun？”chenhaojingcha。
xuqinggediantou：“dangnianniyeyechenwentian，hewoyeyejiwomendingleyizhihunshu，nikecengzhidao？”
chenhaobuyouhuitoukanxiangmuqin。
“niyeyedequejiniliulejiuzhanghunshu，tashuodangnianjiuleyigejiaoxudaguoderen，jinidingleyizhihunshu！”
“haoer，zhuanghunshudehezijiuzaineigedaizili。”heyuzhuzhizheshenhoushepidai，rangchenhaoguoqunahunshu…
“xudaguoshiwoyeye！”xuqinggeshuodao。
dangniantayeyechuyiwai，beichenhaodeyeyechushouxiangjiu，weilebaodaenqing，caiyoulezheiyizhihunshu。
kerujinxujia，yijingshijingchengbadajiazuzhiyi，fukediguo。
zaikanchenjia，chenhaodeyeyezaonianjiuguoshile。
tafuqinchenjing，zaichenhaosansuineinianshenmishizong，zhijinxialuobuming！
xuqinggelaizhiqian，yijingdatingguochenhaozuijinzhuangkuang。
kanzhetamuqinjuzhuzaiqiaodixia，shenghuorucijiongpo，jiunengkanchuzheigechenhaoshigefeiwu！
zheiyangderen，zennengpeideshangjingchengshangjie，damingdingdingdejueshinvzongcaixuqingge。
chenhaocongshepidailitaochuyigemuhezidakai，xiancongzhongnachuleyikuaibuzhishenmecaizhideheiselingpai，cainachujiugexinfeng，diyifengshangmianmingzixiezheyewanwan！dierfengshixuqingge…
“侍神令！”
ranerxuqinggekandaoneikuailingpai，fengmouyideng，neixinzhendong。
yuanlaichenjia，zhenyoushendiandeshishenling！
“这是你的…”
shuozhe，chenhaojiangyifengxiezhexuqinggedexinfengdijita…
xuqinggefengmoujingyi，meixiangdaotarucigancui，dayinghezijituihun。
jieguohunshudetadaoshengxiexie，shuo：“ruguonixuyao，wokeyibang…”
“不用…”
chenhaozhuanshen，jiangshouzhonglingpaishouhuimuhezili…
“等等！”
xuqinggemangjiaozhuta，chenhaoniutou，lengyankanzheta…
xianzaichulemuqin，chenhaoduitianxiasuoyounvrendouwugan，baokuoyanqianzheigenvren！
xuqinggeshuodao：“neikuailingpainengfoujiewoyiyong，woyigeyuehouhaijini…”
“不借，你走吧。”
jieguochenhaolengshengjujue，buzailihuita。
xuqinggezhoumei，fengmouzhishizheinanren…
yinweitajintianlaibujinshiweilezhaochenhaotuihun，haixiangkankantashifouzhenyoushishenling。
yinweitajixuyaocouqisankuaishishenling，jiejuejiazukunjing！
zhidaochenhaojintianzaoxindejingli，xianzaizhengqitoushang，xuqinggeshuodao：“gaitianwozaidengmenbaifang！”
chenhaobuyiweiran，zhuanguoshenqudeta，shoulihainazhezhangjialihaideneikuaijiachuanyupei，buxiaoxinpengdaoetoushangkechulaidexianxue…
shunjian，yupeishangneitiaoxuxurushengdezhenlong，huaweijinguangzuanjintademeixin。
dunshi，chenhaozhenggerenjiangyingzaiyuandi！
zhuanshenlikaidexuqingge，bingmeifaxiantayiyang。
jiezhetashouji**xiangqi，shiyejiaqianjinyewanwandalaide！
dianhuachuanlaiyidaorounuodongtingshengyin：“qingge，shiqingbandezenmeyangle？”
“banhaole，danwomeigentayaonidehunshu！”
“嗯，为什么？”
“yinweitazhenyoushishenling！”