shaertiaoshangxiaozhouzhihou,balaodiefangxia,zheicaitaiyankanleqiuwenyiyan。
tademuguang,zaiyemeiyoushazidedaizhi,ershifeichangruili,xiangdaofengyiban,lingrenwangershenghan。
“shaer,ni,nixiangganshenme?”
邱文颤声说道。
tahaicongmeijianguozheiyangdelingrenshengweideshaer!
shaeryiyanbufa,turanjingong!
tadesudukuaidexiangshandianyiban!
qiuwenyuanlaiwanquanbuxieshaer,yiweisanliangxiajiukeyibatagaodian,rujinjiantakuairuliuxingyibandejingong,lianmangjuqizhugandidang!
tahuibeiyidang,xiangyaodangzhushaer。
nalizhidao,shaershoufaqikuai,yixiazizhuazhuleqiuwendeshoubei,yongliyian,baqiuwenandaozailexiaozhoumubanshang!
“shaer,qingdian!qingdian!”
邱文连忙求饶着说。
“傻二也你叫的?”
shaeryiyongli,qiuwenwawajiaozhe。
“傻,傻大哥——”
邱文改口说道。
“cao,haiburujiaoshaerhaoting!”
shaershuozhe,shouyouyiyongli!
“lidage!lidage!”
邱文连忙说道。
“dageyeshinijiaode?jiaodaye!”
傻二喝道。
“大爷!大爷!”
qiuwenmanggaikoushuo,wanquanmeiyoulezhiqiandexiaozhangqiyan。
taxinlixiang:“cao,zheihaishishaerma?yidiandoubushaa!”
“shuo!wodageshibushibeiniyanside?”
shaerwendao,shuangmurudian,jinjindingzheqiuwen。
“bushi,bushi,woyigedayude,naligansharena?”
邱文连忙说道。
shaershouyiyongli,shuo:“neitashizenmeside?”
“这个,这个——”
qiuwentuntuntutu,yishijianbuganshuochulai。
shaerjianle,zheiyixiayongzhonglile,zhitingkacayisheng,qiuwendeshouguanjiebeiyatuojiu,dunshitongdetasiyaliezuidicanjiao!
“shuo!”shaerehenhendishuo:“bushuodehua,lingyizhishoubeiyeyaoduan!”
“我说!我说!”
qiuwenlianmangshuodao,etouyijingmanbulehanzhu,tongdetazhangkaizui,buduanjiaozhe。
“说!”
傻二的眼睛都红了!
taxiangzhidaoshisheihaisilezijidegege!xuezhai,yidingyaoxuehai!
“wo,woyeshizaidayudeshihou,faxian,faxiannigebeirentuixiashui,ranhou,beisisidianzaishuili······”
qiuwenshuozhe,xiangqineiyitiandejingli,xintouyoudanhan,jixushuo:“mole,caifaxian,lingtoude,jiushilibatian,tahaishuo,zheiyixiashouguale,kannihaijiabujiajilaozi······”
shaertingle,baqiuwenzhongzhongyireng,zuilihenhendishuo:“zheigelibatian,woyaotaxuezhaixuehai!”
qiuwenkandaoshaerxionghendeyangzi,xinxiang:“zheinalishishazia,fenmingjiushigemotou!”
shaerfuxiashenzi,tanletanlilaodiedebixi,jianmeishenmeshi,dangxiashuo:“songwomendaoanshangqu!”
“wo,wo······”qiuwenxinxiang:“laozishoubeidouduanle,haitamadezenmesongnimen?”
shaerkanletayiyan,turanshangqian,shoufalisuo,yixiazibangtajiehaoleshoubei。
qiuwenzhitingkacayisheng,tongdedajiao,quefaxianshoubeinengdongle,mangshuo:“xiexie!xiexie!”
“撑!”
傻二下命令说。
qiuwenlianmangbaxiaozhouchengdaoanbianqule。
shaerbeizhelilaodie,yigefeishen,tiaodaoanshangqule。
qiuwenananhecai,xinxiang:“zheishenshou,wurennengdia!”
shaeryoukanleqiuwenyiyan,shuo:“bayudiuguolai!”
“哦,好,好!”
qiuwenlianmangbalilaodiedewanggenyudiuleguoqu,zuilihaishuo:“lidaye,yihousuishidoukeyilaidahudayu!”
shaerhengleyisheng,bulita,beizhelilaodiejiuhuiqule。
shaerhuidaojiali,shaerniangjianlilaodiehunmibuxing,dunshijinghuangqilai,shuo:“zheishizenmele?zheishizenmele?”
wangxiuyunyebeijingdongle,paolechulai,wen:“shaer,zandiezenmele?”
shaerbalilaodiefangxia,shuo:“meishi!”shuozhe,shenshouzaililaodieshenshangdianlejixiaxuedao。
lilaodieyouyouxingzhuan,zuilishuo:“langlifangun,wozuoguiyebuhuifangguonide!”
shaerniangjianlilaodiexingguolai,jiaoshenganituofo,shuo:“nizongsuanxingguolaile!”
wangxiuyunzhidaowenshaeryeshuobuqingchu,dangxiaduililaodieshuo:“die,shibushiqiuwenduiniganleshenme?”
lilaodiediandiantou,shuo:“tayizhuganbawodajinshuili,jihuyaoyansiwole!”
shaerniangtingle,shuo:“a,neiyihouhaishibiequhulidayule!”
shaernaqiyu,shuo:“yu!yu!”
lilaodieyaoyaotou,shuo:“buquhulidayu,womenmeiyoudile,hainashenmechini?”
“woyaochiyu!woyaochiyu!”
傻二吵吵地说道。
“hao,hao,saozizheijiuquzhuyujinichi!”
wangxiuyunshuozhe,jiujieguoyu。
“woyaohongshao!woyaohongshao!”
傻二继续嚷嚷说。
wangxiuyungandaoweinanle,yinweihongshaoxuyaoyouhejiangyou,erzheiliangyang,zhengshijialiqueshaode,dangxiashuo:“zheige,zheige,shuizhuyubuhaoma?”
shaerniangyezhidaomeiyouhejiangyou,bianshuo:“laoer,shuizhuyuyehaochi!jialimeiyouhejiangyoua,zuobulehongshaoyu!”
“我去买!”
shaershuozhe,jiuwangwaimianzouqule。
“ni,ninalilaideqiana!”
傻二娘赶紧叫道。
shaerbulita,jingzhiqule。
taqudaoyijiayouyanjiangcudepuzi,shuo:“laoban,jiwodayouhejiangyou!”
dianlaobanyikanshishaer,dunshixiaole,shuo:“niyouqianma?”
shaeryaoyaotou,shuo:“shezhexian!”
“shejiniyigeshazi?nijiaowozhaosheiyaoqianqu?”
dianlaobanshuozhe,yaoshoushuo:“qu,qu,biezuaiwozuoshengyi!”
shaerjiantabuken,turanyiliankangqiwudaimi,shuo:“nibuken,wokangzhemijiupao!”
dianlaobanjiantayixiazikangqiwudaimi,shenlijingren,zhenpatakangzhejiupao,mangshuo:“nifangxia!nifangxia!wojinishe!”
shaerxiaole,shuo:“laobanhaishihuizuoshengyi,wudaimi,huanyipingyou,yipingjiangyou,henhuasuana!”
dianlaobantinglezheihua,dengdayanjingkanzheshaer,shuo:“nibushaa!”
“谁说我傻!”
shaershuozhe,guoqunaleyipingyouhejiangyou,bianyangzhangerqule。
tahuiquzhihou,bayouhejiangyoujiaodaowangxiuyunshouzhong。
wangxiuyunchijingbuyi,shuo:“ni,nizhenmailaiyouhejiangyou?”
“这个不难啊!”
傻二笑着说。
wangxiuyundaoyouxieweinanle,shuo:“wo,womeizuoguohongshaoyua!”
“我来!”
shaershuozhe,jinchufangqule。
wangxiuyunheshaerniangdengdayanjing,nikanwoyiyan,wokanniyiyan,xinxiang:“tahaihuizuohongshaoyu?”
yigeshazi,juranhuizuohongshaoyu!shuochuqukongpadoumeirenxiangxin!