第1章 狂哥

erengu,weiyulongguoyupuganguodejiaojiechudequnshanzhizhong,shiyigesanbuguandedidai,yeshitaobifalvzhicaidetiantang,suoyihenduobeigeguotongjideetudoutaodaolezheili。

yichuhaohuadebieshuli,yekuangzhengyouxiandizhengtangzaishafashang,cengjingdesharenmowangyejiutianhezousihangmulingjiandeshentouhalandezhengguizaidishangjitachuizhetui。

“kuangge,ganjuezenmeyang?”yejiutianyilianchanmeidiwendao。

“haibucuo,wanshangshangniyigejitui。”yekuangmanyididianlediantou。

“kuangge,buhaole。”jiuzaizheishi,yimingnanzicongcongpaolejinlai,“waimianlaileyigezichenglongguobeijingzhanshenxiaoyanderen,yaotiaozhannierengulaodadeweizhi。”

yekuangziyayixiao,zhanleqilai。

“带我去看看!”

waimiandeguangchangshang,yijingzhanmanleweiguanderenqun,jiandaoyekuangdaolai,suoyourenmiandaihuangkongfenfenjitarangchuyitiaodaolai。

renqunzhongyang,yimingkuiwudeqiurandahanshuangshoubaoxiong,qingmiedikanzheyingmianzoulaideyekuang。

zheimingnanzizhengshicengjinglongguodezhanshenxiaoyan,zhiqiantacenglvlinglongjianyueguoguojingxian,yiquandabaodiguozhushuaidenaodai,erhouyouzhibidiguozongtongfu,bizongtongqianxialesangquanruguodetiaoyue,gongchengmingjiuhousixiangpiaole,tanwulejigeyi,shifahoutaodaoleerengu。

“nijiushierengudelaodayekuang?”

“啪!”

xiaoyanhuayingangluo,lianshangjiuaileyekuangyigezhongzhongdeerguang。

“yekuangyeshininengjiaode?”

“啪啪啪……”

jinjiezhe,yekuangyoushilianxushanchushigeerguang。

“jizhu,yihoujiaowokuangge。”

xiaoyansuiranshiyidaizhanshen,wulizhiziranhengao,danciketagenbenkanbuqingyekuangshizenmechushoude,zhiyouaidadefen。

henkuai,tadeshuangbianlianjiazhongdejiuxiangmantouyiyang,tuchudexueshuilijiazazheliangkecaoya。

“shenmebingwang?shenmezhanshen?jiuzheishuipinghaigantiaozhanwo?”yekuangmanlianbiyi,huilehuishou,“tuoxiaqu,anlaoguijuban。”

suiji,liangmingxiongsheneshadenanzishangqian,jiangxiaoyantuolexiaqu。

yekuangsuoshuodelaoguiju,jiushitaduchuangdechengfashouduan,kudanglidianbianpao。

bujiuhou,yuanchujiuchuanlailebianpaoshenghexiaoyandecanjiaosheng。

yekuangganghuidaobieshuli,gangcaineinanziyoupaolejinlai,tameitouyizhou。

“又有人挑战我?”

“bushi。”nanzijimangshuodao:“zheicishilaoheshangjiaonini!”

nanzisuoshuodelaoheshangfahaokongming,shiyekuangdeshifu,zheixienianlaiyizhibazijiguanzaiyichumishili。

bujiuhou,yekuanglaidaolebieshuhoumiandeyichujiashanqian,chaozhejiashanlimiandemishihandao:“laodongxi,nizhaowoshenmeshiqing?”

suirankongmingshiyekuangdeshifu,danyekuangyizhidoujiaotalaodongxi,duicikongmingyemeiyouyijian。

jiashanlimianchuanchuyidaozhongqishizudeshengyin。

“yekuang,nicongxiaozaierenguzhangda,yegaiquwaimiandeshijiechuangdangyifanle。”

“womingbainihenxiangzhidaozijideshenshi,danwoxianzaizhinenggaosuni,nidefuqinhaohaode,nidemuqinbeirenruanjinle,dengnililiandezugouqiangdale,woziranhuigaosuniyiqie,daoshihounijiukeyiqujiutale。”

yekuangbenxiangduowenliangju,danhenlejielaodongxidepiqi,zhidaotabuxiangshuodewenleyeshibaiwen。

kongmingjiezheshuodao:“nixianzaiquyunhaishilijiazhaoliguoqing,tadeleyizhongguaibing,tadayingwo,zhiyaonibangtazhihaolebing,tajiubanverjiajini。”

“zhibingjiuzhibing,ganmayaowoqutadenver?”yekuangyaoleyaotou,tadanxinliguoqingdenverwanyizhangdexiangtoulaomuzhuzenmeban?

kongmingsihucaidaoleyekuangdexiangfa,yushicongmishilirengchuleyizhangzhaopian,zhaopianxuanzhuanzhecharuleshuganli。

“zheijiushiliguoqingdenverlikexin,yaoshinijuedenankanjiusuanle。”

yekuangshenshoubazhaopianchechulaiyikan,huo!dameinva,genbenbuxianglaomuzhu,jiushiyibaitoulaomuzhuyebibushangta。

baisedechenyibatashangbanshendequxianwanmeidigoulelechulai,yishuangjuyoujiqiangshashanglidemeituibeiheisibaoguozhe。

“laodongxi,neiwojiumianweiqinanqutaba!buguozheihetapiaobupiaoliangyidianguanxidoumeiyou,wodanchunjiushiwanchengshiming。”

kongmingmeiyouzaishuoshenme,tatailejieyekuangle,shiyigexiangdangbuyaobiliandejiahuo。

dezhiyekuangyaolikaierenguhou,erengusuoyourenyoushiqiaoluodaguyoushifangbianpao,biguonianhaiyaogaoxing,yinweiyekuangyizou,kongmingyoubuguanshi,jiumeirennengguandezhutamenle。

叶狂咧嘴一笑。

“nimentinghaole,wosuiranlikaileerengu,keyaoshirangwotingdaosheigannaoshi,wotamadeyidingqianlijibianpao。”

erenmenwenyan,lianshangyangyiqidexiaorongshunjianninggu,tingdaobianpaolianggezi,tamendeminggenzidoushiyijin,yinweitamendangzhongdabufenrendoucengchangguokudanglidianbianpaodeziwei。

……

lingchenwudianduo,yekuangsuochengzuodehangbandaodayunhaishiguojijichang。

tazouchujichang,zhunbeiquchiwanzuixihuandeyangroumian,hekouxiaojiu,aodaotianliang,zaidachequlijia。

gangzoudaofuyicengdemeishiqu,yingmianjiupaolaiyimingshenchuanjunfudemeinv,erqieshijinsezhiyeliangkexingdezhongjiang。

tadehoumianzhuilaiyiqunshouchikandaodeheixifunanzi。

“lengyananzhongjiang,womenlaodakanshangnile,biebushitaiju,guaiguaigenwomenhuiqu,fouzejiuyaonideming。”

lengyananmeiyoushuohua,tasihupaobudongle,tiqiquantoujiuchaozhedaizhetoudeyimingnanzizaqu。

nanzicongrongbikailelengyanandequantou,yijiaojiangtachuaidaozailedishang。

“xiaodemen,jiangtadaizou。”

liangmingheixifunanzizhengyaoshangqianjianglengyanandaizou,jiubeiyekuangliangquandafeile。

“xiaozi,niganduoguanxianshi?”daitounanshanshuozheshayidemuguangluozaiyekuangdeshenshang,“xiaodemen,jiangtakanle。”

dedaomingling,qitadeheixifunanzijuqikandaochaozheyekuangpushaleguolai。

yekuangliezuiyixiao,butuifanjin,chongruleduifangderenqunzhong,yourumenghuruyangqun,congrongchuansuozaitamendekandaozhongjian,tongshilianxushuaichushouzhang。

“啪啪啪……”

tameihuichuyizhang,jiudafeiyiren。

henkuai,weigongtadeheixifunanziquanbubeichoufei,quanbuegusuilie,daozaidishangwuzheliantongkudiaihaozhe。

“xiaozi,niyouzhong。”daitounanzizizhibushiyekuangdeduishou,dengleyekuangyiyan,suijidaizheshoushangdeshouxialangbeitaoli。

yekuangbuxieyixiao,jimangjianglengyananfuleqilai。

“meinv,nimeishiba?”

lengyananliansefeihong,chuanzhecuqiyiminglingdekouwenshuodao:“kuaifuwodaoyigemeirendedifang,kuaiyidian!”

“niyoubushiwoma,woganmatingnide?”yekuangsuiranzuilizheimeshuo,danhaishiyiyanjiangtafudaoledixiatingchechangyichumeirendejiaoluoli。

lengyanantaiqitoukanzheyekuang,muguangchire。

“nizenmele?”yekuanghoutuileliangbu。

huran,lengyananyibabaozhuleyekuang,kaishifengkuangdiqinwenzhebozi。

“wei!niganshenme?wobushinixiangxiangdezheizhongren!”yekuangzuilisuiranzheimeshuo,danquemeiyoufankang,bijingmeinvzhudongqinwen,shigenanrendoubuhuijujue。

yekuangganshoudao,lengyanandeliantangdekepa,jimanghaozhutademai,meitouyining,“nizheishizhonglefendu?”

zhonglefenduruguobuhetajinyibu,tadewuzangliufujiuhuibeifenhui,huisidehencan。

yekuangbunengjiansibujiu,yushishuodao:“meinv,wosuiranshizhengrenjunzi,danweilejiunideming,wozhihaoxishengzijideshentile。”