第1章
“jianglin，niganjinjiwogunchulaigenwoxiashan！”
xieyangcuncuntou，xuwantingzhengduizhemianqianyidongpojiufangzilinuhanzhe。
tatangtangjinghaixujiadedaxiaojie，dalaoyuanpaodaozheizhongniaobulashidedifanglaijuranbeichilebimengeng。
这算怎么个事？
jintianwulunruheyedebazheijiahuodaihuiqu！
“nihaishibushigenanren？youzhongnijiuzailimianyibeizibiechulai，yongyuandanggesuotouwugui！”
xuwantingqidelianmadaixiuru。
wuneidejianglintingzhejiaomashengmianwubiaoqing。
tasuishoutaoletaoerduo，chongtashangdeshifutucao。
“shifu，zheijiushininjiwozhaodexifu？zheibujiushigemuyechame？”
“tuzaizi，nihaiyoulianshuo？”
“renguniangshifujiaqianjin，zhuanchengpaodaoxiangxialaijienihuiquchengqin，nihaishuailianzibujianrenjia，gesheisheibunaohuo？”
qianyuandaorenmeihaoqidebaileyiyan。
qishijianglinyeshijinghairen，tamenjiangjiashenzhihaicengshijinghaidiyihaomen。
zhibuguohoulaizaochourenmiemen，quanjiashangxiajiuzhiyoutayigerenhuoxialai。
dangran，zheixieshisulinshimeijiyide。
jiangjiabeimiemenneiniantacaigangmanyisui。
guanyuzijishenshi，tayeshitingshifushuode。
neinianshifuzhenghaozaiwaiyouli，pengqiaoyudaojiangjiabeimiemen。
chuyuhaoxinshifudangshijiuxiata，bingbatadaihuidaoxieyangcunfuyangzhijin！
“zheiyebunengguaiwoa，wokeshidayingguojiweishijie，yihouzhangdayaoqutamenzuolaopode，zanbunengbeixinqiyibushi？”
江麟一本正经道。
shifuqianyuandaorenzuoxiayigongbagetudi。
chujianglinzhiwai，qiyuqigetudiquandoushinvde，erqiehaidoushichenyuluoyanjidedameinv。
suiranlunbeifentamendoushijianglinshijie，danyinweinianjixiangchabuda，yekeyishuoquandoushijianglindeqingmeizhuma。
zaijiashangshimenyoumeiyouguidingdizijianbunengyouqitaguanxi。
suoyi，daxiaojianglinjiugenqiweishijiechudehuore！
shenmeshijie......
neidoushizijiweilaixifu！
“nixiaoziyaoqunineixieshijiewomeiyijian，buguotamendouxiashanneimejiule，niyaoqutamenbuyeyiyangdexiashanme？”
“wokannigancuijiugenxujiayatouquba，weishigenxujialaoyeziyouguoyueding，bixuyaorangnimenchengqin，nijiudangwobanggemangle！”
qianyuandaorenyuzhongxinzhangdao。
“kao，ninawozhongshendashigenbierenzuoyueding？”
jianglinxiayishibaolegecukou。
qianyuandaorenmaliedao∶“tuzaizi，jinizhaoxifunihailuosuo？fanzhengnidouyouqigele，zaiduozheiyigeyemeicha！”
“sheishuomeicha？qigewodouyijinghenmianqiangle，zaiduoyige，ninnandaoxiangnitudibeiqunou？”
liangrenniyizuiwoyijudezhengzhiqilai。
zheijiushitamenshiturichangdexiangchumoshi。
没有尊师重道！
没有师者至大！
zhudadejiushiyigerichanghudui！
“chouxiaozi，nishaogenwodahaha，zheishishiming，nibuxingyedexing！”
qianyuandaorenjianshuobuguojianglin，suoxingbaichushifudejiazi。
jianglingangyaotucao，qianyuandaorenjinjiezheyoubuchongyiju。
“nixiaozibushiyizhixiangchachudangchumienijiangjiadechourenme？”
“xujiakeshijinghaidemingmenwangzu，nenglianghenda，zhiyaonigenxuyatoujiehun，bujiukeyiliyongxujiadenengliangbangnidiaochachourenleme？”
wenyan，jianglindunshiyizhen。
suishuotaduifumumeirenheyinxiang，danneibijingshijitashengmingdexuerouzhiqin。
fumubeichourenshahai，zuoweizinvzheichoushiyidingdebaode！
xiaoshijianglinjiuzaixinlizuoxiajueding，jianglaizhangdayidingyaochaqingdangnianmiementamenjiangjiadechouren，rangqiweidangniandeshifuchuqianbeiwanbeidedaijia！
rangtagenyigeburenshidenvrenjiehun，jianglinshibutaileyide。
danruguowanchenghunyuejiunengzhaodaodangnianshahaitashuangqindechouren，neitajiudezhongxinkaolvxiale！
“您没忽悠我吧？”
“tuzaizi，wonazheihongniganma？”
千元道人骂咧道。
jianshifuyilianrenzhen，jianglinxinlibianzuoxiajueding。
罢了！
jiudangshiweilejifumubaochouba！
kanlaishishihoulikaixieyangcun，quwaimiandeshijiekankanle......
tufangwai，xuwantingduizhefangzilijiaomabantian，handetasangzidouganle。
“zhei**，juranzheimebuzhihaodai！”
“daxiaojie，zanyaobuhuiquba，ninguiweiqianjinzhiquhebizaizheishangganziqiuyigexiangxiatubaozini？”
shinvxiaolandoukanbuxiaqule，shangqianquanshuodao。
shuodaozhei，xuwantingqifenzhiyuyiyouzhuduowunai。
zheizhuanghunshishitayeyeshengqianjitadingde，bingqiehailileyizhu。
chufeigenzheigejiaojianglindejiahuowanchenghunyue，fouzetajiuwufajichengxushijituan！
tayebuxianggenyigeburenshidenanrenjiehun。
genghekuangduifanghaishigexiangxiatubaozi！
keyankanzhedaboyijiaduitadeweixieyuelaiyueda，xuwantinghenqingchu，tazhinengtongguowanchenghunyueluoshigongsikongguquan！
fouze，yaobuleduojiutajiuhuibeicheditichuju！
“xiaolannibudong，zheijiahuoduiwohenzhongyao，bixudaitahuiqu！”
xuwantingtanlekouzhangqi，bingmeiyoujieshitaiduo。
“woxianxiehuier，nijixuqujiaomen，wojiubuxinzhei**nengduozailimianyizhibuchulai！”
shinvsuiranbujie，danhaishianzhaoxuwantingfenfudezhunbeiqujixujiaomen。
qiaodeshi，zhenghaozheishijianglinkaimenchulai。
“daxiaojie，neixiangbalaochulaile！”
xiaolanganjinchongxuwantingtixingdao。
liangnvlaizhiqianshifujiugenjianglinshuoguo，daihuierhuiyourenlaijietaxiashanjiehun。
dezhizheixiaoxihou，jianglinjiubafangmensuozheyizhimeichulaiguo。
suoyishuangfangshimeijianguomiande！
“你就是江麟？”
xuwantinglianmangqishen，daizheyilianyuanqiyingleshanglai。
jianglindaliangleyanduifang，zheinvdezhangxianghaishihenpiaoliangde，wuguanshifenjingzhi，pifubaixidexiangshinengqiachushuiyiyang。
yishuangxiuzhangdedabaituiluzaiwaimiangewaixijing。
weiyikexideshi，xiongqianguimozhinengsuanyiban......
“meicuo，wojiushineigenidebudaodenanren！”
他耸肩回道。
噗......
tingdaozheihua，xuwantingqidechadianmeiyikoulaoxuepenchulai。
zheijiushiyeyejitazhaodehunyueduixiang？
一个普信凤凰男？
“wei，xiangbalaonifangzunzhongdian，womenjiadaxiaojiekeshixujiaqianjin，taquzunlaizheizhaoniyijingshinijiazufenmaoqingyanle！”
xiaolanyeqibuguo，zhizhejianglinjiaohedao。
“suanlexiaolan，buyonggentafeihuaneimeduo！”
budengjianglinduoshuo，xuwantingjiujiaotingshinvzhudonglaidaomianqian。
“zheishiwoshenfenzheng，zheishiwoyeyeliuxiadehunyueshu，nishifugenwoyeyejiwomendinglehunyue，zheishitagennishuoleba？”
xuwantingshanglaibianzhibenzhuti，zhijiezhanshishenfenzhenggenhunyueshu。
tongyangdehunyueshujianglinyeyouyifen，shishifuganggangjitade。
“嗯......”
江麟点头。
“jirannidouzhidaole，neigenwozouba！”
xuwantingzhuanshenbianyaolikai。
zheipodifang，tashiyimiaoyebuxiangzaidaile！
“dengdeng......”
江麟叫停。
“又怎么了？”
徐婉婷不耐烦道。
“nihaimeigenwoshuo，rangwoxiashanganmani？”
江麟问。
xuwantingwuyudefanlegedabaiyan。
tanulikongzhizhezijiqingxu，rangzijixiandexinpingqihe。
“hunyue、jiehun、xiashan、shenghaizi，dongleme？”