第5章
“zhei......zenmehuizheiyangzi？tamenzheixiebaobiaoshizaifangshuima？lianqinxiuyigelaogaifandoudabuguo？”
lvhuihuiyilianbujie，yanshenfenhendikanzheqinxiu。
jintiankeshitadedahunrizi，shenmeshihoulundaoqinxiuzheigelaogaifanzaizheilidachufengtoule？
qinxiudabuzouxianglewangtianweihelvhuihui，youshouyihui，budaiwangtianweihuiqijiuping，jiuyibazhangjiangwangtianweishanfei，zhangfenglingliwubi。
wangtianweisuishishencaigaopang，querutongxuanzhuandetuoluobeijidefanzhuansanbailiushidu，langbeidishuaipazaidishang。
真惨！
“老公！”
lvhuihuijinghuyisheng,jingranwangxiangshangqiantuisangqinxiu，hunranwangjilegangcaiqinxiubiaohandeshenshou。
qinxiuquebukeqi，youyibazhangjianglvhuihuiyejishanfeile。
jiuzheiyang，xinlangxinniangjingrandoushuaizailedishang。
狼狈不堪！
脸部红肿！
这一下，全场惊愕。
binkemendoudaoxileyikoulengqi,fenfentuihou，bijingxianzaijiushixiazidounengkandechu，zheigeqinxiubukezhaore。
“放肆！”
wangyufunuhouyisheng，jingranhuiqiquantoujixiangleqinxiu。
qinxiuqueshenziyishan，duokailewangyufudeyiji，dantazuojiaoyiliao，yizhaosaotangtuijiujiangwangyufuliaopazaidishang。
“嘭！”
bijingwangyufushencaifeipang，rusanbaijinjushiluodi,hongditandouchadianbeizadepolie，lingsuoyourenchumujingxin。
qinxiuyijiaocaizailewangyufudejibeizhishang，ranhoulengyankanxianglewangchengkun，duiwangchengkungouleyixiashouzhi。
王成坤懵了！
taxiangbudaoqinxiushenshourucibiaohan，bujindaletadesunzi,haijiangtadeerziyedale，bingqiecaizailejiaoshang。
真是竖子张狂！
zheijishinianyilai，tacongmeiyoubeiyigexiaobeirucitiaoxinguo。
suizhewangchengkunzhanleqilai，qitawangjiarenyequandouzhanleqilai。
yaozhidao，wangjiaxianzaiyijingfazhanchengledonghaichengdeerliujiazu，jiazuchengyuannaishiqinjiadangniandeliangbei。
“放开阿福！”
wangchengkunyanshenyinzhididingzheqinxiu，lianseyinchenkepa，“xiaozi，zheilikeshishangpuhuangjiajiudian，nidanganzaizheilidanao，nishipaobudiaode。”
“跑？”
qinxiuheheyixiao，hunshenshaqishunjianbaozhangchulai，“wozheiyicihuilai，jiushiweileshousiwangjia，woweishenmeyaopao？”
“手撕王家？”
wangchengkunyizheng，suihouyilianbuxiedishuodao：“jiupingni？niyiweiniyoudianshenshoujiulebuqi？nizaikuai，nandaohaikuaideguozidan？”
suizhewangchengkunyihuishou，tashenbianzhanzhedeyigepengtouzhuanghanlijitaochuyibaqiang，zhizheleqinxiu。
“wozheiyicizhishiweileshousiwangjia，wuguanzhirenzuihaojiubuyaogenwozuodui，gengjiabuyaonaqiangzhizhewo，fouzedehua，woyidinghuirangnihouhui。”
qinxiulenglengdeshuozhe，genbenjiumeiyoushanduodeyisi。
pengtouzhuanghanshouyidou，chadianjiangqiangdiaoluozaidishang，yinweitaconglaimeiyoujianguoqinxiuzheizhongrucishaqilinranzhiren。
fangfoqinxiuyijingqiazhuletadebozi，lingtaganjuezhixi，kongjuganzaitashenshangmimanzhe，yaojiangtatunshiside。
wangchengkunkandaopengtouzhuanghanfangxialeqiang，shunjiandengyuanshuangyan，nuchi：“tajiuyigeren，nipashenme？meichuxidedongxi！”
“wanglaotou，nijiangwoqinjiachumaijisheile？zhiyaonishuochulai，neiwojiuraonierziyiming，fouzedehua，wokenengyijiaoxiaqu，jiuhuiyaoletadexiaoming。”
qinxiulengshengshuozhe，jiaoxiaquejialeyixialidu。
“aaa......”wangyufushunjianaihaoleqilai，ganjuezijijizhuixiangshiyaobeiqinxiujicaiduanle。
wangchengkunmeitouyining，tazenmekenengjiangduifangziliaojiqinxiuni？
dangnianqinjiaanziyijingdingle，nandaoqinxiushihuilaiweiqinjiafananbucheng？
heng，ququyigelaogaifan，wokanninengxianqishenmefenglang？
“xiangcongwozheilitaoxiaoxi，jiupingni？chixinwangxiang！niyaobuxiangzuolao，woquanniganjinfangren！like，mashang！”
qiliaowangchengkunhuayingangluo，qinxiujiuzhijieyijiaomenglicaixia。
咔嚓！
zheiyixia，wangyufudejizhuizhijiebeiqinxiujicaiduanle。
“a......”wangyufushunjianfachuleshazhubandehaojiao，renyesuijiyunjueguoqu。
众人全都惊呆了！
sheiyexiangbudaoqinxiujingranzhendecailewangyufu，tamendouyiweiwangyufubeicaisile，suoyitamenquandouxuanzelejixutuisuo，bugankaojinqinxiu。
“老公！”
yigeshencaiweipangdezhongniannvrenchongzhewangyufuhanleqilai，zheishiwangyufudelaopo，wangtianweidemuqin，lixiuling。
“爸！”
wangtianweiheyigeliuzheaotemantouxingdeqingniannanziyedoutongshichaozhewangyufuhanleqilai，houzhenaishiwangtianweidedidiwangtianwu。
dancishi，wangtianwugenbenjiubuganshangqianduifuqinxiu。
“ni......nizheigexiaochusheng，nizhendedanganzaizheilisharen？”
wangchengkunhuishenguolai，yizhanglaolianshunjianxiandeshifenzhengning，xintounuhuowanzhang，henbudejiangqinxiuqiandaowangua。
“nihaisilewoquanjia，xianzaihaiyaojixubaobineimuhouzhuren？jiusuannibushuo，wochizaoyehuichachulai。”qinxiulengxiaozhe，chaozhewangchengkunzouleguoqu。
wangchengkunyikan，dunshishenziyidou，haipaqinxiuduizijichushou，“nibuyaoguolai！nixiangyaozuoshenme？”
qinxiuyibazhangchouleguoqu，zhijiejiangwangchengkunchoudaozaidishang。
全场沉寂！
lianwangchengkunzheigelaoyezidoubeidale，tamenzheixiebinkenalidanganhangshengni？baobuzhuyehuibeiqinxiuchouda！
“wojinimensantianshijian，zhiyaonimendaowoqinjiafendiguishangsantian，wojiufangnimengunchudonghaicheng，fouzedehua，wojiurangrenmielewangjia。”
wangchengkundehoucaoyadoubeidatuleliangke，pazaidishang，manzuixianxue，tadiyicirucilangbei。
tingdaoqinxiuzheihua，tashuangmoudengdadekanzheqinxiu，gengshiyanshenfenhen。
xiangrangtamenwangjiaguoquguibaiqinjia？jianzhijiushizuomeng！
zhiyurangtamenwangjiagunchudonghaicheng，gengshikexiaozhiji。
ququyigelaogaifaneryi，tawangchengkunyaoshipale，neihaizhenshihuodaogoushenshangqule。
qinxiuliaolezheiyifanhenhua，meiyoujixugenwangchengkunliaoxiaqu，ershizhuanshenjiuzouchulezheihunyandating。
“可恶！可恶！”
wangtianweikanzheqinxiudebeiyingxiaoshizaidatingderukou，qidezuanjinquantou，chuidalejixiadimian。
jigewangjiarenjinzhangdezoulechulai，jiangwangchengkun、wangtianweihelvhuihuidoufuchileqilai。
zhiyuwangyufu，yourenshangqiantanleyixiaqixi，lianmangjingxihandao：“jiazhumeisi！haihuozhe！”
wangchengkunpieleyiyanhaizaihunmidewangyufu，suijihuilehuishou，haizaimaozhexueyedezuibachouchuleyixia，“ganjinjiangtasongquyiyuan！”
lianggewangjiarenlijiquzhaolaileyicanche，yinweiwangyufutaipangle，baobiaomenyijingbeiliao，tamengenbenjiujiumeirennengbeidedongwangyufu。
jiuzaiwangyufubeituizhedaodatingrukoudeshihou，yigeliuzhemoxiganfaxingdeqingniannanzizoulejinlai。
zheiqingniannanzikandaowangyufuyifushengsiweibudeyangzi，lianmanghuishouhechi：“zheishizenmehuishi？”