第2章
jingmeijuelundehunlizaiyijiawuxingdajiudianjuxing，datanglimianzhangdengjiecai、renliuzandonghenshirenao，yibaizhuodexiyanbadatangjidefeifanyingtian，erdangmanmianhongguangdesiyizoushangtaideshihou，xuanhuadedatangyixiazijiuchenjileqilai。
“huanyinggejielaibinlaicanjiagulinliangjiadehunli......rangwomenyouqingxinlangxinniangyiqishangchang！”
zhangshengpaishandaohaiyongshangqiantai，zaichangderenqundouniuguotoulaikanzheqianfang，kedangshijianyifenyimiaoguoquzhihou，haibujianxinrenchuxian，quanchangjiabinkaishiqieqiesiyuqilai，meirenzhidaojiabinxishang，youyigenanrenzhuzheguaizhangqiaoranzouxianghoutai。
linyuanyuanrenzhejidadenuhuogenweiquconghuazhuangshilimianchonglechuqu，tabagaogenxierengle、baxianhuarengle、shenzhiyexiangbahunshachexialairengdiao。
taxianzaizhiyouyigeniantouneijiushiganjinhuijia，likaizheigeshangxindedifang，tazaiyebuxiangjiandaozhanangenjianmeixiuenaile，keshidangtazoudaohoutaimenkoudeshihou，yigegaodadeshenyinglanzhuleta。
“linyuanyuanniyaodaonaliqu？”
“nirangkai，laoniangbujiezheihunle！”
linyuanyuantaitouyikancaizhidaozheinanrendezhenshishenfen，gujiadedashaoyegujincheng，yongyouwuyilunbideshangyecaihuagenjunyifeifandewaibiao，zhikexiweiyidequexianjiushitashenyoucanji，liangnianqianyinweichehuo，gujinchengmuqianzhinengyizhangzheguaizhang，yiqueyiguaijiannanzouluzhe。
ciketaanjingdizhanzhe，youshoufuzhuguaizhang，jugaolinxiakanzhezheigejiaojiaoqiaoqiaodexiaonvren，mianserouhe：“liyou？”
“nididigenwomeimeigoudazaiyiqiguihun，buyaowozheigezhengpaixinniangle，zheigeliyoumanyima？”
linyuanyuanrenzheleishuishuochuzheiwanxindehuayu，yueguotajiuxiangzou，jieguoquebeigujinchengzhuazhuleshouwan，liangrenzhengzhadidaozaiyiqi，nanxianvshang！
“nifangkai，gujincheng！”
“nizoulezhihou，gulinliangjiadelianyinzenmeban？”
gujinchengdaozaidishangzhuazhenvrendeshuangshou，tadehuaranglinyuanyuanyanleizhijiebiaolechulai，pingshenmedaolezheigeshihoutahaiyaoxishengzijixingfuweiliangjialianyinfuze？
凭什么？
“fangkaiwo，wocaibuyaogenzhananzaiyiqi！”
“rangwodaitiwodidi，woquniruhe？”
xiaonvrendeyanleirangtarenbuzhuxinliyidong，jieguojiubushoukongzhishuochulezheifanhua，linyuanyuantingshalezhijielengzaileyuandi！
jiuzaitabuzhisuocuodeshihou，gujinmingyijingdaizheyiduirenchuangdaolehoutai，dangtakandaoweihunqipazaizijiadageshenshangdeshihou，gujinmingliandoulvle！
“**niganshenme，kuaixialaigenwoquqiantaijiehun。”
“如果我说不呢？”
linyuanyuanhenhendengzheta，gujinmingzhijielengxiaoleyixia，“chulewohaiyousheiganquni？”
“woyaobanihuandiao，jiajinidage！”
dangzhesuoyourenjiabindemian，linyuanyuanpengzhegujinchengdelianzhijieqinleshangqu，shuangfangdouweizheigewenhunshenzhenleyixia，jiuxiangshichudianyiyang！
gujinchengyemeiyouyuliaodaolinyuanyuanqiangwenleta，tashenheidetongkongyiquanyiquandangyangleqilai，xinliweiweiyidong：
“linyuanyuannihaiyouhouhuideyudi。”
“bushinishuoyaodaitizhananquwodema，niganqu，wojiuganjia！”
“好，我娶。”
kandaonvrenyanlidejianding，gujinchengyexinshidandandiantou。
zheinaojurangxianchangjiabinshunjiananjingbuyi，ranhouyouhonghonglielienaotengleqilai，jiabinmendouzhenjingle，tiana，tamenkandaoleshenme，xinniangjingrandangchangpaoqixinlang，erxuanzegenxinlangdedagezaiyiqi！
zhanangujinmingqijibaihuaichongshangquxiangyaofenkailiangren：“dagenizenmedayingta，takeshiwoqizi。”
“hehe，nixinmuzhongdeqizikeshizaineibian！”
linyuanyuanlengchaorefeng，gujinmingshunzhetadehuawangxiangtaibian，linmanmanneixuruodeshenyingshashichuangrutayanli，taweiweinuonuohanletademingzi，suoyourendoutingdaole。
zheigenvrenbujiushilinyuanyuandemeimeilinmanmanma？
tiana，gujinmingjingranxihuanshangzijidexiaoyizi！
全场嘉宾都炸了。