第1章
shenlongshanshang，yiweibinfacangcang，shenchuandaopaodelaotouzhengnazhegunzi，guangzhejiaoyazimanshanbianyedezhuidayigeershichutoudenianqingren。
“chouxiaozi，rangnixiashanjiehunshiweilenihao！”
“bujiehunxingbuxinga？”
“buxing，zheishinidemingshu，jinniannibujiehun，lainianbizaoshashenzhihuo！”
“laotounijiucheba，nishuonicengshineitianxiadiyi，kenitiangangjuecaixiuliandao58zhonga，erwodou108zhongle，sheishadelewoa？”
“......”
laotouyitingqideliangpiehuzishunjianpiaoleqilai，danbudebuchengrenyanqianzheinianqingrenzaixiulianfangmiandetianfu，jiuteniangdeshigeguaiwua！
nianqingrenmingweichensheng，ershiernianqianbeilaotoushouyangshangshan，ziyoubuzhidaofumushishei，zheiershiernianlai，tabujinxuehuilegezhongyishu，huanshu，daoshu，wushu，haiqingchuyulan，balaotouwuleyibeizicaimianqiangtaru58zhongmenjiandetiangangjuexiuliandaole108zhong！
zennaitianfuzaigao，mingshuzheizhongtianshengzhudingdedongxi，xiangduoyeduobuguo！
除非你能逆天改命。
erxianzaidechenshengxianranhaibanbudao，zaijiashangjinlaiyiduanshijian，tazaiduocixiangyaotupozhiji，doumingxiangandaoyoushenmedongxizaizuaizheziji。
ai，youxiedongxi，ningkexinqiyou，bukexinqiwu！
“laotou，zheihunzhendeshifeijiebukeshima？”tasuoxingbupaole，zhijiezhefanhuilai。
“对！”
“jielehunjiunengpolezheimingshu？”
“guaxiangshangshizheimeshuo！”
“haoba，wotongyixiashanjiehun，kewoershiernianmeixiaguoshan，wozhaosheijiehunqua？”
“heiheihei，weishizaojiuweinizhunbeihaole，zheiliyouyibaiduofenhunyue，nitiaoyigemanyide，susuxiashan！”laotounachuyimadaidehunyuedaozaichenshengmianqian。
随后时间。
“wei，niyaogenwojiehunma？”
“神经病！”
“喂，结婚吗？”
“滚！”
“结婚？”
“bierangwozhidaonishishei，buranlaoniangbanisantiaotuidoudaduan！”
“......”
chenshenglianxudaleshijigedianhua，jieguo，wuyiliwai，bushimatashenjingbing，jiushijiaotagun。
tahenyumen，chaobianshanglaotoufanlegebaiyan：“laotou，nizheihunyuedoushijiadeba，wodoudalezheimeduogedianhuale，tamenquandouburenzhangya！”
laotouqideliangpiehuziyoupiaoqilaile，“xiaotuzaizi，nayounizheiyangliaotiande，yishanglaijiuwenrenjiajiebujiehun，zheiyaoshiyourentongyi，neicaishijianleguini！”
“nidongshenme，wozheijiaojingzhundingwei，xiandadianhuaquedingsheiyuanyihewojiehun，wozhijiexiashanjiuzhaotaqu，zheibubinazheyimadaidehunyuexiashanyijiayijiazhaoguoqukaopua？”chenshengkebuxianglangfeishijian，nvrenzhihuiyingxiangxiuliandesudu，jiuxiangzhejielehunpolemingshu，batiangangjuexiuliandaozuigaode110zhong！chuanyanneigeshihoujiukeyinitiangaimingle，yebuzhidaozhendejiade！
laotouyilianheixian：“jibianxiangjingzhundingwei，danhenvhaiziliaotianbushizheimeliaodea，nizheiyaoshinengcheng，woguannijiaodie！”
chenshengzuijiaoshangyang，jiuchongzheigedieyeyaozaishishi，henkuaiyouyigedianhuadalechuqu。
“wo，chensheng，niyuanyijiajiwoma？”
dianhuaneitouchenmolepianke，juranchuanlailekendingdedafu。
“我愿意！”
laotoudangchanglengzhule，huolejiangjinbainian，diyicijianshidaorucilipudeshiqing，zhishidiyicidadianhua，jiuzhijietongyijiehunle？duifangshenzhibuzhidaochenshengzhangshenmemoyangjiudayingle，jianzhifeiyisuosi！
chenshengquehenkaixin，xiaozheluchudabaiyawen：“zhendema？”
“嗯！”
duifangercihuifuhaishikending。
这下绝对是没跑了。
“nijiaoshenmemingziya？”
“jinnianduodale？jiazhunali？”
“piaoliangma？shencaihaoma？”
chenshengkaiqizhinanmoshi，bawentiyigunaopaolechulai，tebieguanxinpiaoliangbupiaoliang，shencaihaobuhao，sheiyebuxiangzhaoyigechoubaguaidanglaopoa~
duifangyiyihuidalechenshengdewenti。
tashijiangchengxujia**，jinnianershiersui，jiangchengdiyimeinv！
“zuihouquedingyixia，nizhendeyaogenwojiehun？”
“确定！”
“neiwoxianzaijiuxiashanquzhaoni！”
“好，我等你！”
chenshenggualedianhua，zhuantouqukanlaotou：“laotou，jiangchengdiyimeinvxingma？”
laotouyijingshuobuchuhuale，shenzhikaishishenshendeziwohuaiyi，xianzainianqingrendouzheimezhijiedema？
“wei，laotou，wennihuani？”
“keke，hezhishixing，jianzhitaixingle，jiangchengdiyimeinvya！”laotoukesouleliangshengshuodao，zhishitahenhuaiyizheisuoweijiangchengdiyimeinvdechenghaoshizifengde，youhuozhezheijiangchengdiyimeinvdenaozikendingshijinshuile，yaoburan，zenmehuiwendoubuwen，jiuzhijiedayingchenshengzheigexiaozaizi。
nihaodaishuodengxiashanle，lejielejiezaishuoya~
guniang，nijiubupayudaohuairenma？
chenshengkanchulaotoudexiangfa，heiheiyixiao：“laotou，shidaibianle，woxianzaijiuxiashanjiehun，mingniandaiyiwodexiaochenshenghuilaiwanidezufen！”
laotouqidehuziyoupiaoqilaile，henxiangzaixiashanqianbazheichouxiaozidayidun，zennaizijixianzaiyijingbushitadeduishou，cengjingdetianxiadiyia，rujinnengchengguowuzhao，doushineixiaoziguyifangshui，laolelaole~
“dengdeng，nijiuzheiyangkongzheshouqua？shanxiaqulaopokeshiyaocailide，lai，bazheixiedaishang。”laotourengguolaiyige**dai，limianzhuangmanleyeguoyecai。
“zheixieshishanlidebaobei，yongqiandoumaibudao，chouxiaozi，haohaoduirenjiaguniang！”
“ciwaizheilihaiyousangexinfeng，nixiashanhouzaidakai，limianyousanjianshi，nibangwowancheng！”
“aiya，nalaidefengsha，zenmebawoyanjingnongshirunle，chouxiaozi......”
laotoujiazhuangroucuolejixiayanjing，kongzhihaoqingxu，zhunbeiyuchenshenghaohaogaogebie。
结果——
nahaiyouchenshengdeshenying，zaojiubeizhe**daipaole，zhiliuxialeyijuhua：
“laotou，jidebanijiazufenxiulaoguyixie，mingnianwodaiyiwoxiaochenshenghuilai，yaobazheishanjitapingle~”
......
一天后。
江城，徐家。
chenshengchuanzhecubumayi，linzheyikou**dai，haosiliulaolaojinledaguanyuan，zheiliqiaoqiao，nalikankan，shanxiaguniangzhenshihaoshuilinga，liannvyongrendouzheimepiaoliang，zijilaopohaibudemeimaopao。
buduoshi，xujiaojiaowenxunganlai，chuanzhezisezhangqun，fanghuazhengmao，kanjianchenshenghouzhijieluchujifengzhise：
“yuanlaizheishishangzhendeyoushazia？”