第3章
大厅。
linlaoyeziqinzijichuyundaoleyibeicha。
zhangmuniangyenalailedianxin,rangchuyunpinchang。
jiandajiazheimereqing,zhengdangtaxinliyouyuyaobuyaotuihunshi,linhaihelinqingwanzoulejinlai。
“爸!”
“爸,妈,爷爷!”
chuyunjuedeshengyinyoudianershu,taitoukanleguoqu。
“是你!”
chuyun,linqingwan,linhai,sanrenjihushitongyishijiankaikou。
楚云满脸愕然之色。
meixiangdaozuowanhezijifashengguanxidenvren,jingranjiushizijideweihunqi,laotourangzijibaohuderen。
zheinandaojiushilaotianzhudingdeyuanfenma?
linqingwanyedangchanglengzhule。
他怎么会来这?
nanbuchengtaxiangyongzuowandeshiweixieyaoqian?
“hunzhangdongxi,zaotawonver,haiganlailinjia,kanwojintianbudasini!”
jiuzaizheishi,linhairenchuzhaopianshangdechuyun,damayijuhou,zhijiechongdaochuyunmianqian,taishoujiuyaoyibazhangdaguoqu。
linlaoyezishuangmuyisuo,jimangdahan。
“kuaizhushou,tajiushichuyun,linjiaxinguye!”
......
“什么?”
duanzanchenjihou,linqingwanhelinhaitongshijinghu!
linhaibukesiyidekanxianglinlaoyezi。
“ba,ninshuotajiushininshuodeneiweigaorendetudi?linjiadexinguye!”
linlaoyezidianlediantou,dao:“qianzhenwanque,tahaiqinshouzhihaolenimuqin。”
linhaikanxiangchuyun,muguangshanshuo。
neizhaozheimeshuo,neizuowangenqingwanfashengguanxidejiushita!
taxinzhongdunshisongleyikouqi。
haihao......haihao,linjiayesuanshibaozhulemingsheng。
chuyunzouxianglinqingwan,lianshangluchuleyimoxiaoyi。
“yuanlainijiushiwodeweihunqi,kanlailaotiandouxiangrangwomenzaiyiqi,jingranjilewolianggeyigerucimeimiaodexiehou!”
“nizhukou!”linqingwandengzhechuyun,yaoyaqiechidao。
什么情况?
buzhizhenxiangdezhongren,cikeyilianmengbi!
“chuyun,nirenshiqingwan?”linlaoyezihaoqidewendao。
“ng,zuowanwomenhaishuizaiyiqini!”chuyundiantou,houzhelianpidao。
“什么?”
chulesangezhiqingren,qitarenxiabadoukuaijingdiaole。
zheishi,chuyunyibalaqilinqingwandeshou,duizhelinlaoyezishuodao:“zheihun,wobutuile!”
linqingwanyonglizhengkaichuyundeshou,yaoyaqiechidao:“woyoudayingyaojiajinima?”
“nishuolebusuan,yeyehebamashuolecaisuan!”
“yeye,ba,ma,nimendoutongyizheimenhunshiba!”
chuyunzhijieshuaqilewulai,zheimepiaoliangmeinvdouyijinghezijifashengguanxile,neizheihunshuoshayebunengtui。
linlaoyezixiaozheshuodao:“dangrantongyia,congnitajinlinjianeiyike,nijiuyijingshiwolinjiadeguyele。”
chenrongwuzuixiaolexiao,dao:“tongyi,tongyi,yihouwomenjiaqingwankejiujiaojinile,nikeyaohaohaodaitaa。”
linhaikanlechuyunjimiaohou,yekaikoudao:“womeiyijian,fanzhengnimendouyijingxianshangchele,jinkuaibapiaobushangjiuxing。”
“chuyun......”linqingwanqidezhuakuang。
zenmehuiyouzheimewuchiderena,pianpianzheirenhaishiwoweihunfu!
tabenyiweinengtaotuomingyundeanpai,kezenmeyemeixiangdao,laotiangentakailezheimedayigewanxiao。
kanyeyehemuqinduichuyunzheitaidu,zheihunshi,kendingshituibudiaole。
linqingwanshenxileyikouqi,pingfuleyixiaxinqing,duizhechuyunshuodao:“chuyun,nichulai,woyaogennidandutantan。”
“laopo,nishiyaotancailima?nifangxin,jinguankaikouyao,wojialaotoubuchaqian!”
chuyunyifucaidaqicudemoyang,buguoquehetaneitulituqidemoyanghenbuda。
linqingwanetouyihei,zhijieyibalazhechuyunwangwaizouqu。
liangrenlikaihou,linhaijiangzhaopiandeshiqinggaosulelinlaoyezi。
tingwanhou,linlaoyezidaoxiyikouliangqi。
“haihaoneirenshichuyun,buranwomenlinjiakejiushiquleyigedakaoshanle。”
linhaiwendao:“ba,neiweigaorendangzhenyouneimelihaima,jingrangniduitarucizunjing!”
“shuotashouyantongtianyebuweiguo!”
linlaoyezishuohuashihenshizunchong。
linhaimeizaishuoshenme,danzaitayanzhong,chuyunheneixiefuerdaichabuduo,weiyibutongdejiushitayougeqiangdadeshifu。
lingyibian,linqingwandaizhechuyunkaichelikailezhuangyuan。
ershifenzhonghou,chezitingzaileyichubijiaopianpidedaolushang。
linqingwanjiangyifenniupizhidaidiujichuyun,“dakaikankan!”
“婚姻协议!”
nachuwenjian,chuyunzuijiaoluchuyimowanweizhise。
“bukuishinvzongcai,ganshadouyitaoyitaode,woxihuan!”
dangkanlejiyanhou,tazhengzhangliandouheixialaile。
weijingtadetongyi,budesuiyijinchutadefangjian。
weijingtadetongyi,budeyutafashengguanxi。
bixuxuehuiliyi,chuanzhedeti。
必须对她三从四德。
......
qitadedourenle,danzheidiertiaozheibuyaoweinanrenma?
yaoshitayizhibutongyi,nandaozijijiuyizhibiezhe?
wanyinatianqingxushanglaile,zongbunengkanzhelaopozhaopian,ziwoanweiba?
“woyaozaijiayitiao,zheimepiaolianggelaopo,meitianzhinengkan,bunengpeng,zheiwozuobudao。”
“xiangwozheimeyouxiudenanren,nishedefangzhebuyongma?yaobuwomensantianyici?”
shuowanchuyunluchuyimohuaixiao。
linqingwanqiaoliandunshihongleqilai,zhuanshun,yanzhongyouyongqifennuzhise。
“hundan,nizaishuohunhua,wojiugennipinming!”
linqingwanjinwofenquan,neixiufendemoyangkeaijile。
“laopo,nibiezheiyang,nizheishengqidemoyangkandewodouxingfenle!”
chuyuncuozheshoushuodao,jiuxianggeliumang。
zheiyike,linqingwankuaifengle。
shishangzenmehuiyouzheimewulaiderena!
“haolehaole,woburenishengqile,nikanzheiyangxingma?womenyigelibaiyici?”
“不行!”
“那一个月一次?”
“不行!”
“zongbunengyinianyiciba!”chuyunyouxiebuleyile。
“jiuyinianyici!”linqingwanjimangdao,suijilianshangshanguoyimojiaojiezhise。
chuyunchenmolepianke,zhinengtuoxie,“neijiuyinianyici。”
xinxiangzhinengmanmanxunfutazheiaojiaodepiqile,xiayici,yidingyaorangtaqiurao!
kanzhechuyunqianziwancheng,linqingwanzuijiaoluchuleyimodechengdexiaoyi。
“jinnianzheiyici,zuowanshangyijingfashengle,suoyi,jinniannikeyaoguaiguaidee!”
linqingwanyangleyangshouzhongdehunyinxieyi,yuqizhonghailiuluzheyisiqiaopikeai。
楚云直接人傻了!
尼玛,被坑了啊!
haiweidengchuyunhuiguoshen,linqingwanyijiaoyoumen,chezijichierqu。
“现在去哪?”
“quminzhengbumen,lingzheng!”
“shenme?”chuyundajingshise,yaobuyaozheimeciji!
......
congminzhengbumenchulaihou,chuyunkanzheshouzhongdejiehunzheng,youxienanyixiangxin。
这就结婚了?
跟他妈做梦一样!
linqingwanlenglengdikanzhechuyun:“wojinggaoni,haohaojizhuxieyishangdeneirong。”
shuowanzheihuazhihou,linqingwantouyebuhuideshangche,yonglideguanshanglechemen。
yijiaoyoumenxiaqu,yangzhangerqu。
chuyunshayanle,liangshoutanzhedahan:
“我没上车呢!”
“womeishangche......wohaimeishangche!”
danzhayanjian,chedengdoukanbudaole。
zhengdangtazhunbeidacheshi,cheziyoukaihuilaile。
“上车!”
“laopo,woganjuenidouwowan,bingqiewoyouzhengju。”
“wozhishiqudiaogetou。”linqingwanyuqibingleng。
buguo,xianqiantahaizhenyoujiangchuyundiuxiadexiangfa,danyixiangdaochuyunzhihaolenainaidebing,juedeguoyibuqu,youbachezikaobianle。
“wojiuzhidaolaoponishebudediuxiawode。”
linqingwan:......
chexingshizailushang,qianfangyouyigegaojiaqiao。
huran,chuyunliansedabian!
takandaoleqianmianyouyiliangcheshangmianyoubuganjingdedongxi,neichezizhouweiderenquandousiqihuanrao。
zheinaidaxiongzhizhao,shuomingqianmianyouweixian!
“laopokuaichache!”chuyunjimangdahan。
砰!
zheiyisangzi,hedelinqingwanyiduosuo,zhijiezhuangshangleyibiandehulan。
砰砰砰!
jinjiezhe,houmiandechezijielianbuduandezhuangdaoleyiqi,daolushunjianduchengleyitiaozhanglong。
“chuyun,nishibushiyoubing!”linqingwanhuiguoshenlai,numadao。
哐当!
jiuzaizheishi,qianfanggaojiaqiaohurantanta,shijiliangcheshunjianbeiyazailegaojiaqiaomaizailexiamian。