第1章
江海市。
夜魅酒吧内。
linmingzuozaijiaoluoli，wangzhewuchilidenannannvnv，zezezuosheng。
“denghongjiulv，meinvruyun！laotouzishuozheidachengshilidaochudoushimeinv，chengbuqiwoa！”
youqishineigewutaishangraozhegangguantiaowude，shencaibicunlidexiaoguafumen**duole，kandetayanjingdouzhile！
就在这时。
yidaorenyingdiediezhuangzhuangpaolai，meizhanwenzhijiepudaolelinmingdatuishang。
“救……救命……”
nvrenhongchunleiyan，chuchukelian，haobudongren！
taderongmaogengshihewuchilineixieyaoyan**bushiyigedangcide，shuoshixishizaishidoubuweiguo！
zhishineiyanshenlihaitouzhexiexumi.lizhise，zaijiashangtashenshangsiyouruowusanfachulaideguaiyixiangqi，yindelinmingbuyoumeitouyizhou。
“zheiweidao……hehe。”
linmingkanxiangnvrenshenhouzhuilaidejigekuiwudahan，lengxiaoyisheng：“yuefanrongdedifang，yinzangdeexinshikanlaijiuyueduoa！”
“fangxinbameinv，anxinshuihuier。”
linmingbanvrenbaodaokazuoshangzuohao，zijiqishen，dangzaineijimingzhuanghanqian。
“xiaozi，bieguanxianshi，gunkai！”
weishouneirenmanlianhengrou，taishoujiulaituilinming。
danjiezhe，taqueganjuezijituidaoleyikuaijianyingdepanshi，sihaobutui！
linminglihe：“yaoworangkaiyekeyi，gaosuwo，nimenjizheimeinvxiayao，andeshenmexin？！”
“temede，jintianyushanglengtouqingle！”
zhuanghancuilekou：“ganzaiyemeizhaoshi，dasita！”
zhouweiqunzhongbuyouluchutongqingzhise。
“neirenbushibiaogema？wanlewanle！”
“zheibangrenkeshiyemeidezhuchangdashou，haishidixialonghuhuideren，zheixiaozicanle！”
“ai，tamenjingchangzaijiubawuseziseshangjiademeinv，zaimiyundaizou，zaodoujianguaibuguaile。”
……
tingzhezhouweideshengyin，linmingyandihanyigengshen。
xiangbudaogangxiashanyitian，jiurangtayudaoleyibang**！
tameiyushangzheijianshierhaihao，danjiranjintiantapengshangle，neizheijianshijiuguandingle！
jirensimianbafangweigongerlai，linmingquezhishiqingpiaopiaoshenchushuangshou，baileyigetaijidejiashi！
gaishuobushuo，hegongyuanlidelaodayeyimaoyiyang！
biaogebuyoupuchiyisheng，chaofengdao：“shadongxi，dadeshihouliudianshou，daihuiwoyaozheixiaozibaguangyifushangtaiqubiaoyantadetaijiquan！”
“砰砰！”
话音刚落。
几声闷响传来。
jingshilinmingyigesiliangboqianjin，zhijierangneijigechushoudehunhundaofeichuqu！
biaogejingkongdidengdashuangyan，tashenzhidouhaimeikanqingchulinmingshiruhechushoude，zijijigedaxiangzhanchushendexiaodijiudaole？！
下一瞬。
“啪！”
jiejieshishideyibazhang，shuaizailetalianshang，zhijieshandiaoletabankouya！
“zade，yaowoshangtaibiaoyan？”
linminggouqizuijiao，xiaorongdaizhejifenpiqi：“buhaoyisi，gezhixihuankan，burunishangqubiaoyanyige？”
“我表演你M……”
“啪！”
biaogezhangkoujiuma，haimeimawanyouaileyibazhang。
“xiaozi，woquannibuyaotaixiaozhang！”
“啪！”
“wogekeshilonghu……”
“啪！”
linminglandefeihua，mianqianrenshuoyiju，jiuzhijieyibazhang。
zhidaobabiaogedademanlianshixue，zhongchenglezhutou，tazhongyuduosuodao：“bie…biedale，ge…wocuole，wocuole！”
“rencuoneimekuai，taimeiyisileba？”
linmingshouhuishou，lanyangyangdizhilezhitaishang：“ganghao，wokanneixiaojiejiekannile，nishangqutiaoyiduan！”
彪哥心中无比憋屈。
tazhangneimeda，yizhihengxingbahu，shenmeshihoushouguozheizhongweiqu？
dancike，zhidemocengzhezoushangtai，**yifu，baozhegangguanniuqilai……
taixia，limashanguangdengyipian！
“真辣眼睛！"
linmingburenzhishi，zhijiebaoqixianqianhunmidenvren，zouchulexuanrangdejiuba。
wutaishang，biaogekanzhetalikai，limatingxiawuzi，yuanhendinumadao：“haitemepai？！jintiandeshiqingyaoshiganchuanchuqubanju，laozizaileta！”
……
tangxinyouzhijuedetoutengyulie，chilidizhengkaiyan，biankandaoyigechizheshangshendenanrenzaizijishenshangmanghuozheshenme……
erqie，taganjuedaozijishenshangliangsousoude，sihukongwuyiwu！
“畜……畜生！”
shunjian，taqingxingguolai，taishoujiujilemianqianrenyibazhang。
“哎哟**！”
linmingzhengzhuanxinzhe，duoshanbuji，jiejieshishiaileyibazhang，wuzheliandao：“nizheinvrenzenmegouyaolvdongbinni？”
“laozijinizhazhenpaidumanghuodabanye，rongyima？！”
他心里一阵无语。
zheibanyeguodeyouduojianao，zhiyoutazijizhidao！
yuanben，linmingxiangbazheimoshengnvrenzhijiesongyiyuan。
dancaizouchujiuba，yaoxiaofazuozhixia，nvrenkaishibuanfendizaitahuailiniulainiuqu，xiaoshouluanmo，fengkuangchitadoufu。
renwukerenzhixia，linmingbanvrendaijinleyijiaxiaolvguan，zhazhenpaidu！
tianxiaode，dangneijumanmiaoshenquwanquanchengxianzaiyanqianshi，neihuamiandaodiyouduo**！
“排毒？”
tangxinyouyileng，yanqianjingxiangqingxiqilai。
taditoukanqu，zijishenshanghaizhenzhazheshishugenyinshanshandexizhen，hainengkandaoshangmianjuranmaozhebobodeyicengwuqi。
“shia，nizhonglemi.yao，dekuipengshangwo，yaoshiyurenbushu，zaobanichiganmojingle！”
linmingwuzhebanbianlian，mamalieliedao：“manghuodabanyemeidejuxiexie，juranhaiaileyibazhang！jirannixingle，kanlaiyaoxiaoyechabuduosanle！”
shuozhe，tataishoujiubazhenjinshubaqu。
zhenbachudeshunjian，tangxinyoubuyoujiaohengyisheng。
tazhiganjuezijihunshenbiandewubishuchangqingsong，neizhongzhuoshaobandereganyexiaoshidaijin……
naohaiqingmingdeshunjian，tangxinyouyehuixiangqilai，zijigangcaizaiyemeijiubahexiayibeijiuhou，jiukaishishenzhibuqingle。
zuihou，zhijidetapujinleyigemoshengrenhuaili……
“yuanlaishizheiyang……zhenduibuqi！”
tangxinyoulianjiafanhong，xiukuidao：“xiexienijiulewo，wulunyaoduoshaobaochouwodouhuibaodanide！”
“zheihuashuode，geshineizhongtuqianderenma？”
linmingqiaoqiaocalecazijibozishangdejikuaikouhongyin。
tashimeizuoshenme，danjiabuzhuzheinvrenreqinga！
youqinyoubao，ruguobushitacongxiaoxiuxingqingxinjuedinglijingren，cikezaojiuhetadabeitongmianle！
zhiyubaochouma，tazaojiushougoubenle……
furuoningzhi，tiruobaiyu，gaosizhumulangmafeng，shensimaliyanahaigou，zuyi！
“danwoyougeyiwen……weishenme，womeichuanyifua？”tangxinyouxiaoxinyiyidiwendao，biancheguobeizidangzhuziji。
“keke。”linminglaolianyihong。
“nibudong，nizheishiredu，tuodiaoyifu，cainenggengfangbianpaidu！”
“neiniweishenmemeiyouchuanni？”
“wo…woyeshirede！nizhetengleyiwanshang，yizhibupeihezhiliao，geleidea！”
linmingyibenzhengjingdehushuo。
“zuihoutixingniyiju，wopaidushibanitineichenjilesansiniandechennianlaoduyeyikuaierpaile，zheidumanxingdanyinhanmenglie，duoduozhuyishenbianren！”
“zoule，houhuiyouqi，gaoci！”