第1章
“叮铃铃叮铃铃！”
“叮铃铃叮铃铃！”
qingchen，cierdeshouji**chaoderenshuibuhaojue，kunyizhengnongdeyexiaotianbushengqifan，shunzheshengyinmolebantian，zhongyuzaiyitiaonvshianquankuzhongmodaoleshouji。
zuoqishenzidianlejietong，bunaifandewenleyiju：“sheia！”
“你是谁？”。
“nijiwodadianhua，niwenwoshishei！？”yexiaotianmeihaoqidehuileyiju，maleyijudashachahou，zhijieguanji，daotoujixushui。
三秒后。
yexiaotianmengranzhengkaiyanjing，shentitengdezuoqi。
“neihaoxiangbushiwoshouji......”
huangusizhou，kanzhewanquanmoshengdehuanjing：“zheishinaa？”
ceguotouqu，kanzhe**xiangjiandenvren：“zheishisheia！”
xiankaibeizi......woyifuni！
叶小天崩溃了！
zuotianwanshangdaodifashengshashile！
yexiaotianchangzidouhuiqingle：neifutejiakebunengcaixianghea！
ganshouzheshenbianyixingdeqixi，yexiaotianxindoutidaolesangziyan：zheikeshitadediyici，laotianyebaoyoukeqianwanbieshizhikonglonga！
yexiaotianwuzhexinzang，manmandebokainvrenlianshangdetoufa，kandaolianpangshangjingzhidewuguan，zongsuanshisonglekouqi。
zheishi，yexiaotianyehuixiangleqilai。
ganggangdianhuali，haoxiangshigenansheng......buhuishitalaogongba？
坏了，惹祸了！
yexiaotianzhunbeipaolu，xiaoxinyiyidekuaguomeinvqunazijideyifu。
haoqiaobuqiao，meinvcishiyezhengkaileyanjing。
simuxiangdui，liangrendunshilengzhu，meinvxiayishidexiangxiakanleyiyan，jiezhejinbishuangyan，xiesidilidedahanleqilai。
jianruideshengyintouguoroutizhijilinghun，yexiaotianganjinhoutui，quebuchengxiangyijiaocaikongshuailegepiduner。
“meinvnitingwojieshi......”
“出去！”
haimeidengyexiaotianbahuashuowan，luanqibazaodeyifujiuhuzailetadelianshang。
yexiaotianconglaimeiyujianguozheizhongtu**kuang，yebuzhidaogaizenmechuli，zhinengbaozheyifu，xianpaolechuqu。
yexiaotianzaiwaimianhuanhaoyifu，meiguoduojiu，neinvrenyeconglimianzoulechulai。
nazheshouji，duilianpaileliangzhangyexiaotiandezhaopian。
“nizuihaomeipengwo，fouzeniwanle！”
meinvshuowan，zhuanshenjiuzou，duliuyexiaotianzaiyuandimengbi。
wohaishihuanghuadaxiaohuozini，rangnijihuohuole，wohaiweiquni！
zheishi，yexiaotianxinzhongyezaihuaiyi......zijidaodishimeishishen？zayidianganjuedoumeiyouni！
hejiuwushia，jiriqi，jiejiu！
yexiaotianxialexiahenxin，zheishi，turanzaidishangfaxianyizhangjiubadazheka。
“ng......mingtianjie。”shuozhe，jianqidazhekajiuchuaijinledouli。
zhengyaolikai，gebituranchuanlaiyizhensaoluan。
“xiaomeinv，biezhengzhale，niyuezhengzha，wojiuyuexingfennina！”
“qiuqiuni，fanglewoba，wohaishigexuesheng！”
“neiwogengxingfenle，wojintianjinidanggelaoshi，jiaojiaonirenleishizenmefanyanshengxide......”
menwaideyexiaotianyinaomenheixian：zheirensheia？biwohai**！
yexiaotianrenbulezheiyangde**，zhijieqiaomen。
haoshibeidaduan，wulidenanrenhenqifen，dakaimentanchunaodai，shangxiadaliangzheyexiaotian，faxianzheijiahuoyishenyifuhaimeiyoutayigenxiedaizhiqian，jiuqinaozhemaleyiju：“naerlaidetugoudaraonidiedehaoshi，buxiangaidajiuganjingundan！”
yexiaotianyileng：ca，laozihaimeishuohua，nidaoshixianmashangle！zaishuole，tu？natu？zijizheiyishenkeshiditanshangzuichaodekuanshi，naertu？
yexiaotianyebugenzheigezuichouqiemeiyoushenmeiderenfeihua，yibazhanghenhendechouzailetadelianshang。
“pa”deyisheng，qingcuixiangliang，nanqingniandelian，dunshizhongleqilai。
nanrenbeidamengle，xujiucaifanyingguolai，tadingzheyexiaotian，fennudahou：“nitemegandawo！nizhidaowobashisheima！”
“zenme，nimameigaosuni？”
“你！”
nanqingnianbiehonglelian，jiuxiangchileshiyiyangnanshou，tayaoleyaoya，henhendedao：“wobashixuemengjun，womenjiasharendoubuchangmingde！”
“xuemengjun，neigekaobaolifazhanqilaidexuejiajiazhu？”yexiaotianzhoumeiwendao。
nanqingnianyiweiyexiaotianhaipale，dunshitingzhileyaoban！
“tugoujiuyaoyoutugoudejuewu，yudaoren，ditoupaokaijiushile，kenihaiganyaoren！yudaowoxuehu，suannixiaozizouyun，wojiaoyujiaoyuni，dangshisongjinizheitiaotugoujinchengdeliwule！”
xuehushuowan，wanqixiuziyiquanjiuchaozheyexiaotiandemianmenzaleguolai，buguo，haimeidengtadequantoupengdaoyexiaotian，yexiaotianjiuyijiaobatachuaifeichuqu，pengdeyisheng，qianjinleshenhoudemuchuangzhizhong。
“yigeshoudixiazhiyoubaishihaoshashoudefeiwu，yepeinachulaidangkaoshan？”yexiaotianrouzheshouwan，lengxiaodao。
“**，youbenshiliuxianidemingzi！”xuehuhendeyaoyaqiechi，tayaobazheixiaozisuishiwanduan！
“xiaoyexingyemingxiaotian，bufuqi，daishangnijiadelajilaizhaowo。”yexiaotianshuowan，zhuanshenlikailezheili。
chumenhou，yexiaotianjiuxiguanxingderouleroushouwan，zheishi，taturankandaolexiaobeishangruoyinruoxiandehuoyantuan。
meici，dangyexiaotianzhanyiyongdongzhishi，tuanjiuhuichuxian，erdangzhanyixiaotuizhiji，tuanyehuisuizhixiaoshi。
shifushuoguo，zheituangentadeshenshiyouguan，kezaitaxunwendeshihou，laotouzizongshikeyidehuibizhe。
“bugaosuwo，wojiuzijichabei。”yexiaotianziyanziyuzhe，cengjingzaizhanchangshang，tagubushangzheishi，rujinhuidaodoushi，zheijianshi，ziranjiuyaotishangricheng。
zhengxiangzhe，shoujixiangle，naqiyikan，shiliaoyongdalaide。
zheihuokeshitadelaodadangle，zheishihoudadianhua，kendingshirenwudeshi。
“yeshen，zheiduanrizi，guodezenmeyang？”dianhualichuanlaileyidaoshuxideyansangsheng。
“qiongkunliaodao，doubilianganjing，zheime，xiangzhejiwosongqianle？”yexiaotiandaqudao。
“neidaobushi，zuzhi，xuyaonigaodingyigenvren。”
“没兴趣。”
“公费。”
“paogeniunengyongduoshaoqian。”
“不多，就十亿。”
“多少！？”
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