第四章 你的脑子里就不能想点健康的

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diertianzaoshang7:00。

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司机?

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guchenyucongyushichulai,jiantahaimeidong,tiaomeikanleyanzhuoshangdenaozhong,dandingdeshuo:“nihaiyouqifenzhong。”

“yaosile!”jiangtongjiaoleyisheng,xunsuchongjinleweishengjian。

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shifenzhonghou,errenxialou,zuochelikai。

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“jiangtong,wodepengyou。”

“pengyoua……”zhangshendidideniantaoleyiju,taiqitou,xiaozhezhuaqijiangtongdeshou,yanzhongdaizheyiweibumingdeguang,“jiangxiaojie,nijinnianduodale?”

“25。”jiangtongweixiao。

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errenyiluchaozhehouyuanzouqu,jiangtongcishicaiyoushijiandaliangshenchudezhuangzi。fangyanwangquzuyoujiqianpingmi,chulezhongjiandeyidongoushifenggedexiaoerlouwai,daochudoushilvse。

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keshihenkuai,tajiuxiaobuchulaile。

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“shenme?!zhaicai?!”

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bushishuochulaisansanxinma?

zenmedaotoulaijiuchenglezhaicaile?

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zhangshuzhangshenkanzhezheiyimu,xinweidexiao。

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xiawu2:50,errenlikaizhuangzi。

jinleshiqu,guchenyuwen:“nifumujiazainali?woxiansongniguoqu,zaihuiqu。”

jiangtongda:“xinpingxiaoqu。”

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次日,星期一。

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