第1章 生孩子,你总行吧?

七绝林。

“hong”deyishengjuxiang,yanchensiqi。

xukongbeirenconggaochupaixia,langbeidizaidishanggunlejiquan,caikankantingxia。

“runiniang,gouyiyangdedongxi!womenqidashanren,xixinjiaodaonizheimeduonian,jinglianbangexiaoshidouzhaojiabuzhu!”zhuzhetieguaidegaodashenyingcongtianerjiang,yanyuzhongmanshibuxie。

“daodishizhongrenzhizi,shiwomenduitadeqiwangtaigaole!”shouchizhishan,shanmianshanghaiwaiwainiuniu,xiezhe“houdao”liangzidezhongnianrentanlekouqi。

“zheihaofeile,zhongxinliangehaoba!”daizhemianju,zhiluchubinglengshuangmoudenanren,lengmokaikou。

“ketayijingshixujiazuihoudexuemaile……”

“wu……”quxianaoren,xiangmaoyiyangyonglandenvren,dazheheqiandao,“zheiyidian,jinsuanpanqishizaojiuxianghaole。”

jinsuanpanboleliangxiachunjindazaodesuanpan,weixiaodao:“jinmouhaizaishanxiazuoshengyishi,cengjiulejigezhientubaodejiahuo,weiganjijinmou,feiyaohejinmoujiechengyinqin,jinmoumeiyouzisi,jiubianyilexukong,yitademingyi,heqigenvhaidingxiahunyue。shuoqilai,zheidoushishinianqiandeshile,tamenyezhangchengdaguniang,shigailvxinghunyuele!”

“hahaha,shenggehaizihebizheimemafan?wozheijiuxiashan,bangjigenvrenlai!zhiyuneiqigenvhai……xukongnianyou,wopatabawobuzhu,ranganxianshishitamendeshenqian!”yigezhangfananrenkuangxiaodao。

“huanglaoqi,womenshishanren,dongbudongbangrenchenghetitong?”zhuzhetieguaidenanren,yibianyongtieguaiqiaoxukongdetui,yibianmadao,“gouyiyangdedongxi,biezhuangsile,zhiwangnijixujiabaochoushibukenengle,danshenghaizi,nizongxingba?”

xukongfanshenerqi,biyidikanxiangmianqianqiren!

qigezhengzhizhuangniandelaogou,buzeshouduandiweiouyigeshaonianren,lengshiyonglebangexiaoshi,caimianqiangbazijidadao,jinghaitianzhezhanggoulianshuozijimeiyong!

“老狗们!”

xukongcalecazuijiaodexueji,yiziyijudao,“shinianqian,wojiujinggaoguonimen,wuweizhuang,zhuangkongyoubian,erjin……wuyizhuang!”

“yanshenbucuo,zuibatingying,jiushinengnaitaichale!”qidashanrenqingmieyaotou。

xukongyebunao,zhishihuanhuanshenchusangenshouzhi。

“akonga,biezuiyingle,ganjinxiashanshengshangshigebagehaizicaishizhengtu!”jinsuanpancongkuandadexiuzili,quchuqifenghunshu。

“gunongxuanxu!”zhuzhetieguaidenanrengengshiyilianbuxie,zhuanshenjiuzou,kehaimeizouliangbu,shentijiubushoukongzhidichouchuqilai。

qitashanrenyefenfenjinghuqilai。

“shidu!”huangdashanrenzuixianfanyingguolai,qijibaihuaidao,“aaa!wohuangmourenshiyududubugongdai……”huaweishuowan,bianhunmileguoqu。

“tuanmie!”xukongzaiyuandidengleyihuier,quebaoqidashanrenquandouhunmihou,caixiangtamenzouqu,“zheixia,nimendeshenjiaxingming,jiudouzaixudashanrenshoulile!”

yanguobamao,fengguoliuhen。

xukongbaqirenshenshang,nengdaizoudedongxi,quandouzhuangjinmadai,ranhoucaixinmanyizudixiangshanxiazouqu。

……

“buzhidaoneiqitiaolaogouxinglai,kandaobici**deyangzi,huishishenmebiaoqing!”xukongpaipaigugunangnangdemadai,renbuzhuhuaixiaoqilai。

“huanglaoqineilaoliumangyinggaihenxingfen,toukuizhengwuniangneimeduoci,liangenmaodoumeikandao,benshanrensuishoujiutitawanchengleduonianxinyuan,yidebaoyuan,buguorucile。ai,benshanrenkezhenshixinshana!buguoneilenglaosan,haizhenyoudianchurenyiliao,zhengridaigemianju,haiyiweizheilaogouchoudecanburendu,meixiangdaoquejichenglebenshanrendesanfenyingjun……”

“cila!”turan,yidaoweiruodexiangshengchuanlai。

“youren?”xukongerduoyidong,quchubiezaiyaohoudeshanzi,kuaibuxiangdongnanfangxiangzouqu。

buduoshi,yigeyishanlanlv,shenshangjichushangkouhaizailiuxuedenvhai,chuxianzaixukongshixianzhong。

xukonghaimeilaidejidagezhaohu,jiexialaideyimu,jiurangtadungankouganshezao。

nvhailiaoqiqunzi,yanshenjuejue,jixiasilandatuigenbuderouse**,ranhouzuozaidishang,jiang**congtuishangtunlexialai。

xukongpinmingzhalezhayanjing,zheishibenshanrennengkandedongxi?

nvhaixiangshizaiqiangshijian,genbenmeizhuyidao,yourenjiangtazheiyitaoxingyunliushuidedongzuojinshouyandi。

henkuai,tayoubanlaishitou,dianzaijiaoxia。

“yeye,shixierbuxiao……”nvhaimeimouliuchuliangxingqinglei。

“zheishiyaozisha?”xukongzongsuankanmingbaile,mamalieliedao,“runiniang!huiqidaojiale,gangxiashanjiupengshangzheizhongshi!buzhidaobenshanrenzuijianbudeshenglisibiema?”

“shei?”liuchangxihuangzhangdizhengkaimeimou,daikandaoshigemoshengren,youpingjinglexialai,hongzheyanjingdao,“baoqian,rangnizhuangjianzheizhongshi,danwoshizaizoutouwulule……”

“meishi,zheiyangbenshanrenjiukanbudaole,nijixumangnide。”xukongjiangshanzidangzaiyanqian,gankaibuyi,“pengshangzheimehuiqideshi,hainengxinpingqihedishuohua,benshanrenzhenshibaichigantou,gengjinyishana!”

柳嫦曦:“……”

kanzheshanmianshangwaiwainiuniude“houdao”liangzi,taturanjuede,zaisizhiqian,tabixudezuodianshenme。

yushi,tashenxikouqi,numadao:“wang!ba!dan!”

hanshengdangqizhenzhenhuiyin,tingdexukongliandoulvle,qifendiheshangshanzi,“quanrude,nizenmemaren?”

liuchangximeihuiying,zhishiyiwufangudidengkaijiaoxiadeshitou。

zhiyishun,tabaixideliandanbiedetonghong,yishuangdazhangtuiyezaibankongdenglaidengqu。

“mawanrenjiuxiangsi,nayouzheiyangdehaoshi!”xukongqihuhuzoushangqian,linxiaojisidibaliuchangxifangzaidishang。

kejibianruci,tahaishixianrulehunmi。

“啪啪啪!”

xukongyebukeqi,jibazhangshuaizailiuchangxipiaoliangliandanshang。

liuchangxiculecumei,quemeiyouyaoxingguolaidejixiang。

“zheidoubuxing?”xukongzhoulexiamei,muguanghuaxiangtahongrundexiaozui,yanshenshanshuoleyixia,suijijiuyizhengciyandao:“na,kebieshuobenshanrenchenrenzhiwei,zheishijikunfuwei,yiqiedoushiweilezuoshanshi!”

shuowan,shouenxiangxiongkou,zhunbeijitazuogerengonghuxi。