第3章
诡村（一）
tiankuailiangle，linzhongcaomudelunkuomanmanqingxiqilai。dantiankongquemeiyoutongtoudeyisi，huimengmengde，fangfoyikuaiconghoudaobodezangmobu。niaosihuyebuduo，zhilinglingsansanoueryouyiliangchujiaoshengchuanlai。
zhangwenxizhuzheyigenkushuzhizouzailinzhong，shuangyansichusaoshi，meitousihuzhouleqilai。
zaitashenqian，tudilidazhuangzhengqianzhehongsheng，yaozhetongling，lingzhewujumamujiangyingdeshitimomoqianxing。liangrenwushizaihouhoudeluoyecengshangzouguo，tachuleyitiaozhaizhaidexiaodao。
“eishifu，denghuiwoqudaliangzhiniaolaiba，zongkenmantoumianbingzenmeshoudele……wojizhewodadailihaishengdianyanbani……”
“bizui！kanlu。”zhangwenxiyijuhuajiubalidazhuangbielehuiqu。tayiranbutingdisichuzhangwang，shengyinlitouchujifenfanzaozhiyi。
lidazhuangwenyanyebuganzaishuoshenme，yaozhetonglingyoumaikailebuzi。
chulelinzishiyipianhuangcao，caosebanbozaluan，jintouchuyinyuexianchucunluodelunkuo。
zhangwenxizhilezhineigefangxiang，lidazhuanghuiyi，laqishitiwangneibianzouqu。
tamenzaibanrengaodecaoconglijiannanbashe，rutongtangguohunzhuodeheshui。tianseyoufanglianglexie，yuanchudecunziquefangfolongzhaozaiyituanwuqizhizhong，yijiurangrenkanbuqingtadezhenrong。
yuejiejincunzi，zhangwenxideliansejiuyueningzhong。lidazhuangkanzhetajinsuodemeitouheshenjindadailiwozhufaqideshou，yeshoulianlexinshen，yibuyibuzoudeguiguijuju。
“shifu，wozenmeganjuexinliliangsousoude？”lidazhuangsichukanlekan，yadishengyinwendao。
“kanlainixiaoziyehaibusuantaidai。”zhangwenxixiexiedengleyiyan，“nikanzheicunzisuozai，shanbeishuinan，jiyinzhidi，pianshenghaizaidiwachu，xibianjintiezheduanya，weiyiyangqiwangshengdedongbianyouyouzheimeyidapianlinzi……nishuozheixianggeshenme？”
lidazhuangchaoshifusuozhizhichukanleliangyan，shitandadao：“xiangge……keng？”
“什么坑？”
“fenkeng……washifunikebiehewo！”
“buchengqidedongxi，tiantiangensirendajiaodaohaipageqiu！”zhangwenxizhizhineijijushiti，chuihuzidengyanjingdimaqilai，“zaishuoniwanglezanmenshichinawanfande？jiusuanneilibianyoushenmebuganjingdedongxi，yeyinggaishitamenpawomen！”
zhangwenxiyizhenyixiu，“nishifuwozounanchuangbeizheimeduonian，shenmezhenzhangmeijianguo！bieshuoshixieyinshazhiqi，jiushibaibashigelvmaojiangshiweizaigenqian，weishiyebudaizhayixiayanjingde！”shuowanmaikaibuzi，xiongjiujiuqiangangdao：“tuijiaofanglisuodian，zanmencongpangbian，raoguoqu……”
lidazhuangfanlegebaiyan，yaoqitonglinggenleshangqu。
meizoujibu，zhangwenxihuranyoutinglexialai，duizhecaodishangyikuaidashitouhandao：“chulai！”
tazhiqiankansiqingsongsuiyi，quesihaomeiyoufangsongjingti。lidazhuanghaimeifanyingguolai，tajiufaxianleshitouhoumianyouren。
“aiyouaiyou，meiliushenchongzhuangleerweixiansheng，moguaimoguai……”shuohuashengxiangqi，shitouhoumianzouchuyigerenlai，“ganshijiangxingzou，shengrenbirang，zheiguijuwodong。zheibugangxunsizaizheisapaoniao，yishizimeizhuyidaoerweilaoge，moguaimoguaia。”
neirengeziaixiao，xiangmaoputong，yizhangzuiqueshinengshuohuidao。tacikepeixiaogongshou，yishenpiqihaishizheyanbuzhu。
“budajin。”zhangwenxibuxianbudandihuileyiju，youshiyilidazhuangjiezheganlu。
“aiyouaiyou，kebuganzaiwangqianzoula！”neigexiaogeziquelanleshanglai。
“ganshabunengzou？”lidazhuangqiangzhewen。
xiaogezihuitouwanglewangcunhoudeshan，nunuzui：“nei，jiuneier……shangougouliyouzhangqi，lihaidehen，niudounengdusi！”
lidazhuangyilianjiaojidiwangxiangzhangwenxi：“neizabanni……”
zhangwenxizhouzhemeidao：“meineimexuanba？”
“ai，kebugansuibianshia……”xiaogezilianmangtixing，“qunianjiushiyougewayaode，buzhishenqian，yiweizijinengdehen，jieguohulihutusizaizhangqilile。nimenbiebuxina……yaoburanwozenmezaizheier，haibujiushipayourenwuchuangjinshan，cunzhangcairangwoyidazaojiulaicunkoushouzhema……”
jianzhangwenxihaizaisisuo，xiaogeziyouzhizhitiandao：“woshuoliangweilaoge，zheizhangqimeigeliangsantiansanbule。taiyangjiukuaichulaile，nimenhaishixianbiezoule，daowomencunlixieyixie……ganshijiangwoyejianguohaojici，guijudoudong，ninfangxin，youxianchengdedifangjizheijiweilaoyexiuxi。”
zhangwenxidingzhexiaogezikanlehaoyizhen，caikaikoudao：“neijiutingnide。”
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“aiya，shifu，nijiushiyixinbingtaizhong。nikanzheixiexiangqinmenduohao，younalibuduijingma……”lidazhuanggenzaizhangwenxishenbian，xiaoshengdigudao。
zheigecunzikanshangquhetamendaoguodeqitadifangqueshimeishenmebutong，yaoshuoyoubutongzhichu，jiushicunminmenduitamenshizaishitaiguoreqing。
pingriliganshijiangsuiranshourenzunjing，danyecongmeijianguoyourenzhudongqianqianhouhoubangmanganzhishiti、dadianshisude，bijingyibanrenduineixieshenshenguiguidedongxihaishibennengdihaipa。genghekuangzheinianyuebinghuangmaluan，yibandelaobaixingzijijianengchibaodouburongyi，nahaigudeshangbieren。
zheigecunzizewanquanbutong。tamengenzheneigexiaogeziyijincun，cunzhangmashangjiuchulaijiedai，anpairenbatamenlingdaocunbianyijiandawu，anzhihaoshiti，dalihaochuangpu，yourangrenhuiquzuofan，shuoshiyaojinyijindizhuzhiyi。
nengchishangrehufanshuishanganwenjue，lidazhuangkaixindehen，zhangwenxiqueshishishikekedouzaixiaoxintifang。
“nishenmeshihounengdongdongnaozi？”zhongwuzaiqucunzhangjiachifandelushang，zhangwenxizhongyuhuidaletudideyiwen。
qiaoqiaoluoxiadailurenyixiaoduanlu，zhangwenxidishengdao：“nimeikanchulaineixiemangqianmanghoubangzanmenderenzuoqishilaihaoxiangtaixianshulema？shitifangzaishenmefangwei，chuanghuyaobuyaozheqilai，naxiedongxibunengfangwuli……tamendoudong，zheibushihenqiguaima？nandaotamenjingchangzuozheixieshi？haiyou，wozongganjuezheicunziyouguqiguaideweidao，xiangshiqi，danyoubushi……zongzhi，denghuixinsifanghuoluodian，duoliudianshen……ailailelaile，nizoudeyoudiankuaihaha……”
ranerzheidunfanyemeiyoushenmeteyizhichu。shanqinyecai、cuchadanfan，cunzhang、taerzi，haiyouliuqisuidesunzidouzai，nvrenmenliuzaichufang，liushilaisuimiansetuhuangdecunzhangguanlejibeijiubianguanbuzhuhuaxiazi，genzhangwenxidonglaxichetanshenlungui，tuomoxingzifeidemanzhuodoushi。yiqiedouzaizhengchangbuguo。
lidazhuanghuranerduodongledong，zhanqishenlaidalegehaha：“buhaoyisialaoshu，wojiegeshouqu。”
tatiaoqixiaozhitaozheyafeng，manyouyoudizouchutangwu，erduoquezainingshenjingting。lidazhuangyidanjingjueqilai，bianyihuchangrendijimin。
“niang，jiashengegezhendehaoede，tadousantianmeichidongxile，woyaojitasongfanqu……”cunzhangsunzichunyazideshengyincongchufangchuanlai。
“buxing！nianggennishuoguoduoshaoci，jiaonibuyaodaoshanliqu，nijiushibuting……”zheiyinggaijiushichunyazitaniang。
chunyazikaishikunaoqilai：“wojiuyaoqu，jiuyaoqu，jiashengegeyijingsantianmeichifanle……wojiuyaoqu……”
yigelaoyixiedefurenshengyinxiangqi：“saihuaa，chunyaziyaoqunijiurangtaquba，zheihaizixinshan，jianbuderenshouku……jiudangjidianyindele……”
lidazhuanghaimeitingquan，chunyazijiucongchufangpaolechulai，huailibaozheyigexiaozhulan。
“shifu，nigenlaoshuliaozhea。wokanlaishihoulubianyoukesuanzaoshuguozijiedetinghao，wodaoneierzouzouqu，chitaiduochengzhele……”lidazhuangyibianhan，yibianqiaoqiaodigenshanglechunyazi。
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zhangwenxigencunzhangzheiyiliaojiucongzhengwuliaodaoleritoupianxi，qijiancunzhangranglaopoerxiyouzhuleliangdieyanshuicandou，tangleyihulaohuangjiu，dengzhangwenxihuidaofangshitineijiandawudeshihou，tianyijingcaheile。
tuimenjinwu，yigequantouyingmiandajiangguolai，zhangwenximeiyoufangbei，jijibashenziyipian，rangguolezheicubujifangdeyiquan，yidaoheiyingcazhetacuanchumenqu。zhangwenxitiqishuanmendemubang，yishuaishouzhilechuqu，zhengzhongneirendetuiwan。neirenshenxingdunledun，zhangwenxichongchuqushitayipaodeyuanle。
zhangwenximeizaiquzhui，yemeijingdongqitaren，zhuanshenzoujinwuzhongchakanshiti。
wujushitidouhaizai，zhishiyouyijudaozailedishang，tangzailimenbuyuandedifang，kanlaiduobanshibeigangcaineirendongguo。
“nanbuchengshilaitoushitide？kezheiputongdeshitinengyoushenmeyong？”zhangwenxibadaoxiadeshitibanhuiyuandi，rangqitieqiangzhanhao。
zhengsisuojian，lidazhuanghuilaile。tayijinwujiufanshenguanshanglemen，zuodaodengzishanglianhelesandabeichashui。
“shifu，zhendeyouguguai！”lidazhuangqihaimeichuanyunjiuyadishengyinpobujidaidihandao。
“wozheieryeyouguguai……suanlenixianshuo。”zhangwenxiyezuolexialai。
“woqiaoqiaogenzhechunyazi，jiushicunzhangtasunzi，jinletangshan。”
“shenme，nijinshanle！shanlibushiyouzhangqima？”zhangwenxijingdao。
“meidaozhangqizaidedifang……aiyashifunihaohaotingwoshuowan……jintianchifandeshihou，chunyazizaichufangshuoyaojiyigejiaoshenme‘jiashen’derensongfan，shuoshisantianmeichidongxile，taniangburang，ranhougujishitanainaishuoleliangju，jiurangtasongqule。”
“shenmeluanqibazaode……”zhangwenxirenbuzhuyoudaduanlidazhuang。
“zheibushizhongdian……wolaoganjueneihaizishenshangyougujiangshideweidao，jiuqiaoqiaogenzhetajinlecunhoutouneizuoshan，ranhounincaiwofaxianshenmele？”
“有屁快放！”
“heihei，neieryougeshandong，donglihaiyouren！wogumozheneidongshitongxiangshenmeyinmidifangde，neirenshishoudongkoude，xiaohaigenzhetanagehuobajinqulehaobantian，wojiuzaineierdengadeng，dengxiaohaizaichulaideshihousongfandelanziyijingkongle……neishanshangdewenzikezhenduhei，kanjiwoyaodezheiyishoudabao……woyemeiganguoqukan，wanyilibianrenduoni？woyouzaineifujinraoleraojiuhuilaile。”
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cunzilingyibian，cunzhangjia。
“goubaoagoubao，haishuonishigefujiang，funimageguie！chadianhuailewodedashi！”xiawucaibazijihedaoledecunzhangcishimeiyouyidianzuitai，tazaitangwuzhongbutingduobu，dashengchimazheneigezuozaidengzishangrouzhetuidexiaogezi。
goubao，jiushixianqianbazhangwenxishitudaijincunderen，yeshiganggangbeizhangwenxiyongmenshuanzashangtuiwanderen。
“wokantadaileneimeduosiren，yishixinrexianggaolianggema……sheixiaodeneigelaoguierzihuizaineigeshihouhuiqu……wozheishi，zheishihaoxinbanhuaishima……”goubaorouzhetuiwan，xiaoshengweizijibianjie。
“haolehaole，woxiaodele，nizaiganbutingwodezhihuizijixiagao，laozidaduannidetui！”cunzhangdeqisihuxiaolexie。
“neitamenneiwugesirenjiubuyaole？”goubaoyouxiaoxinyiyidiwendao。
“yao，dangranyao！buguolaoziyaodebushiwuge，shiqige！”cunzhangbeizheshou，yishuangyanjingyingzhedengguang，zaiyanfenglizhuanlaizhuanqu。
gouzuizijingleyijing，huanguoshenlaihouyanlifangchuxiongguang，“yaode！yaode！”
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diertian，zhangwenxizhaodaocunzhang，wentashanshangdezhangqishenmeshihounengsan，cunzhangshuodaitadaokongkuangchuwangwangkan。yixingrenwangcunkouzouqu，queyujianleyiqueyiguaizouzailushangdegoubao。
“aiyoudaxiongdi，tuizenmelezheishi？”lidazhuangyijiangoubaobianhanleyisangzi。
“bietile，zuotianbeigouzhui，dieleyijiao！”goubaomamalieliedicuileyikou。
cunzhangdengletayiyan，“nibushuohuameirennanidangyaba！zhengtianyoushouhaoxian，yemeijiannihaohaoganguoshenmeshi，jinjicunlidiulian！”
cunzhangfahua，goubaobianbuzaiyanyule。
zouleyiduanshangpolu，jirenlaidaolecunkouneipiancaodi。
“kanneier，youdianwuqidedifang，neijiushizhangqile。”cunzhangzhizhecunzinanbianneizuodashanshuodao。
“neifanweiyebudaa……”zhangwenxidao。
“kanqilaimeishenme，daogenqiankedudehen，nimenxianzaijinqujiushiqusongming，yaobuwozenmefeideliunimenni？”
zhangwenxiganxiaoleliangsheng，zhuankailehuati：“cunzhanga，wokancunlihaoxiangyemeishenmeliangtianba，dansihudajiashenghuodouhaibucuo……wuyimaofan，wojiushihaoqi。”
“zheiyoushenmemaofanbumaofande！womencundetiandizhinalaizhongkouliang，datouquanzaishanlini。”cunzhangxiaohehede，shenqinghanhouheshan。
“zheimeshuozheishanlizanglebaobei？”
“nayoushenmebaobei，buguoshixiexiqideyaocai、mucaihaiyoumaopibale。neijuhuazenmeshuolaizhe……kaoshanchishanma！”
zhangwenxiyehehedixiaoqilai，yanjingliqueyouguangmangshanguo。
ganggangtakandefenming，zhenggejiyindishidezhongxinjiushineipianzhangqisuozaizhichu，yinshazhiqibuduanwangzheige“dakeng”lijuji，youliudongdaozhangqisuozaide“qiyan”。zhengchangqingkuangxia，yinqidaoleqiyanzhihoujiuyinggaiwangwaikuosan，youhuidaoguangkuotiandizhizhongqu。danneizuoshanshangdeqiyanqueshifenguiyi，yinqidaoleneilibudanmeiyouxiaosan，fanerbuduanduiji，buduanzhuangda，sensenranfangfoguiyu。
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“nishuoshenme，chunyaziyoujineishengkousongguofan？shenmeshihoudeshi？……zuotianxiawu？chifanneihui？”bangwanshifen，cunzhangzaizijiachufangliduilaopodafaleiting。
“zheiwaerzenmejiuzheimejiangni？”cunzhangyaoyaotou，tanlekouqi，“budui，zuotianxiawu……neiganshijiangdetudi……”cunzhanghuranxiangdaoleshenme，jicongcongdipaochumenqu。
“neilianggeganshijiangduobanshifaxianshanlidemimile！”cunzhangdaogoubaojiazhaodaogoubao，mianseyinchendexiangshiyaodichushuilai。
“啊！那咋办呢？”
“huangshenme，yaoshitamenzhendefaxianle，tamenjiugengbuhuizoule……wohaiweizenmechulitamenshangnaojinni，yaotamenzhenganjinshanli，shiqingdaoshihaobanduole。”cunzhanglenglengdixiaoqilai，“jishitoushengkouweizhu，yikouyikouyenengbatamenkensi。neilianggeganshijiangjiushiyoutongtiandebenshi，yebukenenghuozhechushan！”
tingzhezheixie，goubaobujinsuolesuobozi，sihuxiangdaoleshenmejiqikepadeshiqing。